Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Tank Got Tasered

Your boy Tank was in New Orleans for All-Star weekend and got into it with the NOLA PD and ended up on the ground shaking like a crack head after that first hit. Tank and his date were leaving The House of Blues after an All-Star event and found that the street they needed to go down was blocked off because of a shooting. Ok, just go another way right? Nope. You know celebs and pseudo-celebs don't think rules apply to them. So words were exchanged, Tank got tased and arrested. He was so messed up he had to be taken to the hospital before he went to jail. Now he's screaming police brutality and the whole nine. He was charged with public intoxication, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. He's due in court Feb. 19.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOPD doesn't play.

This knucklehead's lucky to be alive.

After all the indigent blacks were run out of town post Katrina, it's been (undeclared) martial law 24/7.

2thick4u said...

This is ridiculous. They think they can treat people any kind of way because they have a badge!!!

Anonymous said...

If he was drunk off his ass...how does he know what the fuck really went down? One's perception is quite distorted by liquor. SMH

BronxStateOfMind said...

I'm taking bets that this fool shit'ed a little in his pants when they hooked this fish for acting up.

Tasers are no joke.

Anonymous said...

2thick4u
Why is it Blacks always seem to make excuses for things that occur in our lives? You weren't even there yet you're ready to kill the Po Po, damn I wish you people would get a fucking clue and realize you can't do what you want and not expect ramifactions.

Anonymous said...

who the hell drives down a street with all that going on. He got what he damn asked for.

Caribbean Goddess said...

He should have went in the other direction. Let's say the police officers allowed him to walk down that street where the shooting took place. If another shooting spontaneously occured and he was the one who got shot, he could have sued the police department. This is not a case of police brutality. Please do not lay those cards on the table.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna side with the police on this one.
Shooting in the area? So you have to see the police lights, police tape, police cars, and the police officers.

So like an ass you head straight towards the scene.

You want the cops to politely tell you to turn around or you can't come this way sir/ma'am?

Remember there has just been a shooting so the cops are amped up already so expect to get a "TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND GO BACK". You are walking towards a crime scene remember?

Also what is to keep the real shooter from pretending to be a regular citizen walking through to escape the road block. Cops are not expecting a man with a gun to come walking through. Anyone walking through would and should be subjected to some profanity if you are once again stupid to try to walk through a crime scene.

I don't know about you but just like if I see a bunch of thugs on a corner I aint' gonna walk through the group cause you probably gonna get knocked da fuck out or fucked with.

And If i see a buncha flashing lights and cops why the fuck would I walk through the crowd. Go up the opposite way, call the driver and tell him to swing around.

Anonymous said...

THEY PROBABLY DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS THAS SHADY

PEEP THA NEW SLAP
"HYPHY WIFEY" AT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess he will know next time. You see cops and they give a command YOU LISTEN DUMMY.

Anonymous said...

10:44am, who asked your white ass for a comment. "you people" you got some nerve. who that fuk asked u.

Anonymous said...

Man I hate da muthaphuckin' PO!PO!
They always fuckin wit a nigga. Can't slang my yay in peace witout dem foo's tryn ta arrest a nigga.
Erytime I be ridin' derty dem niggas just seem to smell my stash and arrest me. Man dat is some real azz racial profilin' on a nigga, always hatin' dem fools need ta fall da fuck back and let a nigga breathe. They even tryin to control how a nigga swagga by passin some bitch ass law to make me and my African Kings pull up our pants and stop saggin' How da fuck a nigga gonna pull some phat ass bitches with you pants all pulled up and wearing a belt like some corny ass coon looking like Barack Obama.
I'm just tryin' to feed my seeds all 6 of 'em.
Lemme see... Shaquanda, Monifa, LaRhondaShae, Omar, DeMarionOsiris & My newborn Justice Allah.

STOP HATING WHITEY!!! RISE UP MY PEOPLE AND LET DA REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^^
what the hell?

is THAT how you were taught to read and write? if so, sir or ma'am...i believe you have grounds for a court case.

i'm itching from ignorance.

Anonymous said...

2:24 - you exemplify why people hate this country.

i bet you've got black chick porn under your bed. fucking loser.

Anonymous said...

2.24 you need to be arrested for typing that shit.

Princess_London said...

Maybe he deserve.. maybe he deservvvvve

Anonymous said...

Skraight up my niggas, I expurienced some of dat same Rodney King Bullshit wit 5-0 da other day too.
Me an my boys was just kickkin' it on the front steps of one my my 5 baby mamas building you know puffin' a lil L & sippin on some sizzurp(you know we had to po' some out for da fallen soldiers, Dante, June Bug, Benzo, Sha-Money, Big Monsta, Lil Blammo and my big homie may he rest in peace da hoe pulla, money stacka, bus' a nigga ass for just bussin a nigga ass J-Boogie aka J-Ski aka Maurice Love. But anyway let a nigga digress. back to my run in wit 5-0. So we chillin on dem steps right and some snitch ass nigga had to call the cops and say we was smashin' bottles, robbin mark ass niggas and harrassin them lil ass public school girls coming home from school(you know dem young girls got dem phat asses). Anyway dem cops roll up and told us dey got some complaints(I know it was that nosy ass snitching Big Mama on the first floor, lemme catch dat bitch outside). They proceeded to whup our asses with sticks and tasered my homie Lil Purp in da nuts and gave me a black eye and we all got arrested. When I get out dis mug Imma sue da building and da police and then imma sue da state(garnishing a niggas check, talkin' bout I owe child support). I takes care of my kids. I bought dem Jordans before anybody on da block had 'em. Anyway a nigga digress again. yeah Imma sue dem niggas.

Anonymous said...

^^^^was that suppose to be funny???

David said...

4:11 Is straight up ignant! I digress. Stupid!

rahim ali said...

i hope somebody had the insight to tape that shit.


^ to the racist cracka that wrote that pathetic story: blackface is over...you can't imitate us anymore.

Anonymous said...

rahim ali...sho you right! PLEASE let there be a tape......

quesha said...

2:24pm and 4:11pm is just fukking around y'all. and it's so funny. ummm, y'all know good and well that's what some folks be hollering. always talking about someone tring to take their shit that they got in ill ways. obviously he was playing naming all them crazy ass names. the people who are getting upset prolly has a kid named"LaRhondaShae" or "Justice Allah." y'all can't say that you weren't giggling as you read that silly, very close to someone's cousin description.

Wild Safari said...

What the hell was he thinking trying to drive through a crime scene? On another note, pissing yourself while hollering like a %itch is not a good look on a date.

Anonymous said...

Quesha I don't know where you live but I know people named Justice Allah. The person that posted the story must be from the east coast and is aware of the God's that's where they got the name from. I know a guy with the name Master Born Allah and his brothers name is Knowledge Allah, so there is NO gurantee that person was joking...

quesha said...

anon 9:22, i am from oklahoma, but have lived in ohio, cali, and now chicago. i have never heard of a person named Justice Allah or DeMarionOsiris . but i guess it could happen. i was just hoping that they were playing and will chuckle as such. cause otherwise that would kinda be like some child abuse. how a child gonna get thru school, work, and real world with ridulous names like that?

Anonymous said...

RWS ~ always a fukkin day or 2 or 3 or 4 late with the damn news!!!
WTF...

Highrespectable said...

He is really interesting! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2343566

Anonymous said...

"Don't tase me bro"

Anonymous said...

i use to live in a area, where they tried to break in my house twice. I was going to get me a taser, i wanted to taser the shit out who ever come walking through that door. but i decided to move to the suburbs, that thief was so lucky.

Anonymous said...

i use to live in a area, where they tried to break in my house twice. I was going to get me a taser, i wanted to taser the shit out who ever come walking through that door. but i decided to move to the suburbs, that thief was so lucky.

halile said...

lol stateofmind, hes mad because she had to throw those shitty drawls away, it was his favorite pair!!!

Anonymous said...

Quesha, Quesha, Quesha, you haven't heard the worst of it all. There is some girl in Florida that named her twin boys O'rangejello and L'imejello...
Even the nurses at the hospital were laughing at her, tell me that's not ghetto. It was so bad there was a story on it I read on the interent, I thought they were lying till I met someone that knew the girl...

Anonymous said...

anon 11:09 am has made the most sense so far... lately all these posts have taken off on totally different subjects. now were on baby names?

and the comment by princess? hilarious! again, agreeing w/ 11:09, maybe he did deserve...

Anonymous said...

4:42
This is a gossip blog and that's what we're doing gossiping. I wasn't aware we HAD to stay on the subject matter, besides if you don't like it then don't read it shit it's that simple.

Anonymous said...

This man isn't black, he ain't white, he aint nothing but rich and priviledged. He thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Dumb ass moron is what I say. When a cop tells you to do something, only a complete idiot doesn't listen. When you get your ass beat for not listening, it sure as hell aint the cop's fault. If I had to wake up every day, leave my wife and kids and go to a job where idiots risked my life day in and day out...you would listen to me because my focus is to protect everyone, including getting my ass back home to my wife and kids. Is it really so hard to put your cock back in your pants, be good and listen to the cops.

Things are gonna change when Obama is voted president. The great conspiracy that has kept us down is gonna be gone...then who are we gonna blame for our own failures??

Anonymous said...

"This man isn't black, he ain't white, he aint nothing but rich and priviledged. He thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Dumb ass moron is what I say. When a cop tells you to do something, only a complete idiot doesn't listen. When you get your ass beat for not listening, it sure as hell aint the cop's fault. If I had to wake up every day, leave my wife and kids and go to a job where idiots risked my life day in and day out...you would listen to me because my focus is to protect everyone, including getting my ass back home to my wife and kids. Is it really so hard to put your cock back in your pants, be good and listen to the cops.

Things are gonna change when Obama is voted president. The great conspiracy that has kept us down is gonna be gone...then who are we gonna blame for our own failures??

9:39 AM"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I haven't heard truth like that in a loooong time. Speak it. Thank you!!!

Anonymous said...

8:59
i'm fully aware that it's a gossip blog...that's why i read it and make my own comments. i didn't say there was a problem with going off on tangents, i was just making a (shit it's that) simple observation. matter of fact, i was laughing when i made it. maybe you should try laughing a little yourself. or interpreting the comments of others with a little less hostility. or replying with a little less bass in your voice. it's a gossip blog, right? and, shit, it's that simple. ~4:42

Anonymous said...

maybe you deserve to get your ass tased...(in my tank voice)..."to get tased and get out the next day"

Anonymous said...

Why wasn't he in a limo? It was too crowded down there to drive anywhere. DUMMY!!!

Anonymous said...

A "tank" would maybe have got him thru that blockade. hehehehe...

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