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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Next On Maury

Did you hear about that woman who claimed Chris Rock might be the father of her 13 year old son and she wanted him to take a paternity test? She's a scammer. TMZ dug up the dirt on her ass. She's been charged with all kinds of shit; theft by deception, writing bad checks, DUI, she even told police some cock-a-mamie story about being kidnapped and forced by gunpoint to ingest a "powdery white substance", but her own son busted her. They say this isn't the first time she asked Chris for a paternity test either. The first time she asked Chris for his DNA, she never showed up to get it.

(TMZ)

23 comments:

Opinionated Diva said...

Despite all the shit she has done. Chris could still be the father of that child, since obviously he isn't denying sleeping with her.

I'm mad he slept with that fug looking chick. I hope she looked a LOT better 13 years ago!!

Anonymous said...

she look like she was prolly decent 13 years ago...either that or just easy pussy he came across...

Anonymous said...

HE IS NASTY.

YAZMAR said...

What the sam hell was he thinking....his nasty punk ass...yuck

Rock This! said...

Wasn't he famous 13yrs ago? lol
He either was very horny and she was just there or he has no game! LOL..... He should have just fucked her in the ass then he wouldnt have this problem! LOL

Anonymous said...

dunno bout that ass fucking comment.
she might have looked good 13 years ago.
how long has he been married?
she prolly suck a mean dick.

women fuck fugly dudes all the time.
FOR THE MONEY.
besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

anyways, i'm bout to go eat some white pussy.
yum.

Anonymous said...

This BITCH iz Trailer park trash! What the fuck are you talkin about. Aint no beatin around the bush this bitch is ugly now and was ugly then. Dont defend her uglyness because she white.

i telz it likes it iz said...

^^Anon 10:54, waaaaaaaayyy too much info!

Anonymous said...

Is/Was Chris fuckin that many females bareback that he'll now just willingly release his DNA at the request of any chick???

You want my DNA I'm gonna need more than just your "claim" that I fathered your kid.

Fuck morality... That's just plain nasty!!!

Anonymous said...

hey whatever, if he stuck himself up in there he should at least see if the kid is his...she probaly would not have to steal if she had herself together better, just goes to show something else to bring a woman down....

Work is boring said...

We must all be forgetting what Chris Rock looked like about 13 years ago. Anyway they must have liked something about one another or else he wouldn't "possibly" be the father of the kid.

Anonymous said...

Why wait 13yrs before you ask for a DNA test from a RICH man? Sounds phony to me! We all know these woman use child support as a way to gain profits for there own self gain.

mahogany said...

Damn she must've saw his "star quality" even then to have sex with Pookie!!! She needs to be an A&R with a damn talent agency.

Anonymous said...

Shiiiit 13 years ago Chris Rock was looking busted, & he still aint cute so as far as i am concern they were probably perfect for each other & who knows maybe she was the first white chick to give Pookie some punanny.

Anonymous said...

^^You knooooooooooow how it is. A paid MF can be as busted looking as he wants to be and 13 yrs ago, Rock was paid.

He shoulda been able to pull something better than that biatch.

YAZMAR said...

Ya'll actin brand new-We all remember POOKIE on New Jack City...

Opinionated Diva said...

Speaking of New Jack City...I heard there's supposed to be a second installment in the works.

Would people even care?

Anonymous said...

I know he can miss me with any white jokes....the least he could have done was get someone fly... WTF is going on

YAZMAR said...

@Opinionated Diva-A new NEW JACK CITY?-It won't be as worthy as the 1st classic installment so I guess it's no purpose

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

He couldn't have done better? Dayum!!!!!!

New Jack City 2: Crack Ain't Whack. I hope they don't...

Virgo74 said...

Chris, Chris, Chris!! What the hell were you thinking about? I know that you looked like shit before you got your teeth and that Wave Noveau in your head, but damn!!

Soulwriter said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chris can sure pick em'----EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! She doesn't look too stable; I would stipulate that enough child support be made available for living expenses and the rest be put in a trust, cuz' she looks like she'd trick it off or smoke it up.
Again, EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

Anonymous said...

she was prolly a dame in her day. BUT, wtf is up with choosing Chris as the father. she RELLEE must eb telling tha truth--no gold digger aims at a comedian first, like christ rock...its usually rappers and sh*t......this may have some truth to it.

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