Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Paul Mooney Shut Down At The Apollo

Pay no attention to the lil alien standing next to Paul Mooney
this is the best pic I could find of Paul.
Anyway
Comedic legend Paul Mooney was half way through
a taping for Showtime at the Apollo when they pulled
the plug on him. Paul says it's because he was talking about
George Bush's twin daughters, Gin and Juice, and because
he said GW's mama looks like that man on the oatmeal box!
Why would this ruffle any feathers at the Apollo?
Because noted Black republican Richard Parsons
is running thangs at over there, that's why!

19 comments:

VictorVargas said...

Damn thats some bullshit. Coons are something else. Speaking of self hating Black people,Damn Kim,she only been outta jail about 3 months,and all ready she's fuckin up her face again. It's a shame,I guess she feels like because she is the slut that she is,SHE isn't pretty unless she looks that way. But in this guys opinion,she was the prettiest buck tooth,small titty,short haired,pot belly slut I ever saw. And believe me,I was a kid when she first came out,her album was the soundtrack to my pubertiy years.

puffy said...

Paul, thanks for exposing the fake ass brothers.. You never know who they are until you start talkong about whiteeeeee or jesus..

Anonymous said...

Please Paul Mooney can't say shit till he divorce that white bitch he's married to.

kdeezy said...

AAAAwwwww, Damn Paul Mooney is married to white hoe? He used to be my hero.

Zephyr said...

Please, I'm not worried about Paul and his white woman. I'm more concerned with Lil Kim and the fact that now she actually looks like she can unhinge her jaw. I mean I know it's a good trick, but you don't show off the hinges...

Anonymous said...

damn i didnt know paul mooney was married to a white bitch. well i guess he's looking for happiness.

Anonymous said...

Yeah we all know you can't find happiness with a Black woman!

Nigga please!!!!!!!!
Black men kill me with that shit, you all dog Black women yet your mama is Black. So I guess she's a misrable bitch just like the rest of us huh?

Anonymous said...

Can they take out the plastic once they put it in your face? Kim's shit is ridiculous. take that bullshit out your cheeks and your chin ma!

that's fucked up that they played Paul like that.. but that's life under the Bush regime. Love it or leave it. Freedom of speech was lost a few years back. No surprise to me.

Anonymous said...

Damn I didn't even know that was Kim. I didn't know who yall was talkin bout. What he gots a white wife? Damn and I thought he had a ...
Ya know who I am.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with white chicks! The man probably has bills that need payin', dishes tht need washin', dicks that need suckin' and asses that need kissin'.

Whose goin to do all that work AND let him have his men on the side?

Anonymous said...

Lil Kim looks like Madame from the old Solid Gold show.

Anonymous said...

He's married? I thought he was gay! I just knew he was gay. There was never a question in my mind. Damn...

Neeee waaaayzz this post was hilarious! Lol, lil alien! Lol

I like Paul Mooney, he's so funny

Anonymous said...

^^^LMFAO, I thought he was gay too! But um, I'm always amagzed by Blacks( specifically men) who are all militant, PRO-BLACK but yet end up with someone White. Makes you question Black Love if not Love in general! But whatever, I guess its okay try "something new" like Sanaa Lathan; its the American Way! Right?!?!?!lol

Anonymous said...

Lil' kim might have implants. You call her phony...but what about Paul. he molests young boys and plays straight. He's always screaming at white people. What about talking about his real problem. His gayness!

Hello...elephant in the room!

Mr. Lee/Dr. Opto said...

Anonymous said...
Lil' kim might have implants. You call her phony...but what about Paul. he molests young boys and plays straight. He's always screaming at white people. What about talking about his real problem. His gayness!


What are you talking about?! I never heard ay molestation allegations aboutPaul Mooney but I KNEW he was married to a white woman. Either way he still speaks the truth most of the time and is not afraid to say it I'll give him that. Eff George W. Bush and his father.

Anonymous said...

Paul has 3 kids so quite obviously not entirely gay. He is divorced now but so what if he has had a white wife or gf or whatever. The heart loves who the heart loves. He does crack at whites all the time but he cracks at his own too like Diana Ross & stuff. He is just a truth teller and a comedian. I think he is great I just think he is so intelligent people of all colors just don't always get em I mean some people are just stupid regardless of their ethnicity. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Paul Mooney does sound gay. Its probably because the most influential people in his life were his mom and grandmother and their femininity rubbed off on him growing up. You can hear it when he speaks. but if he is gay I wouldn't be shocked. At the least he is just infeminant because he grew up around women.

faith said...

who cares about him being married to a white woman! who cares if hes gay? paul is funny and he tells the truth and talks about it all! besides he never said he would not date a white woman! he is a comedian.. try and remember that!

Anonymous said...

You are all niggers

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