And ain't nobody paying attention to the twins. Yep, that seems about right.(word to YBF for the scan)

And ain't nobody paying attention to the twins. Yep, that seems about right.
According to Fox News, Michael Jackson's daddy, Joe, went to see Michael at his Las Vegas digs and Mike's nanny / wife, Grace Rwaramba, would not let him in. They say Joe sat outside the gates for 3 hours before giving up on Mike. Uh, Rebbie, La Toya, Jermaine, Tito, Marlon, Randy and Janet, I think it's time to go whoo-ride on Miss Grace.
"Me and Ice are currently writing a book about creating and maintaining a successful relationship," CoCo told N Y Daily News' Ben Widdicombe. This bitch is sick. Does she really think we want to hear about her crawling around on her hands and knees, fetching Kool-aid for this prehistoric pimp?
Why else would Puff be in trouble for snatching the memory card out of some girl's camera who snapped a picture of him dancing in the club with Sienna Miller? The chick is mad as hell too, she filed a police report and everything. They say cops are reviewing video from the club's surveillance cameras to decide whether or not to press any charges. Can I switch gears here?
Remember that lawsuit Toni Braxton filed against her former manager, Barry Hankerson, claiming he wrecked her career by presuading her to leave Arista Records to sign with his label, Blackground, and then when she tried to fire him, he tried to sabatoge her career? Sounded like a strong case to me, I mean her career is pretty wrecked. But anyway, when the judge asked Toni to justify grounds for her lawsuit, Toni was unable to come up with anything and dropped the suit altogether.
TMZ has confirmed that the family of the woman killed in a car crash involving Brandy has just sued the singer for wrongful death.
Kobe Bryant was suspended one game without pay by the NBA on Tuesday for striking San Antonio's Manu Ginobili in the face.
I know you've heard Puffy's been running around town with actress Sienna Miller ever since the night of the Golden Globe awards. Big whoop. If Kim Porter don't care, I sure in the hell don't. Anyway, the New York Daily News says Puffy and two J. Lo lookalikes went to Scores strip club, picked out two scrippers, got a private room and posted two bodyguards outside the door. Now that's all well and good, but why they say Puffy ain't have no cash to tip the dancers?
Cause my peoples tell me they saw Eddie Murphy's ex wife Nicole, and she was all up on Ray J. I guess she heard about all the play he been getting lately. Anyway, they said Ray J and Nicole came to the club at the same time, but not together and Nicole was all up on him. And when Ray J got his table Nicole sat down with him, and even though Ray J cheap ass only bought one bottle of champagne, he and Nicole got very very cozy...Can anybody confirm?
According to the Philadelphia Daily News, Allen Iverson's wife Tawanna has been meeting with divorce lawyers. But hold up. Meeting with lawyers and getting a divorce ain't exactly the same thing, but it does let you know there are cracks in the union. Keep hope alive hoochies. This move by Tawanna proves there is the smallest chance that you could be Allen Iverson's next baby mama.
This looks really fucked up. These are pictures from that crash Brandy caused on the highway in LA, and now they're saying she might catch a case. See the rest of pics here.
Reggie Bush must be feeling real stupid right about now. Last week the NFL rookie and the New Orleans Saints lost the NFC championship to the Chicago Bears. What's worse, people blame that loss on Reggie because while running 88 yards for a touchdown, he turned around and ran backwards to the goal line, pointing into the Bear's quaterback's face, then he summersaulted into the end zone like he used to do in college. And right after that, the Bears dug into that ass, winning the game 39-14. Now on top of being a loser, Reggie gotta pay $5,000.00, too.
Is it really cool or really lame that Maimi-Dade police reserve officer, Shaquille O'Neal, who was not on duty at the time, followed an alleged hit and run driver for five minutes, called the cops, then with the help of his personal body-guard, hemmed the guy up in a gas station until the cops came and got him? The weird thing is, Miami-Dade police are acting real tight lipped about the whole thing, like it's another botched arrest for Shaq.
When NBA player Jason Kidd filed to end his marriage, the original divorce papers were juicy as hell! Jason was claiming his wife Joumana abused him and their kids. He called her paranoid and jealous, claiming she tracked his moves with Onstar, installed spyware on his computer and had their 8 year old son sneak into the player's locker room to steal his cell phone so she could see who he was calling. That was two weeks ago. Now all the divorce papers say is the standard, "irreconcilable differences". For some reason, Jason backed up off those original allegations.

For all the haters who said she couldn't do it. For everybody who said she was out of shape and past her prime; Miss Serena Willimas entered the Australian Open ranked number 81 in the world, and after winning the damn thang moved her ranking up to 14th. You better ask somebody
Michael Jackson can't get a job. Yeah, so, like, Mike's been in Vegas since Christmas taking meetings with hotel and casino types, trying to score one of those Celine Dion, Prince, Toni Braxton type gigs, but nobody wants any part of his ass. So far the only job he was able to get was shaking hands in Japan with people who were willing to pay $3,000.00 for the privilege.
You know ain't nothing going on if we gotta resort to talking about Young Buck getting picked up for traffic warrants in his home town. Yeah, so, Buck was in Nashville to promote his album and be in a fashion show for Gino Green or something, and after the show, Buck was bobbing and weaving his Caddilac Escalade in and out of traffic, so the cops pulled him over. When they ran his name, an old warrant for driving with a suspended license came up, so they took him to the station. Buck posted a $1,000.00 bond and was released. He gotta appear in court on Feburary 27. Can we just be happy that he didn't have guns or drugs on him? Damn if these rappers ain't getting smarter......or broke-er.
Federal agents have benched former University of Michigan star and NBA player Robert Traylor. Thursday, Traylor pleaded guilty in federal court to filing false tax returns. Prosecutors say he claimed a $205,000 write-off for losses on rental property which he did not own. Apparently, the property belonged to his cousin and notorious drug lord Quasand Lewis. Traylor faces up to 14 months in prison.

Some kids at Tarleton college in Texas held a Martin Luther King Celebration where they ate fried chicken, drank malt liquor and smoked weed to commemorate the holiday.
Isaiah Washington's new handlers aren't exactly helping his case. Remember back in October when Isaiah had that fight onset and called that one dude a fag? The situation cooled down publicly until Isaiah's show, Grey's Anatomy, won a Golden Globe. That's when Isaiah stirred everything up again by denying the incident ever happened, using the word "fag" in his crazy denial on live TV. Since then, Isaiah fired his publicist, hired a crisis management team and entered rehab. Rehab? What is he being treated for? Having a potty mouth? Is "fag" the new "nigger"? Should Michael Richards have to go to rehab too?
TMZ is reporting Brandy was the cause of a fatal accident. They say she was driving her Land Rover at 65 mph and didn't notice traffic slow down and smashed into this one car, causing a multi-car pile up, and one lady ended up dead. No drugs or alcohol played a factor. Just Brandy's ass not paying attention
Last night, Jamie Foxx and Fantasia performed at Madison Square Garden to a bunch of empty seats. Wow.



Check it. You should already know that OJ's assets were frozen after murder victim Ronald Goldman's father filed suit to take that money OJ made from that disgusting ass book he wrote called, If I Did It, about the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. But do you know what OJ's lawyer had the nerve to tell Ron Goldman's father in an effort to get him to drop suit? That he "needs to get rid of the anger and deal with this as a business deal"and invited him to, "talk hard dollars and percentages."
With a total amassed wealth of 1.5 billion dollars, Oprah Winfrey tops Forbes list of 20 Richest Women in Entertainment. Mariah Carey made the list with her $225 million and even though her last album flopped, Janet Jackson is still on the list having made $150 million over the course of her career.
Breaking news ya'll! I just heard on Atlanta local news that Michael Vick was in the airport acting real suspicious at a security check point, like he didn't want to throw away his water bottle. When he finally did throw it away, the security snitches went and got it out the trash and found that it had a secret compartment full of weed! OOOOOOOOO Michael! You gon get it!


Three weeks after his death, James Brown is still chillin' in the front room of his house on Beech Island in South Carolina. But it's not as weird as it sounds. He's not buried yet because his family is building a mauselum on the estate for his final resting place. They say it should be ready in a month. In the mean time, Tomi Rae Hynie, James' long time companion, who, along with her five year old son James Jr, were left out of James' will, is suing for half of the James Brown Estate with 7 percent of the remaing half going to her son James Jr. Damn I can't wait for that paternity test to come back.
After winning three Golden Globes, Parmount studios is increasing the number of screens showing Dreamgirls from less than 900 to over 2000.
Alright Fox Boogie! I see you girl, getting an "an excellent report from probation." Fox B been attending her anger management program and passing all her piss tests. Hang in there Foxy, oh an' your nipple is slipping out of your shirt, there.
Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault for blasting her maid in the head with a jewel encrusted Blackberry. Naomi testified, "I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her."
Parts of his disgusting book leaked.
This Michael Strahan divorce is getting uglier by the day ya'll! First Jean Strahan accused Mike of living an "alternative lifestyle" then, she got more than half of his money, then a few days after the divorce is final, she's all in the press talking about how his teammates have been calling to console her and how she's going to have fun for the rest of her life. And now, one day after that, her "live in" carpenter had to call the cops on Mike after he showed up to drop off the kids and Jean wasn't home. The "carpenter" was like, "Jean not home, you can leave the girls with me", and Mike was like, "I ain't leaving my daughters with you! If Jean ain't here in five minutes it's gonna be trouble!" So dude called the cops! It was a mess!
Did you see Stomp the Yard this weekend? I ain't see it yet. Anyway, I was digging through threads on my favorite message board when the star of Stomp the Yard, Columbus Short's name came up. It was not pretty ya'll, not pretty at all.....
It's old, and it's not very good, but it's still celebrity porn and just to see Nicole pick Colin's pubic hair out of her teeth and flick bugs off his nuts is worth the watch. Check it out. click
New York Giant Michael Strahan is somewhere crying his eyes out because his ex-wife just got awarded 15 million dollars in their divorce settlement. That's over half of his $23 million dollar net worth. But don't feel bad for this dummy. He's the one who signed a pre-nuptual agreement that entitled Jean Strahan to 50 percent of their joint marital assets and 20 percent of his yearly income from each year they were married.
Toni Braxton is suing her former manager, Barry Hankerson, saying he owes her at least $10 million for maneuvering to have her abandon a long, lucrative relationship with her record company and jump to his own record label.
Look at him. He looks high going up for the rebound. Minnesota Timberwolf, number 41, Eddie Griffin, was suspended for five games for failing his drug test. His stats ain't too hot either, so dude might be getting dropped. Good luck with that, Ed.
James Brown's will was read Thursday and while he provides for six of his children, there was no mention of his partner Tomi Rae Hynie or her five year old son, James Brown Jr.
I am sooooo mad right now. If I had known shit was selling that cheap at the Whitney Houston Love Hang Over Everything Must Go Crackhead Firesale, I would have taken my butt up to Jersey.
Last year when Barry Bonds tested positve for amphetamines, do you know what he did? Ratted out fellow teammate Mike Sweeny , claiming it must have been something he got from Mike's locker. What a dick.
I'm sure you heard that there might be a sex tape with Ray J and Kim Kardashian, and I would have cut Paris and Serena out of this pic, but I'm on the road and I ain't got no photo shop, but anyway, why the New York Daily News say Kim is shopping the tape around and there's a golden shower at the end? Ewwwwwww. I can't wait to post that shit on Rhymes With Snitch.
So remember yesterday when Jason Kidd released that statement about his wife Joumana abusing their kids? Well, I just took for granted that meant they were filing for divorce. So how come today when Jason actually filed, Joumana tried to act like she all surprised? I sure wasn't.
This is Max B. He rolls with Jim Jones and Dipset. Click here if you want to read about how his stripper girlfriend told him about some trick in the bar flashing money, and how they conspired to set him up and rob him and how it ended in murder.
After two funerals and a lot of fanfare, James Brown's body still hasn't been buried. His people got him laid up in the house in a temperature controlled room with guards, while they decide what to do with his estate.
Why this fool show up at super hot club Tao in Las Vegas, 20 deep, kicking people out of VIP? They say his body guards were physically picking girls up and removing them from the area. Some of chicks said they weren't even allowed to get their purses until they called Tao security.
Jason Kidd is accusing his wife Joumana of emotionally abusing their kids.
Remember when T.O. tried to kill himself and his publicist Kim Etheredge staged the press conference from hell? Well, they say T.O. started distancing himself from her ever since that night, but he finally gave her the ax. You can watch the train wreck press conference here. Kim shows up about 4:52 into it.
He did according to Brown family lawyer, Debra Opri. She says although James never questioned the paternity of the he and Tomi Rae's five year old son while he was alive, she claims her instructed her to have tests done after his death so the family could be sure.
I saw this movie poster from Hustle and Flow director Craig Brewer's new movie Black Snake Moan and I didn't get it. So I watched the movie trailer....and I still don't get it. You watch it and tell me what hell he's trying to say. Click
Mel B has to have round the clock police protection at her rented LA home, because some crazy Eddie Murphy fans are camped outside her house screaming insults everytime she walks out the door. How much you want to bet it's an army of drag queens in full make-up?


A female sergeant is in hot water for sneaking Busta Rhymes out the back door instead of having him walk out the front, after his latest assualt arrest. All defendants are supposed to leave the courthouse through the public exits after they've been bailed out, but Bus was allowed to leave out the back, where he slipped onto a bus that dropped him off a few blocks away.
Allen Iverson was fined $25,000 by the NBA for talking slick about the referee after Denver's loss to Philadelphia.
Somebody told me they were in a popular nite club in LA last night, because the Denver Nuggets were in town, and guess who they saw? Denver Nugget Kenyon Martin and Eddie Murphy's ex-wife Nicole. They say Nicole got on the dance floor and started dancing, all the while keeping her eyes on Kenyon. They say she kept getting slutty, dancing like a stripper making her way over to Kenyon, but he was not really checking for her. They say she touched him few times around his you- know-what and after few minutes numbers were exchanged.
Los Angeles police are investigating a claim by R&B singer Tyrese's three months pregnant girlfriend after paramedics responsed to a 5:30am call to his home claiming Tyrese punched her several times before driving away.
A federal judge yesterday temporarily froze movement of O.J. Simpson's assets until he decides the fate of a bid by murder victim Ron Goldman's family to get the dough the ex-football star was paid for his failed "If I Did It" book and TV deal. They contend he unlawfully funneled his estimated $1 million paycheck to a dummy corporation to duck paying them and other creditors, including American Express. Simpson owes a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment to the heirs of Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson because a civil jury found him responsible for their slashing deaths in 1994. He was acquitted of criminal murder charges.
Whitney Houston is so messed up right now. A storage company in New Jersey says Whitney hasn't paid the bill since 2005 and they are auctioning off all her shit. You can get all kinds of stuff. It's mostly stage stuff...costumes, music equipment, sets..... and....and..... some of Bobby Brown's music awards! The auction is open to the public, but only for qualified buyers, so if you ain't got a grip, don't show up. Anything over the $200,000.00 owned goes back to Whitney.
This week's National Enquirer says OJ is addicted to Oxycontin and that ever since that book deal got cancelled he has been spiraling out of control. They also say his kids hate him, including Arnelle, who lives in Miami with OJ.
Nothing? So what! Gossip is real slow today. Anyway, you know, what had happened was, I was trudging through threads on my favorite message board when.......
illseed over at All Hip Hop says Nelly ain't too happy about that rumor going around that he and Ashanti got engaged over the holidays. Hell, Ashanti probably started the rumor herself hoping to push Nelly into going through with it.
Seriously. Busta Rhymes just caught another assualt case. This time one of his employees accuses Bus of kicking his ass the day after Christmas when he showed up to Busta's offices to get paid. The dude filed a police report and cops plan to charge Busta with third-degree assault, a misdemeanor. He is already facing charges of assault, attempted assault and harassment for allegedly beating up a fan who spit on a car in the star's entourage on West 19th Street Aug. 12.
Bill Cosby caught a lot of heat a while back for his blanket condemnation of the Black community's educational priorities. Now add Oprah Winfrey to the list of Black philanthopists who are fed up with the American inner city youth. Oprah recently opened at $40 million dollar school for girls in South Africa. Asked why she chose to fund a school in Africa rather than one in the United States, Oprah replied, "I became so frustrated with visiting inner-city schools that I just stopped going. The sense that you need to learn just isn't there."
Denver Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams was shot and killed in a drive-by shooting in downtown Denver early Monday morning, police said.