Rick Ross got on the radio in Phoenix and said, “Just keep the rumors coming. We gon’ keep the records coming, we gon’ keep the music coming. Like I said, I’m one of the realest sources of this real street music in this game. Straight out of Miami, straight out of M-I-Yayo. One of my closest homies was on America’s Most Wanted.”“Don’t believe the hype" he continued, "In the game we in, it’s real competitive. Competitors have to do what they have to do to eat. We making the best music. Y’all seen the BET Awards, y’all saw the magazine. We the biggest in the game, we the best in the game. Just keeping it real. And anytime somebody can attack my character, like I said, you get nothing from the Boss. I don’t give haters the pleasure.“
Uhh, OK. Well, here's Rick's certificate for perfect attendance on the job, a link to his job application where, among other things, he signs an oath vowing to "shoot a prisoner trying to escape" and some more photoshops.


45 comments:
O.K O.K I get it. He used to be a C.O. How many days you gonna run this shit? Some of the pics are funny though.
Hysterical! RR it's ok, we still got love for U
Training Day - Love that movie
"We gon let the animals take care of themselves?"
Priceless:
"God willin fuck em!!"
That last one is a classic, hahahahaha-----loves it!!!
Okay I didn't really care all that much about this fool until he said:One of my closest homies was on America’s Most Wanted.” Who the fuck glamourizes(did I spell that right, to early lol) crime. Are our people really that ignorant that he's proud to have a friend on AMW?? He's a loser and his "music" sucks.
Now if he'd said one of my friends was on Jenny Graig then I would have believed him....
So ignorant. he condemns having a reg 9 to 5. but he's boasting how his homie is one of americas most wanted. keep roasting this fool.
Rev C
Why does he keep using the word "we"? That's what liars do to throw you off. Nigga..."WE" talkin about YOU!!!
Hands down the Training Day and Who's The Man pics are the BEST.
Loved that Who's The Man movie; had the sound track to it and its the first time i heard B.I.G. on his Party & Bullshit track, but the whole cd was good.
FOR THE LAST TIME
the issue is not that he had a respectable 9-5
the issue is him claiming to have flooded Miami with cocaine and lying about being a co and claiming to be a kingpin
he claims to know the real noreaga but only because he
saw him in a cell and not thru drug connects
he stole the real ricky Ross name against his warning
he claims to know the boogie boys who were a big drug gang in Miami but he once again only met them as a co cause they all got locked up
just like supreme used soft ass is rule to push murder Inc the boogie boys recruited this fool to rap about their exploits not his
he is vanilla ice, ja rule & milli vanilli all rolled(stuffed) into one
correction boobie boys
All of these are funny and I try not to laugh because it's been going on for a week or so...but this is some funny shit!!!!!
I fucked my wife's cousin so like Rick Ross I will take it to my grave.
I fucked my wife's cousin so like Rick Ross I will take it to my grave.
THE WHOS THE MAN ONE IS TIGHT AND TRAINING DAY WITH HAWKE AND RAWSE
GIVE IT UP ROSS THEY GOT YA DAM CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION
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SUMMER OF SLAPS
Only if I could rhyme cause I have plenty of true stories to rap about. I would hire Carribbean Goddess for security purposes cause my girl would get busy if you get outta character with her lol. I would put Eric B on the team cause she has a thing for d.j.s so she would get my records played lol. BSOM could politic and get analytical with labels & promoters to make sure contracts are right lol. I'll need a stylist so I can wear tight sweaters like Kanye & tight sagging jeans like Jim Jones so Chic Noir that's where you fit in lol. I got the paperwork & newspaper clippings to verify my background.
HIS MUSIC DOESN'T SUCK. THAT'S THE ONE THING I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR. BUT HIS WHOLE "I'M A GOON" AND "I RUN WITH KILLAS" TYPE SWAG IS NOT WHAT'S HAPPENIN. HE'S A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT . AND WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHY HE STILL DENIES THIS! EVERYONE KNOWS NOW...HE'S EXPOSED SO WHY KEEP DENYING IT?
NO, his music does suck. Thank God he know how to pick beats....lol
"One of my closest homies was on America’s Most Wanted."
lmmfao... that so reminds me of when a white person says, "one of my good friends is black"....
lol@vizion
rick ross music is hott.he still makin money, it won't stop
Upnorth, you's a mess lol... You know we'd hold you down... We'd be the NEW Bad Boy and tell Puff, TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT!!!!
Y'all act like a C.O. can't move weight. A C.O. in south Florida, yeah he totally wouldn't have daily access to any connections working in a south florida jail.
KEEP EM COMING!!!!! Hey rws can you make a slide show 4 us?
The Training Day IS definitely tight but that Reno one above it is Classic since that show is a spoof -of-sorts regarding police officers ;-)
And I actually copped that 'Who's the Man" over a week ago off another website
the pics are funny as hell! but there aint nothing wrong with having a job and some of you negroes out there should try it!!!!!!!!! And Ricks CD is one of the only good things to listen to as of lately!
yall are REALLY missing the point. no one is knocking the guy for having a 9 to 5 back in the day....people are just like damn how you rappin about moving weight and you were a correctional officer...just contradictive/fake!
not once did i read anyone say omg ross had a job...what a loser LOL.
Who's the Man... Hilarious. Please keep em coming
@UNL
Cut the check, send your contracts homey and i got you; my SS# is 123-45-6789 for that W2.
@1:08...totally feeling u...when i heard that he was a CO some time ago i was like...i know that n!&&a was "the man" in there...but it's not like he can come out and say that's what he was doing on his job...i've known some guards that did that ish...but this is the clincher...only stupid drug dealers go around bragging and buying rims and chains...the top man is usually someone u wouldn't even suspect...
BSOM I'll have you like Mr. Biggs & Wesley under the table payment.
Up north legend,
i'm hurt nigga... u couldn't fit a nigga in nthe mix nowhere???? i can scout out the broads for you... waddya say son??
^^Keep the thoro groupies coming Bee lol
We need a crew member that's going to get locked up every wk for dumb shit to keep us in the news, but once I blow I'll have to cut everybody off and go solo so in advance thanks to my newly formed crew lol.
Up North Legend, you know that I am down. I am ready! Are you all ready to do this?
@UNL
I've never been opposed to denying a stack in a brown bag homey, but the rubberbands need to get washed; getting money like i'm movin that fat is one thing, but i'd rather look at a fat bank statement than a obese safe in the closet.
That man don't care about what anybody thinks, he still stackin dough.
Confess and move on Ricky Ross. "We" forgive you. Lol.
I don't get it?!?!!? Who cares? The man had a job before he became a singer. I don't see the big deal
Carribbean Goddess we have to find a good ghostwriter then it's a go cause I'm tired of working two jobs for peanuts lmao
BSOM that's the image we have to push like we are moving 10 pies a hr Bee lol.
Working this 11-7 shift as my 2nd job is killing me time for a quick comeup lol. I'm bored as hell!!!!!
^^^^
You've got mail..
FAT PIG LYIN RICK ROSS...YOU ARE ONLY AN ENTERTAINER...IT ISN'T REAL...I SUPPOSE YOU NEVER PISSED IN THE BED EITHER WHEN YOU WERE TWO...MOVE ON TO THE NEXT LIE...I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC BUT NEVER YOUR INTERVIEWS...SUCKER!!!
the smoking gun needa get of ross nuts, why the fuck is they playing this nigga? cuz he got money? mayne fuck outta here niggas get a life
Perfect attendance?! LMAO!
I wonder if got his name (Big Boss) from the WWE cop wrestler "Big Boss Man".
What else do you expect from a dude who takes his name from freeway ricky ross a nigga who basically conspired with the CIA to introduce crack to the ghetto. and dudesll swear both these clowns were true gangsta. Gotti wouldve never did no shit like that.
Anonymous said...
So ignorant. he condemns having a reg 9 to 5. but he's boasting how his homie is one of americas most wanted. keep roasting this fool.
Rev C
9:54 AM
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Basically. Ignorant fool.
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