Thursday, January 08, 2009

Jeezy Needs To Close His Blinds

Über singer/ songwriter Ne-Yo, explaining in People magazine just how close he lives to Atlanta rapper Young Jeezy, said, "Just chillin' one day, I was like, 'Is that... Jeezy?"I hit him up: 'Yo, you probably shouldn't walk around naked - I can see you."

70 comments:

Anonymous said...

No words.

Not_An_Angell said...

Too easy.

Know daggone well he said more than that.

Anonymous said...

oh DAYUM!!! LOL

AJ said...

...and you were looking hard too, weren't you, GoGo!?!!?

Anonymous said...

What he really said was: "Damn nigga, your dick is huge. Any chance you will let me suck it?"

And to all, a GOOD night.

Dolemite!

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

tc said...

ewwwww..... jeezy looks like a dinosaur...i would have threw up....

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Nylaskye said...

Damn Ne-Yo you left yourself open for a huge barrage of comments from the peanut gallery! EVerybody thinks he's gay anyway. He should have kept that comment to himself! I wonder how Jeezy responded to that comment! He probably felt like he had been molested!

Janice aka Miss Mad News said...

"tc said...
ewwwww..... jeezy looks like a dinosaur...i would have threw up...."

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

This is how it really went down:

Ne-Yo: "Damn, Jeezy you need to close your blinds. I can see your dick."

Ne-Yo's boyfriend: "Damn Ne-Yo, your neighbor's dick is huge. No, don't close the blinds!..."

Anonymous said...

^^ You know I actually believe that, maybe that's why Jim wanted to beat up NeYo's bf. He probably said the same to lil Jimmy.

Anonymous said...

Probably had the lotion out and was bottomless when he called him.

BronxStateOfMind said...

Not what you wanted to be quoted as saying when you have tons of gay rumors floating around about you.


BronxStateOfMind
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DaShit said...

Bad look Ne-Yo... but if he's secure in his manhood maybe he dont give a shit what it sounds like...

Jeezy prolly writing a rap bout this shit here right now.

Anonymous said...

he couldn't take it no more he had tell jeezy, hoping that jeezy will would be down with it.

Anonymous said...

Ne-Yo is supposedly engaged to a woman, but that might not be true. Theres plenty of men in Atlanta engaged and married to women that are into men. I get hit on by gay men all the time. Many of these gay men will go to a club and pick up a hot woman and go right back to their men. At 17, my first boyfriend 'came out' to me, thank God I never slept with him. At 19, my fiance' 'came out' to me, and I was devastated. People say theres always signs of a gay man, but in truth, they hid it VERY WELL! As a mid-twenty something, I don't even deal with Atlanta men anymore. I had to move to find my stable-minded, STRAIGHT, financially-stable, educated Black husband. But on the real, um, that written statement that Ne-Yo made looks like some words might've been taken out by the editor, I used to do it all the time, LOL.

Anonymous said...

...And yes, my test results are CLEAR for HIVS/AIDS.

Only1Nikki said...

@11:53 I am hearing more and more how ATL is the Dl capital. No offense to the people of ATL.

@ Bronx you are right you'd think he would have avoided that whole bit of conversation.

DaShit said...

BTW

DaShit=Jeezy Stan.

Heard his thing was "regular" though, but I dont care...specially if he leave his Nikes on...

Let me go sit my hoe ass down somewheres

Going to da corner....

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

i hear you. i love the brothas here, but yeah, a lot of them are on the low. my best friend is a black gay male and he's always telling me how tired he gets of men trying to holler at him while they've got babies and wives at home. he feels that if he can live his life out of the closet, why can't they? i once went into a gay club and had a guy hit on me. i wasn't hearing it. i was amazed to see some dude looking straight outta bankhead in the gay club too. you can't trust these dudes anymore. what really hurts is when you see a FINE one but then he opens his mouth or throws on a beyonce cd and you realize he's batting for the other team.

Anonymous said...

Translation: Heeeeeey Jeezy, How you doin?

Vizion said...

@DA SHIT... lmmfaooooooooooo

kimmikimkim said...

Maybe people think Ne-Yo is gay because he looks like a giant penis.


I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

You probably shouldn't walk around naked - someone might be taking pictures or taping you... fantasizing about rubbing scented oil all over your body......

Anonymous said...

Lol @ Jeezy walking around naked. He was at home..i guess he should have had the blinds close tho. And as far as Neyo is concerned, he was just being a concerned neighbor....I guess!!

Peachizz said...

I knew that boy had sugar in his tank.. LOL

Anonymous said...

whats the odds he know this fruit be peeking... "Let me see what keisha crying over the mike about"

Anonymous said...

GAY-O NEED TO WORRY ABOUT COVERING UP HIS KLINGON HEAD.

Anonymous said...

Uh,it's jeezy's house he walk around how the hell he wants to walk around - and if by chance U did see his thing should you mention this? for real guess another NeYo album about to drop about "Mr, Dinasaur he got a big thing thats why I love him" its becoming impossible for these DL's to keep there sissy genes in check.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if ne-yo has video or photos?

Anonymous said...

y'know that's a damn lie.

tell the truth.

we know you ran over there with some hot grease hoping to get in.

kimmikimkim said...

Dayummmmm y'all..LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

jeezy probably knew he was being watched.

Anonymous said...

^^^and you know he did. according to some "entertainment" people, Jezzy is dibbling and dabbling himself. i'm curious as to how this will unfold. i find it hightly suspect after these rumors started swirling about Jezzy and his underground missions, we now have an article about Neyo being able to see Jezzy walk around naked.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:53 said...At 17, my first boyfriend 'came out' to me, thank God I never slept with him. At 19, my fiance' 'came out' to me, and I was devastated. People say theres always signs of a gay man, but in truth, they hid it VERY WELL! As a mid-twenty something, I don't even deal with Atlanta men anymore. I had to move to find my stable-minded, STRAIGHT, financially-stable, educated Black husband.

Not trying to be funny but with your history and track record of NOT being able to see the signs....

Anonymous said...

Peachizz said...
I knew that boy had sugar in his tank.. LOL

1:24 PM

SHIIIIIID. WHICH ONE???????

Anonymous said...

shit. Puts on whole new spin on NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!

Anonymous said...

Jeezy was walkin around his house naked wit the blinds open on purpose...so that Neyo CAN see him. I bet Jeezy was naked aaallllll alone too.

I got a scenerio here's how it all went down:

*For the past few weeks Neyo's been noticin that Jeezy's been walkin around naked lately...WIT THE BLINDS OPEN...& of course Neyo's been watchin (what gay man wouldn't?)*

So one day Neyo feels the urge to call...he can't take it no more!...& he's wonderin if Jeezy even knows that he can be seen. So he picks up the phone & calls Jeezy.

Jeezy: Hello!...Who dis?

Neyo: Yo! It's me man...ya neighbor...Neyo....Uuhhh Uhhh I jus wanted to tell you that uummmm...Ya blinds are open &...you know...You probably shouldn't be walkin around naked cause I can see you & s**t...& you know how I do...

Jeezy: Yeah I know...I want you to see me...do you like what you see?

Neyo: LOL...you crazy...I gotta admit tho...ever since the first time I seen you walkin around wit the blinds open...I couldn't take my eyes off you & I was hopin I can see more of you.

Jeezy: So come over den n***a...I'm all alone...Holla at cha boii

*Neyo immediately rushes over*

THE END!!! & that's how the story goes LMAO.....

jill said...

@3:44^^ ahhh haha! AHH HAHAHAHAHA. heheheh HAHA whooooooooo

Anonymous said...

the only time i hate gay people is when they hide the fact that they are gay.

Rhymes with Twista said...

WHATTA QUEER...!!!!

YoungLooch said...

Lemme quarterback this thing....boy boy gay as hell.

Peachizz said...

@Anon 3:41
Peachizz said...
I knew that boy had sugar in his tank.. LOL

1:24 PM

SHIIIIIID. WHICH ONE???????

3:41 PM
Neyo Sweet Azzz ofcourse!!!!!

Supernintendo Chalmers! said...

First off, what that brother do is on him. I don; listen to his music, and I sure don't care about his sexuality.

But truth be told, that's not a good look. If you know that there are a lot of rumors and questions surrounding you, why you gonna say some ish like and fan the flames?

Maybe he's slowly peeking out of the closet?

Anonymous said...

u know he was lookin

Anonymous said...

u know he was lookin

Anonymous said...

lol @ at AJ i saw that video too!!

ajus said...

sitting down .....smdh. way too easy

Anonymous said...

Maybe people think Ne-Yo is gay because he looks like a giant penis.


I'm just saying.

12:33 PM

^^^
see, that's why i can't f' around and read this blog at work, i gotta be at home cause y'all are peanut gallery with the comments. lol!

(and)

You probably shouldn't walk around naked - someone might be taking pictures or taping you... fantasizing about rubbing scented oil all over your body......

12:39 PM

^^^
sounds like you got a lot of free time bruh.

blaze said...

Looks like lip gloss wearin Ne-Yo just fell out of the closet

Anonymous said...

@ 11:53

Maybe you just attract gay men.......

cali said...

first of all, who gives a damn if Ne-yo is gay or not? the brother puts out good music. his cd stay on repeat :)

second of all, atlanta being the down low capital is no secret ever since that book came out in '05. y'all know which one i'm talking about.

http://www.amazon.com/Down-Low-Journey-Lives-Straight/dp/076791399X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231464211&sr=8-2

cali said...

^^^oops, the book was actually published in 2004.

anyways..ladies, get a copy and get informed.

Anonymous said...

@ everybody yall sound dumb az hells mofkas should be able to say wat dey want without people being un adult like and being negative now i feel like he shouldnt have been lookin at dude naked in da first place but dat dont mean he gay and dont yall know dat no in days mugs get payed 2 say dat shyt bcuz its all about publicity personally i woouldnt have mentioned dat but hell um not da celebrity so idc lolz

Anonymous said...

If you're saying someone sound dumb please use spellcheck

Anonymous said...

There are signs if you listen and pay attention real, well, when a suspect is talking sooner or later they will say something and your radar will go beserk - go with yur gut doesn't matter how live the person is could be thugged all the way out, got chicks crying over them, it is what it is. ESPECIALLY, if they have been incarcerated if they were locked for a long period of time and come home and only want to surround themselves with people you never met or heard of or other people they knew from prison - then protect yourself because they taking that to the grave. I heard my ex tell me, he LOVED this dude and not like "yo, I love that dude" like I loooooooooooovee that n*gga, I damn near fell out as the needle on the scale flew off the chart. key word EX and test. OMG.

Anonymous said...

@Damn i guess a Sista gotta go to the White side of the fence huh....White men who are gay are so out of the closet. DDDAAAMMMNNNN

Licia said...

kimmikimkim said...

"Maybe people think Ne-Yo is gay because he looks like a giant penis."

ROFLMAO!!!! He does! Esp. with that hat on his head lookin like a condom!!
Priceless.

Bee Gee said...

This nigga is more gay than dat nigga on Revenge of da Nerds.

DaShit said...

^^^Bwaahahhaha LMAO ROTFL

What was that nigga's name on Revenge of the Nerds????? Oh my Gawd, he was soooooooo gay!

Damn BeeGee that was a good laff.
Whoo.

Anonymous said...

this pic looks like he sayin "hey, smell my finger!"

Anonymous said...

Haha! I have to read this blog everyday to get through work...
Any other juicy blog's?

London girl

Bee Gee said...

DaShit - lmao... I think dat nigga name was Lamar...or was it Ne-Yo?

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

oh my god, beegee did you just say that he's more gay than lamar from revenge of the nerds? boy, you are a FOOL!!! lmao

DaShit said...

Malika, im still laffin at that shit right now...digging around tryna find a picture of him too!

Anonymous said...

Here is Lamar DaShit

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/53/98/86/5398869_tml.jpg

Anonymous said...

*Rileys voice from the boondocks* "Ewwww that nigga gay!!"

Anonymous said...

In the famous words of Michael Jackson
"HEEE HEEE"

Anonymous said...

whats what all the references to mj hes dead let him rest niggazas aint shit you give the world all of you and what do they do but ruin ya life any one who cant respect mj fu

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