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Friday, March 12, 2010

It's Settled

Shaq and Shaunie's divorce is a done deal.

Beyonce and Lady GaGa's new video 'Telephone' has everything you need to sell a record these days. There's girl on girl action, prison fights, mass murder, a pussy wagon, and Beyonce's stellar acting! If John Waters had directed Thelma and Louise you'd have Telephone!

Video after the break

Monica and Rocko Call it Quits

After standing by her man through groupies [click here] and jail stints [click here] and two kids, Monica and Rocko have decided to call off their years long engagement. They say Rocko's side chicks calling was the final straw. Monica's statement after the cut.

For the first time we get to hear what Swizz has to say about his divorce. Swizz tells his pal DJ Enuff he and Mashonda were done long before he got with Alicia and that the problem between him and 'Shonda had to do with her trying to make him choose between his marriage and his oldest son.

It ain't over! Neffe and Soullow chop it up with Freddy O to set things straight about their relationship status.

See, the radio stations aren't playing his music and he thinks it's because you [his fans] haven't been calling requesting his songs. Chris went on his Say Now account yesterday and left a message pleading with his fans to help get back.

LisaRaye letting loose after the break.

Diddy got barraged by followers on his Twitter page the night of the Biggie party because the promoter was charging up to $150.00 at the door.

DMX was jailed without bond yesterday and is accusing Phoenix police officers of violating his civil rights.

Man on a Mission

The real reason Jamie Foxx took Stacey Dash to the Oscars: On his radio show she told him she has unprotected sex with guys on the first date.

Audio after the cut.

Does LA Reid really believe Jennifer Lopez can save his job?

Wonder if the cameras were rolling when Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes got the call that her son had been arrested on drug charges.

You mean there's more? What don't we already know?

Jay Z won't be adding a casino to his portfolio after all.

DMX got arrested yesterday.

The other day on The Howard Stern show, Howard and his sidekick Robin Quivers roasted Precious star Gabourey Sidibe [video of the roast after the cut], calling her the biggest, fattest, black woman they'd ever seen and how Oprah was lying to her about her ever being a part of Hollywood and that basically, because of the Hollywood standard of beauty, Gabourey would never book another acting gig.

Well Howard and Robin can suck it, because Gabourey already has two gigs lined up.

Diddy is Partying at the Lab in Brooklyn Tonight in Honor of B.I.G

Join him via Live Stream after the cut.

Jermaine Jackson is planning a Michael Jackson tribute in London this summer.

One of Your Favorite Actors Just got Outted

find out who here

Sadness

Why is Baby's lip quivering? Could it be he just found out Lil Wayne won't be in protective custody while doing his time on Rikers and instead will be placed with the rest of the prisoners in general population?

There's a Twitter companion called Formspring where celebs and pseudo celebs let you ask them anything you want. Yesterday somebody asked Slim Thug why he and LeToya Luckett broke-up. His answer, while brutally honest, probably won't surprise you.

Are you serious!? Neffe got that Sollow tattoo for nothing? They said it wouldn't last and it didn't.

Are you one of those evil people who laugh when someone falls on their ass? Well get ready to laugh then, because Columbus Short took a long walk off a short stage while hosting a college step show.

Columbus' trip to Floorida after the cut.

On the same day his wife filed for divorce, the Philedephia 76ers announced Allen Iverson would not be suiting up for them for the rest of the season. And now, to add insult to injury, there's an article describing how Allen is drinking and gambling his life away.

Lil Wayne fans showed up to the court house in droves yesterday to see him off after his sentencing, including this young lady with the unfortunate Lil Wayne tattoo on her side. Would you believe this is not her worst tattoo decision? More pictures of Psycho Tatt Fan and Lil Wayne headed off to jail after the cut.

Lenny Kravitz and his daughter Zoe, who both normally go for the bohemian funky look, glammed up real nice for the Oscar's red carpet the other night. Super cute how they went to dinner at a burger joint after it was over, still dressed in their gown and tux. Picture after the cut.

D'Angelo doing his perp walk after being arrested for trying to hire a hooker for a blow job.

His offical statement when you read more.

On March 9, 1997 Bad Boy artist The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles. His double-disc set Life After Death, released fifteen days later, hit #1 on the U.S. album charts and was certified Diamond in 2000.

Weezy Gone to Jail

Just when I was starting to believe Weezy put roots on the judge.

Stacy Dash and Jamie Foxx have been very cosy lately.

Diddy's new cd, 'Last Train to Paris' has been pushed back again and he's distancing himself from 'Dirty Money'.

Beyonce and her mother Tina Knowles recently opened The Beyonce Cosmetology Center for recovering drug addicts at the Phoenix House in Brooklyn. Speaking about her inspiration for wanting to give back in this way, Beyonce recalled the days spent in her own mother's hair salon and couldn't hold back her tears.

Video of Beyonce losing it and pictures when you read more.

Waka Flocka Flame's hype man hypes up East Side / West Side rivalry in Gary, Indiana.

Monique didn't forget about all you bastards who were hating on her right up till Oscar night, sniping about how she shouldn't win because of her attitude.

When director Roger Ross Williams accepted the Academy Award for Best Documentary for his film 'Music by Prudence', I thought it was weird the way he jumped out of his seat and ran to the podium. Seconds later, in the middle of his speech, he gets Kanye'd by some crazy lady who starts babbling into the mic. Turns out the crazy lady is the film's producer, Elinor Burkett, and those two are beefing.

Video of Roger getting Kanye'd and the reason for the beef when you read more.

Congratulations!

Monique swept the award season this year winning a SAG award, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA, an Independent Spirit Award, an NAACP Image Award and the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.

Geoffrey Fletcher won the Academy Award for best adapted screenplay for Precious: Based on the novel Push by Saffire.

Wanna Meet D'Angelo?

Just dress up like a hooker and stand on the corner of Horatio and Greenwich in West Village. Um yeah, cause that's where D'Angelo got arrested for soliciting a hooker last night.

The other day after pictures of Lil Wayne, Nivea and their son Neal leaving a New York city hotel hit the 'Net, Wayne's ex-wife [and original baby mama] Antonia Carter started tweeting about unrequited love.

Guess Who

Who continued their film award sweep last night after picking up an Independent Spirit Award and is a favorite to win an Oscar tonight? The hairy legs are your hint.