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Monday, October 30, 2006

Gillie Da Kid Behind Photo Leak

Gillie had the Internet going nuts
last week.
This the guy who leaked the
Lil Wayne /Baby kiss picture.
According to Miss Info, Gillie
released the photo saying he'd rather
be a studio slave than a sex slave.
If you ain't up on the Gillie / Cash Money
beef, Gillie likes to say he wrote for Weezy
and Baby retaliated by calling Gillie a
studio slave, saying he be dropping verses
for free. Gillie responded with the gay
allegations against Wayne and Baby and finally
released the picture that Miss Info says is
a screen cap from an old video.
Go sit down Gillie.
But before you do, tell us how you really feel.

Richard Pryor's Kids Contesting The Will

Richard's daughter Elizabeth wants a judge to rule her
late father's will illegal. In the last will, signed shortly before
his death, Richard left the bulk of his estate to his wife
Jennifer, nulling an earlier will that split his estate between
his kids. Jennifer had been divorced from Richard for 19
years, but remarried him 4 years before he died.

I Almost Never Talk About Nicole Richie

'cause then I'd have to start talking about
Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton,
and I just......whatever.
Anyway, Nicole passed out in the club last
night, had to be carried out and everything.
You know, it's always that,
"lemme get one more hit"
that fucks you up.

Lauryn Hill Likes To Keep 'em Waiting

I know ya'll seen these crazy pictures of Lauryn last week,
they go along with some crazy behavior.
She kept the crowd at the American Express Starwood
Preferred Guest Card private party waiting for over an hour,
then she wouldn't get off the stage. She was supposed to sing
for 30 minutes but stayed on for 90.
They finally had to turn the house lights on her ass.

Yaaay!

Looking good is the best revenge
F U Bobby Brown!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Young B And DJ Webstar Involved In Halloween Party Shooting?

The cops want to talk to Young B and DJ Webstar
about a Harlem Halloween party where a 13 year
old girl was shot. People on the scene told cops
Young B got into it with some girls at the party
shortly before the shooting. Supposedly B told the
girls their jackets were old and dirty. Though
witnesses say Webstar and Young B were at
the party, management for the duo deny it.
In case you have no idea who I'm talking about
watch Young B and DJ Webstar's inane video
Chicken Noodle Soup



Saturday, October 28, 2006

If Luke Can Sue 50Cent JJ Fad Should Sue Fergie

JJ Fad Supersonic
Fergie Fergalious

Uncle Luke Got Played

You know damn well the only reason 50 cent was said
"It's ya birthday", is because of Uncle Luke.
A judge in Miami dismissed the copyright infringment
suit Luke brought against 50 Cent for saying "it's ya birthday"
at the beginning of "In Da Club".
The judge ruled the phrase a "common, unoriginal, and
noncopyrightable element of the song" and not
entitled to copyright protection.

Jay Z Says He Out Grew Damon Dash

Jay Z finally speaks about his break up with Damon
Dash and Roc A Fella Records.
What a shrewd business man Jay is. He decides to talk
just in time for his new cd release. LL Cool J said J
was good at promoting J, and about that diss L slung at J.
Jay wants to know what else he could have done
to promote LL's cd. He said he gave him two videos, what
else did he want?
Anyway,
About Damon Dash and Roc A Fella
Jay says, he was offered 20 million to leave Roc A Fella two
years before he actually did it. Ultimately, he says the partnership just
wasn't what it once was, and talks about it on his new cut Lost Ones.
Listen to it here.
Whatever. I don't see Jay and Dame making up any time soon.

Proof Shooter Gets Time Served And $2000 fine

Mario Etheridge, the man who shot and killed Proof,
was sentenced to time served and a $2000 fine.
Mario was convicted of a carrying a concealed weapon
and discharging a firearm inside a building.
My Detroit people keep telling me the situation
didn't go down like it was reported, but my only
question is why haven't any of Proof's boy's spoken out?

Friday, October 27, 2006

Snoop Should Just Stay Away From Airports

Snoop Dogg was arrested today at the
Bob Hope Airport in Southern California.
Cops stopped Snoop for a parking code violation,
searched his car and found weed and weapons.
Just last week Snoop got in trouble for trying to
take a collapsible metal baton on a flight.

Somebody Was Trying To Blackmail Carmelo Anthony?

I've never heard this before, but apparently
there's a dude from the Bronx who just got
sentenced 18 months to 3 years for trying to
blackmail Carmelo Anthony to the tune of
1.25 million dollars. The guy had a video tape of
Carmello in a bar fight over his girlfriend.
They didn't name La La, but I guess that's who
he was fighting over. Ain't she supposed to be
pregant? Anybody seen her belly?
The chickens on Lipstick Alley doubt it's
his baby anyway. But hey, that's just gossip.
Anyway
The dude, Santos Joubert, supposed to told Carmello's
people, "I'm from the ghetto. I have a criminal record.
I'm going to do what I have to do to get my family out the ghetto."
Damn, Santos, trade school wasn't an option?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Just In Time For Halloween

New Gnarls Barkley

Hong Kong Do Not Care About Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert was cancelled
because of poor ticket sales and Mariah's unreasonble
demands. The fuckers didn't release the demand information
so let's just assume she wanted ecstasy, condoms and fried chicken!

Nobody Wants Dennis Rodman's Ass

Dennis Rodman auctioned himself off on Ebay
for a date in Vegas on Halloween night and not one
person was willing to place the $7,500 minimum bid.
Duh.
It's like, why pay for Herpes when you can get it for free?

(source)

Weezy And Baby Sitting In A Tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Shaq, You Are Not A Cop

But he acts like one.
Shaquille O'Neal and the Virginia County Sheriffs
served a warrant and raided the wrong house
in a child pornography sting. The dude they raided
said he was taunted, hand cuffed and lead through
his house at gun point while the cops ransacked
his crib. Turns out, the Internet service provider gave
the cops the wrong IP address, leading to the wrong
physical address. But your boy Shaq, in true cop fashion,
when asked if he'd taken part in the raid, lied and said
"It wasn't me."

Happy Birthday Bootsy Collins

Too young to remember?
click here.

Ginuwine + Janet Jackson = Ciara



Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Have You Been Wondering "Where's Naomi Campbell?"

Well wonder no more!
Little Miss Naomi, has been arrested in
London for scracthing up her drug counselor!

Flav Got A Baby On The Way?

What the hell?
You mean to tell me in real life,
not just for TV, chicks wanna get with Flav?
According to Vibe Confidential, Flav told
Tom Joyner he got a baby on the way in Las Vegas

Wanna See Yung Joc Get A Skanky Lap Dance?




I just don't understand.
Once you go platinum, can't you afford a
better grade of stripper? I mean damn,
this look like somebody's mama!

Foxy Gets Three Years Probation

Yesterday a judge sentenced Foxy Brown to 3 years
probation, anger management classes and random drug
testing in the assault case she caught for wrecking two
manicurists in 2004.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Gays In The UK Are Different Than Gays In Jamaica

Dancehall star Beenie Man explains
why his music is not really homophobic.
See, according to him, gays in Jamaica are
also pedofiles, and the term batty just refers
to a man who likes sex up the rear, but might be
married with a wife and kids. In one Beenie
Man song he sings, "I'm dreaming of a
new Jamaica come to execute all the gays."
Ummm, ok.
He's taking no-homo to a whole new level.

No Interviews Or Videos For C Murder

Damn, all that good house arrest going to waste!
C-Murder got a new cd to promote while awaiting trial
on a murder charge but the judge on the case won't allow
C to be interviewed or shoot any videos, citing the
case's gag order. C's label, Columbia says
the music will just have to speak for itself.

Kim Osorio Wins 15 Million From The Source

I guess we should be looking for that Benzino / Osorio
diss record any day now.
You know Dave Mays and Ray Benzino are hot right now.
Kim won her sexual harassment suit against them, and
the judge ordered them to pay almost twice what
she was asking!
Pic from NahRight

Is He Serious

Why do people keep thinking they can
take weapons on planes? You can bearly get
toothpaste on board these days.
Anyway,
Snoop was stopped in a California airport
last month trying to get a collapsible metal
baton onto a New York bound flight.
Snoop says it was a prop for a movie and
though he was not arrested, procecutors
are considering charges.

If Foxy Don't Show Up In Court Today, Her Ass Going To Jail

Yesterday, Fox Boogie was supposed to be in court
for a sentencing hearing, from when she pleaded guilty to
attacking a manicurist, but she didn't go
claiming she got several teeth pulled. The judge
wasn't going for it. Fox gotta show up today or she
gonna find herself spending a year in jail.
Foxy! If you thinking about doing jail time to
increase record sales, don't do it!
Just like having a baby to keep a man,
that shit don't work!

Is This Trey Songz?

Now, you know MediaTakeOut be on some bullshit
sometimes, but....this really do look like Trey Songz
and that really do look like a man's hand, or a girl
with manly hands. Maybe it's just a picture of a
girl brading his hair, or sitting on his back playing.
You tell me what it look like.

Fugitive Wesley Snipes Shooting Film In Namibia

Every since last week the magic question has been
"Where is Wesley Snipes?"
Well, Mr. "I Don't Pay My Taxes" turned up in
the South African country, Namibia. He's shooting
some kind of cowboy horror flick called Gallowwaker.
Namibia doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.
so Wesley don't have to come back, if he don't want too, but
I wonder how he got in Namibia in the first place.
Remember last year when he was stopped in Johannesburg
using a fake South African passport? Isn't that against the law?
I'm starting to think this guy played one too many action heroes.
Anyway,
I've been trying to find out how Wes got in this tax trouble in
the first place. Was it an accountant who stole his money?
Mis-management of funds? Nope, none of that.
Wesley was involved with The Guilding Light of God.
Sounds like a church right? Not according to the IRS.
They raided the Guilding Light of God back in Feburary
2004. Apparently this group will help you fake your taxes
and Wesley Snipes is was one of their clients.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Surprise Surprise Teddy Riley's MySpace Marriage Didn't Work Out

You heard me.
This fool married somebody he met on MySpace.
The union lasted less than two months and
according to Jawn Murray, the chick's name is
Melinda Santiago and she used to date Tyrese until he
dumped her after finding Usher's name tattooed on her hip!

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out.

Lil Wayne making it rain at the Morgan State concert

Note To Lil Kim

Not a good idea to cut the make-up artist from your budget.
Click to enlarge for a 3D effect!

Khia Wins

This rap beef goes all the way back to earlier this summer
but it ends here. Khia disses the fuck out Jacki-O.
Listen to both, but only Khia's is worth it.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

This isn't The First Time Isaiah Washington Kicked Somebody's Ass On Set

Last week Isaiah Washington got into a
scuffle with fellow actor Patrick Dempsey
on the set of Grey's Anatomy.
Well, according to this week's National Enquirer
this isn't the first time Isaiah lost his temper and turned
violent. The Enquirer interviewed costumer Bryan Birge
who worked with Isaiah on the set of "High Incident".
Bryan was in charge of making sure clothes look the same
in each scene and says when he tried to fix Isaiah's shirt,
he screamed, "Get away from me!", then grabbed him by
the throat and choked him, picked him up and threw him
over a couch and hurled himself on top of him. Luckily,
Bryan says, just as Isaiah pulled his fist back to strike him,
someone caught him by the arm before he could
land the punch. Bryan put a restraining order out
on Isaiah, but he continuously violated it until
Bryan called the cops on him. Isaiah was handcuffed
and taken away from the set in a sqaud car.
The Enquirer also said the show's producers were
looking at Boris Kodjoe as a possible replacement
for Isaiah's character, on Gray's.
Damn, somebody need's some anger manangement.

Hoopz Says No To HIV Rumors

Hoopz was on V103 in Atlanta with Frank Ski
and Wanda addressing the AIDS rumors.
Listen to it here.
Try not to laugh out loud when she refers
to herself as an entertainer.

Deelishis on 106 and Park Singing To Flav


Damn if she don't act like she really love Flav.
Them Detroit girls be gaming!
Say what you want about Deelishis, but she playing the
whole "get famous off Flav" gig way better than Hoopz.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Weezy Banned At Morgan State

During a Morgan State homecoming concert
Lil Wayne's entourage toss $10 an $20 dollar bills
into the sold out crowd. Chaos ensues as the
broke ass college kids surge to the stage.
Two women are injured and another faints in
the stampede. Baltimore officials are
condsidering pressing charges against Wayne.
So these fools be making it rain, at concerts?
And I thought they only did that in strip clubs.

Since Nobody Got Caught Fucking Up Today......

Let's play count the fat rolls.
How many rolls of fat do you see
on Mariah Carey's back?

Friday, October 20, 2006

Fabolous Boys Caught On Tape Snatching Telfair's Chain

Please tell me these cats aren't this stupid.
So, when Fab got shot the other night, it
was in retaliation for snatching a chain?
According to reports and video, Fab's boys snatched
Boston Celtic Sebastian Telfair's chain off his neck in
front of Justin's, then went inside and laughed about it.
A chain worth $50,000.
Aren't you supposed to run after you snatch somebody's
chain? Anyway, Telfair made a call, and Fab got plugged.
Wow. These guys watch way too much T.V.

Jermaine Dupri Quits Virgin Records

Or was he fired?
Either way, Jermaine is no longer
head of Urban Music at Virgin.
Jermaine has been very vocal about his displeasure
with Virgin and their marketing of girlfriend
Janet Jackson's latest cd 20 Y.O.
Did JD pitch a hissy fit and quit, or did
he get dropped for spending more than he made?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I Don't Know About You, But I Can't Wait

Tomorrow night at 11:30 on VH1
The Wendy Williams Experience is coming on!
I know a lot of people say they hate Wendy,
but I ain't one of 'em! I love her big mouth,
I love that she'll out anybody with a "How you doing?"
but most of all
I love her fearlessness.
Do ya thang Wendy!

Toni Braxton Can't Take It

Last month, during her Las Vegas stage show, Toni Braxton
revealed her son Diezel had been diagnosed austistic.
Now reports claim Toni recently ran off stage in tears
after dedicating a song to her son.
Might be time to cancel that Vegas engagement
and work on healing. Keep Toni in your prayers.

Shameless Attention Whore

What the heck is OJ thinking?
This week's National Enquirer reports OJ was
paid 3.5 million dollars to write about the murders
of his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman.
But dig this.
The book is supposed to be "hypothetical" and it's
gonna be called "If I did it". His descriptions
of the killings are said to be chillingly realistic.
OJ must be on drugs.
Of course because of double jeopardy laws, he can't be
tried again for the crimes, but what about his kids?
Doesn't he care how this is going to effect them?
I never noticed how much OJ was smirking when
he tried that bloody glove on.

Things Ain't Right In New Orleans

This is a picture of Priestess Miriam. She runs the
Voodoo Spiritual Temple and Cultural Center in
the French Quarter in New Orleans.
This week police made a grisley discovery in the apartment
above Priestess Miriam's shop. A man strangled his girlfriend,
cut her head off, cooked it in a pot, baked her arms and legs
and put her torso in the refrigerator. He later committed suicide
jumping from the seventh floor of the Omni Royal hotel.
There's some restless spirits down in New Orleans.
Somebody need to get down there and do a cleansing.

What's Left To See, Vida?

(click to enlarge)
Everybody's favorite video ho
(4 years ago)
is releasing a DVD
called "Vida Guerra Exposed".
You tell me.
What haven't we seen, Vida?
We saw your hacked Sidekick
We've seen you cock it open for Playboy
You've been in every men's mag...Twice!
What's gonna be on the DVD? full on Intercourse?
Anyway
The DVD is supposed to be the prequel to
Vida's singing debut on Take It In The Face Records.
No, I'm kidding, the lable is called In Ya Face,
but Vida probably did take it in the face to get signed!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Detroit Streets Say Deelishis Baby Daddy Is.......

1990 first round draft pick Derrick Coleman.
Hold up! The plot thickens.
Sources say Mr. Coleman
is more than a little pissed about Deelishis's
little tongue slip. You see, according to Detroit
city streets, Miss Deelishis and her daughter
supposed to been a cheating affair.
Sources claim Derrick is a married man and
although he does take care of the little girl,
he's not entirely sure she's his.
And those scars Deelishis likes to flaunt?
She got 'em in a car accident and guess who
was driving? According to hair salon talk,
none other than Mr. Derrick Coleman.
By the way, they say his wife only recently found
out Deelishish was in the car that night.
And if you listen to the so-called "friends", who
like to talk real loud about Deelishis in a certain Detroit
hair salon, we can expect a Hoopz like switch on Flav
anyday now. Them Detroit girls shore got game,
a little missguided maybe, but whatever.
So check it,
this is just hair salon talk
take it with with a grain of salt
and please remember
when repeating this gossip
Rhymes With Snitch is for entertainment
puposes only.


Old T Tries To Pull Another Power Move

You old heads remember this 1988 Album cover
featuring Ice T's baby mama Darlene.
Well get ready for the geriatric rapper's
newest cd cover featuring his frankenbitch,CoCo.
Except where Darlene was "tastefully" covered
with some dental floss, CoCo is shown fully
nude drapping her leg over Ice's little man
while he lies in bed naked on his back.

EEEEEWWWWW!

They Don't Call It The Cracker Barrel For Nothing

Comedians Chris and Tony Rock's mama
is pissed off at the Cracker Barrell resturant
in Murrells Inlet S.C.
Rose Rock says she and her daughter were made
to wait over 30 minutes for service while white
patrons all around her were served. She's so upset
she's gotten Al Sharpton to help file a class action
lawsuit against the resturant chain.
The Cracker Barrel is no stranger to these
sorts of allegations. In 2004 they settled a suit
that charged them with segregating customers
by race and providing preferential treatment
to white customers.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Latest Celebrity Couple To Adopt An African Baby

That's the only way I believe Eddie Murphy and Mel B are
having a kid. After a whirlwind 3 month courtship and a much
photographed blended family vacation, the latest Internet buzz have
these two expecting a bundle of joy. Whatev. Jamie Foster Brown
already revealed in the November isssue of Sister 2 Sister magazine
that Johnny Gill was on that vacation, too. And that's funny
because we've all seen pictures from that vacation. We saw Mel,
we saw the kids, but we sure as hell didn't see any Johnny Gill.
Papers from across the pond already have Mel B hugged up with
a new guy and going nuts after being caught by reporters.
Maybe Mel B is preggers, that don't mean it's Eddie's baby.
Besides, why would either risk unprotected sex with the other?
I mean, wasn't Mel B the slutty spice? And if you believe the
rumors about Eddie Murphy.....I'm just saying!

Wesley Snipes Indicted On Tax Evasion Charges

Move over Ron Isley, Wesley Snipes is coming to keep you company.
Wesley has been charged with 8 counts of tax evasion.
According to court documents, Wes hasn't paid taxes in
six years and owes the IRS nearly 12 million dollars.
Each count carries a maximum 5 year sentence.

Puffy's Pathetic Ploy To Push Press Play

Seems like everytime Puff mentions his new cd Press Play
he has to mention Jennifer Lopez. There's a song that talks
about his affair with Jennifer, then he said he was never in
love with her, and now he's saying his baby mama and long
time girlfriend Kim Porter never sweated Jen. Puff says Kim
was like, "Ah you're playing yourself running around with your
little Pureto Rican girlfriend, you'll be back." Puff even had the
nerve to say the reason him and Jen broke up was because he
couldn't give her the level of commitment she wanted. Diddy
was like, every guy who dated her wanted to marry her,
but not him. Seems to me like she wanted to marry
every guy she dated except Piddy. But that's just me.
To put the icing on his pathetic little cake, Puff said he ain't
about to marry Kim. He did say whenever he does get married
it will be to her, but if I was Kim, I wouldn't hold my breath.
Question:
If Jen so wasn't the one who got away,
why can't you stop talking about her?

Fabolous Shot And Arrested


Rapper Fabolous was shot in the leg early Tuesday

in a Manhattan parking garage.

Fab and three other guys were in the garage when

a guy approached them and open fire. Fab and his boys

dipped out and and were caught by cops holding

unregistered burners. Fab is in stable condition

and under arrest.

(source)

Monday, October 16, 2006

Banned On YouTube


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Question Of The Hour

Who is Deelishis baby daddy?
New York, you should have listened to your mama
I know I said I wasn't watching Flavor of Love, but I
couldn't help it! Did you see New York cuss Flav ass out?

These Are My Favorite Pictures From Ashanti's Surprise Birthday Party At Tao

I like this one because Nelly looks so bored and
Ashanti looks so happy and that girl in the background
looks like Nelly's real girlfriend and she's pissed off
because she has to stay in her lane.

I like this one because even though it was a surprise party,

it looks like Ashanti is the only person who dressed up.

It's like she surprised her friends with a party for herself.

I got my hands on a partial guest list from the party

and nobody from Murder Inc was on the list.

hmmmmmmmmm

Want more? click here.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Game Must Be On That Ish

How else can you explain his wacky behavior lately?
One minute he's extending an olive branch to 50 Cent
and the next minute he's making statments like:

"When (50 Cent) looks at himself in the mirror at home he probably drops tears 'cos no matter what he does I'm flat out better than him. G-Unit is dead as a brand. People just aren't into wearing their stuff anymore because I came out and dismantled their whole crew, record label and a group. God bless him and his whole crew because I'm gonna get money and I'm gonna stump a hole in their f**king face until they're finished."
Is he serious?

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Ching Chong Slut

Kim Osorio, on the left, tesified in court that
Raymond "Benzino" Scott refered to Miss Info
of Hot 97 radio as a ching chong slut and said Info spent
her Source internship "on her knees". In case you don't know,
Kim used to be the editor of The Source magazine
before Benzino and Dave Mays lost control of it. Now Kim's
suing Zino for sexual harrasment and tesitmony is heating up.
Kim says Benzino told her he fucked Trina, Lil Kim and
Foxy Brown and said Ashanti had a fat pussy.
Kim also testified that porno and raunchy pictures
dominated the offices of The Source.
Big suprise!
I mean, it is a hip hop mag.
Hasn't Kim seen any hip hop videos?
What did she expect? My only question is:
How come this trial ain't on Court TV?

Friday, October 13, 2006

Good Lord, Look At Lil Scrappy's Mama

This is Lil Scrappy's mama all hugged up with
Young Jeezy. Is there some law that says rapper's
mamas gotta wear blonde wigs, catsuits and have arm
tattoos? You and I both know this could just as easily be
P Diddy's mama Janice Combs, but I at least
I've never seen Janice's arm pit hair.

Wayne, Don't Be Surprised When She Ask Where The Cash At

I'm not one to see a picture of two people together
and assume they're a couple, but the latest Internet
chatter linking Solange and Lil Wayne makes sense.
Wayne wants to be Jay Z and Solange wants to be Beyonce
so why shouldn't these two hook up?
Question:
What ever happend to Solange's husband?

R Kelly Trial Starts Today

After four long years, R Kelly is finally going to trial
for pissing on that little girl on video.
I wonder if he's going to stick to the story
that it was his brother on that tape and not him?
You know the judge is allowing the tape into
evidence? I say R is fucked, because I saw the
tape and it's clearly him. What always struck
me as strange about that tape
(other than the pedophileness of it)
was, first of all, it's a compilation of girls getting
the bone from R, but the underage one is the
only one he pissed on. I guess those older
chicks weren't going for that shit. One girl
from the tape even sued R for invasion of
privacy. I think what's really going to sink R
is that his former protege Sparkle , has already
said the girl on the tape is her niece.

DMX

I don't even have to make up a caption.
When you see DMX you know it's something crazy.
Remember when DMX said that girl raped him, and
that's how he had a child outside his marriage, and his
wife Tashira act like she believed it? Well, that chick who
did the raping is suing DMX for defamation. I guess now
that she's been branded a rapist, it's hard for her to get dates.
Monique Wayne is asking for 2 million dollars plus attorney's fees.
Watch X go nuts when she wins her case, and he has to pay her
2 million, plus have to keep paying that child support.
Stay strong Tashira!

Who Is This White Guy Following Jay Z?





If that's the Fed, they should have hired a Black one,
'cause this guy sticks out like a sore thumb.
Jay Z and Beyonce are in Africa
blah, blah, blah,
read about it here, here, and here.
I could have sworn Rhianna was supposed
to been on this trip. Wonder what happened to that?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

He Must Be Talking To Those 90's Babies Who Don't Remember How He Cried Over This Bish

Puffy, Piddy, PFuffy, whatever.
This guy is a trip. Now that Kim Porter
is pregnant with his twins, he's talking about
how he never loved Jennifer Lopez, and how he
cheated on JLo with Kim and how Kim
is his only true love.
That ain't how I remember it.
Check the video he made after J Lo dumped his ass

Now watch the video Jennifer made for him


I'm Just Saying

LisaRaye kicking it at the
Our Stories Films launch party
and Nick Cannon's Birthday party rockin'
the same outfit. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
LisaRaye, if you're going to be photographed at two
different events, maybe you should change clothes.
I mean, you are a first lady, aren't you?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Please Tell Me This Is NOT Angela Simmons

Is this Angie Simmons getting her young
skank on at Lloyd Bank's Rotten Apple
album release party?
I could be wrong. Let's hope so.
If not.....
Rev Run, come get your daughter,
she's walking around with her ass hanging out.

Back Seat Betty

Which drunk girlfriend would you rather ride?
Mariah or Beyonce?
(click to enlarge)

Akon's Uncle Tried To Kill Him

Rapper Akon's been getting a lot of attention lately.
His single Smack That, with Eminem, just broke
Billboard records jumping from 95 to 7.
Then last week he made headlines when he explained
his polygamous relationship with four women in Atlanta.
Now comes word the Senagalise born rapper is about to
film his life story starring Mekhi Phifer. In it he claims
an uncle tied tried to kill him by tying him to train
tracks after Akon refused to give him money. Akon says
his life story is like City of God, Menace to Society, and Ray
all rolled into one. Can't wait.

Cassidy Face Scarred

Last week rapper Cassidy was seriously injured
in a car accident. This week EUR is reporting
Cass has a huge scar on his face from
the corner of his mouth to his ear. They
also say he is being kept under sedation to keep
him from moving and to minimize the pain.
His manager described the scar as "scary looking".
Cassidy is still in critical condition.

Jay Z Shut Down In Shanghai

Don't look for Jay Z in concert in China.
Jay was supposed to perform in Shanghai
on October 23, but permission was denied
by China's Culture Ministry. Apparently the
culture czars were offended by all the violence,
pimping and drug dealing and cited the
need to protect local hip hop fans from
nasty lyrics. Protect hip hop fans from
nasty lyrics? That's crazy talk!

Hallelujah!

P Diddy says Press Play is going to be his last album!
He says he's ready to focus on his acting career.
Thank the Lord, because I don't know about you,
but I was getting tired of watching that old man wiggle and jerk.

Good Lord Wynonna, Not You Too

I guess Black is the new black.
Add country singer Wynonna Judd to the list of
white celebs adopting Black babies. Hot on the heels
of the Madonna Black baby adoption speculation,
Wynonna tells the Ladies Home Journal her daughter
Grace told her, "I'd like a Black sister or brother."
She makes it sound like a puppy or something.
Aren't there confederate laws against that sort of
thing? I guess you can't blame the girl for trying
to get some attention. The last time she was
in the news was for a drunk driving arrest in 2003.
If she goes though with it, she'll join a growing bunch
including Tom Cruise, Steven Spielburg, Angelina Jolie
Michelle Phiffer, Mia Farrow, and I'm sure in the next
few weeks, Paris Hilton.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Paris Hilton Party Jacked Janet At Tao

By now you should have seen the pictures
from Janet Jackson's album release party in
Las Vegas at club Tao. If you haven't,
click here, here, here, and here.
Paris Hilton was caught ass out, as usual.
Anyway,
did you know, according to a thread on LipstickAlley,
that Paris Hilton jacked Janet's party, who then left with
her posse in a huff? Here is how they describe it:
People are saying Janet Jackson stormed out of TAO en masse, with her 30-strong entourage, including Jermaine Dupri, split-seconds after Paris Hilton began singing her 'Stars are Blind' single -- peppering her intro with several 4-letter adjectives of the ''love'' word for the TAO crowd. The party was a salute to Janet's new CD and guests wondered why Paris was given the house mic to talk and sing-along to her own record at 3AM
Paris, sit yo ass down.
Anyway,
Bet you didn't know the same night as Janet's party,
Mariah Carey had a party right across the street.
I wonder if Jermaine and Janet went to Mariah's party?
You know they say JD is pissed at Mariah for not doing
a duet with Janet on her latest CD, 20 y.o. Supposedly,
Jermaine feels like since he practically put Mariah back on
the map with his production on her last CD, that the least she
could do was return the favor and help him out with Janet.
Well, we all know how that turned out.
Mariah ain't on 20 y.o.
Anyway,
Janet's new CD must be doing much better than anyone
suspects, becaue she was seen looking at a new
30 million dollar apartment in Manhattan.
Even while this week's National Enquirer claims
her parent's home is going into forclosure.

Crazy Beat Down



Loon Arrested In Africa

The other day AOL columnist, and
NY Daily News contributer Jawn Murray
dropped this blind item:
I hear a certain pretty-boy rapper had an international altercation with a promoter and almost ended up in a Dallas Austin-like predicament. The incident occurred with said hip hopper and a promoter, who happens to also be a former associate of the rapper's old label president. When the promoter failed to pay the production crew who worked on the rapper's music video, which was being shot in the African nation of Tanzania, the lyricist took matters into his own hands…literally. After "beating up the promoter," as one source put it, the country's president and his son had to hide the rapper because the promoter paid off several cops to have him arrested. In addition, when the hip hop artist contacted the U.S. Embassy in Tanzania about the matter, they were told: "The only thing we can do is make sure you're eating good if they lock you up." After nearly three days of playing duck-and-dodge with the promoter and Tanzanian authorities, said rapper was finally able to board a plane back to the States without doing prison time.
Then Illseed from All Hip Hop dropped this live item:

LOON ARRESTED IN AFRICA?Former Bad Boy rapper Loon has reportedly been arrested during a video shoot in Tanzania, based on my intel. The rapper allegedly punched a man on the set of a video he was shooting in the African nation after he failed to secure permits for a shoot. Additionally, a number of personnel had reportedly not been paid, including Nancy Sumari (Miss Tanzania). James Kinsey of Dusk Till Dawn Entertainment was the alleged recipient of the beatdown, but I can’t find much on this. What I do know is that Loon definitely went to the Motherland to do this video. The shovel-wielding rapper was upset, because Kinsey allegedly failed to secure permits. I been telling you all, Loon ain’t that dude all smoothed out with Diddy.
I guess it's safe to say Loon was arrested in Africa

Get Me A Picture Of Skinny Ruben!

Did you know American Idol winner Ruben
Studdard lost 100 lbs? He did it in a Duke
University weight management program
that limited his food intake to between 1,200 to 1,500
calories a day. Ruben is a vegetarian now, too.
That's all we need is another damn tree hugger.
Anyway,
they say Big Rub used to weigh close to 400 lbs.
I'm just waiting to see the pictures.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Jadakiss On The News




spotted at: myspace.com/Write On Point Magazine

Monica Still Blasting Miss Jones

I'm sitting here working, drinking coffee,
Daily Buzz is in the background,
when here come Monica.
She's talking to the Black chick on the show, making
some weird comment about her boobs still being in
the same place after having a whatever lb baby...
blah, blah, blah, right?
when the Black chick surprised me and started
asking some real questions.
She asked Monica if she squashed the beef with
Miss Jones. Monica was like, you know, at the end
of the day, I realize people just say things to get ratings.
Just like singers want to sell records. Then she said looking
back, she wished she'd never even said anything, because most
people didn't even know who Miss Jones was before she mentioned
her. Monica went one step further and added, "I mean, I've seen
recent pictures of Miss Jones. I can see why see's irritated."
Ouch!

Big Pun Pistol Whips His Wife

Part One

Part Two

50 Mixing It Up With XXL

According to Radar Online, Fifty Cent tried to shut down an
upcoming article in XXL magazine featuring his former
manager, Chaz "Slim" Williams, even threatning to pull
Interscope's ads if the story ran. Slim's feature is in
response to the XXL September issue, where Fiddy boasted
about being strapped at the peace summit with Murder Inc,
and claimed Slim was aware of an attempt on his life.
So, why is Curtis trying to shut down the article?
Slim says Fifty is nervous because he knows the real
truth about him. He says most of Fifty's crack slanging
history is made up. Slim claims somebody from the mag
contacted him as suggested a comprimise, like moving his
feature to the Internet. That didn't happen and the article is
running in November's mag . Wanna bet it's edited to hell?
Let's see if XXL get any Interscope ads in December.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Nip / Tuck

Which MC Lyte do you prefer?
The new "Pam Grier" face MC Lyte or the old classic Lyte?

Who You Calling Z List?

The New York Daily News can kiss this ass.
How dare you refer to our queen, Kimora Lee,
as Z list in comparison to those two druggie troll
Olsen twins? In a blind smell test, the NY Daily
compared the scents of A list celebs vs Z list ones.
Kimora's Goddess won the smell challenge vs. the
grinning trolls, but Z List? Please. While those ugly
twins where in Paris watching shows last week,
Kimora, whose walked the runway in Paris too many times
to count, attended her own show in Bryant Park.
Check out the other winners and losers here, if you give a flying...

Fame Sucks

Any other married man can go to a club, dance with
a chick dressed like a skank, feel her up, and nothing happens.
Not so for Damon Dash.
His wife Rachel Roy is gonna have his ass, because the
New York Daily news got him on blast.
Check it out.

Why Jadakiss Riding Around With Stolen Guns In His Car?





Jadakiss got arressted the other night in Yonkers
and is currently cooling his heels in a Westchester county jail.
Kiss got pulled over and cops found a stolen, loaded gun
and some weed. I'm sure it didn't help that he was
riding with Darnell Frazier, who was released on appeal
last year after being convicted of killing a man
who dissed his rapping skills in 2002.
Anyway, don't look for Jada until after monday,
'cause courts are closed for Columbus Day.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Bobby & Mike



According to Janet Charleton, Bobby Brown is replacing
Whitney Houston with Mike Tyson for a new season
of Being Bobby Brown. I only have one question:
If Mike gets constipated,
will Bobby dig the dookie bubble out Mike's
butt like he did for Whitney?

5 Weeks On The Chart And Still Not Platinum



Here is your queen Beyonce, Live in Tokyo

Nothing To Talk About, So Let's Be Friends

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Forget What Ya Heard (Even If You Heard It Here)

Kelis tells AOL she and Nas aren't filming for TV.
She says for right now, anyway, she just wants to
be able to show her kids how fly she was in her twenties.
She also says she has a hazy memory of her teenage years
cause they were spent in a puff of smoke. Kelis claims she
don't pfft no mo', but I don't know if I believe that one.

What The Hell

Martin, what the hell you doing with these guys?

R Catches Another Case

At least this one doesn't have anything to
do with underage girls.
A dude from R Kelly's posse is suing, claiming
R beat him, held him against his will, and
reneged on an agreement to pay him half
of the proceeds from R's hit, Step In the Name of Love.
When the alleged incident happened, police
investigated but did not file charges.
What makes it so bad, is that the guy says he's been a
mentor and guide to R since he was a teenager.
R calls the guy a disgrunlted former employee and
hanger on trying to extort money.

Don't You Hate Blind Items? Guess, And I'll Tell You Who I Heard It Was

A rumor is circulating over the internet that a popular video girl has outed a famous rapper for allegedly having/spreading a STD. This particular rapper allegedly was "turned out" during his prison stint. It's rumored, that he is a big crack fiend and he loves to hang out in the projects.


This black female celebrity tries to have a innocent image. In reality, she is a stone cold freak behind closed doors. Nothing is too freaky for her. She has even dressed up as a dominatrix. She goes all out trying to please her men but it doesn't seem to work because she has no problem getting a man, she just can't keep a man. On one occasion, she got into it with another female singer (one hit wonder, just as freaky) when she walked in on the singer 'going downtown' on her famous man, they came to blows before they were separated. This same man, taped himself having sex with our female celebrity (without her knowledge) and continues to show this tape to a chosen few. I had the opportunity to view this tape, our female celebrity could have easily been mistaken as a porn star. Since this incident, she has been in a string of relationships, she has been kicked to the curb by a few men, another man tried to throw her out of her a speeding car (that she was paying the note on). She has become so desperate and pathetic for male attention, she is now giving men gifts. Similar to a "sugar mama."

Tamara Dobson

Tamara Dobson, who played the kung fu fighting, platform
shoe-rockin' title character in the blaxploitation movie
"Cleopatra Jones," has died. She was 59.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Will Janet's 20 Y.O. Flop Sink Jermaine At Virgin?

The numbers are in and it's not looking too good
for JJ and JD.
Did you know this CD is the last one in Janet's contract
with Virgin? After this she's a free agent, and I don't see
them picking her up again after this fiasco. We've seen
Janet's ass on the cover of everything, you think all that
shit was free? They promoted the hell out of this
CD and it's still not putting up the numbers.
But that ain't all. Jermaine, who heads the
Urban Music divison at Virgin, produced this whole
CD without any input from the label, and folks are
saying if things contiune to go the way
they have been, his position might be in jepoardy.
At least they still have each other.
Who needs money when you've got love?

They're Bringing T.O. Back




You knew this was bound to happen

Jacob The Jeweler Gets No Love

You should already know Jacob the Jeweler
got caught up in the Black Mafia Family drug ring take down.
If you don't, click here.
Now that Jake's trial is coming up, he needs some
character witnesses to help him out in court, and
surprise, surprise, none of the rappers who like
to sing about the bling they copped from him want
to testify. Most notably, Mr. Kanye West.
Puff stepped up and so did Busta, but does Jacob really
want these two repping for him? Busta ain't exactly
pristine right now. Seems like this guy would be
trying to distance himself from these types since
it's the rap community that got him into trouble.
Don't he have any friends or clients on Wall Street?
I'm just saying.

Paul Mooney Shut Down At The Apollo

Pay no attention to the lil alien standing next to Paul Mooney
this is the best pic I could find of Paul.
Anyway
Comedic legend Paul Mooney was half way through
a taping for Showtime at the Apollo when they pulled
the plug on him. Paul says it's because he was talking about
George Bush's twin daughters, Gin and Juice, and because
he said GW's mama looks like that man on the oatmeal box!
Why would this ruffle any feathers at the Apollo?
Because noted Black republican Richard Parsons
is running thangs at over there, that's why!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Kelis And Nas Do Reality TV

If you see Kelis and Nas around New York
being followed by cameras, according to Page Six,
it's because they're the newest couple to get a reality show.
I can only imagine how Kelis will come across
on film. Can't wait. Let's just hope they
don't suffer the reality show relationship curse
that claimed Whitney and Bobby, Nick and Jessica,
Travis and Shanna, Carmen and Dave, and Flav and Hoopz

Star And Al Leaving Manhattan

Star has had enough.
She's taking her man and moving
to South Beach. South Beach?!
Star are you crazy?
Don't you know South Beach is the
gay man's Mecca?
Some people never learn.

This Stinks

Pay your bills, Lauryn Hill
or you'll end up on Page Six.
Lauryn owes $1,200 for sewage services
in South Orange, NJ. Poor girl got
a legal notice in the weekly News-Record newspaper.

Kanye Says F Jay Z

Ain't Kanye on Def Jam?
Didn't Jay Z, the president of
Def Jam, say no Cristal? Then why is
Kanye running all over London popping
bottles of the forbidden nectar?
I guess he don't give a fuck what Jay Z says
and I don't either! Cristal for everybody!

Can't Go Home Again

Bob-bay! Pay your child support!
A bench warrant has been issued for
Bobby Brown in Massachusetts, cause he's
$11,000 behind in child support payments.
This the same baby-mama that was after him
before, Kim Ward, Bobby Jr and LaPrincia's mama.
He almost had to do 90 days that time,
but Whitney, I mean, Bobby was able to come up
with the 15 Gs he needed to stay out of jail.
This time he might not be so lucky.
We all know his change purse kicked his ass to the curb!
What you wanna bet a New Edition Reunion tour
is right around the corner?

Gnarls Barkley Gone Daddy Gone




Never noticed how much Cee Lo looks like a big fat flea before

Monday, October 02, 2006

Toni Braxton Breaks Down On Stage

According to the National Enquirer,
Toni Braxton stopped her show and cried on
stage because her 3 year old son Diezel has been diagnosed
with autism. Toni angrily explained how doctors dismissed her
last year when she took him in for testing after she suspected
something was wrong.

Hot 97 Knows How To Throw A Party

Remember that wack ass Hot 97 Summer Jam?
Well, that ain't got nothing on the Hot 97 Back to
School Jam! First, they was frontin' on the talent.
T.I. was billed to play, but cancelled. That wouldn't be
so bad, if they had told anybody. People didn't find out till
they were walking to the venue and saw signs posted.
Young Joc performed and few local acts, but then,
according to reports, the show kinda disovled for about an hour.
Finally 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and G Unit hit the stage. Lloyd did
one song, then they cut the mikes on 'em. 50, true business man,
(you gotta know he already got paid for the show) shrugged
his shoulders and walked off the stage.
Then came DMX
The Dog was 15 minutes into his set when they cut the mikes.
Why they do that?
You know X started cussing at the sound man, then
dove off the stage on top of him. That shut the show down
completely. Foxy Brown and Jim Jones never made it to the stage.
On a side note, a rapper on Jim Jones' Birdgang Records
was arrested in a murder robbery plot, read about it here.

Two Fat Girls On Stage