To The Faithful Few

I'm moving over the
next few days,
so you can count
Beyonce's pubic hairs
till I get settled.

You know the drill, click the pic for a better look!

Come On Home Jaime

Jamie Foxx can't catch a break in London.

First we heard the stories about his orgy;

You did hear about that, right?

How after his stage show, he took five girls back to

his dressing room, and

the next day it was all over the news.
Anyway,

now comes word that J and twelve of his friends were

chillin' up in VIP when when some dudes rushed

his spot and sprayed Jamie and his posse

with bottles of champagne!

They say Jamie and his friends were drenched!

A fight ensued, who knows what happened next,

but, I don't think they care for you much over there J.

Don't Sit In First Class If You Gonnna Act Like You In Coach

What's wrong with this fool?
Word has it The Game
was in first class on a flight
to LA cussing so loud into
his phone, an old lady asked
him to watch his mouth
and he cussed her out!

Geez, I thought first class was
so you could get away from
the riff raff.

Punks with money.
What will they think of next?

Ty Ty Got Community Service

Remember when R. Kelly got pepper sprayed

in Madison Square Garden at the infamous

Best of Both Worlds concert with Kells and Jay Z?

Well, Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith pleaded guilty to the

deed yesterday in Manhattan Criminal court.

Ty was charged with assault, but it was lowered to

disorderly conduct, and he got four days of community service.

Oh, and after he sprayed Kells, Jay Z gave him an

executive position over at Def Jam.

So..... a hype man who pepper sprayed R. Kelly got an

executive postion at Def Jam from Jay,

but Damon Dash, who put Jay on, got nothing.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You Know It's Hard Out Here For A Puff

Things aren't going too well for Sean "Puffy" Combs

Sheesh, where do I start?

Remember Citizen Change?

Sure ya do. You know, Vote or Die?

Well, Citizen Change is in tax trouble.

The IRS is all up in that, and the numbers look decidedly, uh.....funny.

The web site for Citizen Change is gone and so are its offices.

Sean Jones clothes is canceling lines. The women's line

got down graded from Barney's to Marshall's

Ouch!

His cooking show, the one that was supposed to star

rock em' sock em' Naomi Campbell?

Cancelled before it even got on the air.

Even his former manservant,

Franzworth Bentley

signed with Kanye West's record lable rather than Bad Boy.

Speaking of Bad Boy, they ain't had a hit in years that

didn't have something to do with Biggie Smalls

who died back in 1997.

How long can a dead rapper be your main roster?

I'm ah start a Puff watch,

and keep ya'll

up on it.

Botox Twins On The Cover Of Vibe

Here's Tyra and LL on the cover
of Vibe.

Why?

LL looks like a girl, and Tyra
looks like a Tranny.

I hope BitterVibes blog
will let us in on the dirt!


There had to be some type a payoff!




(via ontd)

F U

In case you were wondering
how K-Fed's rap career
was turning out,
take a look in the
crowd for his listening
party in Vegas.

Maybe he should go on Showtime at
the Apollo next!

Saturday Morning Movie

Damon Dash In King Magazine

So, my King magazine showed up and I was all prepared to hate on Dame,

but I can't.

Yeah, he was kinda cryin' and you could tell he was heart-broke,

but he brought up some interesting points.

We all know the story about how Jay Z "retired" from rappin',

left Dame's Roc A Fella Records, then showed up as

the president of Def Jam and then took The Roc

from Dame and how Dame was all shocked and hurt an' stuff.

Anyway,

After the sh*t went down, Dame says he seen Jay at a Puffy party and

Jay tells him,

"If you let me have the masters to Reasonable Doubt, you can have

Roc A Fella back. Dame say he was like, cool, but they other partner,

Kareem "Biggs" Burke was like,

"F*ck, that n*gga Jay! How he gon do that to his boys!"

So Dame said, he just let it go.

But check it!

Dame say when Jay was on Roc A Fella,

he was getting 20 points a record!

20 points!?!

Then, the Roc would spend 7 million in marketing

on top of what they was paying Jay.

Dame say, the whole Roc wouldn't eat behind that sh*t.

That Jay Z is diabolical.

He think Dame don't deserve nathan?

Then I read a funny thing in the NY Post this morning.

Lionel Richie performed at a concert and all the stars came out

Even Kimora and Russ came...toghether.....in seperate bentleys....

Anyway

Jay and Beyonce was supposed to be there too,

but when Jay found out

Dame was gonna be there, he backed out.

All the time I read about Jay leaving

out the back door of parties when Dame show up.

I don't know, I might have to switch up, ya'll.

Go Team Dash!

And you gon laugh when you read what Dame said about Kanyeezee!

Proof's Funeral

Check the last stage pass for family members.

Bomb sniffing dogs....at a funeral.

If you need to wear a bullet proof vest to a funeral,

you might want to stay home.

Does Hoopz Look Like A Midget?

This is the Hoopz spread
from King Magazine's June issue.

For some reason they felt it necessary to recycle
last month's picutres into a centerfold this month.

I don't care what you say, Hoopz looks like a midget.

And she has a foul f*ckin' mouth!

King's one page interview made her sound real stank.
She could barely form a sentence without saying
f*ckin', sh*t, b*tch, or motherf*ckers.

Look out Superhead, Hoopz is coming for your crown!

Is This Supposed To Prove Something?

Attorneys for the Duke lacrosse players accused of

raping that girl say these pictures will exonorate their clients.

All these pictures prove is that those boys are nasty!

Look at that yard.

There's sh*t everywhere!

I'll tell you what these pictures show.

1. Some shoes.

2. A stripper leaving the party with one shoe on.

FYI, ain't no stripper leavin' no $50.00 shoe.

That *itch is under duress.

3. They show her leaving in her costume.

When you work parties, you go in your clothes and you leave in

your clothes, unless you're thrown or run out.

And I'm sorry,

I know nobody shares my feelings,

but, didn't that girl see Players Club?

You don't go by yourself and strip for a bunch of

drunk, horny guys you don't know.

Now, if them was her boys, Ray Ray an nem,

then that's a different story.

Rape happens to renegade hoes, that's what the pimp is for.

(source)

Is Hip Hop Over?

It might be if Clear Channel has anything to do with it.

FoxNews is reporting that Clear Channel has

been quietly telling its stations that

by the end of the year, Hip Hop and Rap would be "over" and to

expect significant changes.

This week's top twenty chart only has 3 Hip Hop CDs on it

LL, Ne-Yo, and T.I.

Pretty soon Hip Hop won't be so nice

No Ice Cube, just Vanilla Ice!

(source)

Bad Times For Chaka Khan

Poor Chaka!

Her 26 yo son, Damien Holland, was involved in a shooting at

his home on Sept. 24, 2004 where

17 yo Chris Bailey ended up dead. Damien told police the

shooting was accidental and no charges were filed.

That was then, this is now.

Witnesses have since come forward and said Daimen willfully

shot and killed Chris over a girl.

Chaka's son is set to be arraigned Sept 26, 2006.

(source)

A Little Bit Of Lenny For Ya

Here's Lenny leaving a resturant in NY

I don't know who those kids are, cousins maybe?

Lenny does have a white daddy.

How You Doing?

Eddie Murphy's divorce from Nicole became final yesterday.

The listed cause? Irreconcilable differences, not Eddie's much talked about friendship with Johnny Gill.

How You Doing?

(source)

The Other Victim

Keith Bender,
the bouncer
shot by Proof,
is dead.

He died today,
a week after he
was shot by MC Proof in an

after hours club shootout on Eight Mile in Detroit.

Proof, whose body goes on view today, was also killed in the melee.

His funeral is tomorrow

Detroit Police have beefed up
security for the high profile event.

I'm sure you'll see plenty pictures of Proof, so here's one of Keith.

Back To The Future

Omaha, Nebraska is

re-segregating schools.

The first state in 20 years to do so.

Does anybody care,

or ya'll too busy blingin'?

(source)

Is This 1954?

Here is a page from an algebra test administered by

a community college in Washington State.

A word problem on velocity uses a woman named Condolezza, and

asks you to calculate the speed at which a

watermelon she drops from a

federal building will hit the ground.

Though this question has appeared on tests

in the past, only this year has anybody complained.

The teacher who wrote the test has been sent to sensitivity training.

Yeah, that'll help.

For a closer look, click the pic,

hold your mouse on the pic, wait for the little orange square

in the lower right hand corner and click it

(source)

Somebody Forgot The Lyrics To No Vaseline

Ice Cube can't figure out
why Dr. Dre didn't want
to work with him on his new joint,
Laugh Now, Cry Later.
I got two words for ya Cube
No Vaseline.
The greatest diss record
of all time, aimed at
Dr. Dre and the NWA,
written by one,
Mr. O'Shea Jackson aka Ice Cube.

Check the lyrics here.

(source)

To My Loyal Readers....All Three Of Ya'll

Please accept this picture
of Beyonce without her
weave and writer Toure`
looking at her like WTF
in lieu of any postings
until Monday afternoon.

I have a big exam Monday
and I gotta study.

Yours in bitchyness

That*itch!

Have You Heard Of RealDolls?

Ok, this is just weird.
Marie Clare Magazine
did an article on men
who prefer dolls instead of real
women for sex and relationships.
See that chick in the
picture? It's a doll.
Read the article here.

See the dolls here.

They come in male and female

and cost about $7000.00 bucks

They look so real it's creepy!

Word On The Street Ain't Good

Word on the street:

Proof was trippin'

Supposedly, Proof was all hyped up and

got into two or three fights

the night he was killed.

Hood say he was up in the club

crowing bout he the king of Detroit and sh*t.

Being from Detroit,

I've heard my share of stories about

Proof being a reckless drunk, so

the sh*t might be true.

Too bad if it is.

When Keeping It Real Goes Horribly Wrong.

Body Language 101

Check Puff and his S-Curl
"grooming" the new talent,

Cherri Dennis.

Cherri the
new chick offa Bad Boy.

This picture is
from her listening
party at G-Spa the
other night.

Check the rest of the pics here.

Sometimes You Have To Eat Your Words

I was so wrong! Damn, I hate when that happens!

I thought LisaRaye was married to that guy

she looks scared of. I even implyed she was a golddigger

cause it looked like she was grossed out by her rich new husband.

Then, one of my three faithful readers put me up on the real.

The guy in the black is the Minister of Turks and Caicos,

Lisa's husband, not that guy she's scared of!

Thanks!

Witnesses Say Proof Fired The First Shot

Details of the fatal shooting of MC Proof

are starting to emerge and eye witnesses are saying

Proof fired the first shot.

MTV News says the Detroit police report backs up the claim.

All Hip Hop quotes an eye witness account that

Proof got into an argument with one of the club's bouncers,

knocked the guy down, stood over him,

fired his weapon,

and was subsequently

shot by the club's other bouncer.

UPDATE

This story gets worse by the minute.

28 year old Mario Etheridge, the bouncer

who shot and killed Proof, has turned himself in.

Etheridge says the shooting was the result

of an arguemt over a pool game.

Etheridge's cousin, Keith Bender Jr,

was the bouncer shot by Proof.

Bender is still hospitalized in critical condition.

Etheridge says a shot was fired into the air,

Proof pistol whipped Bender, knocked him to the

ground and shot him.

At that point, Etheridge shot Proof...four times.

sounds a little.... pecuilar.

The guy Proof "stood over" and shot at point blank range is still alive.

How close was Etheridge to Proof at the time of the shooting?

Will any witnesses from Proof's camp shed light on this thing

or is that NO Snitching shit in effect?

The Female Ted Turner

TVOne owner Cathy Hughes pulled a Ted Turner and bought the

rights to air tons of great Black shows.

The deal includes one of my all time favorite movies:

Sparkle!

Also on the list of acquisitions:

Superfly

Shaft

Purple Rain

The Color Purple

New Jack City

Malcolm X

and many other Black flick favorites.

Cathy's station purchased the rights to air

some great Black sitcoms too!

Included in the deal are

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

For Your Love

Eve

All of Us

Living Single and others.

Maybe this action by Hughs' TVOne

will force BET to step its game up!

(source)

Step Away From The Botox

Et' Tu LL?

Damn, L you looking bout like Vivica Fox!

Was up with the frozen looking face?

Carmen Electra is like, "Damn, look at this n*gga face."

L, a cat who had a hit record in the 80's should NOT have skin

as smooth as Chris Brown's!

(click pic for super close up)

Business As Usual

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

These two did show a united front at Russell's

Art for Life benefit in Palm Beach,

but wags at the NY Post claim

Kimora showed up late and left as soon

as she was done speaking on stage.

Ouch!

Can you say, contractually obligated?

On a side note, a party guest reported Star Jones

kept feeling up her new boobs all night.

I guess somebody gotta do it,

cause you know it sure as hell ain't gonna be Al!

(source)

For MM

Just can't get enough Pam

XOXO

Look Who Got New Boobs

In an effort to preserve her sexy and extened her 15 minutes of fame

Omaroacha got her boobs done.

It's actually a pretty good job.

I hope they get her somewhere.

Breaking News

News outlets in Detroit are reporting that D12
rapper Proof was killed last night in an
after hours club on 8 mile.

Authorities are looking for D12 member
Bizarre, to shed light on what happend.

One other person was killed in the shooting.

Right now details are sketchy at best,
but I will keep you posted.

(source)

UPDATE

The Good Old Days

Every day there's another sad story about

Whitney Houston,

She's called a crackhead, folks

saying she's broke, her daughter bout to

be taken away, people all up in her sex life.

All I got to say is,

Whitney and Robyn never

should have broke up.

Somebody Is Still Hurt By The Breakup

These two broke up 2 years ago,

but Dame still need to talk about it!

In the new issue of King Magazine, Dame finally cuts loose on J and the

whole Roc A Fella take-over thing.

Dame talking bout how he never in a million years

thought his "best friend" would do that to him!

Dame, let it go.

If you really were the force behind

The Roc,

you should have blown up again by now.

Instead

you get referred to as a D-lister by the press,

and we all know you was the one who put

Cam up to that lame ass diss attempt at Jay.

You startin' to look funny Dame,

like a real f*ckin' joke.

(source)

Bush Whacked!

Damn, that GW is something else.

All this time he been letting his boy Scooter Libby take

the fall for that CIA leak sh*t and it was him that

authorized the leak all along!

Who knew GW was down wit the Stop Snitching Movement?

Get up on current events here.

I figured It Out

With a stylist,
a hairdresser,
a makeup artist,
and the right lighting,
Niama is a real dime.

Without 'em,
she's a Hot Ass Mess!

(click the pic for a better look)

Be Lookin' For This Book, Yo!

This book should crack the Hip Hop Task Force wide open!

Dude who wrote it is an ex-NYPD Narcotics detective, and he 'sposed to be tellin' it all!

He says Giuliani made rappers targets because they tened to be

young, black, rich and angry.

Personally, I think he made 'em targets because

they was rap'n bout drugs and killin',

but that's just me.

Anyway,

dude also talks about the white cops in Queens,

and how they were known around the force

as the "Queens Marines" cause they would

do sh*t like pull over Black funeral

processions and search 'em!

Damn, that's cold!

Get the book here, if you need somebody to tell you

what you should already know.

Cops do not care about Black people.

Naw, really, I just wanted to say that! The details should be juicy,

and all I know is, if I was somebody who got caught up in that sh*t,

I'd be tryin' to get my civil law suit on!

Change Clothes And Go

Why everybody trying
to act like Mandisa got kicked
off American Idol by
the gays for
making a remark
about "life-styles"
when they obviously
kicked her off 'cause
the heffa cain't dress?

Gays hate bad fashion!

What's Really Real?

A newspaper after my own heart.

The NY Daily News knows what's important.

Look how the Page Six gossip page scandal is featured way

bigger than the George Bush Iraq leak

and the Rudy Giuliani 9/11 testimony.

BTW,

The story is all about how a Page Six staffer

was offering this guy protection from gossip

and threatening him with fake stories if he refused!

From now on, don't believe nothing from Page Six or George Bush!

Viva NY Daily News!

I Was Right...Kinda

So the other day I said these two probably broke up over drugs,

and dammit, I was right!

Kim all up on the radio talking bout how the divorce papers

came as a shock and how po lil Hailey

found out about the divorce

listening to the radio.

But best of all?

She said Em is still on drugs

and that's why they broke up.

Note To Melyssa Ford

Girl, your fake boobs look like they hurt.

T*ts are not supposed to look
like half grapefruits under skin.

When you re-up, and I know you will,
ask your surgeon to place your implants
under the muscle.

I know it costs more,
but trust,
it's worth it,
and it'll look much better.

Star Is Tacky And Impatient

Star Jones is soooo tacky!

According to the NY Daily News,

She donated some clothes to that program, Dress for Success.

They give suits to low income women for job interviews

anyway,

The suits Star gave came from the Dress Barn!

but wait

They had Chanel buttons sewed on 'em!

This Diva just can't catch a break.

At the Authors in Kind Luncheon,

while other authors had folks lined up

to sign their books,

so few people wanted Star's book Shine signed,

she left after only a few minutes.

Don't she realize the people who read her book are all on CP time?

You should have waited Star, we was coming!

Master P Fronts on.....Bow Wow?

Ya kidding me right?

Miss Info reports that P stepped to Bow Wow
backstage at the Kid's Choice Awards.

P thinks Bow Wow was talking about Romeo
on Fresh Azimiz

Now on my block the pops would clear
the way and let the boys fight.
I ain't heard of a Daddy fighting a kid's
battle but, I guess Percy got to protect
that golden egg, 'cause you can't rap with a busted lip.

Eminend-ed

I mean really, who didn't
see this coming.

3 months after the wedding these two
have called it quits- again.

Since I already heard Em is back in rehab, it
probably had something to do with Kim stealing
his stash, or some
trailer-trash sh*t like that.

I just hope Em's grandma knows what she's
talking about. She said there was no pre-nup.

God, I hope she's right!

Suge Knight Files For Bankruptcy

In an effort to retain ownership of Deathrow Records,

Suge Knight has filed for bankruptcy!

I don't know if that's gone save ya Suge.

Them new bankruptcy laws is a *itch!

Are They or Aren't They?

Russell say, it ain't over, yet. He says he and Kim might stay married.

Huh?

Russ said, on the day of the split annoucment, he and Kim took their kids, Ming and Aoki, to the movies together.

Huh?

He also said he hates how the press makes him and Kim look unfaithful, because unfaithfulness implys deceit, and he says Kim knew all about his new girlfriend, Denise. He also said it would be good if Kim got a man, as long as he was good to her and loved his daughters.

Huh?

Then he said the other day all four of them woke up in bed together, which Russ says is very normal for them.
Not Russell, Denise, Kim and Stephon, dummy!
Russell, Kim, Ming and Aoki!

I knew them two weren't f*ckin', Russ prolly ain't hit that in years!

Here's What They Think About You

For all you dummies fallin' all over this *itch, puttin' her in ya videos and on the covers of ya magazines...

According to Page Six, at the launch party for Peach Magazine
in Atlanta,
Pam Anderson, a rabid Peta supporter, told the mostly black crowd, "Don't eat too much fried chicken!"

F*ck You Pam.

Oh, Now You Care?

Now AJ wanna talk about how videos
damage the community.

Since he got fired from BET
and f*cked up his development
deal with the WB,
AJ been touring colleges
speaking.

He told the crowd
at South Carolina State,
"I felt like I was hurting us by
what I was doing."

Damn, it took you five years to figure it out?

Get yo' ticket to South Africa, AJ.

People Who Look Like They Stank, Should Not Say "Ya Smell Me?"

Lottery Picks Waiting To Happen

Don't Let The Title Super-Model Fool You

Now some security
guards talkin' bout
Naomi Campbell
spit in they face at
a U2 concert last month
in Madison Square Garden.

The story is rather funny. Supposedly Nay Nay was sitting on a railing and the guards told her to get down and she told them to go f*ck theyself! They told her again, and she told them to get the f*ck away from her and spit in one guy's face!

They told her they was gonna kick her out, and she said, "I'd like to see that!"
You know she ain't get kicked out!

F*ck what ya think, this b*tch will kick your ass!

Suge A No Show In Court

Death Row is bout to go on the auction block and Suge ain't
showin' up for the court dates.

This ain't the kind of stuff you can ignore Suge.

You already lost 107 million in a default judgement to that
chick that said her husband's drug money started Death Row
now you bout to lose the Death Row catalogue.

Who knew Puffy was right about you?

Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop
Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours and a team much stronger than yours

Star's New T*ts

Look at Star's new boobs.

Plus, it look like she got a new
p*ssy put in under her arm.
(click pic for a better look)

I wonder if that cost extra?

Some Dirty Details

Page Six is on it, ya'll!

According to them,

Kimora gets to keep the house in the Hamptons.

She was seen at the strip club, Scores West with NY Knick Stephon Marbury till 4:30am.

Her and Russell, although living in the same house, have been living in different wings for a long time.

They even quoted Russell saying, "We don't have the same interests. I get up at 6am to do yoga."

They also said Russell has already taken his new girl, Niecy, out in public.

They went on to say Kim wanted the divorce because she don't need Russell, cause Baby Phat makes more money than Phat Farm.

The juiciest bit?

Implying that Kimora will be reasonable in splitting up the assets. They quote Russell saying, "Not in a million years will we fight over money."

We'll see about that.