Can You Lend A Nigga A Pencil?

Do Not Fuck With Tina Knowles

Miss Tina and Beyonce was doing an interview on TV in Chicago

because House of Dereon is opening an in-store boutique at Macy's

on State Street. The interview was going all well and good,

until the interviewer asked about problems stores were having

with sizing. Apparently, these clothes look nice,

but they don't fit anybody.

Well, you know Miss Tina ain't having that shit.

She basically went off and cut the interview short.

Watch the clip here.

Somewhere JLo is laughing.

You know, they say the reason Beyonce's clothing line

is doing so well is because she ripped off most of JLo's design team.

Hip and Pop did a great side by side comparison. You be the judge.
And if you ain't had enough

watch Beyonce and Jay-Z get mobbed in London here.

Ain't A Wedgie When One Dude Pulls On Another Dude's Draws?

Listen to Jim Jones promise to give a guy a wedgie 14 times.

No homo, indeed.

I Love Lipstick Alley

It's like eavesdropping in the girl's bathroom in high school.

Today's argument was over Lil John

First girl: I'm In Love With Lil John. Even though his balls hang down to his knees, and they smell like cat shit, there's just something about this man that drives me wild. Does anyone else feel the same way???
Second girl: Bitch, Please

First girl: I take it you don't feel the same way, good ho, more of him for myself.

Second girl: what..u thought there would be some possible cat-fight over this yellow toothed, funky-looking, short ass, smurf sized turd?...like i said...bitch, please

First girl: His teeth are not yellow, he's beautiful, the size of his balls make up for his height, he is a great lover. My only complaint is the smell of his sack. It's hard to tea bag those smelly shit balls. Besides that he's a boss.

Second girl: maybe u and he can live happily ever after if u FEBREZE those nutz

At this point another girl chimes in

Third girl: Yes bitch I feel the same way. He fuccked the mess out me beat the pussy up and I had him hollerin YEAAAAAAAAAAA everytime he came. I don't agree on the smell of his balls though it's more like sour milk and rotten cheese. his balls do hang low though. almost as low as his chain. it was also weird how he ate my pussy with the shades on. i think they made me cum because they kept hittin the clit. when he got up his shades looked like they had vaseline all over the lenses and he used some of it to moisten his lips cause they was kind of dry.

Then another girl jumps into the fray

Fourth girl: I slept with his nasty ass last summer. Would you believe he wanted me to shove grapes in his ass, smash them up with my fingers while they were in his ass, then drink ( as he put it), his wine of love!!! No thanks, I'm cool.

You think it's over? It ain't. Another girl had something to say:

Fifth girl: I slept with him. He asked me to stick my toe in his ass....I did it

Me: Who knew a brother with cockeyes and nuts that smell like cat shit could get so much play?

Money Must Be Getting Tight

Cause Star put her tacky, matchbook size apartment back on the market.

For a mere 2.5 million dollars you can lay in bed and change TV channels with your foot,
or take a golden shower.

I mean, take a shower in a golden stall!

Who wants to bet Big Gay Al was

the interior designer behind this masterpiece?

Did He Or Didn't He?

Took a road trip yesterday and missed all the juicy,

so I need somebody tell me, did Terrell try to kill himself or not?

I'm getting conflicting reports, here.

The cops say he did, but he says he didn't.

If he did, I feel bad.

But let me find out this fool was just trying to get some

attention......

Around Here We Only Have One Standard

We don't play about loss.

Condolences to Rev Run and his family.

Pay Back Is A Bitch

Well, two bitches in this case.

Notorious womanizer Shawn P-Diddy Combs

is expecting twin daughters with girlfriend Kim Porter.

(source)

Fantasia Daddy Suing

Fantasia Barrino's daddy is pissed off.

Joseph Barrino filed a $10 million libel

suit against Simon & Schuster, the publishers

of his daughter's book, Life is Not a Fairy Tale.

Joe alleges the book contains false, exaggerated,

sensational, intentional and malicious untruths.

He's mad cause the book claims he was more

interested in his daughter's singing career than her

schooling, that he always asks for money when she visits,

and that he was hostile toward the music industry. He also

claims that although Fantasia is listed as the author, it

was really her granmama, Addie Collins, who did the writing.

Here's the funny part though, Fantasia is not listed in the suit.

So he's basically suing the printer, not the person who actually

wrote all the shit. Kinda makes every allegation seem true, right?

(source)

Janet, They Say You're Lying

Did you watch Janet on Oprah the other day?

Me neither

but I troll the Net enough to know she told

Oprah she gained all that weight for a part in the

flick Tennesse. Oh, really Janet? Because folks associated

with the film are whispering that nobody asked you to gain

the weight. Furthermore, they're saying it wasn't even

required for the part, which incidentally, went to another

formerly chubby singer who can't act:

Mariah Carey

Janet, you shoulda just told the truth and

explain to Oprah you had to gain weight because you

had your first Black boyfriend and everybody knows

they like women with meat on their bones!

Cam'ron Cleared In Tranny Case

This past Sunday, Killa Cam was caught all hugged up

with a skinny, white transvestite.

As it turns out, it was a just a skinny,

white woman, in desperate need of an eyebrow wax.

Miss Info from Hot 97, explains. Take a listen.

Between you and me,

I've been giving Miss Info the side eye ever since

she said Alicia Keys had genetically superior features on BET.

Don't get me wrong,

I think Alicia's fine, but genetically superior?

That comment just never sat well with me.

Bobby, You Trippin'

Datari Turner, the model / producer who

brought us Damon Dash's Ultimate Hustler,

is producing a show for TVOne called, I Married a Baller

with Eddie George and his wife Tamara (Taj from SWV).

I guess because Bobby is married to a baller

they wanted to interview him for the show, go figure.

Anyway, ole Bobby agreed to be on the show if they would get

him a car. Well, according to Jawn Murray, Datari and 'nem

said, "Cool, we can get you a car for the week." But no,

Bobby wanted them to BUY him a car!

Datari is so funny. He was like, "The appearance fee is only

$1,000.00. We could get him a 1997 Ford Expo or a 1995 Pathfinder!

(source)

RZA Owes 43 Large

The United Talent Agency says RZA of the Wu Tang Klan

owes them $43,000 off the $430,000

deal they cut for him to do the music for Wesley Snipes'

vampire movie, Blade: Trinity.

$430,000!?

Did anybody even see that movie?

Damn, I wish I knew how to make beats!
And as for UTA, ya'll slipping on ya'll's pimpin'!

Next time, take your cut off the top!

(source)

Oprah Coonfrey On XM Radio

Oprah has an XM radio show where she and Gail dish

whatever's on their minds. Sounds pretty boring to me,

and I haven't heard the whole show myself,

but TMZ says Gail calls Oprah "Mommy" on the show.

Huh? And ya'll not together? Umm....OK.

I'm just saying, were Oprah a man, would Gail call her "Daddy"?
Anyway,

there's this snippet from the show on TMZ where Oprah is

talking about how, as a child, her grandmother had hoped she

would be able to get a job cleaning houses for good white folk,

cause they would give her good clothes and food to take

home and how she wishes her grandmother was around

to see her, now that she got all these good white folk working for

her, and how she has "good white folk clothes" now, too. She

even got the nerve to crow about having only one Black person in her

employ! She talks about all the "good white folk" she got working

for her, saying "there's good white folk everywhere you look."

And you should hear the voice she uses when she says it.

All she needs is the BlackFace and a pair of white gloves.

Listen to it for yourself.

Myra Panache Puts Mya On Blast

I read this Panache Report blind item on 50-11 different pages,

and after reading the comments from everybody, I came up

with the answer: It's Mya! Read it for yourself,

Who do you think it is?

This black female celebrity was rumored to have been an nymphomaniac in high school. For the last several years, she has been labeled a sex addict in the industry and she's known as the girl to go to when you need a "quick fix." Numerous men have her on redial and she soaks up the attention. She doesn't seem to have control over her urges or impulses. She also uses sex to calm her nerves and when she gets depressed, she uses sex as an "anti-depressant." Her reputation is so bad, she has never had a steady boyfriend, just brief flings. Her addiction has become so severe, when she gets lonely and starved for affection, it is not uncommon for her to have sex with a male aide. It's rumored that she averages 2-3 sexual encounters a day, sometimes with different men.

Miss Jones Keeps It Funky

I try to stay away from Media Takeout exclusives,

cause let's face it, they'll say anything, but

this one was too good to pass up.

The story is actually about Hot 97 radio

DJ Miss Jones getting her stomach stapled.

Yeah, who cares, right?

The funny part is, they say girlfriend

is so fat and funky, they gotta keep the

doors open at the station whenever she's in the studio,

cause the smell is overwhelming!

Damn girl, wash your ass!

Jim Jones' Concert Kills

Jim Jones concert in Virgina Beach ends with

1 dead and 3 injured.

What else is there to say?

(source)

Letoya Can't Let It Go

Seems like erry week, there's a new quote from

Letoya Luckett's camp, dissing Beyonce.

First it was the "I called Beyonce on New Year's Eve

but she ain't call me back for 3 days" thing, and now

she's talking about how Matthew gave all the good

singing parts to Beyonce, and since Tina made all their

clothes, Beyonce always got to wear the pretty dresses

while she always got stuck wearing pants.

Toya darling, let me tell you something:

Shut it up already!

In case you didn't realize,

Beyonce was the better singer in Destiny's Child.

She should have gotten the best singing parts.

Beyonce had the best body in Destiny's Child.

She should have been the one in the pretty dress.

All this running at the mouth is not making you sing one

bit better. Actually, it's drawing more attention to the fact

that your live show is wack as hell. You were doing good with

your underdog status, but now you're starting to get on my nerves.

Please go back to the girl who cried on BET and said

that she was just happy to be here.

Michael Losing 30 million A Year

You know it's bad when I gotta start talking

about Micheal Jackson, especially shit that's

weeks old. Anyway, Fox News is rehashing so,

so am I. According to them, and a stack of legal

papers, Mike is losing 30 million a year.

Losing 30!? Can I get one?

Da Brat Looking Crackish At LisaRaye's Surprise Birthday Party

LisaRaye looks great though

Gives Dip Set A Whole New Meaning

Exactly what is it that you're dipping into

these days, Cam?

Cam'ron of Dip-Set looking MIGHTY suspect

with his arm around this ambiguous little dude.

Lifted from bossip

Anybody Know This Chick Standing Next To Jim Jones?

That was the question posed on Lipstick Alley

and this was the answer:

Jim's girl Crissy..From Harlem, used to mess with

D from RuffRyders,

Puff and anyone else who has money and can take care of her

...At the moment it's Jim Jones.

She travels with him and he's in love

(even tho he knows her history)...she's a shady bitch.

Coltrane

September 23, 1926

July 17, 1967

More Coltrane

Did Al Leave Star?

He did according to the upper left hand corner

of the National Enquirer.

Not only did he leave, the Enquirer claims he moved

into a house with some dude outside Mannhattan.

They also said if he knows what's good for him,

he'll get his broke ass back with Star.

The Enquirer was hot this week.

They also said Whitney only served Bobby divorce papers

to shake in him up, but it backfired!

LeToya Luckett Singing Live At The MOBO's

I can not tell a lie.

I bought LeToya's cd.

I rock it all the time in my car.

But Live?

LeToya is asscheeks

Clam Bumper

Call Me Now!

Ya'll remember Miss Cleo?

She used to be on TV doing psychic readings and she

got charged by the Federal Trade Commission for

deceptive advertising, billing and collection practices.

Well, sister girl is gay and out of the closet.

That's the juiciest bit, if you want to know more

click here.

Lucy Diamonds Says 50 Ain't Got The Magic Stick. Says It's More Like A Toothpick

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

This chick gonna get famous if it kills her.

And it just might if she keep running her mouth.

Something is off with this chick, check out the interview

she did with Fresh from Crunk and Disorderly

where she calls Jay-Z the anti-Christ.

Really Lucy, it's not that serious

or....maybe it is.

Slow News Day News

Miss Jones from Hot 97 in New York is famously bitchy to female singers.

Ever wonder why Miss Jones is so mad?

Peep one of the few times she ever featured on a hook, then poof:

She was gone.

It's enough to make a bitch mad.

Miss Jones dissing Mary J Blige

Miss Jones dissing Tina Knowles

Miss Jones dissing Monica

Beyonce's Shine Wearing Off

And I thought only bloggers were sick of this chick.

These days B gettting the brush off from everywhere.

The other night she won three MOBO's in London, but since

she didn't bother to show up and collect the awards, her name

was roundly booed. Next, Blender Magazine dissed the diva

by questioning her about allegations of her daddy's orgies and

blowing 32 million on coke. To make matters worse, everybody

and they mama picking the one quote from Blender where she says,

"I make Black records" and twisting it to where it's the

equivalent of her saying "Fuck You Whitey!"

When really, she was explaining, "I write records like I speak."

The interviewer did interject that she said it indignantely,

but that was his perception, not necessarily her intention.

Beyonce was comparing herself to her character

Deena in the upcoming movie Dreamgirls, saying unlike

Deena, she doesn't compromise.

Sales from her CD, B Day dropped 70% since debuting at #1,

and if all that ain't bad enough, look at baby girl's knees.

Is Beyonce suffering from gout?

Take a rest B, it's time.

Chris Stokes Roasted On Lipstick Alley

Whenever there's nothing to talk about,

I can always count on Lipstick Alley to give me some dirt

This time they give the business to Chris Stokes

check it out

Let's just start by stating that Chris "Pedophile" Stokes did not start, discover or develop B2K. They didn't meet in a mall like they said. That was Chris' idea so that the REAL story wouldn't come out. Everyone knows how B2K really got started and who put them together because their original managers were already shopping them around to labels. Chris pulled some shady *!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&*, went behind the original managers backs and talked their parents into having the boys sign a deal with him ONLY. The parents were looking at the house they were living in (all bought with Marques' Sister Sister dough) and thought that Chris was big time but he wasn't. Chris had already been blackballed in the industry. If you speak to anybody who works in the industry, that isn't affiliated with the TUG cult, they'll tell you that NOBODY like Chris. Some of the parents had their doubts. Jarell's father wasn't cool about it until Chris made a deal with him to get points off the album (that was done on the low of course) Chris has been living off of Marques forever. The original management team knew about Chris, his shady past and business practices. They wasn't trying to get caught up in the BS that's going on right now, because they knew it would happen eventually, so they let the boys go. Omari's mom and her boyfriend at the time were slightly skeptical, especially the boyfriend, but his mom is really young. She had him when she was like 14 or 15 so all she could see was the dough her son would be making for her. As soon as her boyfriend started making waves and trying to get into Omari's business, Chris made sure he was x-ed out of the picture. Especially since Omari's mom has a thing for Chris. So that's basically how Chris got his hands on B2K. Now let me go back a little and tell you something about Chris. HE'S CRAZY. Not in a Suge Knight type-of-way, although Suge did slap his ass up in Chris' own office (how bout dat!), but in a I-have-issues-I-need-to-work-out-in-therapy sort of way. He is a David Koresh type of character. Before B2K even came along, he was this way. He, his business partner Taz and IMX (Marques, Kelton and Jerome) have lived together for years before B2K. He has a svengali type of personality. He has to approve any girl they want to talk to, where they go, what and when they eat! ARE U TRIPPIN? SOUNDS CRAZY, RIGHT? Well I BS you not, it's true. One time I remember one of the boys was out and about and decided he would get him something to snack on because he was hungry and Chris was cooking that day but the food wasn't ready yet. When Chris found out, he damn near had a heart attack and went off on him. They used to sneak around to get food because Chris believes that everyone should eat together and if you go get something to eat and don't bring nothing back for everybody, that's your a**. I know everyone has heard the stories about Chris being a pedophile. That's true as well. Somebody needs to call the DA that's on Michael Jackson's back because he could get a conviction on this case. Okay, I'll take my time with this one. Remember, Quindon? Everyone may be wondering where he is. Well he lives in Texas now and he is a born-again Christian. When he joined his church, he stood up to testify. He told his entire congregation that while his was a young boy being managed by Chris Stokes, Chris used to molest him. He spoke of a "secret group" of them (Marques Houston included) that used to jack each other off and perform oral sex on each other but no penetration. I know yall are reading this like "this person is trippin" but I have no reason to lie. I have seen this drama unfold for years. I was never told this story. I watched it play out from the time IMX was Immature (before LDB came along) until this very second. CHris had even been to court before behind a similar situation. Do your research if you want to know about that one. All this sudden success stuff you see going on with TUG and Chris Stokes are ALL THANKS TO JARELL, DREUX, MARIO and OMARI. Chris has been in the industry and nobody has wanted to mess with him but the industry already wanted B2K before Chris pulled a shady and stole them. So in order to get to B2K, they had to deal with Chris. There is over 10 years of history I could give you about that camp but there is not enough time in the world. I just wanted to say all this because B2K, all four members, are another set of victims at the hand of a sick man, Chris Stokes. The other three got smart (I am so proud of them) and Omari is being brainwashed. He's a good kid but that's what he is when it's all said and done...a kid. His momma is so money-hungry-I'll-sell-my-kids-out-for-money, including her other son, that Omari doesn't have a voice of reason in his corner. The person who should be his voice of reason is also brainwashed. Good luck Omari. To all the B2K fans, I know yall are hurt. This is the way I felt when Jodeci broke up. But everything is going to come out. Just continue to support the boys and pray for them, especially Omari, he needs it.

Ashanti, I'm Glad You Settled Your Court Case And Everything

But next time, can you do better with the hair and the clothes?

In case you didn't know, Ashanti settled a lawsuit filed against her

by a former manager.

If you give a flying rat's ass, click this link.

Denzel With Grey Hair And Swollen Knuckles

(click the pic to enlarge )

Denzel and Fab Five Freddy on the set of American Gangster

Don't Sleep With Big Kuntry

Big Kuntry's pussy quotient bout to go way down.

This dude, who ever he supposed to be, is in the

ATL either burning bitches or he got one bitch real

mad and she spreading lies about him. I read on no

less than 3 web sites where this chick sent in letters

claimng she got burnt by this cat.

Whether it's true or not, play it safe ladies.

Pass on the dick from Big Kuntry King.

I wonder why he spells his name with a Kunt?

Freudian slip?

Answers.com Is On Some Bullshit

Click this link, then read the last line of the article

under the heading Flavor of Love.

Last Week The Game Decked Rass Kass, This Week He Speaks On It

Eva Darling, Are You Trying To Tell Us Something?

America's Next Top Model winner

Eva the diva ain't holdin' em up!

Now riddle me this:

Is that other thing a chick or a tranny?

SmartenUpNas.com Has A Point

Why is Jay already shooting a video when he just

"unretired" while Nas got his album pushed back

and still has no video?

Jay keeping Nas in check the same way Europeans did Native Americans

(source)

The Boy Who Cried Rape

When the old "It wasn't me" defense don't work, you can

always say you got raped.

That's what DMX told Jamie Foster Brown in the October issue

of Sister 2 Sister Magazine. I kid you not. His wife was right

by his side corroborating the story when X was asked about

a child he fathered out of wedlock with some chick in D.C.

I guess love can conqure all. Even your own lying eyes.

(source)

Ghetto News Wire: Lucy Diamonds Outs Jay-Z's Mother

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

FYI Lucy, people wouldn't think you were bi-sexual if you

weren't so butch.

Star Looks Hungry

How long do you have to be out of work

before you can get an EBT card?

Blind Item From Lipstick Alley

A few years ago, this chick cared for her brother before he died of AIDS. About eight months ago, she started dating an actor who appeared on a popular black sitcom that has since been cancelled. Her family was impressed with him because he was a celebrity. One day, at work, she had a bad headache. That evening, she went out to dinner with the actor. After dinner, they rented a movie and returned to his house. After the movie, before they became intimate, she insisted on protection, he balked, she grabbed her coat, he relented, she stayed, and they proceeded to have sex. Afterwards, she went into his bathroom, her head was still throbbing and she opened his medicine cabinet, looking for aspirin, instead she found AIDS medications (the same her brother took before his death). She angrily confronted the actor, he tried to deny it until she threw the vials in his face. He finally confessed, saying, he probably got infected at one of the downlow parties he attends, he also told her-that he has had the virus for three years and he admitted to having unprotected sex with women and men on a constant basis. She was enraged, not only did he have the virus, he just admitted to spreading it intentionally and he confessed to bi-sexuality. She screamed, 'no wonder you didn't want to wear a condom,' he said, 'Hey, someone gave it to me.' She slapped him and stormed out the door! She got tested and was negative. She wanted to put this incident behind her but she found out, the actor was dating a black female actress. Through mutual friends, she was able to get word to the actress before the actress became intimate with him. Despite calling the "Health Department" on him, it is rumored the actor is dating an up and coming black female in the entertainment industry on the East Coast. The young lady who related this story says "A headache may have saved my life-because over time, I may have become comfortable & trusting and let my guard down by having unprotected sex with him. "This same headache may have also saved the actress's life."

Serena Dating A Married Man?

That's what it looked like to all the folks at Club Sol who

watched boxer Zab Judah's wife, Meda cuss him out and drag

him out of the VIP lounge after he arrived with Serena.

Poor Zab!

Humiliated by his wife and being sued by his baby mama.

Natassia Wright, mother of his 4 year old daughter Amissa,

is suing Zab for $100,000 in back child support.

And to make matters worse, Natassia lawyer promises if

Zab don't pay up, they're going to try to send him to jail!

(source)

No Fonzworth. Just No

Fonzworth Bentley performing at Fashion Rocks.

Dude, you were so much more entertaining as Puff's weed carrier.

Marques Houston Outed On Lipstick Alley

I read some interesting things about Marques in

a thread called "Marques Houston & Chris Stokes were

caught French Kissing" on Lipstick Alley.

Wanna hear it? Here it go:
Well it's sad to say, but Chris Stokes turned Marques

Houston out years ago. And that BS you saw on Cribs with

"Marques' red and black room"..plllleeeease! Marques and

Chris have lived and slept in the same room same bed way

before they moved out into the houses in Diamond Bar

(which by the way were purchased with B2K's money

although all of the houses are in Marques' name).

Chris and Marques argue and interact like husband and wife.

I'll let you guess which one is wifey!

Marques Houston's song "Pop That Booty" is not

an R-Kelly track like they want everyone to believe.

When R. Kelly did the Clubbin remix, he email the track

to Platinum Status (TUG's production company).

Marques uploaded all of R's sounds, stole R. Kelly's sounds

off of an MP3 file, created a beat and tried to pass it off as an

R. Kelly track. If anyone can get to R or his people, ask them about it.

Ouch!

Naked Celeb Of The Week

Hoopz doing the best she can to stretch her 15 minutes

25 My Ass!

Hate to hurt your feelings

but this chick got to be in her 30's!

Notice this Then & Now spread in Star magazine.

(click to enlarge)

Everybody else has an exact date but B got a circa date!

Hmmmmm.

Nas's Baby Mama Is Delusional

Poor thing!

Carmen Bryan thinks she was in a relationship with

Nas, Jay-Z, Puffy and Allen Iverson, when

in reality she was just being passed around.

It's sick how she starts calling Jay, "SC" (short for Shawn Carter)

saying he wanted her to leave Nas for him.

Does she know the lyrics to Supa Ugly?

In one of the biggest battles in hip-hop history

Jay-Z raps about leaving condoms on Destiny's car seat and

says, "You was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch!"

We have Superhead to thank for this nonsense

because of course, Carmen has a book out.

Beyond Ghetto

Why Is My Gaydar Going Off?

Maybe it's the show tunes and the jazz hands.

The Revenge Of B.O.R.P

Remember when I told ya'll about Tariq Nasheed airing out

Lipstick Alley? Well revenge is a bitch.

The chicks on LSA started a thread called

"Anyone got info on Tariq Naheed?"

and the tea got spilled. Where's what they said:

Him and Billy Blanks had something goin on back in 2001.

That he fucked one of those Xscape chicks,

not Tiny or Kandi tho..and he let her pee on him..I HEARD, i dont

know if its true or not, and that was way before the Billy situation.

His head shaped like a police badge..his tapeline is all wrong.

Real talk, he has the smallest dick I've ever seen in my life.

I met him in college and we went out on a few dates and he was

telling me how he appreciates a beautiful educated black sister and

how he really wanted a future with me and how we could be

the “power black couple”. One night after dating for

4 months, we went to this theatre gig in Pasadena and afterwards

we were making out at and one thing led to another. I was disgusted

after seeing what he had to work with and I guess my

disappointment was written all over my face because things were

not the same after. He got upset and started ranting about

relationships and how “black woman ain’t shit”.

It completely caught me off guard when he began to tell me how

black woman only want a meal ticket and how because

I’m lighter than most sisters I will do better than most…but that

it’s only because I’m light. Mind you I have my MBA and I worked

damn hard for it! Anyways 2 years later I was in the Beverly Center

and saw him with a Becky. The girl I was with knew the Becky

but didn’t know he and I had a past. She was like let me say

hello and explained that the Becky with him was

his baby momma. I was floored!

He is tacky and a fat compulsive liar!

He believes that many black women are gold diggers....

he is pissed because his fake ass aint got no gold for a real true women to dig!

He is very negative...and most of all....WACK!

Well Damn!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

Let's Close Out Ghetto Week With A Girl Fight

In this corner wearing the black dress and come fuck me

stare, we have R&B and Snap singer, Monica.

In the other corner, wearing a white

newsboy cap and the I ain't got no man glare,

is New York Hot 97 radio DJ, Miss. Jones.

For years Monica was the darling of Atlanta R&B

with her soulful records filled with young girl anthems

and moving ballads.

Miss Jones, on the other hand, is primarily known for

being a nasty bitch on the radio.

Recently these two when head to head.

check out the exchanges

First Miss Jones

Now, Monica's response

Monica, email me so I can stamp your hood pass for the classic line:

"No, we cain't take Air Tran to New York, we got to ride cause

we cain't get on the plane with what I'm bringing, Ok?"

Kelis Had A Surprise Party For Nas And All The Players Came

Tracey Morgan must have heard it was ghetto week on RWS.

What other reason is a grown man walking around with no

shirt on for?

And Nas get's a special ghetto shout out for chiefin' at the party.

Look close, that is a blunt between his fingers right?

Check out more pics from Nas's birthday bash

here and here

What Ya'll Think About Common's Father?

In keeping with our ghetto theme, let's talk about Common's daddy.

The Denver Post ran a story about Common's pops, Lonnie Lynn,

an ex-Denver Rocket. Aparently, in the 70's, Common's daddy

had a short lived b-ball career, then started using drugs after he got

cut from the team. Lonnie claims he stopped using after

his infant son, Common, looked him in the eyes, giving pops

the distinct feeling the baby knew his daddy was a drug addict.

It didn't stop him from moving to Denver and leaving

Common and his mama after the boy turned six, though.

Anyway, from then on, he tried to visit his son twice a year

and called him every Saturday.

Fast forward.

Lonnie is on hard times with a sixteen year old son.

The house he lived in for 21 years was just foreclosed on.

Common offered to pay rent for a year on pop's new apartment

which he refused, in hopes Common would ride in at last minute

and buy the house back from the bank. Didn't happen.

Common says, "Things aren't always what they appear to be.

I help when I can."

Lonnie has six other kids.

Is it Common's responsiblity to take care of his father?

(source)

Peachez Getto Fried Chicken

In honor of Allen Iverson's Mama, I now pronounce this

"Ghetto Week" on RWS.

For the rest of this week nothing but ghetto

Whitney Finally Leaves Bobby

Whitney Houston is back ya'll!

She's divorcing Bobby Brown and in the studio

recording a new CD with Clive Davis.

It's been a long time since we've seen a clear eyed Whitney

and I must say, it's good to have her back.

Let's just hope crack didn't ruin her pipes.

Allen Iverson's Ghetto Ass Mama

I Wonder If Heaven Got A Ghetto

I'm Just Saying

Is it cool for Chili to kiss her son Tron in the mouth like that?

Oedipus Complex, anyone?

Nas Is So Secure

How else can you explain his wife being in the news connected to

other dudes all the time, and them still being tight? Last month

on the radio, Wendy Williams confronted Kelis about reports of

her dancing all up on a group of dudes and leaving the club with them.

Kelis said, "that sounds like something I would do. But all my male

friends are gay so, Nas don't care about that stuff."

I wonder what Nas has to say about reports in today's

New York Daily News about Kelis and Carmen Electra

giving Damon Dash a sexy close dance?

Nas might want to talk to Richie Akvia about Dame.

(source)

DMX Ain't Getting It Like Jay Z Getting It

DMX bitchin' to Vibe magazine bout Jay Z wearing flip flops.

"Real thugs don't wear flip flops" he says.

They do smoke a little crack rock though, right X?

The Dog says it's all Beyonce's fault, calling Hov a sucker for love. Maybe if DMX's wife, Tashera, looked more like Beyonce and less like DMX,

he wouldn't be so hard pressed to understand the whip appeal. Plus, I bet Tashera don't got no extra coochie under her arm like B!

How you gon beat a chick with two coochies?

Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed Clowns Lipstick Alley

Somebody on Lipstick Alley created a myspace page

decicated to a thread called B.O.R.P.

B.O.R.P stands for Beyonce Overload Recovery Progam.

K Flex tears the Myspace page apart and some of the friends on it.

If you can get past a dude who keeps smacking his lips, it's pretty amusing.

Check it out

When I went back to Lipstick Alley B.O.R.P was gone.

Questions About What Really Happened At The Pentagon

44 clips

World Trade Center hit from 44 different cameras

50 Getting Arrested Video Footage

Watch video of the arrest here.

Traffic cops weren't playing this week.

The other night Paris Hilton was in cuffs, now it's 50 Cent.

50 got pulled over in Manhattan for making an unsafe

lane change in his chrome Lamborgini. Once they got him,

cops found he had no license, no tags and no insurance.

Why Fif driving without insurance?

That's some real ghetto shit.

Cops on the scene say he refused to show

ID, insisting, "Ya'll know who I am."

Yeah, inmate # 94R6378

(source)

Cloudy With A Chance Of Cockroaches

Investigative Journalism Gets Gangsta

Whitney Houston Battles Crack Rock

This web site called Daily Sleaze posted an animation

of Whitney battling a piece of crack.

Shit's lame as hell.

But wasn't Whitney a cute baby?

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What do Liza Minelli, David Gest,

Michael Vick and Dennis Rodman have in common?
Herpes!

Yeah, I know this is old news,

but today in the New York Daily, they said

David Gest was suing Liza Minelli for non disclosure because

she didn't tell him she had the nasty women's disease

before they got married. The Daily News

went on to name other celebs who have

itchy genitals and Michael and Dennis's names came up.

Now, to gross you out further,

here's a picture of Da Brat kissing David Gest in the mouth.

Not a good look. Not a good look at all.

(source)

No Charges In The Sex Choke Hold Case

Did you hear about that girl in Milwalkee who

went to police because LaTrell Sprewell choked her

during sex? She says they were on his boat having

consensual relations when he started choking her. She says she

fought him off, he took her back to shore and and drove

her home. She later admitted herself to an assualt treatment center

and they took pictures of some bruises on her neck.

Police searched Sprewell's boat and he submitted to a DNA test,

but no charges are being filed, because after a long talk with the

alleged victim, veteran sex crimes prosecutor Miriam Falk said she

wouldn't be able to prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt.

So choking is part of sex for Latrell?

If I was coah Carlesimo, I'd be trying to file rape charges !

What's the statute of limitations on that?

(source)

Richie Akiva Ripping Off Dame?

Remember that one time I told you about

Damon Dash's former BFF Richie Akiva and how Richie said

Dame ain't his boy no more 'cause he failed the

drunk girlfriend test, and how Richie owned that hot

club in New York called Butter? Well, one of Butter's investors is

suing Richie for 7.5 milion dollars, claiming Rich and his

other partner, Scott Sartiano, are skimming money from Butter.

The guy says he put up 1.5 million bucks and hasn't seen a penny

in profits. He also claims the other "face" of Butter, Sartiano put up

less than $100,000.00 for the venture.

What does this have to do with Damon Dash? He's an investor, too.

If a guy who put 1.5 mil hasn't seen a dime,

I wonder how much Damon dropped?

(source)

P Diss

Hip Hop For The Revolution

Mos Def was arrested last week for performing on the street outside the

MTV video music awards.

Thanks to YouTube, the revolution will be televised.

Tony Braxton and Mike Tyson? I'm Going To Vegas!

Has it really come to this?

Has Mike Tyson been reduced to a sideshow?

Remember when his fights would be over in like, 5 minutes?

These days, if you want to see Iron Mike, he's sparring for cash

in the lobby at the Alladin Hotel in Las Vegas.

40 year old Mike says he's broke and this is the only way to

pay the bills since his boxing license got revoked.

I guess when you're broke and washed up,

Vegas is the place to go.

And speaking of broke and washed up,

get tickets for Toni Braxton's Vegas show here.

Anyway

Mike calls his life a waste. Well I beg to dif.

Check out Mike in his prime.

Bungalow 8 Got A Tough Door

How exclusive is Bungalow 8?

Neither Puffy nor Paris could get in for the VMA after party!

Didn't Puff shout out Bungalow 8 in the Welcome to Atlanta remix?

Gadam! He don't get no respect at all!

(source)

kelis

Naked celeb of the week

It Sucks To Be The Side Line Hoe

Russell Simmons girlfriend Denise Vasi got the

bum's rush the other night at the club Tao VMA after party.

Why, you ask?

Because Russell's WIFE, Kimora Lee was on her way in the club!

Snitches claim Tao club owner Noah Tepperberg grabbed

Denise by the arm and practically shoved her out the side door!
Now that's fabulosity!

(source)

Jacque, Did You Get Fired Again?

There's a lot of controversy surrounding Jacque Reid

and her place on the Steve Harvey morning radio show.

Is she fired? Well, his former co-host Miss Strawberry

is taking her place for the time being and Jacque has

been instructed not to talk about her employement.

Jacque went from CNN to BET to being on the radio

with Steve, and now this.

Jacque, you know they're looking for a black

chick on The View right?

(source)

Monica, Explain Please

Actually, there's a perfectly good explaination for

Monica gettin caught out there like this.

You can read all about it in her interview with Angel.La at

Concrete Loop

Blind Item

Which rapper who's unco-operative with cops is also uncooperative with cocktail waitresses?

He doesn't like to tip!
He also ain't platinum after 11 weeks on the chart!

(source)

Is Mya Thick Or Fat?

I really need to know, cause I really would

like to cut back a few days at the gym and if

this is acceptable...... then hell, super size my fries!

Suge Knight's Killer Dance Moves

Is this a move Suge Knight learned in jail?
And why is the chick trying to act like Suge choking the shit out of her and pulling on her weave is part of the dance? She all pulling on his arm trying to breath, and look at the dude standing next to Suge laughing!

Got Damn Copy Cat!

Just when I try to like this heffa, she go and make me look stupid.

OK, I understand biting Janet Jackson's

whole Rythm Nation routine but Britney Spears?

Fuck outta here with that!

Mr. Biggs Going To The Big House

Ron Isley has been sentenced to 3 years in Federal

prison for tax evasion. He's also been orderd to

pay the IRS 3.1 million dollars.

Ron failed to pay taxes on gigs he did

between 1976 and 1996. Ron also pocketed

unreported income by cashing his late brother O'Kelly's

royalty checks. The judge in the case said Isley engaged in

"pervasive, long-term, pathological" evasion

of federal taxes.

Damn, she called him pathological.

(source)

I'v Been Sitting Here All Day

trying to figure out a way to hate on this bitch...

I give up

LL Blasts Jay Z

Backstage at the MTV Video Music Awards,

LL Cool J put Jay-Z on blast. He was overheard griping,

"Def Jam needs to be a better promoter of hip hop,"

when asked about Def Jam's CEO, he says,

"I think Jay-Z does a very good job...of promoting Jay-Z,"

Oooooooooo!
Back in the day, LL used to be one of the best battle rappers

and Jay Z is back in the studio..........

(source)

Beyonce Sucked So Hard At The VMAs

I dare you to say she didn't!

Beat Down Princess

She needs to be trying to sell that outfit she has on.

Beat down princess, Christina Millian wants you

to know, even though she's selling clothes on

eBay, she's not broke. She claims the money

will be donated to charity.

Umm, o.k. Christina, whatever you say.

It just seems like she would have made that

announcement first. You know, to generate more

publicity and more money for these unamed charities.

Funny how she becomes so charitable, when it seems she

might be the one needing money.

After being dropped from Def Jam and appearing

in the summer dud Pulse, it kinda makes you

wonder where her next pay check is coming from.

Oh right, eBay!