Wanna See The Ananda Lewis Nipple Slip?

Here you go, knock yourself out.

What The Hell?

I am really trying to understand the

six pack pot belly thing.

Anyway

Ginuwine got new music but

I'm scared to listen to it.

You do it and tell me how it went.

Back To The Beat

This chick is coming apart.

Fox Boogie skiped a court date, had a warrant out

for her arrest, shoplifted a couple four hundred dollar

belts, cussed out and threatened a 17 year old, pleaded

guilty to those assualt charges filed by

manicurists last year, then tried to rescind the plea

after she found out she'd be on probation for 3 years

and have to give random drug tests.

Please BET, can we get a Foxy Brown

reality show?

Fabulousity=Ghetto?

That's what the doorman at P.M. Lounge thought

when he turned away part of Kimora Lee's

entourage for being too "urban". Why didn't

Kim wave her "don't you know who I am" magic wand

and get them in? This is so unfabulous.

Question: What is too urban?

The same night Star and Al got home from a European

vacation, I'm thinking a ten or twelve hour flight,

Al had enough energy to go out with the

boys ...without Star.

And How You Doing?

Ne-Yo, I don't know who you pissed off, but you

better apologize! Somebody is out to get Ne-Yo.

In one week he's been rumored to

come out of the closet in Esscence magazine,

and pictures of some ugly dude getting

brain are being pinned on him.

I bet Usher is behind this mess!

Eminem is obviously back on drugs.

How else do you explain his dousing Hugh Hefner's

youngest girlfriend, Kendra with water on a video set?

This Is A Test Of The Emergency Broadcast System

If this had been an actual emergency.........

Aaliyah

Beyonce Plans 3 million Dollar Wedding

Don't Care

This is a publicity stunt

because nobody likes her new music

Ignore her

(source)

ODB Is Alive And Selling Proactive

Fifty Cent Owns The Game

Although Fifty says The Game's new CD won't be

shit without him writing the hooks, unlike with his other

ememies, he says he don't care if Game's release does well,

cause Fifty says,"I make more off of a Game record

than Game does!

But Fifty says, he knows it won't do well.

"Is The Game a good rapper?"

"Yeah", says Fifty,

"But is he a good songwriter? No."

Dammmmmn!

Ya'll rappers need to read them

contracts before you sign 'em!

(source)

Can Game write? You decide

I say....not so much

Is This Dude Wearing Contact Lenses?

Check out the black eye, busted lip, and head knot

courtesy of Busta Rhymes.

So this the kid Busta supposedly handed

a two piece last week. His name is Roberto LeBron

and according to him it went like this:

He and his friends were walking and he just happend to

spit at the same time Busta was driving down the street.

He admits his spit hit Busta's car.

Then he says Busta jumped out his Maybach and said

"Homie, did you just spit on my car?"

Then the kid says"I said, 'Sorry, I didn't mean to, "

"I said, 'We're big fans of yours.' And that's the last thing

I said. Then one of his people hit me in the face,

and I fell to the ground. While I was on the ground, Busta

was kicking me, and he kicked me in my face."

But that ain't all. Dude says Busta took his sneakers and tossed

them down the street!

So, not only is Busta not platinum after 9 weeks

on the charts, hell, he ain't even gold, but now he

bout to get the shit sued out of him!

(source)

A Girl Like Me

Russell And Kim Quietly Unloading Property

These two have totally got it together or they're fake as hell!

Kim and Russell look like such a happy couple at Aoki's b-day party.
Meanwhile, they're selling off property left and right, giving the

distinct impression that the end is near.

Their 35,000 square foot home in New Jersey is on the

market for a staggering 20 million bucks. It boasts both indoor and

outdoor pools, a movie theater, a waterfall, and a "Versace Room"

featuring a bed designed by Gianni Versace. The New York

penthouse, that one we saw on MTV cribs, is up for sale too.

But Russ been trying to get rid of that place for years. It was almost

sold to Puffy, but the closing date was September 11, 2001.

So, uh, needless to say the deal fell through.

Since then, the asking price on the penthouse

has dropped from 12 million to 6.9.

Whatever's going on, this is a real good look.

I guess there's something to to that fabulosity shit!

(source)

I'm Glad She Ain't My Brother's Baby Mama

Israel Ramirez, the bodyguard slain on the

Busta Rhymes video shoot, got two baby mama's.

One of them, Stephanie Hires, is pissed that Busta

still hasn't helped put her baby daddy's killer behind bars

while the other one, Amelin Fernadez, says part of her wants

him to talk, but part of her understands.

"He takes care of me." she says, while on her way to Disney World.

I guess anything can be bought.

(source)

The Biz Markie Is Going Off

DJ dinosaur, Biz Markie was supposed to spin at Club Stereo the

other night, but after management refused to let in his entourage,

he calmly went to the DJ booth, unhooked his equipment

and left the club goers in silence, wondering where the music went!

(source)

Justice For Israel Ramirez?

Busta Rhymes got arrested last night after

assaulting a concert goer who spit on his car.

People in the know claim ordinarily a person

wouldn't be arrested for something like that,

but say cops used the opportunity to put Busta

under the hot lights about the killing of his former

bodyguard, Israel Ramirez, on the set for the Touch It Remix

video shoot. G-Unit soldier Tony Yayo is thought to have

something to do with the murder, but so far nobody

is talking. Sources claim there's audio of

the shooting with the killer calling

Busta a bitch before pulling the trigger.

If any arrests are made in the near future,

we'll know Busta cracked.

(source)

She Says She's The Boss, But Is She Really?

Kelis is stomping mad!

She says her record lable, Jive,

put the song, "Fuck Them Bitches" on her

new CD "Kelis Was Here", without

her permission. Kelis claims the song no

longer represents where she is in her life.

At the time, it was just something she needed

to get off her chest. The lady boss says,

"My label is constantly trying to take

control of me. I'm not a new artist. I've been working

hard to create my persona and have longevity

and they went against my wishes."

Well, Kelis, fuck them bitches!

(source)

Cee-Lo Be Talking Too Much

After demanding a bucket of fried chicken,

peanut butter and jelly, Swisher Sweets,

Jack Daniels, Gray Goose and Magnum condoms,

(Yeah right! Look at those stubby fingers!)

Cee-Lo and Gnarls Barkley still refused to

go on stage for a Central Park concert

for a whole hour!

And when they finally did get on stage,

Cee-Lo rambled on and on between each song,

prompting some concert goers to get up and leave!

(source)

Did You Know Blacks Don't Know How To Swim?

Tramm Hudson is running for Congress in Florida.
Make sure you get out and vote

No Ass and No Tits

America's Next Top Model winner Eva the Diva

proves you don't need ass

or titties to make it in this game!

And just so you know,

the pics of eva in her blue panties came from

a Gay Pride Event in NYC over the weekend.

So maybe her and Missy Elliott did have something going on!

Beyonce Need To Shut Up

Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce.

I thought yo mama taught you better than that!?

In a recent interview, Beyonce calls Lauren Hill "tragic",

insisting she could never get "lost" like Lauren, because

she's more than just a singer and has other things to focus on.

Bitch, please.

Lauren can sing better than you, act better than you,

has lived longer than you, and obviously experienced

worser heartache than you. And please don't talk about

what "will never" happen to you. Everybody know

Lauren's problems stem from love gone wrong.

Just wait till Beyonce get her heart broke for real, for real.

She gon be on stage with a nappy afro looking crazy too!

(source)

Fifty Cent's Chrome Lambo

Check it out

Fifty Cent went and chromed out his Lamborghini.

How boring.

But anyway,

Fiddy and LL are hosting the MTV Video Music Awards
and guess what?
Fif trying to get Lil' Kim and Irv Gotti

banned from the after parties!

Stop being such a mean girl, Fifty!

(source)

Toni Braxton's Las Vegas Show Is In Trouble

Poor Tony!

Her show at the Flamingo has only been open for two weeks

and things aren't going so well.

The Las Vegas Review declared her show a "train wreck",

and viewers are complaining her singing is inaudible.

Uh, duh?! It's Toni Braxton, that's how she sings!

It's gotten so bad, the owner of The Flamingo

issued a statement admitting he took a gamble on Toni

but said Celine Dion's show was bad at first too,

so give Toni a chance.

Ouch!

(source)

Did You Know Kimora Lee Had A Talk Show Deal With HBO?

I sure didn't. I also didn't know

she was starting a new clothing line

called KLS. A break from Baby Phat, hmmmm?

Anyway,

Kimora talks to the Queen B, Lil Kim on her show's

debut, but reports say Lil Kim didn't want to do it.

They say Kimora made her do it.

Made her? Why would she have to make her?

You know Kim ass wanna be on TV.

However, I do recall Kim saying Tyra was the only one

who stood by her while she was in jail,

so maybe she owes Tyra an interview first.

Hmmmmm

Sounds like a catfight in the making.

(source)

Nobody Believed You Anyway

From the moment I heard Beanie Sigel was

shot in the shoulder I knew it was some bullshit.

Now Beanie sorta confirms my suspicions.

Dude was on Sirus Radio running his mouth and said,

"My getting shot and somebody robbing me! Negative!"

Yeah, well, reporting a false crime ain't no joke and

Philly cops don't think that shit is funny.

Beans says after his probation is over he gon tell

the whole story.

Well hold up dumb ass.

Find out the statute of limitations for filing a false police report

before you end up back in jail.

(source)

More Grace

Damn, Grace, what you doing back on the wall so soon?

Grace Jones is being sued by her landlord

for non-payment of rent on her London Flat.

Yeah, so? Who cares?

Lots of folks have cash flow problems.

The interesting bit is the landlord is pissed

cause several spoons were left with blackened bottoms.

Burnt spoons, huh? As in free basing heroin?

Now Grace's erractic behavior is starting to make sense.

Carry on

(source)

You Know LeToya Luckett Is Laughing

It's official.

Beyonce has lost her mind.

The video for Ring The Alarm is super retarded

and yet, I can't stop watching it!

What the hell is Jay Z doing to that girl?

Being Super Head

According to Internet chatter, Karrine Stephens

has moved in with Bobby Brown.

Apparently they've been seen around town at LA

hotspots and even shopping with his kids at the Grove.

But don't think Super Head is trying to settle down.

The word is, she wants her own reality show and since

Bobby's camera crew from Being Bobby Brown is always

following him, she figures those are the dicks she need to

be sucking right now!

(source)

Eve Dumps Her African Prince

You can't buy a girl who has money!

African prince Teodorin Nguema Obiang found

that out the hard way. After spending $700,000 to rent

a yacht for Eve's Christmas party in St. Barts, letting

her drive one of his Bentleys and dropping 25 mil

into a record lable that went nowhere, Eve has decided

to distance herself from the guy.

Why you ask? Cause dude's father is supposed to

be one of the worst dictators in the world and that's a little

too much for our girl, Eve. The father supposedly

steals over 700 million dollars a year from his oil rich country while

the people exist on a dollar a day. He's been accused

of everything from murder to canibalism.

He's even suspected in several attempted "suicides"

of his own brother. That's some pretty wild shit right there.

Eve got enough problems, with pictures of girls licking her cat

on the Internet and that porn tape she has floating around,

she don't need this shit!

(source)

They Saying Some Real Funky Shit About LisaRaye On Lipstick Alley

In a thread called, Spill Your Gossip In Here, they talking bout Gary Payton and LisaRaye recently "met up" in NY. They say Gary's wife was in Fl spending a couple of days with Shanunie O'neal and LisaRaye's husband Michael Misick was in the UK on business.

They (L.R and G.P) met up at Gansevoort Hotel on the 12th floor!

The meeting lasted approximately 45 mins.

She left with a bag Gary gave her (It was David Yurman)

General consensus= "they're still fucking around!"

The Alley also claims LisaRaye's husband has her followed.

So, if this is true, the end is near.

You have to log in to read news and gossip on the Alley and it is so worth it.

He May Have Cleaned Toilets, But He Was The Best Damn Toilet Cleaner Ever

The New York Daily News lists celebrity jobs

before they were famous and 11 million dollar

necklace wearer, Sean Puffy Diddy Combs,

claims he used to clean toilets in a Mexican restaurant.

Eww. Didn't want to know that. The imagery is killing me.

In other Puffy news,

you know he's in Europe promoting his new record, Press Play,

so he's doing all the radio station rounds and he got

'em going crazy with his demands.

He asked for and got a bullet proof Maybach.

But get this, the car was too big to be

driven to his hotel entrance and they had to park it around

the corner. So what Puffy do? Demand a second car to

take him the extra 300 yards!

Then he had a hissy fit when he got to a radio

station and found food for him on plastic plates.

He refused to eat until china plates were brought in.

Then he demanded a castle for his record release party,

but had to settle on a palace. Oh boo hoo!

Oh yeah, and absolutely no Christal!

(source)

Add Puffy To The List Of Stupid Rappers Who Got Robbed

Well, technically he ain't a rapper, but add 'im to the list anyway.

Puff claims an 11 million dollar necklace

was stolen from his rented villa in Ibiza.

Question:

If you got 11 mil to put around your neck,

why don't you own a villa in Ibiza?

And who leaves million dollar jewelry lying around, anyway?

Lil Kim got robbed, Trina got robbed, Nelly got robbed.

Puff just don't strike me as the careless type.

It's either an insurance job,

or somebody in his entourage is a thief.

At least he didn't get it snatched off his neck

like Chingy did back in 03!

(source)

Trina, Come Get Ya Boy

Lil Wayne got arrested on drug charges

in Atlanta last night.

He was in Atlantic Station and that's all I heard.

I'll keep you up on it as I find out more.

Update:

So here's the deal.

Wayne was staying at the Twelve Hotel in Atlantic Station.

He called somebody from the front desk to his room for

whatever reason.

They seen his weed, they called the cops.

The End

Note to rappers: when you call a hotel employee to your room,

hide your weed. That shit is illegal.

(source)

Wanna See Kim Porter's Ass?

Amid rumors of being pregnant,

Kim Porter's ass is looking a little fatter.

(source)

With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?

Ja Rule got some fucked up friends.
You remember Ja Rule, right?
He was real hot shit before 50 Cent made a mockery of

Ja and his rap career with his vendetta against Murder Inc.

Anyway,

now, Tough Luck Ja is being sued for $500,000 for

not showing up for a concert in South Korea.

At first Ja claimed he didn't show cause they didn't

pay him, but then he admitted they paid one of his "friends"

Fred "Nickels" Moore, only Fred never gave Ja the money!

So, one of his friends robbed him?

Dammmn!

(source)

Getting Sued and Bouncing Checks

The designer of Jay Z's 40/40 club is suing him, claiming

Jay copied his style and didn't pay.

So What!

Did you know the 40/40 be bouncing checks?

Katherine and Joe In Foreclosure

Michael Jackson missed payments

on his parent's home, putting the Encino estate in

danger of forclosure.

Had the Notice to Quit on gates and errthang!

At the eleventh hour Mike paid the note and the family home was saved.

Question: Don't all them grown ass Jacksons live on that estate?

They need to chip in on some bills!

(source)

Star Getting Paid Less

Payless Shoes dropped Star Jones

as their spokesperson.

Damn, not a good look.

Maybe it's time for Star's wife Al to get a job.

Kim Know How To Keep Her Man

They say Puffy's girlfriend Kim Porter is Pregnant again.

Evidence?

Party goers in St. Tropez say Kim didn't drink and

went to bed early. Eat shit haters.

Puff gon marry this girl.

Didn't Know Gay Marrige Was Legal

Well, I'll be!

They must be letting the gays get married, cause

Kanye West annoucned his engagement this weekend.

What? He's not marrying a man?

He's marrying some chick named Alexis?

Oh, then I'm taking bets on who bust through the doors

singing Vesta Williams Congratulations to break up the wedding.

It's either gonna be Brooke Crittenden, John Legend or Farnsworth Bentley.

Quincy Jones Never Met A White Woman He Didn't Like

Quincy Jones in Jimmy Choo

(source)

Tyra Lynne Banks, Sit Cho Butt Down!

Tyra Lynne, I'm surprised at you!

What the hell is this?

Shopping in a bathrobe? Shaking your ass and whipping

yo weave into a frenzy? Sequined booty shorts?

Lord, please let this be for a segement on

The Tyra Banks Show.

(source)

Cynthia McKinney's People Is Gangsta

Cynthina McKinney lost her seat in the senate after a year

of bad press stemming from her slapping a security officer on

capital hill who dared ask for her ID.

Super Freak In Peace

Rick James tombstone was unveiled on the second anniversary

of his death, this past Sunday

in his hometown, Buffalo New York.

We remember Rick

(source)

Somethin' Ain't Right

Don't get it twisted

I ain't watching Flavor of Love 2

but I can't ignore this shit no longer

(no pun intended)

You know the bitch who shitted on the floor?

She got a porn site, check it out if you dare.

And speaking of shitty performances, here's Cassie on 106 and Park

So Mad He Can't Speak

If you went to Lollapallooza this past weekend,

you know Kanye's mic wasn't working during

part of his set and he had a major hissy fit.

What you may not know, is that he didn't show

up for an after party he was supposed to host

because........wait for it.......

He was so mad, he couldn't speak.

Kanye takes temper tantrums to a new level.

He shoulda got more whoopings as a child.

(source)

And Ya'll Wonder Why Kim Stay With Puff

Diddy is not going out like Aaliyah.

Puff and Kim been tearing a hot swath through Italy

and France, partying in St. Tropez one week and Rome the

next, shopping all the way. So much, it seems, Puff

had to charter a plane just to carry the extra luggage!

The luggage carrier cost a mere $16,200.00.

Hold up!

Don't clutch the pearls just yet.

It ain't as wasteful as it seems.

You know that shit was tax deductable!

So was the yacht they rented for $250,000.00.

They had a party one night but stayed on it for a week,

even though they were asked to leave the harbor in

St. Tropez because they were throwing too much trash over the side!

And so what Puff did an interview with James Blunt and asked

him to hook him up with some beautiful British girls.

Kim the one on the yacht!

(source)

Ummm, Ciara....

I'mma need you to get yo make-up back on quick....

and uh, maybe a little Proactive wouldn't hurt either.

I'm warning all five of my readers:

DO NOT CLICK TO ENLARGE THESE PICS

(source)

Sashay Strange`

You young bitches step aside

Grace Jones is still raising hell!

This past weekend Uber-Diva Grace Jones

showed out in London's West End (think: British Broadway)

at the opening of some play staring Patrick Swayze.

Grace slapped photogs and showed off her 17 years younger man.

You guys remember Grace, she was in Boomerang

Vintage Grace

More Grace

You Know It's Sad When A Baby Can Tell You're Fake

See that look Aoki Lee is giving Star Jones? That's the same look I gave my computer after watching Star's guide on how to get a man. Is this bitch for real? She talking bout honesty. Does she honestly believe Al ain't gay? She say, don't rush things in a relationship. Didn't she meet and marry Big Gay Al in one year? She talks about good places to meet men. I bet she got that information from Al! And got the nerve to say all that shit with a straight face, too! Bitch, please. Advice on men from Star, I do not need!

History Repeats Itself

Is it me, or does this boy look just like Denzel?

Anyway

Malcolm X's grandson has been arrested again.

The 21 year old, who was just released after doing a year in jail

for attemped robbery, was arrested for smashing the window

of a Mt. Vernon, New York donut shop. Two patrons were injured.

Sadly, this young man has had a very troubled life.

His mother, Qubilah, who witnessed her father's assassination

at age four, is a reported crackhead and young Malcolm is

blamed for causing the fire that killed his grandmother,

Dr. Betty Shabazz.

Keep Malcolm in your prayers

and remember, the first part of his grandfather's life

was VERY similar to this. Except for the crackheaded mama

and causing your grandmother's death part, the parallels are eerie.

(source)

This Is Not 1996

See, back in 1996 Coon Gooding Jr.

coulda sat anywhere he pleased.

He was riding high, doing back flips,

and had little white girls everywhere screaming,

"Show me the money!"

Well, that shit is over.

The other night, Mr Gooding and his

lil eight man posse was in club Stereo, seated

in what he deemed to be "a less than desirable" VIP section.

Anyway,

he moved his posse up front to a table meant for

hot man of the moment, Jermaine Dupri.

What he do that for?

Dude got bounced! And not just by security.

The club owner personally removed his ass!

Beyond funny!

BTW

It was a launch party for Rohan Marley's new clothing line,

Tuff Gong

It Wasn't Not Funny!

You gotta remember that line!

MTV Real World Season2

That one guy dragged that girl down the

hallway half naked and she got so mad

and screamed in his face

"It Wasn't Not Funny!"

Then she got the dude kicked out of the house

and later had an abortion. That was good TV.

Anyway,

aspiring actress, (read: unemployed) Miss Tami Roman,

is back in the news. This time cause her baby daddy ain't

paying child support. He's some ex NBA player that got

babies from here to Albuquerque. Dude got like

seven kids. One of 'em with Salt and Pepa DJ, Spinderella!

Anyway,

all the mama's say he ain't paying, but a couple

of 'em say he supports his kids in other ways, meaning

them baby mama's got jobs and doing it for themselves!

Anyway

poor Tami says she had to sell her Cartier watch to

pay tution at the exclusive French Prep school for her daughters .

Oh boo fucking hoo. Get a job.

(source)

Claude A. Allen Pleads Guilty

You know Claude Allen?

Of course you don't, you gossip blog reader!

He's the black republican hand picked by G. W.

to handle U.S. domestic policy.

Anyway

In my very first blog post , I reported about this

ultra-conservative, right-wing, christian zealot

getting arrested for shoplifting at Target.

This fool was buying stuff, taking it to his car

and then taking the receipts back in,

getting the same stuff off the shelves and returning it!

$850.00 worth of stuff!

Old Claudy blamed it on stress and sleep deprivation.

Anyhoo,

he pleaded guilty, and got off with some shit called

“probation before judgment” -- a disposition available to first offenders.

Essentially, the judge acknowledges the guilty plea, but

keeps it off the defendant's criminal record.

Sleep deprivation huh?

I'mma tell Ray Ray an' nem to try that next time they get pinched!

(source)

Is There A Catagory For Bitchiest?

VOTE OR DIE

Just When You Thought Al Couldn't Look Any Gayer

According to Page Six, neighbors in Star and Al's ritzy New York

apartment are getting tired of the late night callers
ringing the wrong bell. The lastest happend at 4am and

was described as a big black guy, looking for Al.

And that ain't all.

Neighbors say they NEVER see Star and Al together,

unless they're goin to a party,

and on an even gayer note,

they claim to see Al all the time ....wearing SPANDEX!

Slutty-ier Is Always Better

You know Cassie?

She made that song Me and U and got signed

to Bad Boy from her myspace page.

Anyway

before she got signed, she made a low budget video for Me and U.

This is the video before

And this is after

Personally, I like the slutty-ier one way better, cause

Cassie is much better at looking like a slut then she is at dancing.

Jaime Foxx As Buddy Love

The Lipstick Alley Celebrity Penis Roll Call

Vince Carter- Average and swings to the left

My friend has a friend that lives in ATL...and she messes with Kanye West and says he has a small dick and eats coochie really messy style...

Loon is loving in bed and takes his time...likes to promise things while sticking. For example, "I will buy you a house, I will take you here"...penis is average...


I belong to another messageboard and one of the posters said that she tried to talk to Chingy and he was way more interested in her guy friend. So, he might go both ways.
Mario Winans....not sure if this is true but my friend says he eats coochie really well and he is really really affectionate...likes to give foot massages as well

Tommy Davidson-skinny penis balls that sag

Keyshawn Johnson-big black and perfect

Jalen Rose-thick and long

Ron Artest-average but has force

This Bitch Is Delusional

So I'm watching Janet Jackson on 106 and Park,

What!? I was bored!

Anyway

They talking, it's boring, blah, blah, blah.

Then they show Ciara's new video, Get Up.

After the video, they ask Janet,

"So, what do you think about Ciara?"

This bitch say, "She reminds me of me."

The crowd goes silent for a moment and then they

start to boo a little, till the Janet fans start screaming

Janet, Janet, Janet!

Then she tried to clean it up, but it was too late.

Now, I love Janet, but let's be real, she ain't that

great of a singer or dancer.

Not that Ciara can sing but she sho' can dance!

You be the judge.

Now Janet

Somebody Had Fun

See how nice Kim and Puff look on the way to his

party for his frangrance Unforgiveable?

And see how out of control Puff looks afterward?

Damn, it looks like they had fun!

Well they just oughta. Puff rented a yacth in St. Tropez

for $250,000.00 a week and spent a cool mil in total

for the party. We hear the bash lasted till 8am!

Check out video of slaves loading Kim and Puff's

luggage onto the boat here.

(source)