Star's Descent

The Groupie Code

In a new article, GQ Magazine goes where every other

pop culture rag has gone before

in breaking down the groupie hierarchy.

Didn't know there were levels to groupiedom? Well check it out

They list

The Gutter Groupies who wait in parking lots

and will do anything, anywhere for the thrill of blowing someone famous

The Working Girls, normal everyday girls who follow

teams around the country on weekends for kicks

The Fly Girls, who might even score a date or two, and

The Upper Crust, think Eva Longwhoria or Vannessa Williams

Where do you fit in?

(source)

Anybody Got $25,000 To Loan Earl?

DMX finally showed up for court Thursday

and was promptly arrested.

His bail was set at $25,000

and as of 2:30pm yesterday

he was still in the lockup.

(source)

Kim Coming Home Early Y'all

Diminutive rapper Lil Kim is being released early!

Back in September she was sentenced to a year and a day

for lying to a grand jury about a shooting outside the Hot 97 radio station

The trial famously outed Kim's former

Junior Mafia band mate, Lil Cease, as a snitch,

but whatever wit all that

Queen Bee is coming home and I'll have new pictures of her puss

to post online in no time!

You know she can't wait to put on some hamtastic hookup to get back in the spotlight

All we gotta do is wait until her 30 days of house arrest are over

(source)

Beyonce Is The Debil

Here's that *itch looking demonic at the BET Awards

What!?

It's a slow news day

Anybody Seen Earl?

The last time we caught up with Earl "DMX" Simmons

he was speaking gibberish about cat-niggas or somethin'

well

X missed a couple of court dates and the presiding judge is fed up

she issued a bench warrant for Mr Simmons and he will be arrested

on sight, so if you seen him, let 'im know to stay low!

(source)

Bump What Ya Heard, She Ain't On The Track

Poor Khia!

An it ain't her neck or her back.

Remember Khia's one hit wonder seventy summers back?

Well, somehow she ended up working with Jermaine Dupri

on Janet Jackson's new release "20 Years Old"

Khia claimes she worked on her verse for weeks only to see it

removed from the track. Now Khia is pissed and trying to

start a boycott of JJ's new record.

Jermaine Dupri, doing a bit of damage control,

tells EURWeb that Khia is indeed on the track, but you won't

recognize her, cause he just wanted to use a layer of her voice.

Huh?

Read between the lines people

She ain't on the track

(source)

Didn't He Just Get Married In Canada?

June 27, 2006, in a Brooklyn courtroom,

Mos Def was ordered to resolve his on going divorce.

On going divorce?

How can this be?

Didn't the Internet just tell us a few months ago

Mos Def married Canadian stripper, Alana Wyatt?

Now we find out he isn't even divorced from his wife of

ten years, Maria Yepes-Smith.

Dang!

A perfectly good Internet rumor down the drain

(source)

Don't Look For Any New Music From DJ Quik

You weren't? I know! Me neither!
Anyway
Quik gotta do a 5 month bid
for pulling a gun on his sister
I know! Crazy right?
Maybe his sisters' a real *itch

(source)

Star's Play For Sympathy Backfires

The Plot Thickens

Yesterday we watched the tearless goodbye

and feigned surprise as Star Jones announced her

departure from The View

Today we learn Barbara Walters was pissed!

Babs is furious because the annoucement was unscheduled

Star wasn't supposed to say anything till Thursday

instead, Star told viewers after much prayer and council, she felt

now was the right time to make the annoucement

then, in an obvious ploy to whip up viewer support,

she used People magazine to further air out

Barbra and The View, telling the mag she felt she was fired.

Falling Star was supposed stay on air till July, but

after yesterday's stunt, she was asked to leave immediately.

Wonder if her "council" saw that coming?

(source)

Buh, Bye Star

Naomi Has Another Day In Court

Boring!

Another of Naomi Campbell's maids is suing over abuse allegations

and this dumb chick didn't even bother to come up with her own scenario

it's the same story as the one we heard earlier this year

Maid couldn't find a pair of Naomi's jeans, Naomi kicked Maid's ass

blah blah blah

You would think the maids would know by now, with Naomi

the job includes hand to hand combat.

If your as bored by these maids as I am and

would much rather watch six people get Naomi ready for a show

complete with nipple slip, click here

(source)

Damon Dash Will Kick Your Ass Over Boogie

Damon Dash and his baby mama, Linda Williams, are still fighting over Boogie.

Boogie, Damon and Linda's 14 year old son, has been at the center
of a custody battle since forever.

Recently, Linda took Dame to court, claiming he kicked her ass about Boogie, again. This time the judge ruled Damon accidentally slapped Linda, when she wouldn't let go of Boogie for a court orderd visit.

Case dismissed.

(source)

Pharrell Angers The Pink Mafia

You better watch out Pharrell

the gays want your new CD, "In My Mind" to tank!

One look at Pharrell's new Louis Vuitton ad and you have to ask

"Why get pissed at one of your own?"

Anyway

the other night Skateboard P was in Milan, Italy

at a GQ bash, when he had Elton John's husband, David Furnish,

and a couple other swishes booted from his VIP section

informing them there was "too much sasauge" in the room.

Too much sasuage? Pharrell, you're too much.

BTW

Pharrell in pink lip gloss totally makes me want to buy Louie V

(source)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You DeVante Swing

OMG DeVante wha happened?

I used to love Jodeci!

I think we can all agree, Cocaine is a hellava drug

See the rest of the ugly bunch at Crunk and Disorderly

Will Chili's Baby Daddy Be Beheaded?

By now I'm sure you're aware that

super producer and TLC member Chili's

baby daddy, Dallas Austin, has been arrested and detained

in a Dubai prison for drug smuggling.

Well, news is starting to surface. The drug he

was smuggling? Cocaine. The penalty for drug trafficking in

an Islamic country? Beheading.

But fear not, they're already saying Dallas only had a

personal-use amount on him and was not trafficking.

Whew!

However, authorities in Dubai are not even admitting he is being held.

(source)

It's Just The *itch In Him

Damn!

It's just the *itch in Busta that's got him suing

his baby mama for custody of their three children.

That's the word from lesbian Joanne Wood, Busta's former girlfriend.

She says Busta is definatley hurt that she left him

for a woman, after years of them being together and him proposing marriage.

In his suit, Bus claims Joanne has laybo sex in front of his daughters,

uses drugs and is an absente mother.

Hey, what ever happend to that no snitching sh*t, Busta?

(source)

Where Kim?

Look

Here go Puffy and Z list actress Selma Blair

enjoying a day at the beach

Just one question?

Where is Puff's girlfriend/baby mama Kim Porter?

Check the rest of the pictures at Faded Youth

Kanye Will Leave Yo Ass For A White Girl

The New York Post leaves no stone unturned

reporting Kanye "I'm addicted to porno" West

left behind a box of porn after a recent photo shoot

and

since it was all black boys on white girls

you black girls better get your blond weaves together

if you wanna to get with 'Ye.

(source)

You Born Insecure No Business Minded Muthafucka!

Rudy Ray Moore

the original king of comedy was hospitalized in an

Inglewood CA Intensive Care Unit with an undisclosed illness.

According to AllHipHop.com Moore is doing fine and on the

road to recovery

If you ain't up on Dolemite peep this

Or Aries Spears from Mad TV doing a better Dolemite than Dolemite

Black Men Who Love White Women

If you are a black man and you love white tail

stay away from this woman.

She is HIV positive and she is pissed off at the brothas.

She contracted HIV from one of her black lovers and has

been revenge f#cking black boys raw ever since.

She was arrested and convicted for knowingly spreading the virus

but she only got 32 months so be on the look out.

(source)

Mother Of All Blind Items

BLIND ITEM: This African-American woman was very well respected and known. When her health began to decline, fearing the worse, she discreetly checked into a foreign clinic. She was given alternative medications, which made her drowsy and sleepy. Allegedly, when she was sleeping, heavily under the influence of these drugs. An orderly was going into her hospital room late at night and having sex with her. He taped these encounters. The tape passed among his friends and a few bootleg copies were made. Meanwhile, the medications did not help the patient’s condition, she would die. The public would be surprised because a number of people never realized how sick she actually was. Fast Forward. Our source Ace attended an industry party given by an old school powerbroker (West Coast). A foreign gentleman was in attendance. Ace was nearby when the foreign man told the host about the tape. The host didn’t believe him until the man said he could produce the tape. The man returned to the party an hour later with the tape in hand. They went to a private screening room, Ace included. The tape was viewed. Everybody was disgusted and sickened by the events that had transpired on the tape. The host was so mad; he threw the foreign man out of his party.
(source)

Happy Birthday TuPac, We Miss You

Black Mafia Family Take Down Jacob The Jeweler

Jacob "The Jeweler" Arabo was arrested today

in connection with the Black Mafia Family indictments.

Hip hop heads credit the notorious Detroit

street gang with putting on rapper Young Jeezy.

The Black Mafia family reportedly ran the streets

north, south, east, and west.

Jacob is accused of helping The Family

launder more than 270 million dollars in drug money.

They told all about it in their records

I wonder how they got caught?

(source)

The Great Cristal Debate

Surely by now you've heard the news

how the managing director for Cristal champagne, in an article

from The Economist , is clearly not amused

with the hip hop community's infatuation

with his brand. "What can we do?" he asks "We can't prevent

people from buying it. I'm sure Dom Perignon or Krug

would be delighted to have their business."

In response Hip Hop CEO Sean "Jay-Z" Carter pulled

the pricey drink from his 40/40 club and is urging all

rappers to stop showcasing the $600 a bottle champagne in their videos

While reading various opinons on the subject this one rang true

(source)

Sorry but hip hop culture talking about bitch this, nigga that, drive bys, pimps, and bullshit getto crap and objectifying women creates more racism for the black community than anyone else. If rappers are classy people they sure do a good job of hiding it. I seem to recal several dumbass rappers pouring cristal down hookers panties and on the floor like absolute dumb shits. If that were my brand I would be pissed off too.It is so annoying that people like Jay-z who create ignorance act offended when someone makes a racist statement like this. What has he really done to stop racism? If he wants to be accepted by classy people white,brown,or what have you, he can use the money hes not spending on champagne and use it to build a community center for tolerance. And also he can stop creating shitty racially stereotypical music that does nothing but back up ignorant statements like this Rouzard man makes.

First Rodney King, Now Hoopz

Hoopz got her ass kicked by the cops in Dearborn, MI

Dearborn is about 15 minutes from downtown Detroit

and their city hall has a statue of

famous segregationist Orville Hubbard in front of it

anyway

Cops were called to Hoopz house to investigate a noise complaint.

Hoopz and an officer got into a tussle in her doorway

and fell down her porch.

She says she clung onto him on the way

down pulling him along with her,

when several other cops jumped her.

She got welts on her neck and she's walking on cructches.

Hoopz was arrested and charged with assualting an officer.

Hoopz claims her neighbors are racists who just want to harrass her

by calling the cops on her all the time

the neighbors say Hoopz disrepects the hood with loud music and

screeching tires up and down the street all times the day and night.

watch video

(source)

Somebody Get Lil' Darryl

Breaking News!

One of Dem Franchise Boys just got arrested in an Atlanta studio raid.

On Atlanta Fox 5 News they just dropped the bomb.

Po Po was showing off all the weed, guns and money they

pulled from the home studio.

11 lbs of weed

$110,000 in cash

and some guns.

I don't know which one of Dem Boys it was,

but his attorney just said his client is innocent.

Just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Let this be a lesson to all you gangsters who like to go in

the studio and testify about your real life...

the man is listening.

Ick To Old People Sex

Good Lord

Rev Run is having a baby

and not with some young chick either

he's having a baby with his wife Justine and

we'll get to watch every nose swelling minute of it

on this season of Run's House on MTV.

I'm sold

If Run's wife is willing to suffer through a middle aged

high risk pregancy for the sake of ratings,

then dag nabit, I'm gonna watch.

(source)

Damn It Anna Mae

Ike and Tina 2006

I get an erie feeling looking at this picture

click to enlarge so you can see what I mean

can't wait for the E True Hollywood Story, BET Testimony,

VH1 Behind the Music, One on One with Kathy Hughes...

In three years Janet will be on TV tearfully recounting

what happened to her the night of L.A. Reid's 50th birthday party.

Christina Got Federlined

A week ago the Internet was hot with chatter

about Christina Milian being dropped from Island Def Jam

and now we know why

First of all her album bricked, despite massive hype

and

we hear little miss diva was listening to her

man and manger Dre, of production team Cool and Dre,

instead of Def Jam CEO L.A. Reid, who turned 50 this week.

By the way, L. A. told Christina to record

SOS, which she refused, and ya see that record

scorching the charts for former label mate Rihanna right now.

Plus Rihanna moved more than twice as many units as Christina.

That's gotta hurt.

Maybe in five years she'll make a miraculous come back like

ex- Destiny's Child member LeToya Lukett, whose "Torn" I'm lovin' right now.

(source)

Does It Mean Anything That Evan Ross Plays A Gay Teen In Queen Latifah's New HBO Movie?

No?

Um, o.k.

(source)

Din Da Da

Singer Kevin Aviance got his ass kicked Saturday night

the victim of a West Village gay hate crime.

Remember Kevin's jam, Din Da Da?

Several boys jumped Kevin as he left a West Village

club at 3am. Shoutin gay slurs, they beat Kevin so bad,

he had to have his jaw wired shut.

To make matters worse, Kevin says there were witnesses but nobody

bothered to help him.

(source)

Lil N*#&a Wit Attitude

Eazy E's son, rapper Lil Eazy E was arrested

Saturday night in Compton California for carrying a concealed weapon.

He was in a car with three other guys when they were pulled

over for a traffic violation. All three were arrested.

CCW violations in California carry a maximum sentence of three years.

If this is his first offense, the case may be treated as a misdemeanor, if not, he's f*cked.... literally.

(source)

Let The Man Rest In Peace

The body ain't even cold yet.

Singer Billy Preston died earlier this week and

weird stories are starting to emerge.

In the New York Post his former publicist, Barbara Jacobs,

spills the beans on how Preston would sniff up an ounce of yayo

how one time he was held for $10,000 ranson by Harlem

drug dealers, and about some trouble he got in for sexually

assualting a 16 year old boy. Jacobs also claims she was never

paid in the two years she worked for Preston.

Sounds like she has an axe to grind.

Week two after not getting paid, she should have been out of there.

EUR Web posted a letter from Preston's sister claiming

his current manager kept the family from Preston's deathbed.

The manager says those were Preston's wishes, not hers.

There was also a report some years back about

a woman who donated her kidney to Preston, and sued

him when he reneged on his agreement to pay her rent.

People, let the man rest in peace. If he owed

you something, you not gon get it. Let it go.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Snoop, my man, you might want to invest in a DNA kit.

One of your kids look like the mailman.

Look At Toni Braxton's Ass

Did you know Toni Branton sings the official song for

FIFA World Cup Germany 2006?

The World Cup, you know, soccer, football, whatever

Tony sings the song with opera stars Il Divo.

Here she's singing with Il Divo on stage in Germany when a

stiff breeze comes along gives us a peek at Toni's ass.

Still tight even after two kids.

Wanna hear Toni sing in German?

click here

Cee-Lo Is That You?

It sure looks like him underneath 18 year old Emma Speare.

If anybody can recognize those tats and stubby little fingers

I'm sure his wife Christina Callaway can.

Cee-Lo, whose number one hit "Crazy" burned up the British charts

met this chick while promoting his CD in London and this girl tells it all.

She said Cee-Lo put it down three times in one night!

Read it for yourself

In Case You're The Only One Who Hasn't Seen It

A judge is going to allow the

R Kelly underage girl piss tape

to be released to the media and the public.

The entire case depends on the tape.

Said the judge, "If there was no tape, we wouldn't have a case."

R Kelly has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography.

I've seen the tape. It was him and she was underage.

(source)

Vida In Playboy

See the rest of the spread here

We Could All Pose For Playboy With A Little Help From Photoshop

Fried Chicken Eating Ass

Ice Cube, who has a new record out "Laugh Now Cry Later", says,

"There's some truth in stereotypes. People just should be themselves. If we eating chicken is a stereotype, and I like chicken, I'm gonna have me some damn chicken. I'm not gonna worry about who's watching me, and am I fulfilling the stereotypes."

(source)

Because

More Brooke here

Don't Punk Out Now

I have never heard such back peddling in all my life.
Down here in Atlanta, don't nothing pass. As soon as Ryan Cameron from V 103

got his hands on G Unit's lastest aquisiton Next's diss record, “Hater In You”

he played it on the radio and all hell broke loose.

Members from 112 and Jagged Edge started calling
the station and putting RL from Next on blast for
what may be the first ever R&B diss record.
Finally RL called the station and basically
denied everything he said on wax.
I mean if you gon be G Unit, be G Unit. Don't punk
out when you get called on your diss.
RL claimed he was talking about "the game" in general,
not 112 or Jagged Edge specifically, but if you listen to the
last 8 seconds of the record, that's exactly who he disses.

By the way, Next using the song "Cater To You" is super Cam'ron, I mean homo.

I see Next getting dropped from G Unit for this sissy sh*t.

My Sister Swears DMX Ain't On Crack

Out With Friends

I didn't know Queen Latifah was out.

She is out, right?

Summer Jam 06 Was Booty

If this picture of Remy Ma performing at Summer Jam 06

is any indication, I'm inclined to believe the Internet

chatter that said Summer Jam '06 was wack.

The fabled NY Hot 97 Summer Jam in the past

set the stage for some of Hip Hop's most legendary beefs.

It was at Summer Jam 04 that Jay Z delivered the famous

line," Ask Nas, he don't want it with Hov."

and at Summer Jam 05 The Game ripped 50 Cent

and the G-Unit by beating down a guy

dressed in a rat suit and wearing a G-UNot t-shirt.

This year, with Dip Set scheduled to close out the show,

the Internet was wild with stories about how Cam'ron was

gon diss Jay Z. I mean damn, Cam did put out two diss

records on Jay this year. So it would make sense, no?

It was rumored that Cam had a

picture of some illigetimate kid he claimed belonged

to Jay and he was gon flash the tyke on the big screen.

Didn't happen.

How lame. From what I hear, Cam didn't let Jay's name come out

his mouth. I wonder why?

Anyway

The show was star studded.

Mary J. Blige tore up the spot, then fell on her ass leaving the stage.

Busta Rhymes and his hype man performed wearing

football jerseys, pads and helmets, which I suspect hid bulletproof vests.

Da Brat... why was she there again?

Oh yeah, because Jermaine Dupree was there with Janet,

who he kissed on stage, and he brought Dem Franchise Boys.

Jamie Fox was there, and Chris Brown and Ne-Yo and

Oscar-winning rappers 3-6 Mafia, who performed without

Crunchy Black who is longer a part of the crew.

Young Jeezy and T.I performed too,

but they cut the mikes off on 'em.

Did I mention it was raining?

If you believe what you read on the Internet

the Summer Jam was a Summer Scam.

Vivica, Please Stop

I guess aging gracefully in Hollywood is not an option.

How unfortunate this once natural beauty

went all Michael Jackson on us.

She looks like she's been in a car accident and had

to have reconstructive surgery.

I used to think she was so beautiful.

How strange she didn't think so, too.

Miss the old Viv?

click here

OJ Sex Tape

If you got $19.95 you can watch OJ shag two hoes.

I watched the free clip and

eh, he looks a little limp, long but limp.

check it out

www.badoj.com

What Do We Have Here?

Beyonce's fat cousin Angie and LeBron James?

Makes me think I got a chance.

LeBron need to be somewhere trying to see about his mama.

38 year old Gloria James pleaded no contest to disorderly

conduct charges in Ohio last Friday.

Le Bron's mama was drunk driving her Escalade through the hood

when she almost hit a parked police cruiser.

After she was arrested, the heifer kicked out the car window.

The judge in the case suspened all but three days

of Gloria's six month jail sentence, which

she'll spend taking classes on the dangers of drinking and drug use.

(source)

Buy Two Get One Free

Hey all you wanna be hip hop stars

If you got 160 large, you can
get three beats from hip hop
super producer Scott Storch!

DMX says for his last CD
he bought two beats from Scott
at $80,000 a piece and Scott
threw in one for free!

In case you don't know Scott Storch (pictured above w/ Skanky Paris)

he's the beat master behind
Fat Joe's Lean Back
50 Cent's Candyshop
Beyonce's Baby Boy, Me Myself and I
and tons of others

Oh yeah, he produced something on Skanky Paris's new CD too.

Stop Calling Me A Crackhead

Lark Voorhies is not smoking!

Lark is suing the National Enquirer
for a story they ran saying she
was smoked out.

She says she lost acting gigs
and hosting engagments
and was humilitated!

I heard the crack tales too.

We have to follow this case
cause if she lose, then she was
smoking!

They Grow Up So Fast

OJ Simpson's 19 year old daughter Sydney has been sentenced

to 50 hours community service for slapping and

cursing out the cops last year in Miami.

Apparently, Syd was watching her brother Justin

in a high school basketball game when a fight broke out.

The cops were called and Sydney went ape-sh*t.

Hmmmm.

It's best to check these rage issues early, before somebody gets hurt.