Monday, September 29, 2008

Jermaine Earls On Janet

They say at Jermaine Dupri's 36th b-day party, 'Maine had too much to drink and vomited all over Janet Jackson. Spies say Jan was so pissed she left the party in her chauffeur driven Maybach---without his ass.

70 comments:

C Style said...

He's a smukk.

Molly P. said...

Janet should know better by now, but it seems she's just as lost as he is.

dalioness said...

I would have slapped his drunk ass sober if he would have puked on me!

capital i said...

Ok JD You Cant Hold His Liq But On Yo Girl? Did Earl Really Creep On You That Quick?

Anonymous said...

JD, forget Earl, you better call Tyrone to take you home.

Anonymous said...

that must have been so embarrasing for her. but she know what she got.

Anonymous said...

I guess the wedding is off........

Eric B 4 president said...

What is she mad abut, isn't that what little kids do when they get sick...

Anonymous said...

"HURL"

"Jermaine hurled on Janet!"

Anonymous said...

"HURL"

"Jermaine hurled on Janet!"

Anonymous said...

"HURL"

"Jermaine hurled on Janet!"

Anonymous said...

"HURL"

"Jermaine hurled on Janet!"

Anonymous said...

"HURL"

"Jermaine hurled on Janet!"

Anonymous said...

She been running out of excuses not to give him any children - him not knowing how to hold his liquor - bought her 2 more years. He simply is not ready

BronxStateOfMind said...

Who at the party had an extra child seat in their car to take him home?

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Anonymous said...

SHE KNO SHE SUPPOSE 2 BURP THE BABY AFTER A GOOD MEAL :(

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Anonymous said...

lol.. don't you just hate when that happens?
On another note..I was downtown baltimore clearing up a parking ticket matter last week. While patiently waiting for things to get resolved, I notice one of the city employees reading what? (yup that's right) RWS!
I wanted to shout "heeeyyy gurrl!", but didn't. I figured she could do without all eyes on her in the office right then.

Anonymous said...

Drunk people are disgusting to be around anyway. Probably 15 apologies, a gift, and cracking her back will make everything better.

Anonymous said...

JD the Boozer!!!!

halile said...

she knows midget mack cant hold his vodka

Cheydee said...

@10.29... we need to find out who that was RIGHT!! lol

as for Jermaine, couldnt he turn his head round the other way?

Anonymous said...

Dayum. Girlfriend cannot get a break these days.


And later, because it was his birthday, and because she wanted to show she had forgiven him for puking on her, she let him blow one of his Keebler Elf loads all over her face, so she ended a very bad day looking like a glazed chocolate donut.

Anonymous said...

What's a little throw up between JD and his prospective baby-mama?

Anonymous said...

...little punk-ass midget came to the party drunk. dwarf-made punk!

Anonymous said...

@ 1008 I was thinkin the SAME thing....I was thinkin what the hell is Earl???????????????

Kim said...

Who the fuck is Earl??

I wonder if he beat when he got home? I mean it was his bday...

and wut said...

lol at everybody asking who Earl is! lol, that is fkn nasty and I woulda left too. she was probably tellin him to slow down anyway, lil shit.

YoungLooch said...

Don't nobody from the D say no fuckin 'hurl'. We say earl and JD earled on Janet ass. Good shit bitch.

S said...

i think you mean hurl.

Anonymous said...

I hope she washed it off before she went to bed. Maybe he was telling her what he thought of her last album.

Anonymous said...

Remember, everything in small measures, little man.

Anonymous said...

REPENT!!!! JANET TURM FROM YOUR WICKED WAYS AND GET YOU A TRUE BROTHER. ITS HARD FOR YOU TO FIND HIM BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TURN FROM THAT LIFESTYLE OF LIVING. THIS GUY HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIMSELF OR YOU AND HE NEEDS TO WAKE UP TOO BEFORE ITS TO LATE.REPENT!!!! THE CHIP IS HERE

ELove said...

@young
GOOD ONE... I'm from the Chi and I KNEW what BITCH meant BUT I do have alot of relatives that live in the Detroit area ;-)

And as far as Midget-Man goes... Stank Puss-n-ASS don't mix well with Alcohol-Hard Liquor WHICH is probably why he chose to EARL on her instead of any place else ;-)

For the Clueless...
JD was probably eating Janet OUT for hours before they arrived at the party AND the Stench-of-Stank from her Puss-n-Ass combined with the Aroma-n-After effects of Over-Indulgeness from the Heavy drinking of Hard Liquor led to him Vomiting on his girl Janet ;-)

Anonymous said...

To 'earl' on anyone but Janet might have gotten him a beatdown on his birthday. NOT a good look.

Sadiqua P said...

wow...

Anonymous said...

yall c how short that motherfucker is? he cant handle that much liquor in his system!


808

YoungLooch said...

E Love said: "GOOD ONE... I'm from the Chi and I KNEW what BITCH meant BUT I do have alot of relatives that live in the Detroit area ;-)"

Niggas in here actin silly, like people from different parts don't say different shit.

Chic Noir said...

Why would he drink to the point of throwing up. That was a bitchazzness move on JD's part.

Anonymous said...

I am appalled at this whole event. Janet shouldn't have to deal with such bullshit, nastiness or real childishness.

Janet is really a classy chick. I feel her move. As for sir asshole, if you can't hold your drink - try to resist or just drink fucking less. You are on the world stage and we don't appreciate such low downNess, its classless. Be the black camelot family, give the people something to look forward to it sure ain't Rihanna - Prositute dress.


I have no more words. People lets pick ourselves up, shine our shoes and show some class will YOU!!!!

Ann da Pandaaaaaaaa said...

That's just wrong.

Bee Gee said...

Next time, get dat nigga some wine coolers. Earlin' on da queen bee is NOT cool. No pussy fa 3 weeks, Jermaine! Oh well, Janet prob'ly only let him hit it missionary and nut on da tissue anyways.

Anonymous said...

To the lost Sheep:

don't believe everything you read.

Anonymous said...

I would have left his ass too. That's some childish ass behavior right there. Think about it Janet. Might want to get yourself a real man. But, I understand they are hard to come by.

dalioness said...

LOL@elove...That's real nasty!Yucky

@chic..I see Looch put the dimps back up:)

Chic Noir said...

@dalioness- yea girl. He know what we want and the ladies always win.

@7:37 -more info please

ELove said...

@dalioness
Baby I'm Quite Sure there's Absolutely No Bitter-Aftertaste regarding YOUR Fantastic Female Assets Sweet-Thang ;-)

ELove's reaction to @dalioness Sweet-Love...
That's Real Tasty! Yummy ;-)

Caribbean Goddess said...

Honestly, when my fiance hurled, earled or what ever, I did not think nothing of it and cleaned it up. That was a minute ago though. When I got sick, he did the same. He said that if was anyone else that he would not clean it. That is my relationship though. Some people might not be feelin' that.

*Eat before consuming alcohol*

On that note, I am about to drink.
Happy B-Day to me(9-30-78)
I am going to be the big 3-0!

BabyDoll said...

Happy Birthday CG :)

ELove said...

@CG
Happy B-Day!!!
One of my brother's was this past Friday (09/26) ;-)

Caribbean Goddess said...

Thank you, Babydoll and Elove!
I am not going out, I am going to stay in and get nice.

Elove, tell your brother, happy belated birthday! He will most likely say "who?"
Libras are the shhhhhh!

Anonymous said...

^^^ You look 50. Liar (9-30-58)

YoungLooch said...

Happy B Day CG. My B Day was Sunday.

And lol @ Chic and DL. Ladies don't always win.

Quesha said...

@cg...happy bday mama...it was my dads bday sat, so u must be good ppls.

CAMISHA said...

Happy birthday CG..

did you yearbook yourself?

Anonymous said...

You all show each other love out here. I like that about this blog. The only one who had to mess things up is anonymous 10:19. Why hate on homegirl? There are a handful of haters that must hate their life so they come on here and do what they do best. All that you had to is say happy birthday or keep it on moving. "L" is for????

Anonymous said...

That may have been a freudian slip, you earl on the floor not your girl, regardless shit isn't that spontaneous. I would question his marriageability. Thats a big thing earling on your mate. I mean you protect your girl at all costs even from yourself if you have too. I guess I really like My Lady - Janet is a Real Queen. Everyone grew up with her sweet ass on Good Times, I mean come on she is like one of the family. Look at the gloves and the hat her silk blouse, she needs a real renaissance man with style and grace. Fuck if JD appreciates her fat or skinny. Not for nothing I have soured on dude for real. And the converses with the suit makes him a real doke.

Anonymous said...

That may have been a freudian slip, you earl on the floor not your girl, regardless shit isn't that spontaneous. I would question his marriageability. Thats a big thing earling on your mate. I mean you protect your girl at all costs even from yourself if you have too. I guess I really like My Lady - Janet is a Real Queen. Everyone grew up with her sweet ass on Good Times, I mean come on she is like one of the family. Look at the gloves and the hat her silk blouse, she needs a real renaissance man with style and grace. Fuck if JD appreciates her fat or skinny. Not for nothing I have soured on dude for real. And the converses with the suit makes him a real doke.

thelovehater said...

Come on now, I like Janet because she is a sister and she been reppin in the game for a while now, but Janet AINT THAT CLASSY. And she Identifies with JD on that kiddy level ish. Do yall ever listen to how she talks in an interview, she sounds like a elementary school kid. Oh and dont forget she agreed to let Justin Timberlake snatch her titty out of her outfit during the Superbowl halftime show. Janet knows what she has in JD, thats why they been together so long, they are both childish as hell.

Anonymous said...

REPENT!!!! MAY THE MOST HIGH BLESS YOU WITH MANY MORE CG. REPENT !!!!! THE CHIP IS HERE

Cheydee said...

HAPPY B'DAY CARIBBEAN GODDESS!!
Happy belated to eloves bro and Queshas daddy..may you all, nah scrap that may WE all (RWS fam)live long, prosperous, happy, fulfilled lives
xx

Anonymous said...

hey i think the word ur lookign for is hurl.. not earl lol!!!

he HURLED on her!

Anonymous said...

She should know by now he has to drink his vodka from a sippy cup.

Caribbean Goddess said...

Thank you, Younglooch, Quesha, Camisha, Cheydee and 1:53.

Quesha, happy belated birthday to your dad!

10:19,(lol) thank you anyway and be happy!

~Thanks once again~

LaShea said...

that is so f*ckin' nasty

dalioness said...

Happy B-day CG!! The big 3-0!! That's Wonderful! I'll see you there in two years..LOL!

@ Looch..Happy B-lated birthday Dimples!! and to all the Libras and Virgos

Chic Noir said...

CG happy Bday. I'm late to the party but I still got you a gift.

Caribbean Goddess said...

Dalioness, you know what? When I was younger, i use to say that I was older. I refuse to say that I am older than 30. Shhhhhh!

Chic Noir, it is never too late!

Thank you both for my birthday wishes.

Camisha, what is yearbook yourself mean? I am slow with it!

Anonymous said...

where they have the party at his CLOSED restaurant?!

myspace/mrsdurango said...

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Anonymous said...

no, they had the party @ STUDIO 72, his jam packed nightclub, i love that spot

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