Leprechaun Remix

That's All Folks

It's over folks.

People Magazine
has comfired the worst fears of hip-hop
heads everywhere.

The king and queen are splitsville.



Uh, Russell, hit me up, I like yoga, too.

Fight Club

The first rule in fight club is: You do not talk about fight club.

Dave Mays got his assed kicked, and he ain't talking!

Last week AllHipHop.com broke the rumor that somebody smashed Dave in a Miami club.

Well, according to the NYDaily News, that somebody is Busta Rhymes!

The paper said Busta busted Dave in the head with a bottle and Dave had to get about 50 stitches, and I heard Benzino was in the club too and didn't do sh*t to help his boy!

Dave is not cooperating with police.

I don't know ya'll, what's up wit Bus?

Attacking D Mays and even one of his own fans eariler this week.

Busta, just go ahead and tell the police what you know about Israel Ramirez. It's obviously eating you alive.

Update: Check out what Benzino had to say about the fight here.

(via allhiphop.com)

Isn't That A Cute Poncho?

According to the NY Daily News, that poncho is hiding a pair of handcuffs.

This is Naomi Campbell after being arrested, yet again, for kicking ass on one of her staff.

She accused her maid of stealing a pair of her Chip & Pepper Jeans, called her a mutherf*cking b*tch and cracked her in the head with a Blackberry encrusted with crystals. The maid had to get stitches. Plus Naomi told her other staff to lie and say the maid fell and hurt her own self.

I don't know ya'll, NayNay might have to do some time for this one.

Take a look at her past rap sheet here.

Whitney Houston Is Broke

I guess we all should have seen this coming but...

FoxNews is reporting that Whitney Houston is flat broke.

And not just because she's a crackhead, but because Whitney is just a singer,

she don't write songs, so she don't get no royalties, like Mariah and Beyonce.

They also said Whitney is mortaged up her ass, and since she don't tour, she don't have no money coming in.

The report says Whitney and 80's pop star Cherelle had an apartment together, to get high in, and that they trashed it, and didn't pay the lease, and are being sued.

They also say, Bobbi-Kris might become a ward of the state, and that Bobby put his sister up to selling out Whit to the tabloids because he's out of money.

Then they even had the nerve to talk about her mama, saying Whitney should have seen how hard it was for her mother, not being a writer, but just a singer too.
Damn.

Guess You Can't Be Cute And Smart

Wendy Williams says actor Evan Ross had a little trouble

getting accepted to Morehouse.

Apparently, Evan's grades aren't so good,

but you know his mama don't play!

Ms. Diana Ross herself got on the phone with

Oprah Winfrey, got her to call The 'House,

and Voila`

Evan is a Morehouse Man.

But you know what they say at Morehouse:

Gentlemen, look to your left, look to your right.

The person next to you is not going to be here at graduation.

Will Evan?

Star Is Such A F*cking Liar

She did too,
almost die
getting her
flappy boobs fixed.
They had to call 911
and everything!

And if she lied about that,
what about Al having a gym accident
that required stictches in his head?

Were they in is head or his butt?
You'll never know with Star's
lying ass.

Does Anybody Care?

That Mike Tyson was

seen with hookers and strippers every night

during his stay in England?

Didn't Think so.

So, I posted a picture of what he's working with instead.

Judge Mablean Got Fired

I really need to find something else to do

I want some juciy gossip, like cracked out pop singers, or broken marriages, or DL rappers.

Oh wait, that was this morning.

Now, Mablean got fired from Divorce Court.

Some Harvard chick from Ohio gonna be the judge next season.

Did Beyonce Get A Nose Job?

Do it look like
B
got a nip / tuck?

WTF

Over at Sandra Rose
She got the pictures from
Timbaland's birthday party
and this is the most viewed pic.

Crack Is Wack

Sometimes scrawlin' sh*t on the bathroom wall about people is sad, but .....

Bobby Brown's sister Tina, sold Whitney out so bad.
Tina and Whitney used to get high together, but now that Tina sober, she sold her story to a British Newspaper.
Tina sold pictures of a bathroom trashed with crackpipes, cigarette butts and sex toys.
She say Whit will stay in there for days at time, not washin' her ass or nothing.
Tina say Whit seeing demons, and punching holes in walls n' sh*t.
She say Bobby-Kris is terrified of Whit.

Daz bowl.

Is It Over?

The New York Daily News told me, that Us Magazine told them, that Russell got a new girlfriend named Denise Vasi.
Here's some more pictures of her, she's numbers 3 and 4.

If You Hate Faggots So Much, Why You Hangin' Wit 'em?

So Busta (when keepin' it real goes horribly wrong) Rhymes, was in a resturant in South Beach with wall to wall trannies and brokebacks, and one kid had the nerve to try to congratulate Busta on his new video, and what does Bus A Bus do? Shove the kid and have two big bodyguards rough him up.

Then he was overheard saying, "Man, I hate f*ckin' faggots!"

My only question is, if you hate faggots, what were you doing there?

Not A Good Look

Damn, Ursh, why you partyin' with K-Fed?

Look at all them people in the background.

Ya'll ain't have no VIP up in that piece?

Is It Just Me Or Do It Look Like It Stank?

Ew

Remy Ma

Look Funky

And Not In A Good Way

SWF

Remeber that movie Single White Female where that one chick tried to take over that other chicks identity?

Look out B, cause I heard she tryin' to git yo man too.

DMX Gone Wild

DMX Is A Cotdam Fool

So some ATL rapper made this DVD called DMX Gone Wild, I mean Crackheads Gone Wild, and he tried to give the DVD to X, you know, so he can help him get on I guess, and well X just assumed the dude was trying to be funny and jumped his ass.

BTW if you want the video get it here

Laffy + Taffy = HIV

You know, overheard conversations only give up
half the information,
so what chu make of this?

Do you believe somebody from D4L got HIV and is spreading that sh*t around on purpose?

I'm just sayin', true or not, yall groupies need to watch ya selves.
Don't just be jump'n on the d*ck of any fool with a
hit record

(source)

Pink's Brother Stole Her First Girlfriend

She's talking about it like it ain't a thang so... So am I.

She was like, I was thirteen, and I had my first girlfriend and we'd been holding hands and kissing, because that's what thirteen year olds do, then she up and left me for my brother!

It was really f*cked-up and gross, she says.

You don't say?

Yeah I See Ya, First Miss Thang, Now Miss Gonorrhea

Don't deez fools know this
*itch will have em'
pissin' out razor blazes!?

I Want Da Gold. Gib Me Da Gold

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Beef Is When Your Moms Ain't Safe Up In the Streets

I'm surfin' the web, peeping conversations and came across this.

It's a play by play on how and why Cassidy killed his ex-best friend and how he cain't come back in his old hood no mo'.

so real

so ill

Front Row For L A Fashion Week

Juelz and Cam?

Why are these two
front row at the
Marc Jacobs show
for fashion week?

Picture these
dudes in

Show Me The Money

I see London

I see France

I see Mariah's p*ssy

instead of her underpants

(click the pic for a bigger better look)

Some Of My Best Friends Are Sluts

Nicole Richie is so slutty! I loves it!


So the story goes, she grabbed this guy, that dude from the movies Clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Dogma; not the fat silent one, but the dope white boy, so anyway, she just grabs his ass and pulls him in a bathroom stall, sits on his *ick and goes to work! In thirty seconds, dude squirted all over her back and she didn't even notice!

Gotta love being on E.

They Plump When You Cook Em'

Tyson Beckford and a couple of
ball park stanks.

Damn it! Women is worse than boxers, when it comes to knowing when to hang it up.

Tyson look like Issac Hayes.

Is that Janice Combs?

What We Really Wanted

Since every little black-ass web site postin' those wack-ass pictures of Kelis from King Magazine, I thought I'd post something ya'll really want to see.

Somebody Throw This Boy A Egg Roll

Ya'll remember Jin the MC right?

He was hot as hell for about 10 minutes after winning Freestyle Friday on 106 and Park a few times a couple years back.

Well since then, he's had some highs and lows.

Well, now he got a diss record called F*ck Jay Z. Listen

Jin, Jin, Jin

This only worked one time, for Fiddy, ask Cam.

LA Courts Seize Suge's Assets

Suge bout to lose all his sh*t.

A judge has ruled that since Suge won't pay that 107 million he owes that chick who said her husband's drug money started Death Row Records, they gon' sieze his assets, business and personal. Damn!

See, this why you don't f*ck with Jamaicans. You know Biggie's mamma, Voletta Wallace, been puttin' roots on this ***ga!

It's All Well And Good Till Somebody Cry Rape

One minute you're tying your girlfriend to the bed with silk scarves, having the time of your life, the next minute you're accused of rape.

CSI: Crime Scenes's Gary Dourdan's ex-girlfriend accused him of rape in '05. Gary pleaded no contest (to battery, not rape) and had stay away from the chick. Now G say the *itch is stalking him, calling thirty times a day and sh*t, sleeping in her car in front of his house, boiling rabbits....

Next time Gary, be easy when you lay the pipe.

Oh yeah, Gary suing the *itch for 4 million bucks for slander.

Esther or Brandy

So the other night , it was Ms. Esther Baxter, not Brandy, cheering on Quentin Richardson at the Knicks game.

Esther or Brandy. Gee, what a tough choice.

Star's Tasty Flap Jacks

Take a last good look at Star's flappy boobs.

She almost died when the crane she was using to have 'em lifted tipped over and fell on her.

Strangely enough, while Star was away gittin' lifted, Al sustained some kind of injury at a gym and had to get, uh, stitches?!

Hmmmm, I watched enough Will and Grace and read enough gay blogs to know what goes on in NY gyms.....

Mary Don't Need To Throw Stones

Mary been talking a whole lotta ish lately.
First, she runnin' her mouth bout Lauryn Hill.
Mary say she don't know what happend to Lauryn. Mary called Lauryn a genius that cracked up and disapeared in a puff of smoke.
Then, she got on Whitney Houston talkin' bout Whit need to admit her addictions and move on with her life.

Mary, Mary, Mary, just two years ago we was sayin' those same things about you.

Dr. Dre's Daughter Is, Uh, Special

Dr Dre's daughter Menaj, (yeah, menaj) has signed a record deal with Wigga Wreckords. ( yeah, wigga)

She say Dre don't want her in the industry but she says, "I got kids." Damn, Dre daughter out there like that?

Click here to take a listen.

I have a few questions.

What ever happend to the son Dre had with Michel'e?
Ain't she with Suge now?
Is Suge raising Dre son?

Look At Young Buck Cheap Ass

G Unit Solider Young Buck stiffed the chef he hired to cater his 3-day birthday bash.

Chef Irving Brown is so mad!

Buck walking around the party with a bottle of Cristal in each hand. (that's a thousand dollars )
Then he left in a Bentley, but can't front the $5600.00?

That ain't ballin'.

Naomi Playing Nice

Don't Naomi look cute?
These pictures are from a German perfume award ceremony.
Naomi won a personality award.
I guess in Germany they like Black girls who can kick ass!
Check out the rest of the pictures here.

Eva Longoria's NanNa Do Not Care About Black People

So, Eva wanted to send her grandmother a picture of her man, Tony Parker, but her mother said, "Hold up! Your Grandmother don't know Tony is Black."

And.....?

R Kelly Ain't Sh*t!

This R Kelly's Brother and he tellin' it all!

He was on the radio in NY on Hot 97 with Ms. Jones, and he said R molested they 12 year old cousin, that the girl in the video getting the golden shower was R&B singer Sparkle's niece, that R is bi-sexual, and he put a cheap headstone on they mama's grave, because he hated her husband!

Then my Atlanta peeps told me he was on the radio down there this morning saying the same thing.

Listen to the NY radio interview here and here.

Guess Who

Look who I found floating around on the Internet.


You girl and mine, Mysterious,
from Making The Band 2!


"Ah went though all this...For Nuthing!"


"F*ck You Puffy!"

Lauryn Hill Is Pissin' People Off

The New York Daily News Reports,

Prickly Lauryn Hill might want to be a little less difficult to people giving her money. As well as her silly demand that she be called only "Miss Hill," her refusal to do "contractually obligated" press rankled organizers of the Montblanc 100th-anniversary party on Tuesday night. Instead, she arrived with a wig over her face and refused to talk. …

This *itch is crazy

Check out the rest of the pictures over at ConcreteLoop.com

Boondocks On Hiatus

This Sunday will mark the last original Boondocks until early 2007.

Dang it!

Now what I'm gon' watch to hear nigga 1600 times in one show?

Rush Limbaugh?

Random Hot Chick

Kenya Moore in Smooth Magazine

Puffy Ass Git'n Sued

A judge has halted sales of the 1994 Biggie Smalls rap album Ready to Die. (that includes downloads and airplay.)
Reportedly, the title song contains samples from the Ohio Players song, Singing in the Morning, that Puffy used without permission.

A jury awarded 4.2 million dollars in damages to Bridgeport Music and Westbound Records.

Named in the suit are Bad Boy Entertainment, Bad Boy LLC, Justin Combs Publishing, and Univeral Records.
The estate of The Notorious B.I.G is not named in the suit.

What Chu Expect From A Dude Name Murder?

C Murder got his self a new trial.

Don't get it twisted, the new trial is for the murder of 16 year old Steve Thomas in Harvey, Louisiana. C already spent spent 4 years in jail on that case.

He still gotta answer charges in Baton Rouge for peeling off at a club owner and bouncer after they told him they had to pat him down before letting him in the club. That trial starts on May 30, 2006.

I don't know about you, but I would feel safer if this dude was off the streets.

And oh yeah, he changed his stage name to C-Miller.

I wonder if he gone change that tat?

Dirty Virgin

Here's that dirty virgin Adiana Lima in a GQ photoshoot.

Can't get enough? Click here for a sexy Adriana video.

Pretty Girls Are Stupid

Eva Longoria says, in her relationshit with Tony Parker, she's the experienced one.

She says Tony has only been with one other woman.

Eva stupid.

Tony Parker fine, plus he from France. He done f*cked more than just her bony-ass I'm sure.

Guys will say anything to get the drawers.

New Probe In B.I.G Murder Case

Finally! A new investigation into the Biggie Smalls murder.
It has been revealed that testimony from a jail house rat, that connected Suge Knight to the murder, was suppressed by the LAPD.
The rat claimed Suge had deep connections in the LAPD and that one of LA's finest was responsible for the fatal shooting.

Weed Candy

The DEA busted a Northern California factory that was lacing junk food with weed.

Damn it! I should have thought of that!

Steve, That Apple Cap Ain't Cute

I know it and Jackie Reed knows it.

Tupac Sighting

It's that time of year again, Tupac has been seen in LA getting ready to record his latest cd

Mike Tyson > Jeffery Dahmer

This dude done bit somebody again!

And this time it cost him 275,000 bucks.

What a dumb ass.

He should join the military, at least his aggression would be useful.

Colin Farrell's 3 Million Dollar Cooch

This is Playboy Playmate Nicole Narin.

Colin Farrell ate her p*ssy and it's on video.

Colin is trying to sue Nicole to keep the video off the market.

Nicole cut a sweet deal with the Internet Porn distibutor to get $100,000 wether or not the tape gets out.

Damn good work if you can get it.

A Pimp and A Hoe

This is Bishop Magic Don Juan, he is a world famous pimp.

This is Paris Hilton, she is a world famous Hoe.

A Black Pimp and His White Hoe, is there anything more lovely?

Ray J Got Knocked The F*ck Out!

Ray J, famous for being Brandy's brother, got the taste slapped out of his mouth in St. Lucia.

I think I would have liked to have seen that.

2006 Lollapalooza Line Up Announced

This year's Lollapalooza is a 3 day event in Chicago's Grant Park featuring The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanye West, Queens of the Stone Age, Common, Blackalicious and many more !

It's always good to get shoulder to shoulder with sweaty strangers.

August 4-6 2006

Oh Boo Hoo! Nobody Fell For Your Fake Beef

So nobody fell for your fake beef, huh?

Concert tickets ain't selling huh?

Maybe if you shot yourself again, or came up with a hot 16 and a hook.

Lonely or A Liar

This is one of the loneliest or lying-est supermodels on the catwalk. Adriana Lima tells Page Six that sex is for after marriage, and if guys don't except that then they don't respect her.

Yeah right! I bet she has a f*ck buddie or two.

You know, the type of dude she wouldn't dream of marrying.

The lucky Stiff.

Who Needs Boys?

After her last druggie mess of a boyfriend,
Kate Moss has reportedly sworn off men in favor of this.


I wonder if it feels the same as them plastic ones?

Gotta Love Those Boots

Spike Lee refuses to vote for Condelezza for President because she was shopping on Fifth Avenue during the Hurricane Katrina crisis.

I wanna agree with him, but just look at those come f*ck me boots!

Terrence Howard Unhappy With 3 6 Mafia Oscar Performance

The Huslte and Flow actor complains to Jawn Murray about the choreography for the
It's Hard Out There For A Pimp number at the Oscars.

The choreography?

Look at this picture.

He should have got an Oscar for that.

Pink Likes to Kiss Girls

I'm coming out so you better get this party started.... I knew she was trying to tell us something

Girl Hump II Kate and Naomi Edition

According to The Sun , Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss engaged in a coke fueled orgy! Who says supermodels don't have more fun?

If You Need a Reason to Stay Off Drugs

Look at these guys.

Al B. Sure, K-Ci and Tevin Campbell.

I know! I couldn't believe it either.

I know Mary J. Blige be looking at K-Ci and thanking God she left his ass.

Pam, Is That You?

Pam looks real bad.

Somebody need to tell her to lay her Hepatitis C ass down.

Pam!
Listen to me!
Go lay down! Think of Brandon and Dylan.

WTF is she doing with Ray J?

And is that a fur in her hands? Peta gon' kick her ass!

Love Got Me Looking So Crazy Right Now

Is Jay Z Cheating on Beyonce?

Spies tell Page Six that while Beyonce is on location filming Dream Girls, Jay Z has been seen out on the town with the ladies.

According to reports, he was seen in a New York nightclub with two georgeous girls on his arm, and was overheard telling friends, "I cain't hang wit ya'll. I'm bout to git busy wit these girls!"

MC Serch Fired From WJLB?

Remember that white rap group, 3rd Base? They had that one song, The Gas Face?

MC Serch, the one with the glasses, is credited with discovering Nas.

Anyway, my boyfriend's, brother's, girlfriend's cousin told me Serch got fired from his job as a Dj at WJLB in Detroit. She said it had something to do with a Super Bowl Party and a $25,000 check being made out to SerchLight Productions when it should have been made to WJLB and Serch refused to turn over the money or something like that. When I went to 'JLB's website, MC Serch was not listed as a DJ.

Who Says Rod Stewart's Daughter Ain't Funky?

Prehistoric Rocker Rod Stewart's Daughter Kim Has Funky Feet

W Magazine sponsored a pre-Oscar spa day in Beverly Hills. Reportedly, when Kim took off her shoes, her feet stank so badly, the manicurist refused to do her toes, or any one else's for the rest of the day!

Damn Kim! Wash your feet!

Young Jeezy Arrested In Florida

Young Jeezy in South Beach shootout.

Saturday morning around 5 am, Jezzy and several of his boys were involved in a South Beach street fight . A bystander caught the altercation on digital video. Somebody from Jezzy's camp demanded the camera, when he was refused, gunfire erupted.
Though the boys escaped in two SVUs, all were caught.
A semi-automatic rifle was found under the seat of one of the vehicals and Jezzy was caught carrying a concealed weapon with no permit.

YOUNG UPDATE: Young Jeezy has been released on a $7500 bond. He is scheduled to be arraigned in Miami-Dade Circut Court on March 31, 2006. He says the guns found in the vehical are not his. BTW, although Young Jeezy claims to be a youthful 26, the age on his court records show he is actually 28.

He's Just Not That Into You

Pam Anderson holds on for dear life to new beau,
billionaire real estate developer Laurence Hallier.
Sheesh, show some self respect.
Oh wait, we're talking uber hoohie.
Go head girl, go head get down.

Black Republicans Are Just Like White Ones

Arch-conservative Claude Allen was arrested over the weekend for theft.
The former White House aid was caught after purchasing items at Target, putting them in his car and returning to the store with the receipts to make fraudulent returns. Allen was hand picked by George W. Bush as his Chief Domestic Policy advisor, a postiton he recently left to "spend more time with his family." The choice was lauded by the Christian Right, as Allen has been described as a notorious homophobe and ferocious enemy of abortion and safe sex education.