Pedophila Is Expensive

You know Jacko paid his pedofile lawyer,

Thomas Mesereau, 2.6 mil to get him off the hook.

Now about 7 or 8 other lawyers are suing him for a

combined total around $338,000.00, saying they worked on the

pedo case too, some of them billing up to $450.00 an hour.

And that white lady he bought two of his kids from says he

hasn't paid the $900,000.00 a year he was supposed to have paid

her in over five years, plus she wants legal fees and damages.

He owes his little brother Randy 1.6 million.

Damon Dash's cousin got a 48 million dollar suit against him.

And if all that ain't enough,

he owes 300 million to Fortress Investments!

How do you even begin to climb out of a hole like that?

(source)

Deja Vu Re-shoot

So, we already know the Beyonce stans are up in arms about her

video for Deja Vu. Them fools started a petition and

everything, demanding a re-shoot.

Well, here you go.

This one is much much better

Jermaine Got That Ghetto D Ya'll!

Ever wonder why Janet always got a smile on her face?

She tells Essence magazine it's because she's

finally met her sexual match in Jermaine Dupree!

She claims in the past, it was always the guys who said,

"Hold on, wait a minute" well not with Jermaine!

Janet say that little niccuh slanging the dang thang!

Janet, you my girl, my sister, I love you

so I'm gon tell you this, DON'T be bragging on yo man's dick.

You just inviting trouble, cause chicks gon be coming from

miles around to see what you talking about, ya dig?

By the way

my people went to the Jermaine Dupree Celebrity B-Ball game

this weekend and they say that dude is small as hell!

Like 4'10 or some shit, but hey,

they say big things come in small packages!

Good Morning Congregation, Let Us Pray

Keenen Ivory Wayans Ex-Wife Laughing All The Way To The Bank

Check it

Keenen and his ex-wife Daphne had been together since 1989.

They didn't get married till 2001.

They filed for divorce in 2004 and Keenen did her dirty ya'll!

One time Daphne went outta town and when she came back,

Keenen had turned off the utilities and removed

every piece of furniture from their house.

The poor girl had to move in with her mama!

Now if this how he treats the mother of his five kids, I can only

imagine how he treats random bitches.

But anyway,

dont cry too hard for Daphne, cause although they divorced back

in '04, they're just now getting around to the financials and Daphne

made out like a bandit. Keenen has been ordered to buy

Daphne a multi-million dollar home, set up trusts, pay

child support for the five kids AND forfeit 50 percent

of his production business!

Kinda gives "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!" a whole new meaning.

Sidebar: Is Daphne cockeyed?

(source)

Puff Puff Pass

The National Enquirer caught Puffy with a bag of the sticky icky.

They say while partying in Miami at club Mansion, Puffy's

whole table was lighting up. The snitch says they could tell it was

weed, by the way everybody deeply inhaled then passed the j.

Now Puffy, you know damn well errbody watching yo ass!

Be more discreet! And they wonder why there's a hip hop task force!

(source)

Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Shit Is Ignant As Hell?

Baby done upped his grill game

going from a $250,000 mouth piece to

a $500,000 one. Damn, ain't this dude from

New Orleans? He couldn't think of anything

better to do with half a mill? Plus, it's ugly as

hell! I swear, his teeth look black. I can only

imagine what his breff smells like.

Watch a video of Baby upping his grill here.

Notice the bullet proof vest in the background.

By the way, dude's mouth is insured for $700,000.

Wonder what the premium is on that?

(source)

Lark Drops The Lawsuit Against The National Enquirer For Calling Her A Crackhead

Umm hmm, yeah, so let me get this straight.

You say The National Enquirer wrongly accused you of being

a crackhead, then you loudly file a lawsuit, claiming the accusations

cost you jobs, then you ever so quietly withdraw the suit?

And it wasn't a "settled out of court" thing either.

The Enquirer ain't gotta print a retraction, apology or nothing!

You thought we was gon let that pass? You damn stupid crackhead!

I predict Lark Voorhies next in line for a realtity TV show

'cause let's face it, people love watching crackheads on TV.

(source)

America's Smallest Tit Tays

Here's one way to stretch your 15 minutes of fame.

America's Next Top Model winner Eva the diva

does her best impression of a four year old on the beach.

Seriously, that dude on the right has tits bigger than hers!

See the rest of the pics here

I'm In Love With A Crackhead

God I love this show

Beyonce Is An Insecure Bitch

How else can you explain her moving up the release date

for her new CD "B-Day" in order to compete with

ex-Destiny's Child member, Letoya Luckett's new CD "LeToya"?

I mean damn, the CD is called B-Day, it was supposed to be

released on.. duh, BeYAWNsay's birthday, September 4th.

Now all of a sudden, since LeToya hit the charts like a rocket

B-Day is released for pre-orders? What an underhanded trick.

I want LeToya to do way better than Beyonce!

And to help out

I'm gonna buy LeToya's cd from Barnes and Nobles

and get Beyonce's on bootleg from the gas station!

(source)

Dem Franchize Boyz Ain't Shit

Dem Franchize Boyz left South Carolina concert goers

in a lurch after they failed to show up for a gig.

A gig they were paid in advance for, I might add.

The promoter waited two hours before sending

home the crowd of 1,100. Efforts to contact Dem Boyz

have gone unanswered and the promoters have

promised fans a free picnic instead of refunds.

Sounds like a fair exchange to me, if they throw in free beer and blunts.

(source)

Prince Dumps Wife Number 2

What a cute couple, too bad it's over!

Prince is headed to divorce court

to get rid of wife number 2, Manuela Testolini.

I bet they were fighting over eyeliner and mirror space!

(source)

What Is It About British Women That Make Married American Celebrities Cheat?

Another married American celeb gets outed

by his British lover. First Cee-Lo, now Wesley Snipes.

Fran Murphy tells News of the World all about her six

day sex marathon with Wesley Snipes's dusty ass. She says

he poured chocolate all over her body and nibbled

on her neck while telling her,

"I'm being a Vampire."

But get this, Fran didn't even know what he was

talking about, because she's never watched any of his movies!

She did say he had a big stick, though.

(source)

If You've Ever Wondered Why They Call Karrin Stephens "Superhead", Click This Link

BEST DAMN DICK SUCKER, PERIOD.

Diddy And R Kelly Have A Lot In Common

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Why this fool comparing pissing with sex?

I must not hold my pee long enough

cause I don't know what the *beep* he talkin' bout!

Daz Dat Blues Right Derre

You Think You Know? You Have No Idea

Ever wonder what it's like to be Naomi Campbell's man?

Well, according to the New York Daily News,

it's more laughs than a barrel of monkeys,

or being on a date with one!

This slut's "ex" list reads like a who's who in show biz including

Eric Clapton

Eddie Murphy

Lenny Kravitz

Sean Penn

P-Diddy

Quincy Jones

Mike Tyson

Sylvester Stallone

Tommy Lee

David Blaine

Kevin Costner

Robert DeNiro

plus several Italian playboys I'm sure I would have heard of

were I more international

but supposedly, one time she thought DeNiro was with another

women and called the police and the fire department to his house!

Another time she was heard screaming into her phone at DeNiro,

"Either marry me or buy me a building!"

Then there was the time another boyfriend unknowingly

invited one of her exes to a party he and Naomi threw,

and Naomi stormed out. When the guy returned to his

London mansion, his living room was filled with broken glass!

Please believe me

I am in no way, shape or form, down with domestic violence,

but one of these guys shoulda slapped her in the mouth!

(source)

It's Safe To Say Monique Won't Be Joining The View

The other day Monique was kicked off a United Airlines flight

because her assistant, who was sitting in coach, walked to first class

and tried to stow Monique's hairdryer. When the flight attendants

checked her, which they should've, Monique threw a hissy and got

kicked off the plane. Firstly, let me say, when I fly first class,

I don't want no coach-ass minions putting their

arms over my head stowing shit.

Anyway,

Monique seems to think there was some racism going on. Did she

announce to the flight crew who her assistant was before they boarded?

Get a grip, follow the rules,

and don't talk about your pubic hair on television.

(source)

In The Case Of Baby Knafel, Michael You Are NOT The Father

Michael Jordan was raw boning this white chick named Karla Knafel.

Back in '91, she got pregnant and told MJ the baby was his.

She claims Mike promised her 5 million dollars to keep quiet about it.

That was all well and good

till paternity tests proved the kid wasn't his.

So why this trick think she still deserve the money?

Karla actually sued MJ claiming their verbal agreement

should stand because....I don't know how she justified that shit

but anyway

the judge threw the case out so Mike is off the 5 million dollar hook

but I wonder how his wife Juanita is taking it.

Mike and Karla in happier times

(source)

Crazy Head Game

Watch porn star Mr. Marcus talk about

Karrin Stephens' crazy head game

then listen to 112 talk about why

they don't want her in they videos.

Question:

What type a dudes don't want to be around a girl

wit a crazy head game?

Who Da Baby Daddy?

Kelly Rowland sposed to be like, 2 months preggers

and I have one question:

Who da daddy?

Watch that baby come out looking like Mathew Knowles!

Wait, wait, she was f#cking Nelly, maybe it's his baby.

Naw, Nelly with Ashanti now, and we know rappers don't mess

around on they women (wink, wink).

Maybe it's Dallas Cowboy Roy Williams' baby.

Kelly was finta marry him, till they called it off after

she was on the cover of Modern Bride magazine.

BTW

we heard the wedding was called off

because of something that had to do with Valtrex.

But anyway,

ain't Kelly and the rest of Destiny's Children supposed to

be Jesus freaks? The Christian community sho is gettin' lax!

Memo to Kelly:

Wrap It Up!

Make It Stop

Naomi sho' is pretty....pretty crazy!

Bitch got arrested again!

This time Nay Nay went to her ex-boyfriend's

house at 3am banging on the door, screaming and demanding

some shit she left. Dude refused to let her in and neighbors called

the cops. Crazy girl was arrested, but the cops released her a few

blocks away. Now what I want to know is, was this the

boyfriend whose yacht she just trashed or was this some

other boyfriend the delusional heffa was mesing with?

I am so ready for Naomi's reality show.

(source)

Hammer Catches Another L

Poor Hammer!

His music catalouge was sold for a whopping 2.7 million

but he won't see a penny of it!

The sale was handled by the executor of his bankruptcy trust and

the new owner plans to license the music for movies and commericals.

Amazingly, Hammer raked in over 33 million dollars in 1991 but filed

for bankruptcy in 1996 claiming over 14 million in debts.

How did it happen?

Hammer had 17 race cars, a Boeing 747, a Kentucky Derby race horse,

a 20 million dollar mansion and a monthly payroll over $500,000.

Whatever!

It ain't what you cop, it's what you keep!

(source)

Ron Artest Is Going On Tour With Fat Joe, But He Shouldn't Be

This is the worst!

No wonder he got his ass kicked in Detroit!

(source)

If My Church Was Like This I Would Go More Often

Should Mariah Say Thank You Or Fuck You?

Janet Jackson on working with Mariah Carey

says when it comes to being a diva Mariah wins the cake.

Insisting she wasn't being negative, she compares Mariah to

her sister La Toya saying, "You know, a lot of people look at that as

something being very negative, but I don't look at that

as negative at all. She's very grand.

She's like my sister.

My sister La Toya's grand.

Like, if they were to meet, they'd hit it off immediately."

(source)

No Homo?

Asked about his friend Justin Timberlake getting married

to Cameron Diaz, music producer Timbaland replied,

"WE talk about marriage but WE decided to

focus on our careers a little more before WE get settled."

Mmmmmm,

sounds like the boyfriend has spoken.

(source)

Kimora Shows Zero Ass In King Magazine

Damn, she showing zero ass here, too.

King Magazine showed up,

Kimora's article was...boring.

We know everything about her already.

Although she did mention a certain blogger

who posted pictures of her washing her feet in champagne.

Anyway

I was ready for a fabulous photo spread. Didn't happen.

The best pic was on the cover.

For a men's magazine, King had supringingly few photo spreads in it.

Seriously, there was no bitches in that mag till page 66.

It was all words, rims, ads and pictures of dudes.

I thought King was a picture book, but it's more like the boy Essence.

Oh, well

Jealous Much?

A studio trying to do a biopic about Missy Elliot

will have to do it without any mention of her former

production partner Timbaland.

Say What?

Timbaland says he wants no part of the movie. He says,

"I don't want to be in the movie. For me, that movie is all about her."

Uh yeah, but how can you talk about Missy's early days and not mention Tim?

How they gon talk about Missy and Aaliyah and not mention Tim?

That's crazy talk!

I knew something was up between them two.

All of a sudden they stopped being seen together.

I bet Missy fucked one of his bitches!

(source)

You Tell Me

What type a dude gets a nose job?

That Chick Suing Foxy Is A Stan

By now you've heard Foxy Brown is being sued by

former assistant Rasheeda Ellis

who claims she was fired for no reason,

stiffed on her last week's pay, and the victim of terroristic

threats by Fox Boogie and her associates.

Well, last week dumb ass Rasheeda showed up

to the wrong court house and the trial was delayed.

This week Foxy's people say the chick is disgruntled 'cause

she wasn't allowed into Foxy's inner circle.

Foxy's publicist tells Page Six Rasheeda had an

"unhealthy infatuation" with Foxy's personal life.

Plus, they caught her leaking personal emails to the

press and later found out all her references were fake!

That girl better be happy she didn't work for

Naomi Campbell or she'd be dead by now!

BTW,

I heard going deaf can happen as a result of excessive ecstacy use.

Is This The Skit The Made Dave Go Crazy?

Don't Look For Dre and Big Boi On Oprah

Does this have something to do with that crazy Oprah Hip Hop beef?

So, Oprah wanted to promote Outcast's new movie Idlewild on her

show in September, but the guys said no!

Well, actually it was Andre 3000 who said no. Big Boi wanted

to do it and is said to be none to happy with his other half.

What's up with Dre? Don't he know Oprah shits gold?

If he wants a crossover hit with this movie, he better quit

playing and jump on Oprah's "old white lady" bandwagon, especially

if he wants a successful acting career. I mean, he already got one

crappy movie that went straight to video! Yeah, Yeah we seen

Four Brothers, but did you see Be Cool or Revolver?

Folks are saying when his recording contract with Arista

is up, he's out of Outcast, cause he's itching to make movies.

Please, say it ain't so!

(source)

Somebody Get This Girl Some Lithium

I'm sure you've heard by now, Naomi Campbell

is being sued by a third assistant. Yeah, can you believe it?

But that's not the all!

Now word from across the pond is Naomi trashed

her billionaire boyfriend's yacht because she was angry with

the menu selection! They say she broke plates, pulled down

curtains and could be heard cursing across the habor where the

boat was docked. I'll admit, at first, I thought the shit was funny,

this maid getting her ass kicked, random guys getting spit on,

but now I'm seriously starting to wonder whether or not

this bitch is schizophrenic. Naomi, this is NOT normal behavior!

Either seek help immediately, or get a reality show!

(source)

Say What You Want About Khia, But She's One Smart Bitch

I know, I know, I'm supposed to hate on the Thug Misses.

She nasty, she skanky, she's got droopy boobs,

but she's also got her own record label.

Since Khia got a new album out, she been on interview

overdrive, talking major shit on all them other southern girl rappers,

proclaiming herself Queen o' da Souf.

I was ready to give her the old, "Hoe sit down!"

till I actually read what she had to say.

Besides calling Trina, Jackie O, Mia X, Shawna, and Lil Kim hoes, saying

they being pimped by the men who put them out, she goes on to explain

how she calls all the shots in her career, cause she's the boss.

She decides what singles are gonna drop, she don't have to worry

about being shelved, or dissed in favor of newer artists, and she

books her own tour dates. She say she been over seas for the last

3 years still riding the wave of My Neck, My Back and the Thug Misses Album.

She says that album was super hot in Japan, Africa, Europe, Brazil, and Canada.

And on her latest, Gangstress, she did all the writing and producing,

which means she got all the points on the album.

So say what ya want about her, but this cunt got brains.

Usher and Michael Vick?

Lipstick Alley, my favorite place for inside gossip,

is crowing about a secrect relationship between

Usher Raymond and Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick!

They saying these two secrectly meet up at some

Atlanta area hotel for a little back field in motion.

Is it true? I don't know, but I been dying to use this picture!

Fiiiiiight!!!

Can't a girl and her new man shop in peace?

Nia Long and her new man was in the mall

when they seen Nia's ex- and baby daddy, Massai Z. Dorsey.

Why her baby-daddy step to her new man and get his ass kicked!?

They say Nia and her new man jetted so fast, Nia lost one of her shoes!

(TMZ)

Is They Is Or Is They Ain't?

One minute TMZ says Outcast is going on tour minus Andre 3000,

then, in the same sentence, say they contacted

Outcast reps who say no tour has been announced.

Now which is it?

Is they is, or is they ain't going on tour?

They was all hugged up at the BET awards, promoting

music from their new movie Idlewild.

Let's just hope all the break up talk was just talk

and the tour rumors are half right!

This Idlewild trailer looks good.

Method Man Ready To Kick Wendy Williams Ass!

Trolling Lipstick Alley, I screened the most interesting video.

Well, actually, it was pretty boring at first.

Just Method Man talking bout he don't care what people say about

him going Hollywood, blah, blah, blah,

he gone make his money, yada, yada, yada.

See, right there my eyes start glazing over

cause I'm thinking, yeah, right

we know you rappers ain't gettin' no money.

But then, the interviewer gets to the part where

he asking Meff how his wife doing.

That's when the shit got serious.

Meth asked the interviewer, how he knew about it.

Dude say MTV, but Meff just went off talking bout

it was Wendy Williams who told errbody bout his wife's chemo.

He said members of her family ain't even know!

He went on bout how he ain't no NSYNC type a nigga,

and how he ain't gon call up to her show and say nothing,

he gon see her in the streets!

Watch it yourself

This Why Rappers Don't Go To School

Four school districts in Texas have

expanded dress codes to include a

ban on "grills", branding the glittering mouth

jewelry a distraction.

(source)

Damon Dash Spills The Beans On Hip Hop's Dirty Little Secret

There's no money in it!

Damon Dash tells This Is London,

"I couldn't buy what I wanted to buy. I'm talking cooks and drivers.

I got into clothes to make money."

Think he's lying?

Take a look at the Billboard Music Charts.

As of this week, only 2 out of the top 10 rap albums

are platinum and nobody went gold

but

take a look at the top country charts where

7 out of the top 10 are platinum and 4 out of that 7

are multi-platinum.

No wonder rappers still be selling drugs.

Real Hip Hop

Poet, musician, and hip hop Godfather, Gil Scot Heron

has been sentenced to 2-4 years in prison for

violating his parole after leaving his live-in drug treatment center.

Heron says the center stopped giving him his HIV medication

so he left.

Don't remeber when hip hop used to stand for something?

Listen to hip hop before it sold out

here

and

here

Stacy Dash Naked Ass

Three Weeks Out And Still Not Platinum? Make A Controversial Statement To The Press!

Either Busta trying to piss off whitey

or

He trying to sell more records

Busta tells Guardian magazine,

"First of all, it's fact that Jesus was a black man.

That means he could have a descendant

that exists today that has dreadlocks and

has pants hangin' off his ass and makes rap records.

They don't want that to happen

- they don't want no one to know that there's a black man

that is more powerful than anybody on this planet right

now, that has a direct blood descendant trace to Jesus Christ."

I woulda been ready to back him up if he'd sited

Daniel 10:6 or Daniel 7:9 instead of

"The Da Vinci Code" as the basis of his arguemt.

(source)

E-40: The George Washington Carver of Hip Hop

Cot Damn!

Where would hip hop be without E-40?

We wouldn't have no slang, no gangsta rap, no

East Coast rap, now we can thank this hip hop

innovator for giving birth to the Hyphy movement,

which, incidentally, never got moving where I'm from.

But anyway

40 Water having beef with these dudes from

a San Francisco Hyphy unit that say 40 and Little John

just using Hyphy to get rich. And? They are in the music business.

You gotta do what you gotta do to stay relevant.

Especially since Ghetto Report Card aint platinum yet.

BTW

Guys, quit trying to make Hyphy "happen".

(source)

S.O.S. Please Some One Help Me

Star Jones is asking for your help.

She wants you to write Baa Baa, and the producers of

The View to beg for her job back.

To make it easy for you, she posted the contact

information on her web page.

Who would have thought marrying a gay man

would NOT be her most desperate act?

I would post the link, but I think she should move on.

Don't block your blessings Star.

Damn, Bitches!

Barbra Walters and the other View hags dig into Brandy's ass quick!

Is your mama an alcoholic?

How many tattoos do you have?

Is your hair a wig?

They ain't ask Susan Lucci none of that shit!

Nothing Says "Fuck You Russell" Like Spreading Your Legs For King

Fabulous!

"He cheated on you? So what! You can still be sexy."

Kimora gives it up for King Magazine Sept 2006

Let's Play Find The Subtext

New PSP Game

Ad for PSP White

PSP Commercial

Still don't think Sony trying to sell you something?

Squirrel Please

(source)

Kim Getting Out Live Footage

Now It's Starting To Make Sense

This bitch be doing VooDoo!

I always wondered how J Lo went from

Fly Girl to movie star in 60 seconds.

According to her ex-husband Ojani Noa,

Jenny Lo Lo done cast Voo Doo spells on everybody from

Puffy on down. Ojani says Jenny is a Santerian Priestess

and on that note, I ain't saying shit else!

(source)