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Monday, March 31, 2008

R.I.P

Sean Levert of the trio "Levert" has died. He was a member along with his brother the late Gerald Levert and friend Marc Gordon. Sean passed away last night at Lutheran Hospital after being transported to the facility from the Cuyahoga County jail where he was being held for failure to pay child support. Sean is the son of Eddie Levert of the R&B group The O'Jays.

Remy Ma Needs Your Help

After being convicted of shooting one of her pals in the gut, Remy wants you to help her get a shorter sentence.

"Please write letters about how Remy and her music has positively affected you, influenced you, inspired you, etc. In hopes that the judge will be lenient in Remy's upcoming sentencing."

This note was posted on Remy's Myspace, along with this e-mail address lettersforremy@gmail.com.
Good luck with that, Ma.

They Say

Diddy is pissed off that he didn't get the star treatment from People magazine when his twins were born in December 2006. While his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez recently got 6 million dollars, plus the cover and a huge photo spread for her twins, and with Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie both raking in at least a million dollars for featuring their new babies on the cover of People, Diddy remembers the back of the mag treatment he and Kim Porter got when his twins were born. To make matters worse, insiders say Diddy was paid little or nothing for the privilege.

I Guess, You Guess

According to the NY Daily News, which hip-hop mogul likes to practice nude yoga in a Chelsea gym steam room? Witnesses claim his "pathetic" manhood has driven more than a few onlookers into fits of laughter.

Beanie Sigel Back In Jail


I can't even remember what he was originally on probation for, he's violated so many times, but rapper Beanie Sigel is back in jail for another violation. This time he gave up somebody else's pee for his court ordered drug test. Beans has dropped dirty in the past, testing positive for Xanax and Percocet more than five times. He was already in a half-way house and had recently gotten his probation extended for leaving Philadelphia without permission. Looks like the judge got tired of his shit because he got sentenced to three months in jail for his latest indiscretion.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Negative Into Positive


They Say

Remy Ma totally didn't expect to go to jail yesterday. Her lawyer was all like, "She didn't even tell her 8 year old son she might not be coming home." They say after the verdict, Remy was pretty stoic, but when the judge remanded her to custody until her April 23rd sentencing, that's when she broke down. Makeda waited for the verdict outside in a car, but some of her family and friends were in the court room, and called out "Bye bye" to Remy and laughed in her face. One of Remy's friends was removed from the court after he stood up and yelled, "Fuck Y'all!" They say you could hear Remy wailing all the way down the hall while she was lead to her cell. And I have a question: Was the money in Makeda's purse?

Thursday, March 27, 2008

T.I.'s Plea Deal


Rapper T.I. pleaded guilty Thursday to federal weapons possession charges, and will receive a sentence that includes prison time after he completes a period of community service. In the year that he is awaiting sentencing, T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris, must complete at least 1,000 hours of a total 1,500 hours of community service, talking to youth groups about the pitfalls of guns, gangs and drugs. He will be sentenced to serve about 12 months in prison after completing the community service, officials said. His prison time could be increased or reduced, depending on his fulfillment of the terms of the deal and good behavior, they said. Harris, 27, who was dressed in a gray business suit, told the judge he understands the terms of the agreement. He pleaded guilty to possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, unlawful possession of machine guns and possession of firearms by a convicted felon.

Guilty


Remy Ma has been convicted on four of the nine charges against her -- two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon. She was found not guilty of gang assault and witness tampering. They say Makeda's friends and family went wild after the verdicts were read, and that Remy was taken from the courtroom in handcuffs and called out "Oh my God!" as she was lead from the room. Your girl is facing from five to 25 years in prison at sentencing.

With Friends Like These



Who needs enemies? One of Allen Iverson's homeboys, Andre Steele, got arrested for trying to blackmail him. Investigators would not go into details about the nature of the extortion, but say Andre made the threat through Allen's lawyer in Virginia Beach. 'Dre contacted the attorney and demanded either money and/or property and said if his demands were not met he was going to do something the victim would not like. Andre was arrested and jailed Saturday.
I mean for real, what could Andre possibly have on A.I.? It's no secret that Allen cheats on his wife, who's expecting a new baby, by the way. That's old news. Who knows what 'Dre got on Allen? If you got the juice, kindly leave it in the comment section, mmkthanx!

LA Times Apologizes To Puffy

According to The Smoking Gun, a con artist in Federal prison named James Sabatino created the documents that were the basis for the Times' March 17 report, which suggested that the 1994 shooting of Tupac was planned and perpetrated by Diddy and his associates. The supposed FBI reports and lawsuits Sabatino says he filed were apparently created in the Allenwood federal penitentiary in White Deer, Penn., and can't be found in the bureau's database.

"The bottom line is that the documents we relied on should not have been used," LA Times Editor, Russ Stanton, said in a story posted Wednesday night on the newspaper's Web site. "We apologize both to our readers and to those referenced in the documents ... and in the story." Pulitzer-prize winning reporter Chuck Philips, who wrote the story, and his supervisor, Deputy Managing Editor Marc Duvoisin, also apologized.

Kimora Files For Divorce


Stick a fork in it, folks. Kimora Lee has finally filed for divorce from Russell Simmons. In court papers filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court Tuesday, Kimora, 32, cites irreconcilable differences and asks for legal and physical custody of the couple's two daughters, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5. She also requests that Russell, 50, get "reasonable child visitation … to be accompanied at all times by the children's nanny and security personnel.

I wonder if California being a mandatory 50/50 division of community property state, had anything to do with Kimora's moving and filing in California rather than in New York? And that little caveat, "to be accompanied at all times by the children's nanny and security personnel" What the hell is that about?

Sean Levert Jailed For Failure To Pay Child Support

The brother of late crooner Gerald Levert has been sentenced to 22-months in prison for not paying child support. Sean owes $85,427.68 in back support for his three children - ages 11, 15 and 17.

Boy Stop

Why is Adam "Pac Man" Jones hosting a party with a flyer that says, "Party Starts at 12am & We Gon Make It Rain?" Is there no one in his crew with enough sense to tell him that considering the fact that the man who was paralyzed in a shooting the last time he "made it rain," is suing him, that it's not a good idea to keep attaching his name to shit like this?

Laila Ali Expecting

"I don't know yet if we are having a boy or a girl, but I'm excited that I have a life inside me that my husband and I created," Ali says in Essence's May issue, which hits newsstands April 11. "I am 100 percent undeniably happy. I've never been able to say that before."

Mary's New Crib

Mary J. Blige is making the most of the sluggish U.S. housing market. Your girl just paid $12.3 million dollars cash for this house in Saddle River, NJ. The property, listed just last year for $17 million, boasts 4.2 acres, eight-bedrooms, a 14-seat movie theater, a fitness center, a hardwood basketball court and an elevator. It also has a gourmet kitchen, eight bathrooms, a spiral staircase and a wine tasting room. You can see a slide show of it here.

These Posters Got Somebody's Ass Kicked

You know R&B singer Monica's kids' daddy cd Self Made came out last week, right? Well, maybe you don't, cause only 27,700 of y'all bought it. But anyway, Rocko da Don's street team was in New York plastering every pole in sight with these posters 'cause, you know, they want to sell more than 30,000 cds. But the thing is, this type of guerilla advertising is illegal in NY City. So check it, a reporter from the NY Times starts taking pictures of Rocko's street team doing their thing, and after snapping a few shots, Rocko's boys ask dude why he's photographing them. When the reporter replies, "Because what you're doing is illegal." One of Rocko's goons told him,“Breaking cameras is illegal, too, but if you don’t stop taking pictures, I’ll break your camera.” So the dude tells the goon that he's from The Times and the goon tells him again, “I’ll break your camera and you can print that in your paper.” And he did what he promised. Goon snatched dude's camera, throwing dude down in the process, and smashed it on the ground, in front of several witnesses. I guess goons don't know everything is digital now, and that he should have just taken the memory card out of the camera because dude printed all the pictures anyway. And Rocko and 'nem can breath a sigh of relief, because dude says he's not going to press charges.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Once Again It's On

We haven' t heard a lot from these two since Tameka had her baby, the one nobody's seen and probably doesn't exist but once again, it's on. Our favorite drama couple, Usher and his old lady,Tameka, made the gossip pages this week, because Tameka was being a bitch on the set of Usher's new video for Make Love In This Club. They say 'Meka was very upset when she found out Usher personally picked singer/songwriter Keri Hilson to play his love interest in the video. Set spies claim, "It was supposed to be a sexy video shoot, but Tameka was there the entire time guarding like a watchdog. It was ridiculous. Even in rehearsals she was weird and clearly not happy that Keri is so gorgeous. Tameka threw a lot of attitude. The day of the shoot, Tameka dressed Keri very badly - she looked like an extra. Tameka wouldn't even let Keri have her hairdresser there - she had to use the hairdresser who was doing the extras." They say Tameka even banned Usher's longtime choreographer, Jamaica, from the set. Later Usher and Tameka were spotted at the Beverly Hills Hotel and reportedly barely said a word to each other. Ain't love grand?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Wendy Be Getting Her Ass Kicked?

Gossip maven Wendy Williams' talent booker, Nicole Spence, filed papers with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission yesterday claiming her boss' husband, Kevin Hunter, 33, demanded sex from her more than a dozen times and created a hostile work environment by repeatedly beating up Wendy, 43, in and near the studio. The complaint is lodged against Inner City Broadcasting and Wendy Williams. Kevin Hunter, who works as his wife's manager, is named in the papers as an alleged perpetrator of the harassment. "Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to 'fuck' me. I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio," Nicole says in the complaint. "In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head."

Asked about Nicole's complaint, Williams said yesterday, "Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind."

Remember That Guy

who said Diddy threatened to "Smack flames out his ass"? You know he was suing Diddy for popping him in the face right? Anyway, at the deposition Diddy's lawyers maintained that the guy thrust himself onto Diddy's fists and that he never meant to hit the dude. Anyway, the case is not going to trial. They settled out of court, terms will not be disclosed.

Closing Arguments

After three weeks in court, both sides have finally given their closing arguments in the Remy Ma / Makeda Barnes-Joseph shooting trial. Remy's lawyer, Ivan Fisher, clung to the fact that there was no proof the gun in question was Remy’s, even suggesting the gun may have belonged to Makeda. But, he conceded, even if it was Remy's gun, it went off by mistake, insisting to the jury that the shooting was an accident that happened while both women struggled over Makeda’s purse. “Their hands hit the car's rearview mirror during the tussle and the gun went off,” Fisher said. “There is no other explanation for why Remy would have chosen that unique moment in time to shoot her.” Makeda’s lawyer, Michael McIntosh, argued that Remy clearly had every intention of shooting his client because she cocked her gun before entering the victim's car. “She took every step you had to take to shoot somebody - cocking the gun, loading it with hollow-point bullets, racking the slide, pointing it at her victim and pulling the trigger." McIntosh also pointed out that Remy fled the scene and did not call for any help or take Makeda to the hospital after the incident. “The reason she ran was because she knew what happened in the car. Your friend is shot. Do you run or do you call 911?”

Jury deliberations are scheduled to begin today.

Another Banned Episode

You Can Take The Girl Out The Ghetto....


but you can't take the ghetto out the girl. Ummhmmm. Why E-V-E pushing people down stairs? They say your girl and a gang of her girls were partying in LA last week at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel when a group of chicks walked up and starting giving E-V shit for some reason. Push came to shove and one of the chicks in the other crew went flying down a flight of stairs. Eve might be in LA but she's from Philly, OK?

Monday, March 24, 2008

They Say

That after four platinum albums, more than 100 million albums sold [second only to the Beatles] and while pioneering a multimedia empire that spanned radio, TV, cartoons and magazines, the Jackson brothers are broke. They say Tito Jackson, 55, formed a blues band several years ago and plays at small venues for $500 to $1,500 a gig. Michael Jackson, 49, is on the verge of losing Neverland ranch as well as the family's Encino, Calif., home, and that he's hiding out in Las Vegas and repeatedly makes promises to his brothers while sabotaging any attempts by them to ply their musical trade. Randy Jackson, 46, does odd jobs like changing tires to support himself. He was Michael's business manager during the 2005 molestation trial but ran into serious problems with friends after he persuaded three people to take out lines of credits against their homes to help Michael pay his attorney fees and Michael stiffed them. Marlon Jackson, 51,lives in San Diego, where he works stocking groceries at a Vons supermarket. He fell on hard times three years ago when he was forced to leave his foreclosed home and move into an Extended Stay America hotel with his wife, Carol. Jackie Jackson, 56, started an Internet clothing business and is trying to produce records by his sons. So far nothing has panned out. Jermaine Jackson, 54, splits time between the parents' Hayvenhurst mansion and his girlfriend's home in the San Fernando Valley. With more than $5 million in federal, state and other liens against him and a 1995 bankruptcy filing, he doesn't work or have a regular income.

They say a slew of bad investments; poor advice, bankruptcy, stubborn pride, divorces, IRS debt, and child support have left the family in financial ruins. They say too, that when Michael celebrated 30 years in the music industry with two star-studded concerts in Madison Square Garden, he paid Marlon Brando $1 million just to show up, gave five- and six-figure fees to artists such as Whitney Houston, Usher, Britney Spears and Destiny's Child to perform, but had his brothers sign a contract that would pay them only $1,100 each. Then Michael charged the brothers for hotel and travel, and the siblings were never paid their performance fees, according to them.

The girls, however, aren't doing that bad. Janet Jackson, 41, said to be worth upwards of $150 million, bought her mother a home in Las Vegas in anticipation of losing the family's mansion, Hayvenhurst, to foreclosure. They say, like their Neverland colleagues, workers at Hayvenhurst have not been paid for months. La Toya Jackson, 52, the family turncoat who declared Michael guilty during the 1993 molestation case, a millionaire in her own right, earns a living mostly in Europe and in the UAE judging beauty and singing contests. She lives with a wealthy boyfriend in Beverly Hills and has little contact with her siblings, and Rebbie Jackson, 57, is married to successful businessman Nathaniel Brown.

Mike Epps Paternity Suit

Married comedic actor, Mike Epps, has been named in a paternity suit brought by a woman in Georgia who gave birth in December 2007. Randy Kessler, the woman's lawyer, says Epps has refused to submit to a paternity test or provide any support for the child, saying, "We are not asking for the moon, we are just asking him to take a paternity test. Once the tests are completed and paternity is confirmed, hopefully, Mr. Epps will do the right thing and begin to provide for his child." Kessler says he and his client initially wanted to work things out privately, but those efforts have been ignored by Epps and his camp. The paternity suit was filed in early February, and since then, Kessler says he has sent five letters and made a number of phone calls to Epps' lawyers -- and all he got back was silence.

Corinne Bailey Rae Husband Found Dead

The husband of singer Corinne Bailey Rae has been found dead in a London apartment. News reports say the body of 31-year-old Jason Rae was found around 3:15 p.m. on Saturday, a victim of an apparent drug overdose. Cops arrested a 32-year-old man for "supplying controlled substances." He was then released on bail. No word on if his wife was at home.

The Twins

Kid Arrested For Throwing Rocks

So I'm not the only one? A 12-year-old boy in Illinois was arrested last week for throwing a brick through the window of Soulja Boy's tour bus. When asked why he did it, the boy replied, "I hate Soulja Boy."

Suge Knight Reality Show

Can't Two Men Sing To Each Other With No Shirts On While Looking Lovingly Into Each Other's Eyes Without Being Gay?


Friday, March 21, 2008

Juve's Baby's Mama's Brother Says

Dwayne Deleston #96350-071
SATELLITE PRISON CAMP
P.O. BOX 699
ESTILL, S.C. 29918-0699
RE: Juvenile’s Hypocriticalness
March 18, 2008
To whom it may concern,
I’m praying this information reach the right person to expose the truth about how Juvenile has used his deceased innocent daughter he ignored. My name is Dwayne Deleston and I’m the brother of Juvenile’s deceased baby mother Joy Deleston. It’s disturbing to know Juvenile never had a relationship with his deceased daughter but accepts the sympathy like he wasa good daddy to the child. It’s not fair to the people who care. Juvenile and his family are receiving all the condolences like they cared about my sister and her kids. Juvenile didn’t have a father and daughter relationship with my niece. My sister tried for years to communicate with Juvenile and his family concerning Jelani since Jelani’s date of birth to Jelani’s unexpected date of death but Juvenile and his mother ignored his child. Several days before the tragedy Juvenile told my sister, “he did not want nothing to do with her nor Jelani so stop sending pictures to his mother’s house because his wife didn’t know about Jelani and he is making arrangements to pay the owed excessive child support.” Jelani was before Juvenile’s marriage so his wife should have accepted her. That message Juvenile sent to his child before her death was heart-breaking to her and my family, and our Lord is my witness. In the eyes of the Lord, Juvenile will weep what he sow because he did not have a reasonable reason to deny Jelani. His wife should ask him what else is he hiding from her. For Juvenile to tell his mother to ignore one of his kids is cruel and unusual for a grandmother to do as she was told. I’m revealing a reality check. Juvenile never spoke to his daughter, he never was there for his daughter when she needed him the most nor did hecome to her funeral without a reasonable reason not to. Juvenile’s family was not at the funeral to show their sympathy. Juvenile nor someone from his family sent flowers nor a card nor called my mother to give their condolences. Juvenile saying, “he’s shocked and devastated” after hearing about my sister an her daughters death is hard to believe. Juvenile did a show hours after his daughter’s funeral in Augusta, G.A. The final moment his daughter was on earth he did not witness because he did not care about her. Juvenile said, “he is a star and he did not want the attention on him at the funeral. “I’m incarcerated and I made it to the funeral, thanks to the understanding Warden and staff who participated in making sure I was present at the funeral. Three innocent people was killed. These killings got my family puzzled but all we have to do is continue to have faith in our Lord. There’s a reason for everything and God knows everybody’s heart. Juvenile needs to apologize to his deceased daughter Jelani and Jelani’s mother for wrongfully ignoring Jelani when she reached out to him. Juvenile needs to realize what’s in his heart reflects on the outside. I greatly appreciate your condolences in light of my loved ones death. May God bless you.This information is to inform you, you gave condolences to Juvenile and his family but they did not love his innocent daughter that was murdered. Personally I feel Juvenile used everybody’s sympathy for his selfish means and its best for the people to know the truth. Juvenile ignored his innocent a reasonable excuse and I can not supportsomeone like him.
Sincerely,
Dwayne Deleston

Chris Rock Tells Rolling Stone Magazine

"Barack has a handicap the other candidates don’t have: Barack Obama has a black wife. And I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relationship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!"

They Say

T.I. is being allowed off house arrest to attend church Easter Sunday. He'll be at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta from 8:30am to 2:00pm. After services he has to go straight home, and he must be accompanied by a court-approved monitor and one of his attorneys.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Busta Rhymes Gets Probation

Busta Rhymes was sentenced to 3 years probation on March 18 in a Manhattan Criminal Court for assault and DUI charges that he plead guilty to earlier this year as part of a plea deal. Yesterday's sentencing covered his August 2005 kicking of fan Roberto Lebron after Lebron accidentally spit on a car in Busta's entourage at West 19th Street and Sixth Avenue. It also covered his December 2006 beatdown of his former driver, Eddie Hatchet, with whom he was arguing over back pay, as well as his admission to driving drunk on 11th Avenue in March 2007, and a minor license suspension. For the DUI and driving with a suspended license, Busta was ordered to pay $1,250 plus court costs and enroll in a drunken driving program. He was also ordered to give up his driver's license for six months.

Halle Berry's Baby's Name Is

Nahla Ariela Aubry. Nahla is the Arabic word for drink of water [or honeybee, depending on who you ask] and Ariela means lion of God.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Banned

That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It

Sean "P Diddy" Combs and Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond have both denied any knowledge of Tupac's shooting contrary to recent reports.



Diddy says, “This story is beyond ridiculous and completely false. Neither Biggie nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened. It is a complete lie to suggest that there was any involvement by Biggie or myself. I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.”



Jimmy says, “In the past 14 years, I have not even been questioned by law enforcement with regard to the assault of Tupac Shakur, let alone brought up on charges. Chuck Phillips, the writer who in the past has falsely claimed that [Biggie] was in Las Vegas when Tupac was murdered and that Biggie supplied the gun that killed Tupac — only to be proven wrong, as Biggie was in New Jersey recuperating from a car accident. [The Times] has reached a new low by employing fourth-hand information from desperate jailhouse informants along with ancient FBI reports to create this fabrication. I simply ask for all rap fans and fans of Tupac to analyze this fiction for what it is, along with Phillips' motives behind it. I am baffled as to why the Times would print this on its Web site when a simple and fair investigation would reveal that the allegations are false. I am currently consulting with my attorneys about my legal rights regarding this libelous piece of garbage.”

The Quad studio shooting in Tupac's own words as told to Vibe magazine:

Can you take us back to that night at Quad Recording Studios in Times Square?

The night of the shooting? Sure. Ron G. is a DJ out here in New York. He's, like, "Pac, I want you to come to my house and lay this rap down for my tapes." I said, "All right, I'll come for free." So I went to his house-me, Stretch, and a couple other homeboys. After I laid the song, I got a page from this guy Booker, telling me he wanted me to rap on Little Shawn's record. Now, this guy I was going to charge, because I could see that they was just using me, so I said, "All right, you give me seven G's and I'll do the song." He said, "I've got the money. Come." I stopped off to get some weed, and he paged me again. "Where you at? Why you ain't coming?" I'm, like, "I'm coming, man, hold on."

Did you know this guy?

I met him through some rough characters I knew. He was trying to get legitimate and all that, so I thought I was doing him a favor. But when I called him back for directions, he was, like, "I don't have the money." I said, "If you don't have the money, I'm not coming." He hung up the phone, then called me back: "I'm going to call [Uptown Entertainment CEO] Andre Harrell and make sure you get the money, but I'm going to give you the money out of my pocket." So I said, "All right, I'm on my way." As we're walking up to the building, somebody screamed from up the top of the studio. It was Little Caesar, Biggie's [the Notorious B.I.G.] sideman. That's my homeboy. As soon as I saw him, all my concerns about the situation were relaxed.

So you're saying that going into it...

I felt nervous because this guy knew somebody I had major beef with. I didn't want to tell the police, but I can tell the world. Nigel had introduced me to Booker. Everybody knew I was short on money. All my shows were getting canceled. All my money from my records was going to lawyers; all the movie money was going to my family. So I was doing this type of stuff, rapping for guys and getting paid.

Who's this guy Nigel?

I was kicking it with him the whole time I was in New York doing Above the Rim. He came to me. He said, "I'm going to look after you. You don't need to get in no more trouble."

Doesn't Nigel also go by the name of Trevor?

Right. There's a real Trevor, but Nigel took on both aliases, you understand? So that's who I was kicking with-I got close to them. I used to dress in baggies and sneakers. They took me shopping; that's when I bought my Rolex and all my jewels. They made me mature. They introduced me to all these gangsters in Brooklyn. I met Nigel's family, went to his kid's birthday party-I trusted him, you know what I'm saying? I even tried to get Nigel in the movie, but he didn't want to be on film. That bothered me. I don't know any nigga that didn't want to be in the movies.

Can we come back to the shooting? Who was with you that night?

I was with my homeboy Stretch, his man Fred, and my sister's boyfriend, Zayd. Not my bodyguard; I don't have a bodyguard. We get to the studio, and there's a dude outside in army fatigues with his hat low on his face. When we walked to the door, he didn't look up. I've never seen a black man not acknowledge me one way or the other, either with jealousy or respect. But this guy just looked to see who I was and turned his face down. It didn't click because I had just finished smoking chronic. I'm not thinking something will happen to me in the lobby. While we're waiting to get buzzed in, I saw a dude sitting at a table reading a newspaper. He didn't look up either. These are both black men? Black men in their thirties. So first I'm, like, These dudes must be security for Biggie, because I could tell they were from Brooklyn from their army fatigues. But then I said, Wait a minute. Even Biggie's homeboys love me, why don't they look up? I pressed the elevator button, turned around, and that's when the dudes came out with the guns-two identical 9 mms. "Don't nobody move. Everybody on the floor. You know what time it is. Run your shit." I was, like, What should I do? I'm thinking Stretch is going to fight; he was towering over those niggas. From what I know about the criminal element, if niggas come to rob you, they always hit the big nigga first. But they didn't touch Stretch; they came straight to me. Everybody dropped to the floor like potatoes, but I just froze up. It wasn't like I was being brave or nothing; I just could not get on the floor. They started grabbing at me to see if I was strapped. They said, "Take off your jewels," and I wouldn't take them off. The light-skinned dude, the one that was standing outside, was on me. Stretch was on the floor, and the dude with the newspaper was holding the gun on him. He was telling the light-skin dude, "Shoot that motherfucker! fuck it!" Then I got scared, because the dude had the gun to my stomach. All I could think about was piss bags and shit bags. I drew my arm around him to move the gun to my side. He shot and the gun twisted and that's when I got hit the first time. I felt it in my leg; I didn't know I got shot in my balls. I dropped to the floor. Everything in my mind said, Pac, pretend you're dead. It didn't matter. They started kicking me, hitting me. I never said, "Don't shoot!" I was quiet as hell. They were snatching my shit off me while I was laying on the floor. I had my eyes closed, but I was shaking, because the situation had me shaking. And then I felt something on the back of my head, something real strong. I thought they stomped me or pistol-whipped me and they were stomping my head against the concrete. I saw white, just white. I didn't hear nothing, I didn't feel nothing, and I said, I'm unconscious. But I was conscious. And then I felt it again, and I could hear things now and I could see things and they were bringing me back to consciousness. Then they did it again, and I couldn't hear nothing. And I couldn't see nothing; it was just all white. And then they hit me again, and I could hear things and I could see things and I knew I was conscious again.

Did you ever hear them say their names?

No. No. But they knew me, or else they would never check for my gun. It was like they were mad at me. I felt them kicking me and stomping me; they didn't hit nobody else. It was, like, "Ooh, motherfucker, ooh, aah"-they were kicking hard. So I'm going unconscious, and I'm not feeling no blood on my head or nothing. The only thing I felt was my stomach hurting real bad. My sister's boyfriend turned me over and said, "Yo, are you all right?" I was, like, "Yes, I'm hit, I'm hit." And Fred is saying he's hit, but that was the bullet that went through my leg. So I stood up and I went to the door and-the shit that fucked me up-as soon as I got to the door, I saw a police car sitting there. I was, like, "Uh-oh, the police are coming, and I didn't even go upstairs yet." So we jumped in the elevator and went upstairs. I'm limping and everything, but I don't feel nothing. It's numb. When we got upstairs, I looked around, and it scared the shit out of me.

Why?

Because Andre Harrell was there, Puffy [Bad Boy Entertainment CEO Sean "Puffy" Combs] was there, Biggie... there was about 40 niggas there. All of them had jewels on. More jewels than me. I saw Booker, and he had this look on his face like he was surprised to see me. Why? I had just beeped the buzzer and said I was coming upstairs. Little Shawn bust out crying. I went, Why is Little Shawn crying, and I got shot? He was crying uncontrollably, like, "Oh my God, Pac, you've got to sit down!" I was feeling weird, like, Why do they want to make me sit down?

Because five bullets had passed through your body.

I didn't know I was shot in the head yet. I didn't feel nothing. I opened my pants, and I could see the gunpowder and the hole in my Karl Kani drawers. I didn't want to pull them down to see if my dick was still there. I just saw a hole and went, "Oh shit. Roll me some weed." I called my girlfriend and I was, like, "Yo, I just got shot. Call my mother and tell her." Nobody approached me. I noticed that nobody would look at me. Andre Harrell wouldn't look at me. I had been going to dinner with him the last few days. He had invited me to the set of New York Undercover, telling me he was going to get me a job. Puffy was standing back too. I knew Puffy. He knew how much stuff I had done for Biggie before he came out.

People did see blood on you?

They started telling me, "Your head! Your head is bleeding." But I thought it was just a pistol-whip. Then the ambulance came, and the police. First cop I looked up to see was the cop that took the stand against me in the rape charge. He had a half smile on his face, and he could see them looking at my balls. He said, "What's up, Tupac? How's it hanging? "When I got to Bellevue Hospital, the doctor was going, "Oh my God!" I was, like, "What? What?" And I was hearing him tell other doctors, "Look at this. This is gunpowder right here." He was talking about my head: "This is the entry wound. This is the exit wound." And when he did that, I could actually feel the holes. I said, "Oh my God. I could feel that." It was the spots that I was blacking out on. And that's when I said, "Oh shit. They shot me in my head." They said, "You don't know how lucky you are. You got shot five times." It was, like, weird. I did not want to believe it. I could only remember that first shot, then everything went blank.

At any point did you think you were going to die?

No. I swear to God. Not to sound creepy or nothing-I felt God cared for me from the first time the niggas pulled the gun out. The only thing that hurt me was that Stretch and them all fell to the floor. The bullets didn't hurt. Nothing hurt until I was recovering. I couldn't walk, I couldn't get up, and my hand was fucked up. I was looking on the news and it was lying about me.

Tell me about some of the coverage that bothered you.

The No. 1 thing that bothered me was that dude that wrote that shit that said I pretended to do it. That I had set it up, it was an act. When I read that, I just started crying like a baby, like a bitch. I could not believe it. It just tore me apart. And then the news was trying to say I had a gun and I had weed on me. Instead of saying I was a victim, they were making it like I did it.

What about all the jokes saying you had lost one of your testicles?

That didn't really bother me, because I was, like, shit, I'm going to get the last laugh. Because I've got bigger nuts than all these niggas. My doctors are, like, "You can have babies." They told me that the first night, after I got exploratory surgery: "Nothing's wrong. It went through the skin and out the skin." Same thing with my head. Through my skin and out the skin.

Have you had a lot of pain since then?

Yes, I have headaches. I wake up screaming. I've been having nightmares, thinking they're still shooting me. All I see is niggas pulling guns, and I hear the dude saying, "Shoot that motherfucker!" Then I'll wake up sweaty as hell and I'll be, like, Damn, I have a headache. The psychiatrist at Bellevue said that's post-traumatic stress.

Why did you leave Bellevue Hospital?

I left Bellevue the next night. They were helping me, but I felt like a science project. They kept coming in, looking at my dick and shit, and this was not a cool position to be in. I knew my life was in danger. The Fruit of Islam was there, but they didn't have guns. I knew what type of niggas I was dealing with. So I left Bellevue and went to Metropolitan. They gave me a phone and said, "You're safe here. Nobody knows you're here." But the phone would ring and someone would say, "You ain't dead yet?" I was, like, Damn! Those motherfuckers don't have no mercy. So I checked myself out, and my family took me to a safe spot, somebody who really cared about me in New York City.

They Say

Lil Wayne's European concert tour ain't going so well. I heard he got rushed on the stage, they throwing bottles at his ass, I even heard somebody tried to rob him on stage. Anyway, they say he just canceled his tour of Germany.

This Is Your Brain On Drugs

DMX on Barack Obama to XXL Magazine



XXL: Are you following the presidential race?

DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.

DMX: Barack?!Barack.What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.

DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…

DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

New Strapped Ad

Thank God that lean wears off sooner or later. Once they got sober and realized how fucked up their condom ad with Lil Wayne was, Strapped brand released a new ad. Too bad they can't erase the image of Baby's baby getting plugged by an old white dude from our memory banks. Strapped even sent out of few cease and desist letters demanding bloggers take the old ad off their pages, but mostly they just got laughed at.

Thanks Mike.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Did Puffy And Biggie Know?

Remember when Tupac wrote "Hit 'Em Up" , letting us know Puffy and B.I.G knew he was going to be shot at Quad city studios on Nov. 30, 1994? He knew what he was talking about. In today's LA Times, writer Chuck Phillips lays out the who's and the why's with claims that Puffy was notified in advance that Pac was being set up. Check out the article here.

Makeda Testifies

Shooting victim Makeda Barnes-Joseph took the stand Friday and testified that Remy Ma fired on her because she refused to open her purse. Makeda told the jury that Remy climbed into her white Nissan on a Meatpacking District street last summer, holding a grudge - and a cocked .45-caliber weapon - while yelling about $3,000 in cash missing after a nightclub birthday party.
"When she did that, I knew she was trying to make a scene," Makeda said Friday in Manhattan Supreme Court. "I knew I didn't have her money so it didn't bother me." But when Remy grabbed the handbag, Makeda testified that she yanked it back, and the two began to tussle. Then, Makeda says, Remy shot her. It felt like Remy Ma's bullet was alive inside her, the 24-year-old told jurors after taking the stand. She said it felt like Remy's bullet was seeking out her heart. "There was like a burning sensation, coming up, and I said, 'Krystal, the bullet is moving!' " she told a Manhattan Supreme Court jury, clutching her stomach, her voice quavering. "It's like it's moving to my heart! I'm dying!" Makeda recalled screaming to her friend, Krystal Bolton, who held her as they watched the bloodstain grow. "Then I said, 'Tell my Mommy I love her.' "

To discredit the account, defense lawyer Ivan Fisher made repeated mention of Makeda's $20 million lawsuit against Remy. He also asked, "Why didn't you let go?" referring to Makeda implausibly clinging to her bag despite the gun and her insistence that she hadn't stolen the money.
"Because it was my bag!" the Makeda snapped back.

Is Kimora And Russell's Divorce Final?


Recently Kimora was asked about all the rumors surrounding her lately, she denied each and every one of them, new pregnancy included, but the interesting thing is, she referred to Russell as her ex-husband in her statement. "I'm in the paper every single week – that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I'm pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water," she said Friday at Washington University in St. Louis. "Lies upon lies upon lies."
hmmmmm.

I'm Gon Ocean's 11 His Ass

At Least He Wore A Rubber

Private eye to the stars, Anthony Pellicano, is under indictment for illegal wire-tapping or something. Anyway, this one time, Chris Rock went out with this chick and she claimed she was pregnant by him. So Chris went to Pellicano to get some dirt on the broad and of course Pell taped the call. You can read the entire transcript here. There's even an audiotape. But here's the most salacious part:

CR: "I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It's just, I know people were like, 'heeey'."

Pellicano excuses himself to "scream at my secretary."

Pellicano (reading from report): "He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket."
CR: I've been so set up...

AP: Did you come on her thighs?...

CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.
AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?

CR: No

Juanita Bynum Pissed Somebody Off

I wonder who Profitess [that's not a typo] Bynum pissed off? Somebody went and posted all the medical records and legal documents from the night her husband, Bishop Thomas Weeks, kicked her ass. Did you know she had breast implants? The docs are here if you care to read them.

The Game Being Sued


Ok, so you know how The Game went to jail for 8 days after he pulled a gun on some dude during a basketball game at a rec center in LA? That dude is suing his ass. Shannon Rodrick claims he suffered extreme and severe mental anguish and humiliation from the incident as well as physical injuries. The suit also names the parties that sponsored the basketball game claiming they neglected to protect Rodrick and provide a violence free environment. Rodrick’s suit is seeking punitive damages as well as compensation for attorney fess and medical expenses.

Tocarra Spazzing On Celebrity Fit Club

Halle Had Her Baby

It's a girl.

Friday, March 14, 2008

I Heard

That Floyd "Money" Mayweather took Chili, of TLC fame, on a shopping spree in Las Vegas and bought her nine pairs of shoes at the Giuseppe Zanotti boutique inside the Forum Shops at Caesars. They say he spent about $4,600 on her ass, $695 on one pair of shoes alone. The couple was also spotted catching a late night bite at Mr. Lucky's restaurant inside the Hard Rock Hotel.

Two New Witnesses In R Kelly Case

40-year-old R&B singer, R Kelly was indicted on child pornography charges in June 2002 for allegations he had videotaped himself having sex with an underage girl. Prosecutors have said the girl may have been as young as 13 when the tape was made. Anyway, two new witnesses have stepped forward. According to the Chicago Tribune, both witnesses knew R Kelly and the girl around the time the video was made. One witness worked for Kelly and met the girl, while the other was a friend of the girl who'd met Kelly. By judge's order, all witnesses' identities are being kept secret. Both are also under a gag order. Prosecutors in the case have been facing denials from the young woman, allegedly videotaped having sex with Kelly, who says she does not appear in the video.

No Fire Sale At The Ranch

Michael Jackson has arranged financing to save Neverland Ranch once again.

He Did It

Bishop Thomas Weeks pleaded guilty this week to the aggravated assault charge he caught after beating his wife, televangelist Juanita Bynum's ass in an Atlanta hotel parking lot. Judge T. Jackson Bedford sentenced Bishop to 3 years probation, violence and anger counseling, and 200 hours of community service that cannot be church related.

They Say

So far, only one of four witnesses for the prosecution have testified that Remy Ma had a gun in her hand while approaching the car of shooting victim Makeda Barnes-Joseph. Makeda is expected to take the stand today.

The Game Releases A Statement

"I apologize for the conflicting news on my release, but due to the sensitive negotiations on this matter I felt it appropriate not to give an exact date on my release. I am truly grateful to my attorney, family and management for doing a great job in this respect. Upon my release I went directly to the studio with producers Cool & Dre and recorded several records, including my street record 'Big Dreams.' Thank you to all my fans as well for the support."

Et Tu Juelz?

I'm totally in shock. Rappers, getting caught with weed and weapons!? Who'd a thunk it? Naw, seriously doh', Dip Set rapper Juelz Santana got caught riding a little unsanitary last week. Cops pulled Juelz' Bentley over after "allegedly" [I'm using those finger quotation marks around allegedly] smelling weed coming from his car. During the subsequent search of his vehicle, cops found a rolled-up blunt in Juelz' shoe, a little bit of weed sprinkled on the console, some White Owl and Dutch Master cigars, a bunch of smoked up roaches, a big bag of weed, $19,500 inside a bag of Jolly Ranchers and a sock with 29 hollow point bullets in it. Oh, and his license is suspended.
Good luck with that, Juelz.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Don't Shoot The Messenger

Check it. Denver Nugget Kenyon Martin's wife Heather is a hot topic on the message boards these days, seems a couple of her ex-girls put Miss Heather on blast. Here are the posts that have been making the rounds. Can anyone confirm?

Kenyon Martin's wife Heather got pregnant at the age of 15 and was sent to live with her uncle and aunt in Carson, CA. The neighborhood in Carson that she moved to is called Centerview on the north end of Carson. Centerview is a small, nice, middle class, Black neighborhood. After Heather had her baby (a girl) she met Dewayne Blackman who lived in the same Centerview neighborhood. Dewayne was 18 when they met. Dewayne really liked Heather a lot. When Heather got back into high school Dewayne would help her out how ever he could. He would drive her to school and pick her up. They began dating but Heather's uncle didn't like it and told her she would have to move. Well, Dewayne parents let Heather move in with them in their nice 4 bedroom home. A few years later Heather was pregnant again with Dewayne's first child. They got married and continued to live in Dewayne's parent’s home. Dewayne's parents made pretty good money, they owned oth er property and eventually moved into another home and let Dewayne and Heather continue to live at the Centerview home.A few years later Heather was pregnant with her third child (second by Dewayne) and gave birth to another girl (3 girls total). All of the girls names start with "D". Dewayne took care of his family. He got a good job working at a gas refinery, raised Heather's first child and the 2 by him, bought himself and Heather 2 nice cars and all seemed to be going well. Then the big PROBLEM!!!!!!In middle of 2001, Heather goes out one night and meets Kenyon Martin at a night club. She and Kenyon hook up. Later on Heather finds out that she's pregnant and it may be by Kenyon. Dewayne finds out and all hell breaks loose. He tells her that she needs to get out and she tells him that she will leave. She tells Kenyon what happened and that she needs somewhere to stay. Kenyon's calls his agent who tells Kenyon to put Heather up in a nice apartment and once the bab y comes have a DNA test done. If the baby is yours (Kenyon's) then do what you need to do to support the child. Heather gave birth to her first boy, something Dewayne always wanted. The DNA test proved that Heather’s new baby boy was Kenyon’s. Kenyon did a lot more than support the child, he told Heather that she should move to New Jersey with him and she did. One problem! Heather moved to New Jersey with her new baby boy but left all 3 of her girls with Dewayne and never looked back. Dewayne has raised all three girls since Heather left in 2002 and its now March 2008.One thing that made all this hard was that Dewayne was and still is a big Lakers fan. In 2002 when Heather had Kenyon's child, Kenyon's NBA team, the New Jersey Nets played the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA finals. Dewayne had to watch the game and view close ups of the NBA cameramen showing Kenyon's big shoulder tattoo of his new baby boy by Heather. It made all of this that much harder.Heathers now h as 6 kids. One daughter by the teenage boy that got her pregnant the first time, 2 daughters by Dewayne, 2 sons and 1 daughter by Kenyon. Heathers oldest daughter graduated from Gardena High School (Gardena, CA.) in June, 2007 and the other two girls by Dewayne are now in the 9th grade and 5th grade. The 5th grader thinks her mother Heather is dead.One of the worst stories that still goes around in Centerview is that Heather also slept with Dewayne's then best friend, Deon. Dewayne and Deon were close buddies and even had a boat that they bought together to take out on the lake and go fishing. After the story got out that was the end of Dewayne and Deon's friendship. If anyone can reach Heather tell her that her daughter miss her.


But wait...there's more:

THIS IS ABOUT KENYON MARTIN'S WIFE HEATHER MARTIN. I JUST WANT EVERYONE IN DENVER TO KNOW SHE IS THE BIGGEST LOOSER AND A SOCIOPATH. SHE WAS MARRIED TO DUANE BLACKMAN HERE IN LOS ANGELES FOR FIVE YEARS AND GAVE BIRTH TO THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. SHE IS A TRAMP. ALL TOGETHER SHE HAS FIVE KIDS. AND IS NOW PREGNANT WITH CHILD NUMBER SIX. SHE CHEATED ON HER FIRST HUSBAND WITH HIS BEST FRIEND HIS BROTHER IN LAWS ROOMATE AND GOT A TRAIN RAN ON HER BY TWO MEN NAMED RUSTY AND K- DOGG. I KNOW HER PERSONALLY I WAS RAISED WITH HER IN INGLEWOOD CALIFORNIA. SHE HANGS OUT AT THE PURPLE MARTINI AND HAS BEEN PLOTTING ON SLEEPING WITH ASHLEI LELIE THE WIDE RECIEVER FOR THE DENVER BRONCOS. I WAS OUT THERE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO. SHE IS A TRAMP AND A WHORE SHE GOT PREGNANT WITH KENYON MARTIN SON WHILE SHE WAS STILL MARRIED AND HE GOT MARRIED. SHE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HER WITH OUT A CONDOM AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.SO SHE COULD BE RICH. SHE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH HIS FRIEND KEVIN AND HAS TALKED ABOUT HIS DISLIKE OF HIS MOM AND HOW SHE IS A DRUNK HOW HE HAS A STUTTERING PROBLEM SHE HAS RIDICULED HIS SISTER AND HAS INSULTED HIS BEST FRIEND DON BY SAYING KENYON SHOULD NOT HAVE PAID FOR THEIR WEDDING IN THE FIRST PLACE. SHE TURNS HER NOSE UP AT ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND DON'T CARE ANYTHING ABOUT HER GIRLS SHE LEFT BEHIND. WHEN DUANE WANTED TO GET CHILD SUPPORT FROM HER SHE LAUGHED AND SAID HE WON'T GET ANYTHING FROM HER BUT WHAT SHE USED TO MAKE. IS THAT A MOTHER WHO LOVES HER KIDS?? WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT CUSTODY. AND NONE OF HER FAMILY SPEAKS TO HER BECAUSE SHE RAN FROM THEM. THEY TRIED TO HELP HER ON NUMEROUS OCCASSIONS AND SHE TURNED HER BACK ON THEM ALL.I HAVE HELPED HER MANY TIMES BUT INSTEAD OF CARING ABOUT ME SHE WAS TOO WORRIED ABOUT WHAT MY CHILDS FATHER WAS DOING. SHE IS BURNT OUT TOTALLY AND A LIAR. IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT KENYON DOESN'T SEE HER FOR WHAT SHE IS WORTH. NOT TO MENTION SHE HAS SAID MANY MANY BAD THINGS TO ME ABOUT HER HUSBANDS ASSISTANT BRAD AND HIS WIFE PAM SHE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS TO COMMENT ON HIM AND THE WAY HE TREATS KENYON. SHE IS TWO FACED AND A BACK STABBER. AND WHEN I DO SEE HER DURING ALL STAR BREAK I AM BRINGING AND GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO KNOW HER AND KICK HER ASS.


Damn!!!!! Tell 'em why you mad, son.

And don't say nothing about the last part being in all caps, ok? I got an early flight to catch and don't have time to transcribe this bullshit. Happy gossiping.

These Fools Gon Have Me Watching Wrestling Again

I haven't watched a wrestling match since the 80's, but seeing Floyd Mayweather get tossed over the top rope at the weigh in by Big Show is enough to get me hooked again. Somebody kill me now.

D'Lila Star and Jesse James






Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Juve Says


He did not attend his daughter's funeral because he didn't want to divert attention away from the ceremony with further media attention.

They Say


TMZ paid $165,000 to a witness in the O.J. Simpson armed robbery case for a copy of an audiotape the man made during last year's confrontation in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Opening Arguments

Remy Ma's assault trial started yesterday with a bang lame. I know. with the Assistant DA painting a vivid picture of what allegedly happend the night Remy is accused of shooting her former friend Makeda Joseph-Barnes in the gut over missing money. He explained to the jury that, "Remy Ma leveled her .45-caliber handgun. She cocked the slide, loading a bullet. The silver gun glinted in the pre-dawn street light as the rapper stared down the girlfriend she thought had swiped her cash. "I'm not playing," she announced. "That's my word. Dump your bag." he also said, "The defendant [Remy] did not try to help the woman she had just shot. Instead, she callously rummaged through [victim Makeda Barnes-Joseph's] bag . . . and left her friend to die."

Remy's lawyer, Ivan Fisher, responded by saying that the incident was an accident and that Barnes-Joseph was twisting facts in hopes of gaining a large monetary settlement from Remy.
Ivan Fisher says Makeda changed her story and started blaming the rapper for the shooting, after filing a $20 million suit and hiring a publicist. "I mean, a publicist can really help you heal," defense lawyer Ivan Fisher told the jurors sarcastically. "Lawyers really make you feel better."
Remy was initially charged with attempted murder but the charges were dropped to assault after evidence revealed that the gun went off accidentally.

Is He Is Or Is He Ain't?

L.A. County Sheriff's Department spokesperson, Steve Whitmore, said The Game was released yesterday, 8 days after starting his 60-day sentence on a felonious weapons charge, due to overcrowding. But a representative for The Game said reports of the rapper's release are false. Who do you believe?

Monday, March 10, 2008

Juve

Did not attend his daughter's funeral this past Saturday.

What Is He Selling?

This is supposed to be the ad Lil Wayne did for Strapped condoms, but it looks more like the cover of a gay interracial rough sex DVD.

They Say


Kimora Lee is pregnant

I Heard

That Flo-Rida was boning Neyo's baby mama.

Leave Busta Alone When He Has To Go

Mario Winans Is A Dead Beat Daddy

R&B singer, Mario, has not given his baby mama, Janel, any money since last year. Mario was ordered to pay Janel $4,500 a month but she says, "He stopped paying last year and by the end of August 2007, I lost the house [in Miami] and moved to Chicago . . . I just want him to do right by Jordan . . . It would be so simple for him to call me so we could work something out." Janel claims she and Mario were in a relationship for eight years, until she told him she was pregnant and he disappeared. So now Mario is playing house with this chick named Joy, who also has a baby by him, a girl named Sklyar (is that how you spell that?). Anyway, Janel says, "He hasn't paid me. I just wanted support, and I was on disability and Medicaid and welfare just to have the baby. Joy lives in a 16-bedroom mansion and her daughter wears mink coats and Seven jeans, and my son doesn't have boots to wear in the winter." Janel also claims Mario has only seen Jordan once, and "doesn't send Christmas cards, doesn't send him birthday cards, nothing."

Marion Checks In

Marion Jones began her six-month sentence in federal prison Friday, March 7th, punishment for lying to investigators about using performance-enhancing drugs and her role in a check-fraud scam.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Did Star Put Al Out?

She did according to the National Enquirer. They say Star put Al out in January after she moved back to New York and that Al plans to stay in Miami. They say Star was sick of Al's broke ass not contributing to the household. Everything was all good while she was working on The View and when she had her own show on TruTV. But after she lost both those jobs and realized "being in love" don't pay the bills, she started feeling resentful of taking care of a grown ass man. Plus they say she's sick and tired of the gay rumors that have constantly dogged her marriage. And a recent "Not So Blind" item from Perez Hilton didn't help. Perez sez: "What Big Gay Husband recently checked in to the Westin in Arlington, West Virginia, with a man???!!! He's blatantly gay and not even trying real hard to hide it!"

They Say

There have been two seperate liens filed against Jay Z's Las Vegas 40/40 Club. One of the liens seeks more than $170,000 and the other, by Nevada Ready Mix, asks for around $5,100. The largest lien was placed by Robert Brummet of Southland Industries for work done by Madison Grace Construction Services.

Happy Birthday Bobbi Kris


Bobbi Kristina celebrated her 15th birthday with both of her parents on March 4th. Nice to see everyone so clear-eyed and sober looking.

She Did It For Dereon

About her recent boob job, Kelly Rowland tells People Magazine, "There was this one House of Dereon top - I just wanted to fill that out! [Now] I put it on and I look so good! I'm so happy. I feel complete."

Dru Hill Is Back Together


But by the time you watch this clip, they will have broken up again. The guys went on a B-More radio station to announce their comeback when what’s-his-name decides the reunion is over and that he's re-dedicating himself to the Lord. Crisco leaves in a huff while the other two push and shove what's-his-name. Looks fake to me, but funny all the same.

Small World

Rapper Rick Ross tells a Boston radio station, "I'm a weed fanatic. I've smoked blunts with some of the biggest people in the world. To me, that's my hobby. To be able to say I smoked blunts with Snoop Dogg, I've smoked blunts with Bruce Willis, I've smoked a blunt with Too Short. I'm what you call a Cannabis Cup Champion!"

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Kelly Admits Boob Job

Jury Selection Begins

Jury selection is supposed to start today for the felonious assault case Remy Ma caught after allegedly shooting her friend in the gut over $2000.00. And while you're supposed to be judged by a jury of your peers, for real, how many box munching gangster chicks with blonde bangs are registered for jury duty in NY? Good luck with that Remy.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Do Not Watch This Video If You Are Epileptic

Until certain strobe effects are deleted, MTV will not be showing the new Gnarles Barkley video "Run" because it failed the Harding Test -- guidelines established to prevent TV images from triggering epileptic seizures.

They Say


45-year-old Evander Holyfield and 41-year-old Mike Tyson are considering a rematch. Evander says,"Tyson wants to regain his character. I want a good showing, he wants a good showing - so the best man would come out on top."

Monday, March 03, 2008

The Game Reports To Jail


Game turned himself in on Sunday to start his 60 day bid on felony gun charges.

America's Next Top Transsexual

On America's Next Top Model last week, Tyra had this "homeless model" challenge and, for reals, I don't know what the challenge was about, I just know I saw one of the models on an MSNBC documentary about transgender people. And how come he’s the fiercest one in the shot?

Philly DJ Boned Lil Kim?

This excerpt is pretty graphic. Actually, it's about five steps past gross. Plus I heard it turns out to be a dream sequence and didn't really happen, but don't quote me on that, because I didn't ain't gonna read the book. Anyway, some radio DJ chick named Golden Girl out of Philly wrote this book called Sex with Celebs or something like that. Anyway Golden Shower details what happens "allegedly" between her and the Queen Bee, Lil Kim.

You've been warned:
Anyway, there I was, in a position I had never been in, laying in bed with the Queen Bee, ready to eat her pussy. We were in some exquisitely designed bedroom, where she was dressed in a thong…period. We were drinking Cristal, and I couldn't believe I was about to have sex with a chick. I felt a little weird, although I do chix with chix parties, and have a series of chix with chix DVD's. I have seen it in person at clubs, and have been asked by chicks to have it done, but I have never done it, or had it done to me by a chick. But all that shit aside, Lil Kim and I were touching, rubbing, and before I knew it, we were playing in each other's pussy with our fingers. Her ass was so soft, I kept touching and grabbing it. I'd never felt anybody's ass as soft as mine, and her titties were huge and pretty. Her nipples got hard instantly as I licked all over them. She was rubbing my cl*t and grabbing my ass. She pulled me on top of her, and somehow made her clit press a button on mine. We were grinding clits, and it felt unbelievably good. I figured she knew what she was doing, cause my pussy was dripping wet. We were both moaning, and I didn't think she could feel my pussy juices, because as she slid her fingers between my lips.When she felt how wet she had gotten me, she got a surge of adrenaline and said, "Oh my God, girl, you're so wet, let me…" and she leaned up and grabbed my leg to motion me to turn my ass to her face. I did, and we were in the sixty-nine position, with her on the bottom. I said, "Let me get a towel to wipe some of the pussy juice off my ass." She said, "No, I got you," and started softly kissing my ass cheeks. Her lips were so soft, I felt like I was cumming already. I was so excited. She rubbed and kissed my ass, and I rubbed her clit, slowly inserting a little bit of my finger in her pussy. It was wet and tight. It felt strange, because I was feeling the inside of another woman's pussy walls. I was nervous, and didn't want to do anything stupid. As she started letting her tongue tap on my pussy lips, I was freaking out. Her tongue was so warm and soft, flickering from the front to the back, then kissing and sucking my clit, all in one motion. I stopped with my finger, and opened her legs, to lick the creases of her thighs, while we were still in the sixty-nine position. I started at her ass, dripping spit down the crack, and my finger slightly rubbing it with the softest touch. She loved it. I then replaced my finger with my tongue all around her asshole. I patted and licked, and felt her asshole tighten up as she moaned louder. I slowly licked around her lips and started eating her pussy. I sucked her pussy, and licked the clit ever so softly. Then I started flicking it with my tongue a little harder and faster. She licked me the same way. I had pussy juice down to my ears. Her clit was really hard by now, so I knew I was doing it good. I started putting my fingers in her as I ate that pussy.

They Say

No cabs or limos for this diva. When Naomi Campbell was released from a Brazilian hospital last Friday, she was picked up by helicopter.

A Kinder, Gentler Kanye?

Kanye West and his fiancé Alexis Phifer were in Paris for Fashion week, you know, living the good life. But anyway, Kanyeze got denied tickets to one of the fashion shows he wanted to see. If you read 'Ye's blog, you know he dubbed a shoe from Balenciaga the "illest shoe ever". Now imagine his surprise when his request for tickets to their fashion show was denied.

“We didn’t get a ticket for Balenciaga." Kanye admits. “I understand it. I get a lot of attention and, you know, sometimes the designers don’t want anything taking the focus off the show.”

What, no bratty outbursts? No tantrums or show crashing? No Balenciaga doesn't care about Black people? Our Kanye is growing up.

Model Missing Since January Found Dead

PARIS (AP) -- The body of Katoucha Niane, one of the first African women to attain international stardom as a model and a vocal opponent of female genital mutilation, was found in the Seine River, police said Friday. Known simply as Katoucha, the former top model for Yves Saint Laurent and other top designers was found Thursday near the Garigliano bridge in Paris, judicial police in Paris said.An autopsy showed no signs of foul play, pointing to the possibility that the 47-year-old may have fallen accidentally into the river, they said. She had been missing since January and was last seen returning home from a party. She lived in a houseboat near Paris' Alexandre III bridge, and her handbag was later found on the boat. The Guinean-born model told The Associated Press in 1994 that she ran away to Europe at 17 aiming to be a model. Her big break came when Jules-Francois Crahay, then the designer at Lanvin, spotted her in a line-up. The label hired her as a fitting model. Her first catwalk modeling was for Thierry Mugler at the start of the 1980s. After quitting the runway, she turned to speaking out actively against female circumcision, describing her own experience at age 9 in a book, ''Katoucha, In My Flesh,'' which was published last year. ''I will never get the incomparable pain out of my head,'' she wrote in the book, which she dedicated to her three children. In the book, she also detailed wild nights of partying, alcohol and drugs. Vanity Fair's fashion and style director, Michael Roberts, said Katoucha was ''one those girls who used her fame to spotlight the misfortunes of others.'' ''She always seemed so gracious and very lovely,'' he said. ''She was sunny and she was bright, and I liked her a lot. ''Katoucha set up her own label in 1994 after years of modeling for the likes of Christian Lacroix and Saint Laurent. Singers Cher and France's Johnny Hallyday were among the stars who turned out for her show. ''I don't pretend to be like Lacroix, Saint Laurent or the others,'' she said at the time. ''But I was certainly in a great school by wearing their clothes and going to the fittings. I learned several basic lessons, including: Don't cut the fabric until you've got the 'toile,' or heavy linen prototype, just right. ''Katoucha was the daughter of Djibril Tamsir Niane, an archaeologist and writer. She said that her father was initially disappointed that she didn't become ''a professional intellectual, with a university degree,'' but later reconciled to her other successes. In the months before her death, Katoucha took on her first film role, playing a beautiful and rebellious woman not unlike herself, said Leandre-Alain Baker, director of ''Ramata.'' Filming is complete but a release date has not yet been set.' 'She's marvelous in the role,'' Baker said. He also said he sensed Katoucha could never entirely free herself from painful childhood experiences -- a struggle sometimes apparent in her emotional shifts. ''She could go right from laughter to anger,'' Baker said. ''But she always came back ... and I attribute that to her past, what she experienced and lived through.''

Associated Press writers Joelle Diderich, Jean-Pierre Verges and Devorah Lauter in Paris contributed to this report.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Juvenile's Daughter Murdered

Sad story. Last week in Lawrenceville, GA a 17-year-old boy was accused of killing his 39-year-old mother and his 4 and 11-year-old sisters. Now we find out the 4 year old was rapper Juve's daughter.

Anthony Tyrone Terrell Jr., 17, was charged Friday with murder in the deaths at the family home near Lawrenceville, where the bodies were found the night before, said police spokeswoman Illana Spellman. She identified the victims as Gwinnett County Sheriff's Deputy Joy Deleston, 39, and her two daughters, Micaiah, 11, and Jelani, 4. The motive was still unclear. Deleston brought a paternity suit in 2004, claiming that 32-year-old rap star Juvenile, whose real name is Terius Gray, was Jelani's father, Gwinnett County court records show. Attorney Randy Kessler, who represented Juvenile in the proceedings, said the case was resolved peacefully by consent order in 2006. Both parties agreed Juvenile was the father.