Bobby, Come Get Ya Girl

How come The NY Post
is reporting that Bobby Brown
and a posse of girls
invaded club 83 Worth Street
where one of Bobby's girls jumped
on the club owner's girlfriend!?

Poor chick got her hair pulled and slammed
into a wall before security could break it up.

Check how the Post called
Bobby's girl a "hot headed hoochie"!

You Know She Mad

Because of overcrowding and budget constraints

actress Michelle Rodriguez only had to serve 4 1/2 hours

of her 60 day sentence in the LA county lockup.

You know dang on well she'd already picked out her hook-up!

This week in Globe Magazine they got pictures of Michelle and

that openly-bi chick, Kristanna Loken, all hugged up.

Kristanna played the female terminator in Terminator 3

and

the Globe tells the craziest story about

Michelle at Club Duvet in NY last August, about how

she went from girl to girl rubbing her face in they tit-tays until

she found the one she liked and then made out in front of everybody.

Damn that LA jail overcrowding!

The Evidence Proves

Mario Etheridge was acting in defense of his cousin, Keith Bender

when he shot and killed rapper Proof.

So it was true. Proof was a murderer.

Proof's blood alcohol level was for four times the legal limit.

He got beligerent after a pool game,

pistol whipped Keith and shot him in the face.

WTF, Man!

How are we supposed to feel about this? Should we be sorry

that Proof is gone, or relieved we don't have to worry about

crossing paths with him in a bar

and possibly getting shot and killed?

(source)

Beans Got New Music Coming Out Or Something?

Rapper Beanie Sigel was shot in
the shoulder during a robbery attempt
after two cars boxed him in and fired on him.
Two cars boxed him in and fired on him

and he only sustained one gunshot wound...

to the shoulder.

Um Hm. Yeah.

I bet he got new music coming out.

It Ain't Over

You know how Biggie's family won that 1.1 million dollar judgement

against the LAPD last summer

over cover-up allegations in Biggie's shooting death?

Well, the judge in the case says she was deceived

and the judgement was overturned.

The problem stems from that jailhouse

information that linked Suge Knight to the case.

Biggie's family has always claimed the LAPD witheld

that evidence, when actually it came from

a private investigator hired by Biggie's mother,

Voletta Wallace.

Even though the evidence ain't as impartial

as it seemed at first,

I still believe it.

Whitney Houston Is Not A Crackhead, It's A Disguise!

Whitney Houston's
crack smoking partner,
80's pop star Cherelle
wants you to know that
all them pictures you seen
of Whit lookin' all crazy are intentional.

Cherelle claims the baglady look is Whitney's "thing".
Uh, yeah, o.k.

(source)

What The UPN / WB Merger Means To Black Folks

Cuts, Eve, Half and Half, One on One, and Love Inc. have been cancelled
but
All of Us, America's Next Top Model, Girlfriends, and Everbody Hates Chris stays on the air.

Oh yeah,

Fox cancelled The Bernie Mac Show.

Cry For Halle

Poor Halle. She can't figure out why winning an Oscar for

being a stank ho in Monster's Ball hasn't changed her life.

Reports claim she thought the win would lead to a stream

of high-profile parts and lucrative film deals,

instead, we got Catwoman.

(source)

Happy Birthday Datwon

Datwon Thomas,
you know Datwon,
he edits King Magazine
anyway
'Twon celebrated his birthday
the other night at the Belmont.

Somehow, I thought the
girls at his party would
be, uh.. hotter.

See for yourself here.

America's Next Top Has-Been

Danielle won!

Dammit, I just knew Jade
was gonna win,
especially after
her mama came in
and did that
honky voodoo on her.

Can you believe it didn't work?

Moving Sucks

So, I've completed my cross country move, but wouldn't
you know things aren't going that
smoothly.

My telephone, Directv and Internet,
which was supposed to be up by last tuesday,

won't be up unitl May 25th,
so, I'm using an Internet signal bootlegged

from in front of sombody's house, just to let ya'll know

I ain't dead, just a little f*cked up,

and I'll be back just as soon as I can.

Uh oh, gotta roll, I see somebody peeking out the curtains!