Kanye Gives Good Head To Fendi

Why all the black celebs gotta be ghetto?

Kanye showed up to the Tokyo Fendi party with this

shit shaved into the side of his head.

Don't you just love boys in sequin sweaters?

(TMZ)

Suge Calls Snoop A Snitch

Suge Knight says the only reason Snoop ain't in

jail is because he's a snitch. Suge say Snoop is the

only person he knows who keeps getting caught

over and over and never go to jail. Damn, I know

that's how it is in the hood, but I just figured Snoop

was buying his way out. Suge is probably just pissed

off because in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone Snoop

is talking major shit on Suge, talking about how he punked

Suge and how he was gonna kill him and all this other rah rah.

Personally, I think Snoop used up his last "Get Out Of Jail Free"

card, and Suge is just trying to get some press.

(Page Six)

Michael Vick Fined $10,000

Fuck me? No, Fuck you.

Michael Vick was fined $10,000

for flipping fans the bird when they booed

the Falcons after their fourth straight loss.

(Breitbart)

Japanese N-Words

This shit need to stop.

What's the difference between this and a Dave Chappell skit?

Now I understand why Dave went to Africa.

Carmen On Wendy Williams

The interview is boring at first.

For every question Carmen just kept saying

"It's in the book, it's in the book." In the second part

Charlemange got with her ass. He calls her a two-bit

whore, and tells her she's only famous because three

people she fucked blew up. He said if she'd fucked

Craig Mack, Black Rob, and somebody else, she wouldn't

even have a book. When Wendy asked Carmen if Nas was a

good father she didn't answer. Damn. Then she said Jay

had the biggest dick and Allen Iverson was the best lover.

In the third part it gets a little freaky, but not really.

(part one)

(part two)

(part three)

(sandra rose)

Three Strikes And You're Out

It is not looking good for ya boy Snoop.

He was arrested again last night for possessing

guns and drugs when he left NBC studios after

performing on The Tonight Show.

Not really clear on how this went down, but although

Snoop was stopped pulling out of the studios, they ended

up searching his house. Something stinks.

Please believe me, I'm not one to go around

defending drugs and guns, but this is a bit much.

This is like, his fourth arrest in the last two months.

The sergeant said Snoop was arrested for investigation

of being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm,

possessing cocaine, transporting marijuana and

having a false compartment in his vehicle.

His bail was $60,000.00

FYI

Snoop has paid over $100,000 in bails in the last two months

(Yahoo)

Priority Records Not Honoring Hip Hop Contracts

The home of real gangsta rap is getting real gangsta

According to the New York Daily News, Snoop Dogg just filed a 2 million

dollar lawsuit against Priority. Apparently, since EMI has taken

over the running of Priority from Bryan Turner, the once

somewhat artist-friendly label has decided to make up for a

downturn in the industry by failing to honor

the contracts made with its 'hip hop' artists

while Turner was at the helm."

A rep at the label had no comment. ...

(NY Daily)

Jesse Says Don't Watch Seinfeld, Black People

All six of ya'll.

(E Online)

Tracy Morgan Arrested For DUI In Manhattan

Are we suprised? Not so much.

I haven't seen of picture of Tracy yet where he wasn't

drunk and taking his shirt off.

FYI

Tracy plead not guilty to his most recent DUI

because if he didn't, he automatically violates his

DUI probation in LA.

Good luck with that Trace.

(yahoo)

Ben Vereen......You Are The Father

Juicy gossip culled from a message board

User Raymond biological father YUP.. all I am going to say is that Ben Vereen is Ushers biological dad. I know there have been rumors and what not, and NOOO I WAS NOT THERE when Usher was conceived, but I do know his mom and Ben dated, they had sex, she got pregnant. Ben was married at the time to his current wife Nancy (extremely nice white lady). Now Ben’s first born was a boy, but it was not Usher, his first son is much older then Usher and Ben’s four other daughters. Ben for a while did not even know he had another son (Jonnetta was keeping hush hush for her own reasons. When Ben found out he had a boy, Ben went into fear mode and had to be kept hush, hush. So Godfather Ben it was… until.. Karon Vereen, Ben’s middle daughter, started dating Usher back in 1994 or so.. they were both about 16 -17 years old (yes folks, Ben got his wife and mistress preggie at the same time). Ben was always a part of Ushers life – things were good when there was distance, Ben in New York and Usher in ATL, but when Karon and Usher met (as usher was starting to get popular and traveling around the USA), well, things got a little hairy. Ben found out that Karon was dating Usher.. he went NUTS.. he did not know how to explain why he was so adamant about them not dating. Well, he tried and tired, until finally, they broke up and well, he disclosed info to his family in an EXTREAMLY private matter, “point blank that is my God Son, your God brother.. please let’s not have further discussions about it”. And so there were none. Karon was beside herself and disgusted with the whole thing. And that is where it ended. Ben and Jonnetta wanted to keep the scandal out of both of their lives from the get go, so he was tapped as the “Godfather” and well, it has been just that. NO QUESTIONS.

One Finger, Two Words

Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick gave Falcon fans the one

finger salute when they booed him Sunday after the

Falcon's fourth straight loss. Maybe Mike was mad because

he got sacked three times and hit more than a dozen times

behind the line of scrimmage. Or maybe his pee pee was itching.

*you know he got the Herpes*

Anyway, he apologized.

Not for being a loser, but for saying fuck you to the fans.

(breibart)

Rain Pryor's Book

I guess the new thing is to tell all your business to get a book deal.

Next on the list of celebrity tell alls is Richard Pryor's daughter

Rain. Remember Rain? She was on Head of the Class with Robin Givens.

Anyway,

Rain got lots of juicy stories to tell. She says that time Richard

caught on fire free basing, he was really trying to kill himself

and she talks about the hookers who came to Thanksgiving dinner

and about how she lost her virginity in the eighth grade to two

boys at the same time. She also dishes on how Richard

physically and emotionally abused her mother and how he

neglected all seven of his kids.

How nice. Just in time for the holidays.

(EUR)

Carmen Says Beyonce's Breath Stinks

Bits and pieces of this book keep leaking out.

Now Carmen says Nas asked her to do a threesome

with him and Kelis before they got married and claims Nas

turned down a date with Beyonce because he couldn't take her bad breath!

(NY Daily News)

This Is Why The Boys Love Buffie

Believe It Or Not

The juiciest of gossip overheard on a message board

On Terrell Owns and his mental issues… I am going to sum it up like this – Terrell has done a lot of THINGS in his day. He has spent much money and time covering up certain – "aspects of his life". Some that we'll never know about. A few months ago, somethings were let out that were not within his control. i.e. – the fact that he had a bitch boy by the name of NICK. Nick was this white guy (some may know EXACTLY who I am talking about), who was a part of TO’s entourage.. just a "friend" however, this guy was a complete and utter BAFOON. He was the silliest white boy I ever met. He tried so hard to be black and be down. If TO said fetch me some dog shit off the street and use your mouth, this boy would do it in a split second. The funny thing about that was that in TO’s house, he had pictures of him and Nick posted EVERYWHERE. There were pics of them in the Caribbean vacationing, picks of them in Texas, best on was the one of TO, NICK AND GRANDMA!!! I mean, just like couples do. When asked about it … "oh.. that is just his homeboy".. more like his HOUSE BOY.. so.. TO thought all that was swept under the rug when he moved out to Philly. No word on Nick all good. TO moved on to women once again finding a nice little hot thing.. .. well.. when TO was moved to Dallas, it was like all the dirt from under the carpet was lifted and shit started to hit the fan. His "girlfriend" at the time.. caught wind of some of the madness from his past and started to set her eye on another "player" to secure her lively hood, she did not want to get caught in the cross fire of it all. Well, she started messing with some WACK guy and TO was not stressing that.. but he knew that now he did not even have a girl by his side to hide behind. I mean.. what does a man do when he knows his whole persona, his life long image, an image which he made millions off of – was with out a doubt about to change for the worst. Well, you try to "KILL YOURSELF" ie.. stage something anything to divert the attention away from those devastating finding to something a bit more substantial and evident.. like .. TAKING PILLS. … you guys follow?? TO thought that suicide would be a bit to much so change his mind last minute to the whole oh.. mixing vitamins with pain killers. Either way, both those stories were just a diversion to steer clear of some really detrimental findings.

Profile Of Fabolous' Jewerly Theft Ring

This is wild.

Watch this video.

It's that ex-cop dude Derrick Parker who wrote that book

Notorious C.O.P explaining all about that crew who went around

robbing rappers and Fabolous' connection to the group.

These guys got Busta Rhymes, Old Dirty Bastard, Foxy Brown

and ain't no telling who else. Here's an excerpt from the book

Notorious C.O.P detailing the whole syndicate.

By 2001, it was open season on rappers. It was possibly the worst epidemic of hip-hop crime yet, and this time, the rot was coming from the inside.Indeed, no rapper was safe on the streets, as I learned when I commenced on what would eventually be known as the Commission Case. It was labeled "Commission" because of some crucial ling dropped in the jailhouse confession that got the case rolling. The case involved an organized band of individuals allegedly performing robberies on rappers, which frequently escalated to violence. This crew was known alternately as G-Squad, or BGS(for Brevoort G-Squad); however, this grimy group of Brooklyn thugs was best known on the streets and to law enforcement simply as the Commission, a name taken fromm the crew's slang--as in "I'm going to go out and commission shit," as if each robbery was a commissioned job. What was interesting about the case was that not only did it include big names from the rap game, it also concerned future hip-hop idols who hadn't yet graduated from the school of hard knocks into fame...The boys in the Commission crew---many of them just high school age--were an all-star team of junior criminals culled from Brooklyn's most dangerous housing projects. At first, the Commission acted mostly as boosters, stealing from big-name stores and then reselling the loot on Brooklyn's inner-city blocks. Working New York City, Gotham's Westchester suburbs, and neighboring New Jersey.The commision was headed up by a guy we'll call Da Kommander. Barely into his twenties at the time, Da Kommander would hang out at housing project basketball tournaments, where he'd recruit and meet potential Commission members, who spanned the diaspora of Crooklyn's crime--riddled housing projects: these children of the streets hailed variously from the Pink Houses in East New York, the Red Hook Projects, Seflow in Brownsville, Fort Greene's Ingersoll Houses, Tompkins, Summer, and the infamous Brevoort superstar Fabolous, who was known back then as Fabolous Sport, also came up in the Brevoort projects; interestingly, several of the Commission members reported knowing Fab back in the day.Suddenly, many of my unsoved cases involving high-profile hip-hop stars began solving themselves as new Commission connections were revealed in the group's interrogations, including the shooting and robbery involving Ol' Dirty Bastard. According to D-Mac's confession, he and Da Kommander robbed Wu-Tang's madman rhymer, with D-Mac serving as the accidental triggerman. This was corrobated by interviews with other Commission members. "[Da Kommander] told me that he saw ODB go through the projects in a [Infiniti QX4 SUV]," Booney explained. "ODB has family in the projects, and when he went to his family's apartment, [Da Kommander] and [D-Mac] went to get guns from [Da Kommander's] house."Once fully strapped, the pair discovered that gaining access to ODB was easier than expected: according to Booney, when Da Kommander knocked on the apartment door. "someone answered and they bum-rushed in. ODB was asleep on the couch. They smacked him to wake him up; he said he wasn't giving up [his] chain so they shot him twice. They took his rings, money and his keys to the [SUV], and sold his jewelry."Soon after, I attempted to contact Ol' Dirty Bastard (real name: Russel Jones) to corroborate the Commission's confessions. Simpson's victorious defense counsel), it was arranged that I would speak to ODB on November 3, 199, at the Target Program Rehab Center, a rehab program run by the L.A. county sheriff's office where he was sent on court order.In my interview with him, ODB was very open and appeared sober, even though he kept drifting in and out of lucidity. Despite his outfit of drab insstitutional coveralls, ODB's manic charisma shone through whenever he opened his mouth to flash his full mouthful of gold fronts. Accompanying me was an F.B.I agent Christin Howard, from Kendall Hobson's violent gang squad; ODB kept telling Christine she was the most beautiful F.B.I agent he'd ever seen.We didnt get a lot of of ODB, but he was pleasant enough to deal with. ODB was most helpful in corroborating the events of the robbery and going over details: he stated to me that he was at his cousin's apartment on Ralph Avenue when the robbery took place. ODB was lying in bed asleep when he awoke to a black male with a ski mask slapping him and pointing a gun at his face; he assured it was just some street guys who got the drop on him, which was pretty much the case...As ODB and his assailant struggled with the gun, the rapper noticed another man standing behind him, also wearing a ski mask; he described the first of his assailants as six feet one inch, dark -skinned with a thin build, and wearing a blue short-sleeved shirt, while the other was shorter, around five feet nine inches, with a medium build and brown skin.The first assailant, who I wold learn was Da Kommander, demeanded ODB's link chain necklace and the other jewelry he was wearing. The rapper finally complied and gave up his $10,000 chain, but D-Mac shot him anyway: ODB recalled taking a bullet in the arm and a slug ripping through his back. When the assault was over and his robbers long gone, ODB drove himself to St. John's Hospital, where he received treatment for his injuries.D-Mac later confessed to his involvement in Ol' Dirty Bastard's shooting and robbery after he was areested by Housing Gang Unit: he was picked up on an open warrant for a robbery in the 5th Precinct. I found D-Mac's account chilling and cold-blooded."I robbed that man-----we needed the money," D-Mac explained. "It was me and [Da Kommander]. We were hanging outh smoking blunts and I saw ODB come into the building and go into this apartment on the first floor. Some crack lady went to get him beers: I asked her what she was doing with all those [forties] and she said it was for ODB! We went back to [Da Kommander's] house and got ski masks; one of the masks were red and the other was black. We went to the apartment and saw someone, a female, come out; she left the door open, so we went in."I had a loaded black 9mm[on me]," D-Mac continued. "Inside, ODB was asleep. [Da Kommander] slapped him and said 'Get up!' ODB jumped up and tried to grab the gun, and the gun went off. We were about to leave and ODB said, 'Here, take it! Take the jewelry--just dont kill me.' I thought it would be too hot to take because po po would be around because of the shooting. But we took the gold chain and the ring and hid behind the building on a roof." The next day, Da Kommander and D-Mac went to a pawnshop on Pitkin Avenue and sold Ol' Dirty Bastard's jewelry for five hundred dollars, splitting the money.

Trouble In Paradise?

Juicy gossip overheard on Lipstick Alley

Last night after the American Music Awards and a few party stops. Beyonce and Jay Z had it out. It was apparent that they were arguing in the car, and when it stop to drop off, she was apparently very AGNRY and had her little finger nail in his face. Jay just had that look of - whatever man -. I don't know what caused the stir, I know she was not happy at the top of the day to begin with,she had the Awards show, I know she was extreamly tired and wanted to go home right after, but she did the after party stops with Jay. Jay went into Arena by himself and she waited for him in the car for about 30 min or so, she stayed in there becasue she was very tired and did not want to go in. Beyonce had been in a bad mood the whole day and was in an even worse mood at night. She was hot when he went into the club to make an "apperance" and she was even hotter when he came back. I don't know if it just tiredness with all that she is doing with Dreamgirls, or maybe the fact that she is not the star of it all or what, but she has been CRAAANNNKKKKYYY.Those two are going through it right now. I hope that they can fix whatever is going on during the holdiays, but neither one of them were happy campers yesterday. You could cut the tention with a knife and it was hard to be around both of them together.

Jill And Lupe On Letterman

(nah right)

Paul Mooney Weighs In On The Michael Richards Debacle

Foxy Cussed Out By Egypt and Ashy Larry

Foxy Brown went on Power 105.1 with Egypt

and Ashy Larry and things did not go well.

Gank-ded from Jesus Hearts Music

JesusHeartsMusic.com friend, Jersey-based rapper Spa heard the broadcast firsthand and reports as follows!: "when I turned it on I was shocked to even hear Fox, she sounds real different now after the hearing thing, voice is really high and she kinda slurs words, anywayright when I turned it on they were talking about the whole hearing thing and ashy larry yells "caaan you hear me" and starts laughing, and foxy is like "i don't find that funny, i have been through a lot" ashy apologizes, then foxy goes on a tangent how she has been blessed to come through this, and how she is a very intelligent woman who has been in the game since she was 15 and she was so smart that even though she hasnt dropped an album in 6 years she is in a new bentley everyday with a new bag everyday after that she ignored every thing ashy said for the next 20 minutes... egypt asked her about the nail salon situation and she refused to commentegypt said "foxy, you called me because you were sick of people writing false things about you in the press... this is your platform to explain what happened and you will not answer" foxy took offense to that, sayin she couldve went to any radio station but she decided to give egypt a chance cuz shes done all the other shows 4 x, egypt said she didnt care and that power 105 is THE ONLY morning show, foxy said people told her not to come on the show cuz of ashy larry, egypt asked who told foxy that, foxy said she didnt want any negativity in her life, shes in a "positive place" nowashy goes off sayin jiggas been there, diddy, busta, etc. ashy asked egypt to ask fox why she thinks she will still be relevant after a 6 year hiatus... egypt asks foxy, no answer, egypt says "are you leaving? your packing like your leaving... are you leaving" then ashy says "ill leave the room" and egypt says "no ashy, your not going anywhere, foxy YOU can leave the studio now" after that egypt went off shes like FOXY I KNOW YOUR LISTENING, how dare you come in my show and disrespect me and ashy larry, you wonder why people think your so difficult you come up here and make an ass of urself....

Click to hear the audio here.

Jamie Foxx's Long Lost Mother

Did you know Jaime Foxx hadn't seen his biological mother in years?

She showed up at the American Music Awards the other night where

Jamie won his first AMA for best male R & B artist.

Backstage Jamie had this to say:

"My biological mother didn't raise me. A lady adopted my biological

mother and then adopted me at 7 months," he said.

"It feels good to have her see me doing something great."

(Chronicle)

And It Don't Stop

Kramer In black face

Al To Kramer: I'll See You In South Central

Michael Richards tried to reach out to the

Black community by offering an apology for

his racist tirade to Al Sharpton. Al said he wasn't

ready to accept unless Richards was willing to come

to either Harlem or South Central to give it.

We all know if Harlem or South Central

had been in the house that night things would have

gone a lot differently. Sorry O.C. brothers, ya'll

lost credibility letting that shit slide

without at least pretending to rush the stage.

(NY Daily News)

La La Shows Her Ass In King

Give it up for La La and her butt cleavage in King Magazine.

King compiled five years of its most popular back shots

for its 5th anniversary edition. See who made the list here.

Carmelo must be so proud.

Would You Pay $3,428 To Party With This Skeleton?

I don't know what they smoking over in Tokyo, but

they selling "Platinum VIP" tickets for a night of gospel

singing, live bands and dancing with Michael Jackson

at a December 19th gala. Mike ain't even gonna perform.

You don't get to meet him or anything. He's supposed

to make some remarks or something, you get food and a

signed photo, but that's it. I can think of about three

thousand four hundred twenty eight other things to do with

that money besides using it to get a look at Michael Jackson's crazy ass.

(Reuters)

Just Askin'

Did Blu Cantrell have a stroke or did

her crooked face come from too much botox?

She ain't look like that when she was on the

cover of Black Tail magazine.

Seinfeld's Racist Past

Rhymes With Snitch: Fallen Religious Leaders Edition

Just in time for the holidays

leaked pictures of the Reverend Jesse Jackson

and his six year old love child

and Islamic Christian Ben Chavis Muhammad

gettin' lap love in the club.

My Situation Is So Messed Up Right Now

Sade Adu

So check it. The plan was to slip home and visit my folks

for the Thanksgiving holiday and blog off my laptop.

But damn if my laptop doesn't have other plans.

It's acting like a real live crackhead right now.

Do you think my mom and dad would be mad if I tried to get

a standby flight out of this mug?

Kramer's Fake Ass Apology

50 Years Ago You'd Be Hanging Upside Down With A Fork Up Your Ass

Kramer from Seinfeld calls hecklers

niggers and mentions lynching.

Watch it here

Tales From The Hangar Tour

From Joshua Radin's most recent MySpace bulletin:

i just got back from las vegas - i was there for one night with the cast and crew of "scrubs" - so that was a lot of fun. many funny people going crazy in 24 hours. we get there, we hit the blackjack tables, we win, well some of us, then we eat, then we get escorted to a private table upstairs for a jay-z show at 3am. tv people do it right. to be honest, i don't know much about hip hop. i like to dance to it but i can't remember ever listening to the lyrics. well, jay-z is like the beatles of rap so i figured i'd give it a shot. especially cause it was free and i was sitting on the stage about 18 inches from jay-z the entire hour he performed. crazy. also crazy was paris hilton who was sitting next to me the whole night. seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. now don't get the wrong idea. she never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. five hours. and it was unreal to watch. she must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose, while jay-z was performing 18 inches from us. so high-larious. then the best part: after jay-z was finished (by the way, he was introduced to the crowd by michael "let's get ready to rumble" buffer) jay-z left the stage and paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from the grey goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her "record" on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. she gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. note this: she was unable to successfully mouth words that someone else wrote for her. i find the music business charming.

(ONTD)

Ok. Look at that picture. Nicky Hilton is out skanking Paris in the front row.

Is This True?

I saw this on Lipstickalley. Can anybody confirm?

Is Halle Berry dogging Eric Benet's daughter India?

Does anyone else watch BET J? Well India is on there with her dad. Of course they had to bring up halle. Poor India was near tears when she talked about how Halle left her like that. She says she doesnt know what SHE did to her....but she never would have believed she would totally abandon her like that. I dont care if India wasnt Halle's biological child that shit is still cold as ice.

Fox Boogie Booed Off Stage

One of illseed's people dropped this on him.

What's good Illseed? I just went to the club last night in Hartford,CT and was treated to a surprise performance by the Ill NaNa, Foxy Brown. As soon as she took the stage, she threw her ROC sign up and yelled Rocafella all night. The crowd was younger and although they were surprised, they weren't too amused. She couldn't catch a beat to save her life but maybe she was drunk. She spit a few acapella verses aimed at Lil Kim and Rah Digga that were decent but it just wasn't coming together. Being 25, I was pretty excited about the whole ordeal but a half hour of the DJ fumbling records and Foxy not remembering ANY verse she ever wrote, the crowd started to boo her. She didn't even remember her "Who shot ya" remix verse. I was sad. She looked okay though. I would have hit. The night ended up with everyone peacefully leaving to the yell of Foxy Brown " Rocafella and Fox 5 for life" . Just wanted to put you on.

(All Hip Hop)

O J Shut Down

One by one Fox affiliates are pulling the plug on that

disgusting Oj Simpson special where he's going to

read from the book he wrote hypothetically describing

the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her

friend Ron Goldman. Major Bookstore chains are also

grappling with the decision of whether or not to stock the book.

Some stations are still planning to run the two part interview.

Are you going to watch? Will you buy the book?

If it comes on, I'm gonna watch it.

The book? I'll borrow from the library.

(Yahoo)

Trina Cheated On Wayne

Remember when we was speculating on why

Trina and Lil Wayne broke up? According

to Ill Seed, Weezy got a hot verse

on "All Alone" were he spits,

"You cheated on godson baby girl that’s a sin/

But I forgive you, but I can’t give you/

Another chance ma, you’re in my rearview/

And I put that ring on your finger, I was all in/

But now it’s just a symbol of what could have been"

Cheated on Wayne? With who? What a dumb bitch!

No wonder she was in tears and refusing to talk about it

in the December issue of Sister 2 Sister magazine.

I bet Baby was the one who told on her ass.

(All Hip Hop)

BETTER RUMOR UPDATE

JuiicyScoop says it ain't Trina Wayne's crying over,

but Nivea. Who you think got F Baby crying?

The Hangar Tour

7 shows in 7 cities in 17 hours.

Jay explains the Hangar Tour to

Mr. C on NY's Hot 97 radio.

Listen to it here.

Full concert diary here.

Somebody Explain This

Five Years Old

King Magazine celebrates its five year anniversary by

showing us five different chicks

we've seen five million times.

That's one way to get your circulation up.

Happy Annivesary King!

Search Warrants On Black Wall Street Studios

The Game's Black Wall Street business partner, John Hooks,

was arrested and taken into custody yesterday on racketeering

charges. Hooks is accused of laudering over $100,000 for the

9 Tre Gangters. Search warrants were executed on The Black

Wall Street Studios, a construction company and a home owned

by Hooks. He is being held on a $750,000.00 bond and

faces up to twenty years in prison if convicted.

(Star Ledger via Nah Right)

John is the white one on the left.

Believe It Or Not

Juicy gossip overheard on Lipstick Alley

Not to give myself away but I was in a restaurant last night and Mr & Mrs Wade was with another couple. Because my ass was nosy, I was ALL up in the conversation. Apparently, Sivvy (Siovaughn) made a snide remark regarding a well known Miami ho (Claudia) and said something along the lines of "I dont know why you act like this sometimes"- Next thing I know, he says "Bitch quit bugging-thats why I fucked her to begin with"I must've spilled my drink cuz I was like "Oh HELL NO HE DIDNT!"...Sivvy looked sooooo embarrassed! She said, "Did you just call me a bitch?"- Dwaye was like -yeah cuz you wont stop talking...basically they kept going back and forth. Dude didnt even apologize or NOTHING....The woman that was with em kept rubbing her hand and Sivvy looked like she was 0.2 seconds from having a breakdown. 5 minutes after he called her a BITCH, she got up and left. He remained in the restaurant for 30 more minutes and then left while telling his boy, Man fuck that shit, she wanna trip then she gon be a bitch!

The Game Arrested For Impersonating A Cop

What's wrong with this fool?

The Game was arrested in New York city

for impersonating an undercover police officer.

Game hailed a Lincoln Town car, got in and told

the driver to speed off and ignore the traffic signals,

telling the dude he was an undercover cop.

They got pulled over and the driver told the

police he was driving for an officer which quickly

checked out to be false and The Game was carted off to jail.

Again I ask, "What is wrong with this fool?"

(WNBC)

James Brown Rape Case Goes To The Supreme Court

A women who claims she was raped by James Brown has

asked the Supreme Court to hear her case after it was

dissmissed by lower courts because the statue of limitations

had run out. In her lawsuit, Jacque Hollander says James raped

her at gunpoint in 1988 when she worked as his publicist.

Jacque first sued James in 2000 after she developed a thyroid

condition doctors told her was caused by stress from the rape.

She is seeking $106 million in damages.

(11Alive)

Gerald Levert Obituary

Here is a link to the obit.

Jimmy Says Jay Went For The Bait

Responding to Jay Z going at him using his own hit single

"We Fly High", Jim Jones brags to AllHipHop.com about how he

got Hov to say his name. Jimmy says Jay played right into his

hand and since Jay spit over "We Fly High", Jim says he's going to

add another verse to it and call it a Jim Jones /Jay Z remix.

He says the record will probably get thousands of radio spins,

and he thanks Jay for that.

Hmmmmm.

Remember when you were in middle school and you got

snapped on real hard and all you could say was,

"Yeah, well, Yo' Mama!"

That's what this sounds like to me, but that's just me.

Anyway,

All Hip Hop asked Jim if all this friction could somehow effect

Dip Set croney Jules Santana since he's signed to Def Jam

and, well, Jay Z is Def Jam's president. Jim was like,

"Jules ain't signed to Jay. LA Reid runs Def Jam. He's over Jay."

"There is no way Jules can get shelved."

(All Hip Hop)

Jay Z Ain't Playing With You Punks

He'll smoke you on your own track.

Listen to Jay smashing Jim Jones on "We Fly High".

Clean Internet Leak

Live at the 40/40

(Nah Right)

Oops. Spoke Too Soon

I was just bragging on this crack head bitch

this morning talking about how she wasn't about to

lose no house in New Jersey to forclosure, when she

just lost one in Georgia! According to the Atlanta Journal

and Consititution, Whitney Houston's Alpharetta

mansion was auctioned off on the court house steps

Nov 7th, after it was forclosed on this fall. If you had

an extra $1,398,000.00 you could have scooped it up.

All these damn forclosures gotta be cutting into Bobby's divorce settlement.

(AJC)

Busta Dissed The Game At The BET Hip Hop Awards

I watched the BET Hip Hop awards last night.

The whole thing. So What! Get off me!

Anyway, Kat Williams was funny, the speeches were

long and boring, Baby and Weezy didn't kiss, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway,

The Game came on and did One Blood. His whole performance

consisted of him walking back and forth across the stage,

grabbing his crotch. It was weird, because it didn't even look

like a bravado thing, it looked more like an itchy dick thing.

Anyway,

I noted it and let it pass.

But when it came time for Busta Rhymes to accept the Nitro

Move the Crowd award, he made it a point to say that a stage

show should be more than just walking back and forth across

the stage grabbing your crotch.

Ouch!

Busta, are you mad because Doctor's Advocate is set to move 450K

the first week out and Big Bang has barely even

moved those nubmers to date?

Michael Booed Off The Stage At World Music Awards

In his first public performance since

beating child molestation allegations,

Michael Jackson was booed off the London stage.

According to reports, just four lines into his hit song

We are the world, Mike's voice started to crack and he

just stopped singing and repeatedly told the crowd,

"I love you, I love you" who booed him as he

scampered off the stage.

(Mirror)

Mike starts singing at about 2:29

Chris Brown

Thriller

Their Genitals are Touching

Emmitt Smith won the Dancing With The Stars

reality show last night. Now, I don't watch that

show, but didn't somebody leave their spouse

for their dancing partner last season?

Patrica Southall, keep an eye on your man.

In Ten Years I'll Be Bigger Than Puff

Bow Wow is always good for a stupid comment.

If he's not bragging to Ron Isley about his gold

album, or putting himself in catogories with Jay Z

and 50 Cent or taking trash about Will Smith, he'll still

come up with something wack to say. Now the 19 year old

says in ten years he's gonna be bigger than Puff.

Huh?

You mean Puff the rapper, right Bow Wow?

Because surely you're not saying you'll be bigger than

Puff the fashion house,

Puff the TV producer,

Puff the music producer,

Puff the label owner,

or even

Puff the attention whore.

You're just talking about the rapping part right?

Cause yeah, you got a shot at that.

(MSNBC)

Whitney Facing Forclosure.....Again

But so what!

If she made it through crack hell without

losing any property, please believe me, she's not

about to lose any now. According to published reports,

Whit is more than 1 million dollars behind in mortgage

payments and taxes haven't been paid yet on ONE lot

of her TWO lot New Jersey estate. On the other lot she

has a house worth 5.6 million dollars. You do the math.

(Yahoo)

Can I Get The Mike Tyson Muy Caliente Special?

Hey ladies!

Have you ever wondered what Iron Mike is like in bed?

Well wonder no more. According to unreliable sources,

Mike is hooking up with Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss

in a Las Vegas prostitution venture. Madam Heidi

thinks she'll be able to trick Mike out big time,

assuming there's a market for women who want to

fuck a convicted rapist and cannibal.

(Contact)

Damn He's White

Michael Jackson is whiter than white people

Reverse Oreo

Talib Kweli knows how to get it poppin.

He hosted DJ Chap's birthday party at club Stereo, and check out

the STD sandwich he set up for his pal Gbenga Akinnagbe.

Video vixen Mylessa Ford and porn queen Heather Hunter.

Now that's a lethal combination.

Literally.

And He Wonders Why The Cops Target Him

When Stuff Magazine asked Snoop Dogg what was the first thing

he did in the morning, he replied, "Roll a blunt."

And when they asked him what was the last thing he did

at night, he said, "Smoke a blunt."

Snoop, I don't know if you realize this, but smoking weed is

illegal, and as long as you taunt the police in the press,

they're going to continue to target your ass.

I'm just saying.

(MSNBC)

Just Enough Rope

Remember when we talked about that disgusting

book OJ Simpson wrote called, If I Did It?

Well, you're not going to believe this.

In a two part interview scheduled to air on Fox Nov. 27th

and 29th, OJ is going to discuss how he would have killed

Nicole and Ron, if he had been the one to commit the crime.

Did you hear me?

Just days before his book is released,

OJ is going to go on televison and "hypothetically" desrcibe

the crimes in detail. His attention whorism knows no bounds.

Could he be any more cruel to his children?

(Yahoo)

Eva Dumps Tyra Banks And Benny Medina

America's Next Top Model winner Eva Pigford

is switching up her mangement team. She's

dropping Tyra Banks and Benny Medina and going

with Jerome Martin. Can somebody tell me who the

hell Jerome Martin is? Eva, darling. Don't you remember

what happend to Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez

when they dropped Benny Medina? They both came

crawling back on their hands and knees.

Despite that, this will probably be a much better look for Eva,

because it's obvious neither Tyra nor Benny have time

to give the girl any guidence. Have you seen the shit she's

been turning up in lately?

(Page Six)

Happy Birthday Old Dirty

RIP

This Is For You Niggas

Bootleg Video For Jay Z Lost Ones

This The Girl Who Raped DMX

She's in this month's issue of Sister 2 Sister

calling DMX all kinds of liars. She said they

had the regular old jump off type relationship

and that she absolutely did not rape that fool.

So There!

Click to read that one page I scanned.

Trina's in the mag too, still crying over Lil Wayne,

but she refused to reveal why they broke up.

MiJac Accuser Found Guilty

Janet Jackson, not his sister Janet, the

mother of the last boy who accused Mike

of feeling him up, plead guilty to welfare

fraud charges and has to do 150 hours

of community service, plus pay back the

$8,600.00 she stole from welfare.

The kicker?

Janet's welfare theft came to light during the

child molestation trial. Mike's attornys used the

information to paint Jan as a lying thief.

So not only did she lose the case,

but she was convicted instead of Mike!

(Yahoo)

Kelis and Carmen Got Something In Common

I guess it's safe to assume Nas likes 'em raunchy.

Kelis, literally, showing her ass on stage.

(Juicy-News)

Kelly Rowland Must Lurk On Lipstick Alley

Cause she's addressing rumors I only see on that

message board. Yesterday somebody on Lipstick Alley

asked if Kelly Rowland was killed in a car accident, and today

CBS news is reporting that she's safe and sound.

I hate to admit how much time I spend on the Internet

and I swear I only saw that rumor in one place.

Recoginze your power Lipstick Alley!

(ShowBuzz)

Feel The Wrath Of Her Madness

Do not walk up to Queen Latifah in the airport

and try to hand her your business card.

That's what some random actor dude found

out the hard way. Law and Order actor, Bill Burns

told Page Six when he approached The Queen at

the Newark airport, Latifah had her

companion rip the card to shreds and throw

it on the ground, all the while using racial slurs.

Since the dude was white, lets guess what names she used.

Cracker-ass?

Red-Neck?

Honkey?

White Trash?

Whitey?

What do you think Queen called the dude?

(Page Six)

Eva Says No To Beyonce Lesbian Rumors

I called bullshit on this rumor the minute

I heard it, and I was right.

Eva Longoria says the rumors of her and Beyonce

playing lesbian lovers is a big fat lie.

And it's a good thing too, cause

Beyonce looks big enough to swallow her ass.

(People)

Hood Rich Don't Mean Shit. Jacob Wants His Money

These broke ass rappers kill me frontin' with they jewelry.

Why does Jacob the Jeweler have to sue Houston rap

godfather, Scarface to get paid for some bling he made that fool?

Jacob says he repeatedly asked Scar to pay him the 37 Gs

he owes for jewels Scarface copped back in 02.

Damn, Jake, you ain't get his credit card number or nothing?

You just let him walk out the store?

You might have to charge this to the game.

Maybe Scar'll get lucky and Jacob will be convicted

and sentened on his money laudering charges before this

case makes it to court.

(All Hip Hop)

Tracy Edmonds Pulling A Star Jones?

This is the second week in a row Tracey

Edmonds has been seen out with Eddie Murphy.

Last week pictures surfaced of the two dining in

LA at the Ivy, and this week Page Six pegged the couple

having dinner at The Lounge restaurant.

Let's just hope they're working on a project

for Tracey's Yab Yum productions.

Don't fall for another homo Tracey!

Eddie don't like girls.

(Page Six)

If You Were Born In St. Louis, Even If You Spent Ten Years In Dakar, You're Still American.

So why is Akon, who was born in St. Louis, moved to

Dakar, Senegal as a toddler and back to the U.S at age

ten, always touting his Africanism so tough?

Akon says he and Eminem are a lot alike because Em was

the first white boy to come and take over the rap game and

now he's the first African to come and do it. O.K. Kon, I hate

to be the one to break it to you, but if you were born here,

you're one of us. Just a plain old well traveled American negro.

Sorry!

And I think you have to sell as

much a Eminem before you can say you "took over"

the American rap game, mmmkay.

(NY Daily News)

Is Dave Tripping Again?

Organizers say Dave Chappelle backed out of

a Las Vegas comedy festival without explanation

and calls to Dave's reps have gone unanswered.

Bill Maher is still scheduled to perform, albiet

an hour earlier and Chappelle fans are being

offered refunds.

(Yahoo)

Cut It Out

If Janet Jackson is 40 years old,

what does that make Latoya? Like, 50?

I'm gonna need you old ass chicks to

stop bearing ya bellys, mmkay.

And this old hag got the nerve to have a belly ring!

Plastic surgery is not just for the face and neck LaToya,

get that shit tightend up!

Shar Milking The Divorce To Get Some Screen Time

Nas Explains Why Hip Hop Is Dead

BET Awards Show Ham

Wendy that wig is atrociousJermaine, I'mma need you to

teach your daughter to sit with her legs closed.

Anybody seen Janet?

Monica lookin like a Black Peg Bundy

Flav mouth looks so ashey and nasty!

Click to enlarge if you want to see this mess up close

And It Don't Stop

Naomi Campbell done caught another case ya'll!

This time Italian starlet Yvonne Scio is accusing

Naomi of pushing her against the wall and punching

her twice in the face, splattering blood everywhere.

Yvonne says Naomi was like Mike Tyson and said she was

so terrified she couldn't even scream.

This is the fourth assualt case filed against Naomi by some

skinny white broad. She knows who to mess with.

You see she ain't never been in Tyra or Kimora's face.

When she finally ends up in jail,

we'll find out just how tough she really is.

(Contact)

Rachel, Instead Of Making Goo Goo Eyes At Your Husband

you should be watching out for this chick instead

Page Six says Calvin Klein exec Annelise Peterson

serenaded your man with the Jennifer Holiday classic,

"You're Gonna Love Me" at a party the other night.

Chicks don't sing that song for nothing!

I'm telling you Rachel, watch this bitch.

(Page Six)

Getting Arrested Didn't Effect The Funny

Katt Williams being released after spending three days

in the clink on weapons charges.

Who's Gonna Kick Carmen's Ass First?

Nas or Allen Iverson's wife Tawanna?

TODAY ON PAGE SIX:

November 11, 2006 -- ALLEN Iverson isn't just one of the great basketball stars of our time - he's also a tireless slam-dunk in the bedroom, according to one of his ex-lovers.
In her autobiography, "It's No Secret," out this month from Pocket Books, former Def Jam Records office worker Carmen Bryan tells of her X-rated romps with hip-hop legends Jay-Z and Nas, with whom she has a child. But she saves her most gushing praise for Iverson, the 6-foot-tall Philadelphia 76ers guard, whom she labels a "lean and muscled" sexual "warrior."
"Just looking at him got me excited . . . He was so physically strong he thought nothing of picking me up and creating the most erotic of poses," writes Bryan about their first night of passion in a hotel. Even after Iverson exhausted her, he was instantly ready for more.
"In Round 2, he picked me up and swiftly carried me over to a table, perching me on its edge . . . holding me up by my hips and lower back." Exhausted, Bryan said she tried to rest, but Iverson snapped, "You think we're done? Oh, we ain't done!"
"He buried his face in my neck in spontaneous affection, which got Round 3 going. By now I needed a battery to keep up with the energetic Bubba Chuck."
Nas was also a player in the sack - "a human octopus" - she says. But he once freaked when he spotted a huge hickey on her neck from another man: "The next thing I knew I was being hit in the face with a closed fist. The impact of the blow was so fierce that I saw stars."
Bryan got payback when she inadvertently bought a box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire. "I ran down to the kitchen and grabbed a cup, added warm water and a pinch of baking soda . . . I told him to sit back and soak. It was at least an hour before Nas and his manhood were back to normal. 'The things you put me through, Carm,' he sighed."
Jay-Z, who Bryan says she inspired to write "Give It to Me," never had a problem getting amorous, even when he was wasted. "When [he] is inebriated his stamina increases tremendously," she gushes.

(Page Six)

It's one thing to see your business splashed across a bunch of nothing ass blogs, but when you start showing up on Page Six...

Flavor Of Love Season 3

A Fan's Account Of The 40 / 40 Club Anniversary Party

Sooooo CUTE...I was there and had a ball...I took some pics but I'm not a great photographer at all LOL plus it was so damn crowded up in there when I got there that u couldn't even walk and my feet was killing me from them damn 4 inch heels....it was fun though and they were having a ball...Bee said she don't dance in clubs but she and Jay were doing a lil two step in the VIP section...At a point I think she was ready to go and she looked at Jay and he nodded and he quickly kissed her on the cheek and started the grand finale to their night which was giving away the 50,000 dollars...I'm mad all the codes he called out nobody had and this one guy stood up saying I want it and Jay was like"U ain't win sh!t, Why u up... U want attention well hi and welcome"...lol...Jay is funny...Him and Bee are to cute like the faces and looks they make at each are adorable...Flex had it bumping and people were getting down in stilettos and suits...all and all it was a good time --------------------------------------------------------------------------------During the end of them being there I think Jay tripped lol...idk if it was something there but I mean he didn't fall but Bee grabbed him before he could really go anywhere and he turned around and she mouthed I got u baby and he winked ...my friend was like awwww did u see that lol... While they were getting there little two step on the eye contact they had was crazy and this one woman was like they gonna kiss where the f**k my hubbie with the camera...she was going crazy I was like calm down I will take a pic and she still was going crazy but anyway Bee was whispering in his ear and I guess he liked it cause he grabbed her and then she looked at him like whoa buddy lol and he like nuzzled her neck and she liked that haha ...it was adorable and u can tell all the rumors are so false because they love the hec out of each other...Now down to that damn 50 thousand... damn it he was going to throw it into the crowd but Bee was like No shaking her head when he was like "I'm about to just throw the money out to the crowd" but it would of been chaos and I would of been the first grabbing LOL...Oh another cute moment also was when they were up getting ready to announce the winning code the paparazzi was taking pics and they had there backs turned away from the crowd surrounded by bodyguards and Bee was looking a little closed in and uncomfortable and Jay pinched her butt I swear he did...I saw it lol my friend was like not uh I didn't see it but she wasn't looking as hard as me lol but anyway when me and my bestest upload our horrible pics I will post them ...here is a terrible one while I was right in front of Bee I went to take a damn pic and someone pushed my hand out the way and I snapped from the nose down...another woman that I thank tried to get a pic for me also but when they were leaving everyone migrated towards them making it crazy.

They Said, "Show Me The Roc" But This Guy Thought They Said, "How Big Is Beyonce's Cock?"

Beyonce and Jay Z at the 40/40 Club one year anniversary party

Shar Must Be Trying To Get Back With Her Baby Daddy

Cause she's telling anybody who'll listen, what a great guy Kevin Federline is.

What a dumb bitch.

Shar, don't you remember he left your ass while you

were pregnant? She even has the nerve to tell people

Kevin doesn't give her any money, just pays for

private school for their kids instead.

Oh really?

One of Shar and Kevin's kids ain't even old enough

for school, and Kori can't be in too much more

than kindergarten.

Shar, you got two baby daddies, why not

try and get back with the other one?

I'm telling ya'll, Kim Porter is a bad influence

on these desperate bitches.

(yahoo)

Beyonce Down With Girl On Girl Action?

I'll believe this one when I see it.

The latest Internet chatter has Beyonce Knowles

and Eva Longoria playing lesbian lovers in

a film called "Tipping the Velvet."

Whatever.

Beyonce freaking Eva Longoria?

Yeah, right.

This some shit made up by some horny

sixteen year old boys.

(Contact)

RIP

Gerald Levert's family tells Channel 3 News it appears he died in his sleep, possibly of a heart attack. He was 40 years old.Gerald was the son of Eddie Levert, a founder and lead singer of the O'Jays. The family has a street named after them in their native Canton.Gerald and Eddie collaborated many times, recording an album called Father and Son together. He also sang with his brother Sean and Marc Gordon in the R & B Trio LeVert

(WKYC)

Is This Doggin' Or Dick Ridin'?

Poster and Pictures from Jim Jones' CD release party

RIP

Ed Bradley

1941 - 2006

(TMZ)

Another Chapter From Carmen's Book

"Carm, is he talking about you?"
Nas's insistent voice penetrated the fog in my head. I must have picked up the ringing telephone in my sleep. Had it awakened our daughter, Destiny, too?"What?" My bedside clock read midnight. It was 3 A.M. for Nas in New York. Uh-oh. Whatever prompted this call was troubling enough to keep him awake."I keep hearing about this Memphis Bleek song with Jay-Z. It's supposed to be about you."The song was news to me, but at the mention of Shawn's name my heart sank down to my stomach, which tightened into knots. I sat up in bed and tossed aside the silk comforter. With the movement the diamond on my left hand caught a silvery ray of moonlight. I took a deep breath and calmed down. Nas and I were finally getting married. This was no time to panic."What song?" I asked, as neutrally as possible."'Is That Your Chick.' Carm, it's getting harder and harder for me to ignore the rumors about you and this dude -- ""They are just rumors, Nas." I put on what I hoped was a persuasively reasonable tone. "People talk. I put up with rumors about who you're supposed to be with all the time. Foxy, Beyoncè, Mary J. Every week they're saying it's someone new. You're just going to have to charge it to the game like I do."Nas was silent. I could almost hear him balancing it out in his mind. On one side, there was my comforting explanation. A big part of him wanted to believe it. On the other hand, there was the growing weight of his suspicion. Nas wasn't exactly buying my little speech, but he let things drop for the moment. We hung up and I lunged for the bathroom, where I was sick.Nas was very competitive in that he had two part-time jobs: he spent half his time talking up himself and the other half talking down others. In public, Nas tended to be more low-key and aloof than other entertainers. But at home, he was extremely opinionated and vocal about his peers' artistic efforts. Even if he was cool with someone personally, Nas always had a raw comment about their music. For example: in my opinion, Foxy Brown is the most talented female MC. Most will agree Foxy wears the crown, hands down. Not Nas. "You could just throw a few ingredients in a bowl, stir, and come up with another Foxy," he would rant. He had criticism of just about anyone. He would say Ja Rule was biting DMX's style, or Fat Joe was corny. These reviews always led up to the same point: "There is no real talent out there." The only lyricist Nas considered to be in his league was the late B.I.G. Nas's battle with Jay-Z was as much one of words as of the heart. I'd started seeing Jay finally doing to Nas what he'd been doing to me for years.Nas and Jay-Z always had this bizarre competition. Nas would make comments to me like, "I don't remember that nigga being no ill drug dealer." In fact no one with any real credibility could confirm Jay-Z's "back in the day" drug dealer/baller status. Exaggeration is standard in the music industry. But according to Nas, Jay-Z had no merit to his claims and not one defender."Carm, this nigga Jay is so shallow," Nas would say. "He's a surface MC. He's plastic on stage. That's bad enough. But he doesn't even know what he's talking about. He hasn't done half the sh** he's talking about in his rhymes. I don't believe him. Period."Still, I couldn't imagine what might have motivated this "Is That Your Chick" song. Naturally Shawn would appear on Memphis Bleek's single -- a fellow artist on the Roc-A-Fella label. And the song certainly could have something to do with me. Throughout our clandestine relationship Shawn had made many references to me in his lyrics. But he had never said anything negative or explicit and had never used his relationship with me to taunt Nas.This was turning into an urban soap opera with me in a leading role as the femme fatale. I had to hear this Memphis Bleek song. After a few calls to friends in New York, I found someone to play the song for me over the phone. It went "How foul is she? And you wifed her" and talked about how he put the condom on "tighter."At first I thought, Psss . . . I don't know who Shawn's referring to, but he *!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&* sure ain't talking about me! The lyrics were rather racy and described a type of liaison that was the exact opposite of our relationship.Shawn's disparaging lyrics gave no indication of the solid friendship we'd shared over the years. Not to mention the fact that it took a good year before we even became lovers or that I had recently been pregnant by him -- 'cause he didn't wear a condom at all, let alone tight enough.

After listening to the song, it was evident that the record was designed to take a direct stab at Nas, making me a casualty of this ongoing and highly publicized strife.I tried to put things in perspective and take it like a hard-nosed realist, but I couldn't feign callousness. Shawn's actions were a complete disappointment. Instead of being hurt, I was enraged. I knew what I had to do before this thing went any further. I had to bring Nas up to speed. It was time to reveal the truth, once and for all.Throughout the next day, Nas gathered evidence that the song referred to me. That night he called back for another round of questions. As I quietly deflected them, I walked by Destiny's room to make sure she was asleep, then headed downstairs. I walked down the stairs with the cordless phone to my ear, my forehead breaking out into a sweat. My heart was racing, my breathing became heavy and my stomach was in knots. I even said a quick little prayer and turned off all the lights as if darkness provided an escape.After some anxious pacing between the bathroom and kitchen, I ended up in front of my bathroom mirror, in darkness. My reflection was a vague silhouette, just barely visible. I was so tired of misrepresenting myself, of sneaking out, of lying and denying the truth. Of course, Nas had long done the same thing. It had been a rough and rocky nine years for us. But for all our drama, we were inextricably linked -- we had a daughter and deep, deep history together. I couldn't let Shawn belittle Nas as a man. Nas deserved to have a fighting chance."Nas, it's true." My words tumbled out. "The rumors are true. I have been seeing Jay-Z.""Carm, how could you?" Nas asked in disbelief. "Why that nigga? I can't believe what you're telling me right now.""Nas, I'm sorry." I choked out my apology as I started to cry. "I am so sorry." I had always thought that when this day finally came I would feel vindicated. For so long I had craved the taste of bittersweet revenge. Nas would finally feel what I had felt over the years. But this was completely different. I felt horrible, not for my actions, but because I had hurt Nas and he was suffering from tremendous heartache. It just wasn't what I'd envisioned.Nas was unmoved by my sobbing regret. He wanted details. "How long have you been f***ing with this dude?""It's been a minute," I answered. Even though I'd resolved to tell him everything, it took a while to get my courage up."How long is a minute, Carm?""Like five years.""Five years! Five years, Carm? What the f*** is wrong with you? What were you thinking? You mean all this time I been hearing rumors about you and this nigga, brushing them off like, 'Nah, not Carm. She may do her thing but she would never disrespect me like that. . . . Where did you meet this nigga at?""We met at a club in the city. It started as a friendship. Was for a year before we slept together."Nas sucked his teeth. "I don't give a f*** if it took you ten years to sleep with him. You're supposed to be my wife, that sh** wasn't supposed to happen, Carm! I don't deserve this. I want to know everything! You ever been to his crib?""Yes.""You ever been to a hotel with him?""No. We always hang out at his crib.""Did you ever take my car to go see this nigga?" I thought to myself, What kind of question is that? But I continued to answer."Uh huh."These intimate details would give Nas enough material to spin some elaborately jealous story lines in his mind. Still, I had to answer the questions to prevent his imagination from getting the best of him. He would drive himself crazy with speculation if he didn't have this chance to grill me."Does he hold you at night?""Yes."He hesitated. I realized what he really wanted to ask. Guys may feign disinterest about the matter, but they're all anxious to know: Is he bigger than me? For the moment Nas avoided the size question."Did you go down on him?" he asked."Once.""Once, I don't believe that! You're such a f***ing slut! I can't believe you sucked that nigga's d*ck, Carm. Come on, you're gonna tell me you only did it once. You're such a f***ing liar.""It's true. You can ask him.""What? Ask him? Carm, I'm gonna kill that nigga! I f***ing hate you!"Nas hung up on me. I called back. He just kept screaming through his extensive vocabulary of derogative terms: I was a slut, a whore, a dirty *!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&**!@$%&* and more. He hung up, but then immediately called back, hoping to find some release in another diatribe. It had the opposite effect: Ranting only sustained his sense of violation, kept his feelings raw. We went back and forth with a few more rounds of confession and condemnation until he finally stopped answering the phone. Nas was done with me for the night. Maybe forever.I turned on the bathroom light and looked in the mirror, still crying. Tears seemed to be washing away my features, making an anonymous mask of my face. So I had finally confessed to Nas. I looked at myself a little more closely. It was time for me to get real with myself.I was crying tears of frustration. Shawn had stripped me of the opportunity to divulge our relationship in my own private way. I was mortified that Nas found out in such a public manner. But that's the way it goes down in a love triangle, the unholiest of trinities.I stared in the mirror until I finally stopped crying, then washed away the residue of my tears. Facing the truth gave me a new clarity. Self-realization smoothed my forehead and conviction strengthened my jaw. I was naïve enough to believe the uncovering of my affair with Jay-Z would bring closure to my relationship with Nas. I was ready for it to end. But it wasn't the end. In fact, it was only the beginning.

If You Settle Out Of Court, Does That Mean You're Guilty?

Cause Bill Cosby settled out of court in that lawsuit

brought by the lady who said he drugged and

sexually assaulted her back in 2004. The woman

is not allowed to talk about the terms of the

settlement, but you know damn well if she

was lying, Bill would have taken her to task.

So let me get this straight.

Buying $200.00 gym shoes: bad

Drugging and date raping: good

(yahoo)

Regina King Is Divorcing Her Husband

I don't know what's going on, but chicks

are leaving they men left and right.

Whitney, Britney, now add Regina King to the list.

And according to Page Six, she's leaving her man for

the same reasons Whit and Brit left they men:

Physical abuse, drug use and extramarital affairs.

(Page Six)

Allen Iverson had Carmen's Cooch All Stretched Out

Nas' baby mama Carmen is creating buzz for

her book by leaking chapters. On All Hip Hop

yesterday, Illseed posted chapter 12 where

Carm talks all about how she spent the weekend

in Atlantic City getting banged out by A. I. and then

how she had to come home and fuck Nas. She said she

didn't want to do it but she had to play it off.

Anyway,

they were getting down to it when all of a sudden

Nas jumped out the pussy saying something didn't feel right.

Carmen copped an attitude and flipped the script on his ass.

What a slick bitch.

Read it for yourself here.

Girl Dies Doing The Dutty Wine

They doing this dance on the Dancehall scene called the Dutty Wine.
You basically whip your neck in one direction and your ass in another.
Doctors in Jamaica been warning that this dance and cause bone problems
and somebody even died doing this dance.
So check out these videos to learn how to get ya Dutty Wine on!

Cops Take Snoop's Weed At Interscope Party

Shits going from bad to worse for Snoop Dogg.

Yesterday he turned himself in on a felony weapons

charge stemming from that baton incident at

Bob Hope airport in LA. Snoop claims the 20 inch

collapsible baton was a prop for a video and he didn't

know it was illegal to carry it. His bond on that charge

was $150,000. Then Snoop got nicked at the airport in

Burbank when cops in the loading zone searched his car and

found weed and guns. He paid a $35,000.00 bond on that case.

Since Snoop already has a coke conviction on his record,

does this count as his third strike?

Anyway,

Snoop was in Copenhagen to preform at the Nike-Interscope

European MTV Video Music Awards after party.

He was headed to VIP and sent his people ahead to

clear it out. One of the people he tried to boot

happend to be the Crown Prince of Denmark.

Anyway, you know Snoop don't trump royalty.

So they ended up sharing the VIP but a few minutes

later, local cops raided the club and confiscated

Snoop's weed. He was so mad, he didn't even perform.

That royal prince must be a snitch.

(Mirror)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Jay Z and two chickens.
click here.

When Did Comedians Start Carrying Heat?

Katt Williams must be trying to up his street cred.

What other reason can you think of to justify

his trying to get guns on a plane?

Katt was arrested Monday after security

at LAX found one gun in his carry on bag

and three more in his checked luggage.

What's worse,

the gun in his carry on turned out to be stolen!

(TMZ)

I Wonder If Baby Is Jealous Of How Much Weezy Loves Jay

Pee Pee Diddy

Will somebody please go buy Press Play

so this guy can shut up?

Now Diddy wants to tell us about

how he used to pee in the bed.

Pee Diddy tells Contact Music

he used to hate sleepovers

because he was a bed pisser.

Damn, Diddy

we don't want to know that!

(Conctact Music)

Foxy I know You Can't Hear Me, But Def Jam Bout To Drop You Girl!

Page Six got Foxy on blast today.

They say Def Jam bout to drop her ass

and she don't got a clue the axe is about to fall.

And if all that ain't enough,

they say she lost her book deal,

got cancelled off Oprah

and her cd is trash.

(Page Six)

Everybody Hates Being Married

I know I'm late, but i took a little vacay

back to my hometown, and when I'm kicking

it with my buds, I tend to forget about ya'll!

Anyway

Chris Rock is divorcing his wife Malaak

and leaving his two daughters.

Yeah, I said it.

Chris and Malaak been married for ten years

and his youngest daughter is only 2.

Stick it out Chris! Don't be responsible for

sending your daughters to the stripper pole!

You know what they say about girls

who grow up without dads.

(TMZ)

Kanye Is On Drugs

Kanye West got nominated for a European MTV Video Award

He didn't win, but he went on stage anyway to talk shit.

Look at the deranged look in his eyes.

Tisha Campbell Don't Need To Talk About The Size Of Nobody's Head

Tisha Campbell and Tichina Arnold

went out for Halloween dressed as Tyra Banks

and Miss Jay. Tisha donned an extra long forehead

to play Tyra and Tichina put on black face to look

more like Miss Jay. The funny thing is, I thought

they were just being Pam and Gina.