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Something Is Wrong With T-Pain

Somebody Kidnapped Vanessa's Dog

Somebody stole Vanessa Williams' dog from her yard in Chappaqua, New York and she thinks it's the work of a dognapping ring. When she filed her missing pet report she told the cops she saw a suspicious looking man driving around her property and about how another dog, a blond dachshund named Gus, disappeared from the area on Mother's Day and hasn't been recovered, even though there's a $2,500 reward and a pet detective was hired. The sheriff thinks Vanessa's dog was kidnapped by a wolf. I just hope Michael Vick doesn't have anything to do with this.

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The Awful Truth

Beyonce Is Packing

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Did You Know Rhianna's Daddy Was A Crackhead?

Yeah, she talks about it in an interview. She said some other stuff too, but I just picked up on the crackhead part.

(NY Daily)

Billie Jean Sold For $100

Remember how that guy was making a big effing deal about auctioning off Micheal Jackson's stuff? Don't nobody want that crap!

A platinum record for song "Billie Jean" was sold for just 100 dollars, and a picture signed by Michael went for 750 dollars. A copy of the contract for Michael's purchase in 1987 of California ranch "Neverland," sold for just 100 dollars at the auction held at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

(Brietbart)

Tracey Don't Give A Damn

Because of a DUI plea deal Tracey Morgan has to wear one of those anklets that measure alcohol content through your skin, but do you think he give a fuck? They say ya boy was in Vegas showing out, downing shot after shot and drinking straight out the bottle and then took his shirt off and partied the night away.

(Page Six)

Run's House For Sale

Property Type: Single Family
Price: $5,500,000
Bedrooms: 6
Baths: 5 Full Baths, 2 Half Baths
Area: Saddle River, NJ
County: Bergen

Exterior: • Pool • Sprinkler Garage • 3+ Car
Siding: • Masonite Exterior

Appliances: • Central Vacuum

Basement: • Finished • Full
Cooling System: • Central Air
Flooring: • Hardwood Floors • Wall-to-Wall Carpet
Heating Source: • Gas
Heating System: • Baseboard
Interior: • Intercom
Water Source: • Well

(Weichert)

Wanna Know What I Heard About Keyshia Cole?

My favorite message board don't give it up like it used too, but sometimes you can still find a juicy nugget on there. Anyway, somebody said Keyshia Cole took "fucking for tracks" to a whole new level. They said Keyshia got two older brothers who been trying to get in the rap game for years and back in the day Keysh use to fuck for studio time for them. And also that her & her cousin use to throw parties and let cats run trains on them for $$$$$ to try and make it out the hood. While it may not be true, it shole is juicy.

Brandy Says She Didn't Cause The Crash

You know Brandy been getting sued left and right over that fatal car accident she was involved in, last time I counted there was three lawsuits against her. Anyway, I guess she getting tired of that shit, cause when this dude named Mallory Ham tried to filed his suit, she counter sued him.

In court papers filed Wednesday, the 28-year-old singer-actress contends that Ham caused the Dec. 30 crash on the San Diego Freeway in Sherman Oaks. She also denies allegations made against her in a previous lawsuit, asserts her Fifth Amendment privileges against self-incrimination and requests a jury trial.

(Yahoo)

Bobby Forgot The Words To My Prerogative

They say Bobby Brown was on stage at club Stereo in the Hamptons trying to get his come back on, but stopped singing My Preogative after the second verse and told the crowd, "Sorry, I forgot the words."
And remember back in February when Bobby was caught slobbing down some chick? Well she's his manager / woman now and her name is Alicia Etheridge. She's sisters with Terrell Owen's ex-publicist from hell Kim Etheridge. Oh an Alicia was the chick playing the saxophone in Teddy Riley's Rump Shaker video.

(Page Six)

Y'all Better Leave Tameka Alone

The NY Daily news says Usher called Tom Joyner off the air and threatened to kick his ass if he keeps talking shit about his new boo Tameka. They say Ursh also made calls to Wendy Williams and New York Hot 97's Angie Martinez. I wonder if he's gonna start calling bloggers?

(NY Daily)

Fat Joe Wanted For Questioning

Police seek to question Bronx, NY rapper Fat Joe as a witness to the fatal shooting of two people over the Memorial Day holiday weekend in Miami. Miami Beach police arrested Jermaine "Wufgang" Chamberline who has confessed to the murders. Police believe that Fat Joe may have seen what happened, according to the Miami Herald.

(AHH)

Greasy Leg Kelly On The Cover Of King

Kelly Rowland on the cover of King looking pissed off and greasy. I guess I would be too, if my CD kept getting pushed back while Beyonce releasing and re-releasing and re-calling CDs like it ain't nothing.

Beans Got Nerve Calling Somebody Gay

Last week there was a YouTube of Beanie Sigel saying Kanye West and Pharrell should just come on out the closet. I think Beanie should take his own advice. From 39 seconds on in this video Beans damn near kissing rapper Peedi Crack.

The Prosecutor Might Not Have An Eyewitness But ESPN Does

Last week the prosecutor in Surry County, Va. said since he didn't have any eyewitnesses, he couldn't charge Michael Vick with dog fighting. Well, ESPN has a confidential source that said he's been involved in dog fighting for more than 30 years and has trained and fought over 2,000 pit bulls and he's poised to tell all about the time in 2000 when his dog squared off against a dog owned by someone he referred to as one of the "heavyweights" of the dog fighting world: Atlanta Falcon quarterback Michael Vick.

"He's a pit bull fighter," the source said of Vick. "He's one of the ones that they call 'the big boys': that's who bets a large dollar. And they have the money to bet large money. As I'm talking about large money -- $30,000 to $40,000 -- even higher. He's one of the heavyweights."

"I've fought dogs, I pitted them, I bred them and I've done everything with them," said the source of his three decades in dog fighting. He then went on to describe the scene from that night seven years ago, as he took his 42-pound dog into the pit (the area dogs fight in) to face off against Vick's dog. He says Vick did not get into the pit but had a member of his entourage handle his dog while Vick placed bets with the 20 or so people in attendance. "Then he started, you know, waving money," the source said. "He was betting with everybody … He said he got $5,000. He said he's betting on his animal."

Although the source said he doesn't know how much Vick bet that night, he does recall the matches' outcome: Vick's dog lost. He said Vick is known in the dog fighting community as "the man that comes with all the money" and his reputation is "[that] he brings a good dog and he's going to bet and he's going to bring a nice sum of cash."

(ESPN)

Michael Jackson Paid 10 Mill To Party And Leaves Early

Some crazy fool in Baharain paid Michael Jackson 10 million dollars to show up at his birthday party. So how about Michael partied so hard the night before, that when he went to Prince Azim's party the next day, he showed up, threw up and left!

(Mirror)

A.J. Nicholson Locked Up

Apparently when the Ex Cincinnati Bengal got arrested for socking his girlfriend in the face last week, a charge she later denied, it was a parole violation. Officials at the Leon County, Fla., jail confirmed Saturday afternoon that Nicholson is being held there for allegedly violating the terms of his probation.

(ESPN)

Even The Mainstream News Knows

I was reading a NY Daily News article about Kingdome 2007. They were all about how Damon Dash's Pro Keds was sponsoring it and how Diddy's Bad Boy label and DMX's Ruff Riders and Jim Jones' DipSet would all be involved. I was like wow. Jim Jones' Dip Set? Even the regular news know Cam lost. Oh Well. Anyway, here's a promo spot from last year's Kingdome.

Ain't Phone Sex Supposed To Be Sexy?

Remy Ma called some dude on the phone and asked if he wanted his dick sucked and his balls licked, then she axed if he wanted to play with her pussy and her ass for a while and if he wanted to cum all over her. The problem is... she sounds like a damn dude. Listen

No Eyewitness No Case

The prosecutor investigating Michael Vick's dog fighting case said he still doesn't have solid evidence linking Michael to any dogfights.

The prosecutor says while it does appear that dog fighting did take place on the property, it could take several weeks to determine whether charges would be filed and against whom. At least six people could be involved and evidence is still being reviewed to determine whether Michael will be among those charged.

(AJC)

Kimora And Russell Need To Get It Together

According to The Smoking Gun, Russell and Kimora filed a libel suit against In Touch magazine. The problem is, when they served In Touch with the papers, the document failed to explain how the magazine had libeled them. They're suing for $250,000.00, but nobody knows why. Their lawyer refused to answer any questions about the lawsuit.

(The Smoking Gun)

Trina And Wayne Boned Last Night

From Supa Cindy

Last night Lil Wayne was performing at “Miami Live” doing his song “Prostitute”, that goes , “I wouldn’t care if you were a prostitute as long as you were true to me" or something like that. Anyway, around the second verse, Wayne starts directing his attention to Trina, who was in the audience, pointing at her and singing to her. Then he called her up to the stage. Trina started doing her song “Here We Go”, but she was so into Wayne that she forgot the words. She just stopped rapping and they stared into each other’s eyes for like 30 seconds, then started hugging, and kissing and crying saying, “I miss you, I love you! The packed house went wild, screaming and throwing champagne in the air. Wayne left the club after that and a few minutes later Trina left too. Now I’m not saying they back together, but they definitely boned last night.

A Couple Tried to Rip Off Ashanti And Nia Long

A couple charged with stealing the identity of a pop star and an actress pleaded not guilty this morning in federal court. Shameika Drain Curry and Charles B. Curry Jr., both 28, are charged with identity theft, mail fraud and bank fraud.

The Currys are charged with defrauding several people, including Grammy Award-winning hip-hop performer Ashanti and actress Nia Long, to illegally purchase cars, obtain credit cards and write bogus checks.

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Young Jeezy Got Arrested Last Night

The facts are a little fuzzy on this one, but according to Atlanta radio, Young Jeezy, his sister, and his bodyguard all got arrested last night in front of Strokers strip club for disorderly conduct.

B & J Blow Off Kelly

Everybody and they mama is in Cannes this week, Naomi Campbell, Kerry Washington, Don Cheadle, Kimora Lee and her new boyfriend Dijimon Hounsou, and Jay Z and Beyonce, just to name a few. Anyway, Kelly Rowland was performing at Naomi Campbell's birthday party and they say Jay and B showed up, but left before Kelly even hit that stage. How rude!

(NY Daily)

Oprah Shut Vernon Ass Down

In an exclusive interview with TV Guide, Vernon Winfrey says, "There is no book. We might think about it later on." When asked if Oprah got him to shelf the book, Vernon answered, "No. It's just on hold, ok?"
I wonder how much Oprah paid him?

(TV Guide)

Foxy Gotta Submit Her DNA

Rapper Foxy Brown must submit a DNA sample to Broward County prosecutors, in an attempt to determine if she spit on the owner of a Pembroke Pines, FL beauty supply store. Foxy turned down a plea deal on May 18 and will stand trial on Sept. 24. If convicted of the charges, she faces up to a year in prison.

(AHH)

Tyler Perry Upgrade

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SELLER: Tyler Perry

LOCATION: 20140 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu, CA

PRICE: $5,350000

SIZE: 2,517 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms

DESCRIPTION: Refined and tasteful beach front contemporary designed to entertain or simply to enjoy. On approximately 61 ft. of beach frontage, this open floor plan lends itself to capture the Malibu lifestyle. Walls of sliding glass doors throughout, den/3rd bedroom, expansive patios, custom finishes, covered over-sized 1-car garage & additional 3 parking spaces, innovative entertainment features throughout; custom remote window treatments & state-of-art security system make this a rare find.

Tyler Perry sold his house in Malibu and bought this one in the Hollywood Hills for 9.6 million. Click here to see the rest of it.

(Radar)

(Real Estalker)

Jay Z Stiffing The Waiters At The 40/40

Well maybe he is and maybe he isn't.

Lawyers for Celeste Williams, a former waitress at 40/40, accused the club of keeping a cut of workers' tips and "willfully failing and refusing to pay them at the legally required minimum wage" and overtime since the popular nightspot opened in 2003.

Jay and nem say the chick only worked at the 40 for 4 days in December 2005, so we'll just have to wait and see how this one plays out.

(NY Post)

Eve Pleads Not Guilty

Even though she ran her Maserati up on the curb and her blood alcohol level registered above .08 at the scene of the crash, E-V-E pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving charges. If convicted Eve faces up to six months in jail and a $1000.00 fine. She is expected back in court June 28. Did you know her real name is Jihan Jeffers?

(Yahoo)

You In Trouble Now, Justin

Yesterday when NY Jet Justin Miller was accused of socking a girl in the face, we didn't know who the girl was. Well we do now. Her name is Kirstin Jarvis and she's an assistant to Barack Obama's chief of staff. This is what Kirstin's friend Lauren Turner told the NY Daily News:

Jarvis, Turner and some other friends had just left Aer Lounge on W. 13th St. about 4:30 a.m. Sunday when they ran into Miller and two of his buddies on W. 16th St., just outside the Maritime Hotel. Miller, 23, immediately started hitting on one of Jarvis' married friends.
"He was drunk. His friends were trying to make him stop talking. ... He started to make rude comments to everybody," Turner said. "We didn't even know who he was."
When Jarvis' friends tried to deflect Miller, the Pro Bowl kick returner insulted one of her male friends and then took a swing, missing him, according to Turner.
"He stopped and then looked at Kristen. Everybody was just going off at the mouth. They were saying, 'You won't hit us! ... Why are you trying to start something?'" Turner recalled. "Then he hit Kristen in the face."
Jarvis crumpled to the ground.
"She's a tall girl, but he was bigger and he's a man. He has a lot more strength," she said.
Miller - named the league's fastest man at the Pro Bowl in February - took off around the corner, cops said.
Several of Jarvis' friends chased after him and flagged down a cop, who caught Miller hiding in a nearby parking garage, Turner said.
Miller was arraigned the same day on a third-degree assault charge. He later issued an apology for the incident.
"He apologized to the NFL and his fans, but he did not apologize to Kristen," Turner said. "He was mad ... because he couldn't get somebody's number that night and it's a shame that that had to happen."

They say Kirstin has a dent in her chin and has trouble walking.

That's yo ass Justin. You know that right?

(NY Daily)

Busta Settles Out Of Court

I guess Busta Rhymes is tired of going back and forth to court, cause he settled a $100,000.00 battery suit filed against him by a fan who says Busta kicked his ass when he asked for an autograph. The guy actually filed back in 2005 but Busta never responed because they sent the summons to his baby mama's house. Do a search on Rhymes With Snitch about Busta and his baby mama. They do not get along. She says Busta is the reason she's a lesbian! Anyway the amout of the settlement was not disclosed.

(Page Six)

Happy Birthday Nay Nay

Naomi Campbell is 37 today

Vernon Writing A Book About Oprah

A few months ago Vernon Winfrey told the National Enquirer that Oprah would never marry her longtime lover, Steadman Graham because, as Vernon put it, ol' Steddy don't bring nothing to the table. First off, I thought it was weird that he was making a statement to the Enquirer, not to mention talking greasy about Oprah's man, so I just blew it off as a lie. But I'm starting to believe Oprah and Vernon arent so tight and maybe he did talk to the tabloids because they say Vernon is writing a book about Oprah called "Things Unspoken" and Oprah is not happy about it. She didn't even know he was writing a book till she read about it in the paper and even then she didn't believe it. Not until one of her sisters told her she better call Vernon did he admit that he'd been meaning to tell her. The book is supposed to be about how wild and unruly Oprah was as a child. You know she was a pregnant 14 year old when she went to live with Vernon and some people say he's not even her real daddy. This should be interesting.

(NY Daily)

A.J. Nicholson Cut From The Bengals

The NFL ain't playing with you fools. A.J. Nicholson got arrested for socking his girlfriend in the eye and the Cincinnati Bengals cut his ass. And get this, now that he's been cut, the girlfriend wanna say it was all a big misunderstanding. She says A.J. never hit her, that she hit herself in the eye after she tried to snatch a cellphone out of A.J.'s hand. Too late for that bitch. Even though she withdrew her complaint, the prosecutor is moving forward with the case. But this ain't the first time A.J. been in some trouble. In March, he pleaded no contest to burglary and grand theft in Tallahassee, Fla., and was sentenced to two months in a work program. He was stealing electronic equipment and other items from the apartment of a former Florida State teammate. And he was suspended from Florida State's appearance in the 2006 Orange Bowl after he violated team policy by taking a woman to the team's hotel in Miami.

(ESPN)

Clinton Portis Better Shut Up Before The NFL Come After His Ass

Mase's Trannie Moving Violation Ticket

Here's that ticket Mase got the night he was accused of picking up a trannie hooker. Now it don't say trannie hooker on the ticket, but it's definately in Atlanta's trannie hooker neighborhood.

Word to LT Dinwiddie at O1lt for the super investigative journalism.

Kimora And Russell's LA Pad Is On The Market

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SELLERS: Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons
PRICE: $5,800,000
LOCATION: N. Doheny Drive, Los Angeles, CA
SIZE: 5,818 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This private, gated villa above the Sunset Strip boasts 5 bedrooms and 4 baths on over 5,800 square feet. This Mediterranean style home has high ceilings and great finishes. Also features a beautiful pool area for entertaining and a large motor court for more than ample parking.

(The Real Estalker)

Another Football Player In Trouble

The NY Jet voted fastest man in the NFL, Justin Miller, was arrested for socking a girl in the mouth Sunday night. Only Justin says he didn't hit the girl, he says her face hit his hand. I'm not bullshittin. That's his statement, that she threw herself on him and he acted in self defense. An check this, after he did it, he ran. Cops caught up to his ass two blocks later!

(NY Daily)

50 Cent Selling His Connecticut Mansion

For 18 million this can be all yours. See the rest of it here.

Happy Birthday B.I.G

Rhianna And Jay Z Kick Beyonce Out Of Top Spot In The UK

Rhianna's single Umbrella went straight to the top of the UK charts, knocking Beyonce and Shakira's Beautiful Liar to the number three spot.

(Brietbart)

Foxy Taking Her Chance In Front Of A Jury

Foxy Brown reportedly turned down a plea deal in a Florida courtroom Friday and will be headed to trial this fall to face charges stemming from an icident in a local beauty store in February.

(SOHH)

Maia In A Drug Bust

Somebody throw a net over this bitch. So remember earlier this month when Maia Campbell pulled the crackhead rental move on those dudes in Philly? Now they saying she was in a dope house that got busted and skipped town. Her former In The House co-star LL Cool J, through his management, declined to provide any words of encouragement to the actress, who has also been seen in videos for Tyrese, Fat Joe and Lil' Kim.

(Philly.com)

She Lucky She Ain't Get Slapped

NY Giant Plaxico Burress got screamed on by a chicken at club Bliss the other night and he was so mad, he stormed out without paying his $2000.00 tab! They say he and his posse ordered up Grey Goose and Dom Perignon like it was going out of style, then the married wide reciever went to go push up on some chicks at the bar. He went up and whispered in one girl's ear and whatever he said, ticked lil mama off cause they say she screamed," You got the wrong girl!" That chick better ask somebody, cause according to my favorite message board, Plaxico don't mind kicking girl's asses, his wife's included.

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George Foreman Grill Says He Was Drugged

Back in 1974 Muhammad Ali kicked George Forman's ass in 8 rounds in The Rumble in the Jungle. Fast forward to 2007 and George got a book coming out an he says he was drugged by his own trainer, and that's why he lost the fight.

To me it just look like he got knocked the fuck out.

But that's just me.

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Bad To The Bone

Today the NY Daily News labeled Ron Mexico bad to the bone. Who is Ron Mexico? It's the alias Michael Vick uses to pick up his herpes medicaton. Don't believe me? Who cares! I got it from the Daily News! Look at what else they said:

For as many football highlights as he has produced, Vick is quickly collecting almost as many off-the-field mishaps.

Vick was named in a lawsuit that alleged he knowingly infected a woman with a sexually transmitted disease and used the alias "Ron Mexico" while receiving treatment. He settled out of court.

Last season, Vick was fined $20,000 for making an obscene gesture at fans following a home loss to the Saints. In January, he was investigated for carrying a water bottle with a hidden compartment that security at Miami International Airport said smelled of marijuana. Vick was cleared of any wrongdoing.

Then, in late April, the quarterback made more negative headlines when he missed a congressional breakfast that was held in his honor in Washington. Vick also had a trespassing charge dismissed after he was caught fishing in a private lake in Virginia.

"That is who Michael Vick is," the general manager says. "He's got that posse that is like that. He thinks he's oblivious to this because of who he is, because of the wealth he's amassed. That money went to his head and created real problems. I don't know how else to say it: He is an embarrassment and a little bit of a nightmare. What can't you do? You can't trust him."

(NY Daily)

Method Man Caught With Weed And Expired Tags

Meff got pulled over by a toll booth cop Thursday night. He was about to pay the toll for the Battery Tunnel in Brooklyn when Officer Donald Johnston, noticed his car's expired tags and pulled him over. When Meff rolled down his window, a big puff of smoke came out and the toll cop saw two blunts and some weed on the console. Meff admited there was more cheba under the driver's seat, where cops found almost 30 grams. He was taken into custody and released on his own recognizance early Friday morning.

(NY Post)

T. I. Says Raise Your Own Damn Kids

Michael Jackson Doesn't Want You To See His Sex Toys And Pictures Of Naked Boys

Damn! We aren't going to get the see those naked paintings and sex toys that guy threatened to reveal if Michael didn't stop trying to stop his auction of the Jackson family stuff he won in a bankruptcy case. Reports confirm Michael Jackson will no longer fight to keep $50 million worth of his personal items off the auction block, telling a Las Vegas judge that he's worked out a confidential agreement with the people looking to sell his personal items.

(TMZ)

Ike Laying The Groundwork For His Lawsuit

Ike's people released this statement about his arrest last week: "Ike was in a private holding cell, about 4x4 ft., with a bench only, and without a bunk or blankets. He passed out from exhaustion several times, and fell off the bench onto the cement floor, sustaining a minor injury to his leg. He was also denied regular access to the restroom facilities while in custody, a matter of extreme discomfort to a person of his age."

(TMZ)

Joe Frazier Suing His Daughter...Again

Remember back in April when Joe Frazier filed suit against his daughter Jackie, claiming she was stealing money from him and then turned around and dropped the suit 'cause Jackie was running for Municiple Court Judge? Well Jackie won the race and Joe refiled his suit.

(Comcast)

Ray J Be Getting High

So last week Ray J issued a garbled, curse filled statement to Jawn Murray about his recent interview in Sister 2 Sister magazine. When I first read his statement I was like, what the fuck he talking bout? Porno, Superhead, Whitney Houston; I got to go get that issue. Anyway, I went and got it and all I know is Ray J is on something. In the beginning of the interview Ray J is bouncing off the walls. He keeps asking for liquor and more than once interviewer Jaime Foster Brown has to tell him to "pay attention" and to "listen." He told Jaime he has a prescription for weed because he can't sleep at night and that he lost a movie role because of his sex tape. Go get the mag if you need more reason to laugh at Ray J's pathetic ass. And in case you didn't hear, Kim Kardashian got sales of her and Ray J's porno halted, after she won a 5 million dollar settlement against Vivid Entertainment for her pain and suffering.

Christina Wants You To See Her Nipples

Coming in at number 93 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, Christina Milian shows everybody why she got picked. You can click to enlarge, but I'm warning you, she can poke your eye out with one of those things.

Ice T and Coke Ho Get Played

Ice T and Coke Ho were at the Maxim Hot 100 party the other night and got bounced from their table to make room for horse faced sisters Hilary and Hayley Duff, who came in on Maxim's list at 23 and 89. They say Coke Ho was REALLY pissed. I would be too, I mean damn, she got more tits and ass than the two of them put together and she didn't even make the list. What good is walking around looking like a blow-up doll if can't even get on a Hot 100 list? And by the way, Maxim ranked Rhianna hotter than Beyonce. Check the full list here.

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Michael Better Quit Playin

So this guy won all this Jackson family memorabilia in a bankruptcy case and he's trying to auction it off. Among the items are Janet Jackson's ballet shoes, that Mae West costume she wore on the Jackson Five variety show, some hand written lyrics of Jackson 5 songs, Michael Jackson's Fedora and Aviator glasses... all kinds of stuff. Anyway, Michael is suing to stop the auction because he says the stuff rightfully belong to him, but the guy says Mike better back off because there's a lot of stuff he didn't put in the auction like pictures Michael painted of nude boys and his sex toys. Yikes!

(Page Six)

Ike Falsely Imprisoned

Yesterday when Ike Turner got arrested on an outstanding narcotics warrant, it was a mistake. That warrant been dismissed back in '89. Ike said he didn't protest 'cause hell, he thought it was true!

(TMZ)

Reports From Tank's Album Release Party

My Bff emailed me about the Tank album release party, this is what she said:

So last nite in LA Tank did his album release party, Geisha Cole performed, Jamie Foxx was bumping and grinding with a lot of white girls in VIP, Slim Thug was chill en at the bar, Ray J was pimping around, Cuttino Mobley from the Los Angeles Clippers was partying like a rock star and David Banner came with 3 guys and a girl, couldn't pay the cover for his guests, so he turned around and left.

Ike Turner Got Arrested, Y'all

The LAPD caught I-K-E doing 80 on the 405, they pulled him over, ran his license, and found he had an outstanding felony narcotics warrant.

(TMZ)

It Ain't Looking Good For Your Boy

So you know how Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick keeps saying he had nothing to do with any alleged dog fighting on his property in Virginia? Well, ESPN said that Sports Illustrated is saying that they got two people who can verify that Mike was present for some dog fights plus some clerks from the town saying Mike bought the kind of syringes typically used in dog fighting. Vick has been advised by his attorney to stop talking publicly about the case.

(ESPN)

Michael Strahan Got Bought By Two Dudes

NY Giant Michael Strahan offered himself up for a charity auction at the Budda Bar and two guys outbid 13 ladies for the chance to have dinner with him. They put up $10,000.00 apiece.

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Eddie Who?

Mel B says she's had enough of that Beverly Hills cock, Eddie Murphy. She hooked up with a new dude, Hollywood producer Stephen Belafonte.

(The Sun)

At Least Robert Got To Hit That One Last Time

If you watched the season finale of All of Us, you know that after impersonating Jay Z and Beyonce at a hick wedding, Niecy and Robert got down to the business of making a brother or sister for little Bobby. Too bad we won't get to see what happens next. The CW cancelled the show. Booooo.
At least the last one was funny as hell, and there's always TVOne.

(EUR)

Robert Is Crazy

R Kelly says, in the latest editon of Hip Hop Soul Magazine, "My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

(Page Six)

RIP Yolanda King

Yolanda Denise King, daughter and eldest child of civil rights leader the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., has died, said Steve Klein, a spokesman for the King Center.
King died late Tuesday in Santa Monica, Calif., at age 51. Klein said the family did not know the cause of death but that relatives think it might have been a heart problem.

(Chron.com)

No Wonder She Don't Know How To Act

Naomi Campbell was raised by the help. She says her mother left her with a nanny from the time she was three until she was 12. Naomi, who never knew her father, admits she largely grew up on her own because her mom, a ballet dancer, had to leave her at home while she travelled.

(SFGate)

Details On The Game's Arrest

Last week The Game got arrested for "making threats". Now we know what kind of threats. This fool pulled a gun out on somebody at a pickup basketball game.

(LA Times)

Suge's Done With Music

Suge got a reality show in the works called "Unfinished Business" set around his hometown, Compton California. Suge says he's going to concentrate on "acting" until he's sure which way the music industry is going to go. I guess that turning himself over to the Lord thing is over with. Oh well.

(Review Journal)

Muhammad Ali's Brother Beat His Daughter Senseless

Muhammad Ali's Daughter Khaliah wrote a self help book called "Fighting Weight". In it she details her struggle with her weight loss, blah, blah, blah. The crazy part is when she explains that she blew up to 270 pounds as a teen thanks to a vicious beating from her uncle. "He came in yelling at me as if he were my father. 'Round one, let's see what you can do, kid. Round two, round three.' Every time I'd get up he'd beat me down again or hit me by my crotch. He pulled me up by my hair and the back of my shirt and dragged me toward the kitchen. He was going for a knife and said he was going to end it for me . . . I blacked out. When I came to, he was kicking me in the face." Her family broke it up, and Khaliah was treated for bruised kidneys. "I felt ashamed", she writes, "the way victims do, as if it's somehow their fault" After that, she drowned her sorrows in food, eventually reaching 325 pounds before deciding to have gastric surgery.

(Page Six)

Lil Cease Shaking It For The Fellas

Chick Says Foxy Almost Ran Her Down

Some chick called the cops on Foxy Brown saying she cut her off on the cross walk while she was pushing her baby in a stroller. "I jumped back, pulling the stroller, and yelled at the driver, 'You should watch where you're going!'" she said. "She cursed at me and proceeded to drive down Prospect Place. "I called the police, but they said that they couldn't do anything because she didn't actually hit me."

(NY Daily)

How Come I'm Never Around When Fools Be Making It Rain?

Floyd Mayweather made it rain in a club in Las Vegas the other night and when I counted the stacks it looked like about a grand. Cheap ass. Pac Man Jones threw $80,000! 3 people did get shot, but still! Check it here and here.

I'm Impressed

GivingBack.org compiled a list of the largest charitable donations by celebrities in 2006 and Carmelo Anthony was in the top ten. Kinda makes him cuter don't it? Did he get married yet? To see the rest of the list click here.

Ranking
Donor
Amount Donated or Pledged
Recipients
1
Oprah Winfrey
$58,300,000
Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy, Oprah's Angel Network, and other groups
2
Geoffrey Beene
$44,000,000 (bequest)
Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center
3
Jack and Marie Lord
$40,000,000(bequest)
Hawaii Community Foundation
4
Barbra Streisand
$11,750,000
Barbra Streisand Foundation, numerous civil liberties, environmental, and civil rights organizations "dedicated to democratic values"
5
Tiger Woods
$9,500,000
Tiger Woods Learning Center, Earl D. Woods Sr. Scholarship Fund, and other Tiger Woods Foundation programs
6
Rosie O'Donnell
$5,700,000
Katrina Relief efforts including Renaissance Village (a temporary shelter for Katrina victims), day care centers, a rehabilitation center in San Antonio, and a Habitat for Humanity sub division in Baton Rouge
7
Martha Stewart
$5,000,000
New York's Mt. Sinai Hospital for a center on healthy aging
8
Carmelo Anthony
$4,282,000
CAF Youth Center in Baltimore, AAU Basketball, Syracuse University Recreational Center, and other charities
9
Pat and Shirley Boone
$3,000,000
Pepperdine University for the Graduate School of Education and Psychology Center for the Family
10
LeRoy Neiman
$3,000,000
The School of the Art Institute of Chicago to support a Master's class in figure drawing

Who Wanna See Kelis Draws?

click the pic if you wanna get all up in that.

Usher and Tameka Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

This Usher and Tameka at a Janet Jackson concert in the Bahamas. Last week they were at the Kentucky Derby and the week before that, they were shopping on Rodeo Dr. Get it girl!

Trouble For Tracy Morgan

NY Daily

A disk jockey filed a misdemeanor battery complaint against comedian Tracy Morgan, saying the NBC sitcom star inappropriately groped her at a South Florida radio station Friday morning.

Yuleika De Castro told police that Morgan smelled of alcohol as he touched her shoulders and arms, kissed the back of her head, Miramar Police Department spokesman Bill Robertson said.
De Castro said she pushed him away and he was escorted out of the studio by the people he came with, Robertson said.

De Castro, whose on-air name is Sandy Domingo, said she filed the complaint because she felt "violated" and "dirty." "He said he wants to impregnate me," Domingo told The Associated Press.

Morgan's attorney in Miami, Mark Shapiro, told authorities that his client was not yet prepared to speak to them, Robertson said.

Bobby Brown Can't Take A Joke

Akon And Baby Girl

More and more pictures of Akon and that 14-year-old girl keep surfacing. This one is my favorite becasue she looks so sweet and innocent. Shame on you Akon, for corrupting this precious flower of virginity.

What The Hell Be Going On At Eddie Murphy's House?

So check it. Terry Crews, the daddy on Everybody Hates Chris, said, "Last July I took my family to Eddie Murphy's house for a kid's party. By 7 o'clock it went from Disneyland to Freaknick, and we grabbed the kids out of the pool."

(Black Voices)

The Game Arrested For Making Threats

The game was arrested last night on charges of making criminal threats. Not much info yet but check the video footage of Game in the squad car laughing and mean mugging for the cameras. click

Pittsburg Steeler Cut For Being A Pimp

AOL

When the Steelers released Richard Seigler on Thursday, it seemed to be just one of those procedural moves--a case where a player was caught in a number's game. And Seigler was enough of a scrub that you would expect people to barely notice he's gone.Or that's what the Steelers hoped would happen. A Las Vegas television station is reporting that the Steelers actually cut Seigler once they found out that the Las Vegas Police Department had a warrant out to arrest him on multiple felony charges stemming from his work as a pimp. The TV station reported that he was arrested on Thursday in Pittsburgh, just hours after being released.The Las Vegas police charged Seigler with pandering and living off the earnings of a prostitute. Las Vegas channel 8 is reporting Seigler could face up to 10 years in jail. A vice officer with the police department told the TV station that they were tipped off to Seigler during an investigation into underage prostitutes

Rapper With A Church In Atlanta Picking Up Trannies

Somebody called V103 in Atlanta and told Ryan Cameron about a rapper who hit her car while trying to pick up trannies on Spring street. Listen

Woman Attacks Prince On London Stage

It's not as bad as it looks. They say Prince invited some fans on stage and when one of them got too close, he jokingly fell to the ground and put his hands up. They say the chick did try to straddle his ass once he was on the ground, though.

(TMZ)

Did I Say Nine? I Meant Three

According to this police report 50 Cent only got shot three times, not nine like he likes to claim.

click to enlarge

(the smoking gun)

On The Phone With Rhymes With Snitch

click

With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies

You know Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick is in trouble over suspected dog fighting on his property in Virginia. Mike claims to have no knowledge of it and says it's a case of family memebers taking advantage of him. Well some of his "so called" friends are blabbing to ESPN that he DOES know what's up and is very involved in it. And in other football news, they say even though suspended Tennesee Titan Adam "Pac Man" Jones is appealing his suspension for off field conduct, he can't seem to stay out of Atlanta topless bars. I'm just saying, if you want people to think you've changed, maybe you should, you know, change. Especially since fucking around in topless bars is what got him in trouble in the first place.

Bobby Is Suing Whitney

Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's divorce became final on April 24th and Bobby didn't get jack shit from Whitney. He didn't even get visitation rights for Bobbi Kristina. Now he wants the judge to set aside the original the divorce settlement, saying the reason he didn't contest the first judgement was because he didn't have any money. In the new court papers, Bobby claims to be practically homeless and he wants spousal support, child support and visitaton rights.

(The Insider)

Trolling My Favorite Message Board....

I came across an entry about My Wife and Kids star Jennifer Nicole Freeman. See the boyish looking chick on the right? According to the board, she's one of them Wayans and was working behind the scenes on My Wife and Kids. Her name is Chaunte and she's an aspiring comedian. Anyway, they say her an Jennifer had a little thang going on and when Damon and them found out Chaun was fired, not because of the gay relationship, but because Jennifer was under age. After the first post, folks on the messageboard came out the woodwork with tidbits about Jen, saying stuff like they'd heard for years that she "plays for both teams" and that she often frequents Missy Elliot's "lifestyle parties" and was seen at these ultra exclusive "Xenni" parties pushing up on chicks. May or may not be true, but it sure is juicy!

Money Talks

Over a month ago there was an uproar over Akon humping the shit out of a 14 year old girl onstage in Trinidad. Now all of a sudden Akon wants to issue a statement apologizing for his actions. He didn't do it when the girl's family came forward, he didn't do it during the media frenzy. Funny how after Verizon dropped his ass, now he wants to apologize. Here's his apology:

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th. It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met."

(yahoo)

Naomi Campbell Has Nice Legs

Lil Cease Stripping For A Bunch Of Dudes

word to O1lt for the link

Mel B Ain't Got No Draws On

Tameka Got The Game On Lock

It ain't just his mama. Usher has fired his whole crew. Publicists, bodyguards any and everybody associated with his mama. And I heard something else crazy, too. They say just last year his people had Tameka banned from the Kentucky Derby for stalking him, and now they about to get married!? And Jawn Murray says Tameka is pregnant and due in December.

OJ Kicked Out Of Steakhouse

OJ Simpson was in Kentucky for the derby and took 12 people to a steakhouse for dinner. Somebody went up to the owner excited that OJ was in the house, but the owner was disgusted.
He went over to OJ's table and told him, "I'm not going to serve you." OJ told him ok, and left.
The guy says, "I didn't want to serve him because of my convictions of what he's done to those families. The way he continues to torture the lives of those families ... with his behavior, attitude and conduct." Simpson's attorney, Yale Galanter, said the incident was about race, and he intended to pursue the matter and possibly go after the restaurant's liquor license.
"He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did." Galanter said

(Yahoo)

His Lip Gloss Be Poppin

So Busta went to court today and rejected a plea bargin that would have given him 1 year in jail, $1,500 in fines and a drinking and driving class. Instead he'll go to court July 10, 2007 to fight two DUIs and an assualt charge.

(TMZ)

Today's Big Story

There ain't one. Trust me, I want to gossip just as badly as ya'll, but the celebs are being extra good or extra slick, cause I got nothing, except people are wondering why R. Kelly hasn't gone to trial yet. Hit me up with some juicy gossip ya'll heard.

Any Truth To The Rumor...

That they laid off like, 50 people from Def Jam? Anybody know the deal?

I'll Get With You Fuckers Tomorrow

I left town and was gonna blog anyway, but I was having toooooo much fun. Anyways, Cam'ron got kicked out of Dip Set, Brandy had another lawsuit filed against her, Verizon wireless dropped Akon over that fourteen year old girl stage freak fiasco, Ebony Magazine dropped Ludcris from it's cover, Kim Fields had her baby, and after watching that Mayweather / De La Hoya fight, I am convinced that Fiddy and Floyd go together.

Maia Stole Another Car

Remember back in December when Maia Campbell got arrested for stealing a car in Los Angeles? She's at it again. She met some guy in Philly, hung out with him for two days and when he left her in the car by herself, she jetted with ol boy's ride.

(Philly.com)

Ron Artest Gets Community Service For Beating His Wife

I got this straight from ESPN word for word.

Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest pleaded no contest Thursday to a misdemeanor domestic violence charge stemming from a March 5 dispute with his wife, the latest in a string of off-court problems.

Placer County Superior Court Judge Francis Kearney sentenced Artest to 100 hours of community service and a 10-day work project through the county sheriff's department. Artest also was fined $600 and ordered to get extensive counseling.
Kearney modified the restraining order that has kept Artest away from his wife, Kimsha, and three children since the incident at his $1.85 million mansion in Loomis, 25 miles northeast of Sacramento.
Artest will be allowed to have peaceful contact with his wife, and there are no restrictions on contact with his children. The judge said an attorney for Artest's wife appeared before her Thursday morning to say that Kimsha Artest no longer wanted any restrictions on their contact.
He was accused of grabbing, pushing and slapping his wife during an argument and preventing her from calling 911. The couple's 3-year-old daughter was home at the time.
Artest was charged with corporal injury to a spouse, battery, false imprisonment and dissuading a witness from reporting a crime, all misdemeanors. He pleaded no contest to the first charge, while the others were dismissed, although they could be restored if he violates the terms of his three-year probation.

The Reason You Never See Black Girls On Girls Gone Wild

Before he went to jail for contempt of court stemming from a charge of exploiting minors, Tyra Banks asked Girls Gone Wild pimp, Joe Francis, how come he never has black girls in his videos. Said Joe, "Here's the problem with black girls, they want to get paid. ... [Other girls,] I just ask and they do it."

(NY Daily)

Released On $7,500 Bail

So the other night, Busta Rhymes got pulled over for having too dark a tint on his SUV and after they got him over, the cops smelled alcohol on his breath and arrested him for DUI. I hope he knows the cops are going to keep fucking with him until he spills his guts in the Israel Ramirez case.

(Starpulse)

Usher Hires A New Mommy

Tameka must be putting it on Usher's ass, cause they say he bout to fire his mama as his manager and hire Tameka in her place. You know Jonetta and Tameka never got along, ever since Jonetta fired Tameka as Usher's stylist back in the day. This is getting so ugly and I so love it.

(NY Daily)

Eddie Won't Take The Test

Scary is taking Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a DNA test. She told People magazine,"He's not doing a DNA test and he's not signing the birth certificate. "So it's going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it."

(People)

Feds Dismiss Oprah Blackmail Case

Remember that dude from Atlanta who tried to Blackmail Oprah for 1.5 mil , saying he had one of her employees on tape talking bad about her? Case dismissed. In exchange for the dismissal, Keifer Bonvillain, 36, must successfully complete a yearlong program where he has to perform 50 hours of community service, undergo drug testing, attend school or work regularly and pay $3,000 in restitution to the FBI for the cost of its investigation.

(MSNBC)

Chuck D On Russell Simmons 3 Word Ban

Keyshawn Dropped By The Panthers

"This is a great pick. We need another wide receiver," Johnson gushed while working as a draft analyst for ESPN. "This guy is much like me. I'm going to teach him how to play from the point of attack."

That's what Keyshawn said when When the Carolina Panthers drafted Southern California receiver Dwayne Jarrett in the second round. He didn't realize they were drafting his replacement. Ouch.

Oh well. At least he got good ding-a-ling, or so I heard.

(ESPN)

Are You Looking For A Job?

*****'UNCLE LUKE' & FREAKFEST '07 is COMING to D.C.*****------------------------------

Reply to: freakfest07@yahoo.com

Date: 2007-04-29, 12:27AM EDT

UNCLE LUKE (Luther Campbell) former member of "2 Live Crew", label owner, music artist/producer, film/video director, and known to many as the "Black Hugh Heffner"! The man responsible for Freaknik & BET UnCut is currently working on his 7th installment of FREAKFEST.

After Daytona, Miami, Cancun, Atlanta, & Houston, FREAKFEST '07 is coming to WASHINGTON D.C. NOW!!!!!!!

We are looking for 'TALENT' in ALL areas at ALL levels. ALL RACES ARE WELCOME. POSITIONS ARE LIMITED. PLEASE be fine and freaky. FREAKFEST is a 3-day event for 2 Weekends. You can work 1 day or everyday.

Positions and $$PAY$$ are: Hostess/Go-Go Dancer: (NO NUDITY) Greeters, Lap Dancers, Floor Models, Eye Candy $$$750 per day + tips$$$ SEXY IS A MUST!!!

Model Mistress: (SEMI-NUDE) Girls available for PRIVATE sessions doing Handjobs And/Or Blowjobs for the High Profile Guests $$$1,500 per day + tips$$$

Exotic Entertainers: (NUDE) Stage performers; YOU WILL BE ON VIDEO, Perform sex acts on request of the host/co-host. Participating in contests, shows, B/G, G/G, TOYS, SEXUAL TRICKS & GAMES with guests of FREAKFEST $$3,000 a day + tips$$

Chamber Girls: (NUDE) Same as an Exotic Entertainer only NOT on video. You participate in similar activities but in PRIVATE & with the High Profile Guests of FREAKFEST $$$3,000 a day + tips$$$

Groupies: (NUDE) The same as Chamber Girls but only for UNCLE LUKE and his Staff. Also have the opportunity to travel ON TOUR with Uncle Luke and his Crew after the FREAKFEST Weekends are over. All travel and living expenses paid in addition to base compensation. You would cater to all the needs of Uncle Luke and his Team and NOT be required to have contact with any of Luke's FREAKFEST participants. $$$$$5,000 a day + Expenses$$$$$

****Selections are based on 25% Look 25% Technique & 50% Ability to LISTEN**** NO POSITION REQUIRES YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT READY & WILLING TO DO EVER! Some activities will be recorded. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON VIDEO AT ALL!!!

*COME NETWORK & MEET WITH SOME OF THE BIG NAMES IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY*

Scheduled to participate: UNCLE LUKE & MARIE LUV (Host/Co-Host) (ARTISTS)T-Pain, Lil' Jon, LL Cool J, Busta Ryhmes, DJ Khaled, DJ Clue, T.I., Ludacris, Lil' Wayne, Young Buck, Fat Joe, Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, Doug E. Fresh, Bishop Don 'Magic' Juan, JadaKiss, Rich Boy, Rick Ross, Pitbull, & Others.

(EXOTIC PERFORMERS) Nikki 'Hoopz' Alexander, Diana DeVoe, Caramel, Obsession, Ms. Lori Alexia, Simone West, Blaze, Menage, Deja Vu, Lacy Duvalle, & Others.

****PLEASE COPY & PASTE THE LIST BELOW W/ YOUR INFO & EMAIL IT TO US*******

First Name:

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Date Of Birth:

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Height:

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Attach 2 sexy pics of your full body before submitting your email.

You MUST be at least 18 years of age to participate. ******Responses without pictures or phone numbers will not be contacted****** GOOD LUCK!

Location: DC AREA it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $750-5,000 per day (based on position)

PostingID: 320872895


(craigslist)

R Kelly's Little Brother Tells All

I Heard..

Trulife beat up Cam'ron outside stereo last night.

Listen to Tru tell the story here.

Oh Hell Naw

Tami Rae Hynie went to the Pimps and Hoes ball with Bishop "Magic" Don Juan. Either she got the DNA results back and they say James Brown is her baby's daddy and she set for life or she got the results back and they say James ain't the daddy and she looking for her next pimp

boyfriend.

Summer 2007

Israeli fashion house Irit has these photos up for their Summer 2007 campaign. The chick in the middle is Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio's new main chick.

(Black Folks)

Ray J Celebrates Release Of His Sex Tape

Ok, didn't Ray J sell his sex tape for 1 million dollars? Sex toy Kim Kardashian just settled for 5 million. Look at his dumb ass. Standing up there being sold and smiling like that shit is cute.