Thursday, March 12, 2009

Venus and Serena's


father, Richard Williams, is engaged to 30 year old Lakeisha Graham and when an interviewer phoned to ask Richie how Venus and Serena felt about his impending nuptials he hung up on them.

80 comments:

Wild Safari said...

Richard Williams is straight up crazy y'all. I know him personally. He is off the wall. Lakeisha is too old to make into a tennis star. Maybe he's gonna make her the next Tiger. She'd better be careful before Venus and Serena practice that backhand on her.

Anonymous said...

Well he fixed his grill and that was so important.

Milly said...

^^^^LMAO!

Anonymous said...

They are pissed because he's about to do it again!
Do you think he can live long enough to train another tennis superstar?
If he can, sit down and shut up Venus an Serena(esp. you SW. Go take some more "art" photos).
We need another tennis start. If this don't work out I got another 30 year old that will be up for the breeding.

Mrs. Moody
How long has he been divorced from his wife??

cotton mouth said...

I think this would've been more shocking had the chick been in her 20's.
This is the way most(older) men are. They don't want to be sifting thru cobwebs to get to the pussy.

Anonymous said...

Damn its 6ish in the a.m. and I'm typin like I'm Tyrone Biggums...

"Venus and Serena" and "We need another tennis superstar" not tennis super start.
That's for anyone that cares.

Anonymous said...

What is Richard's take on the use of lotion on dem feets?

Anonymous said...

*coffee spew* @ cotton mouth 9:13 LMBAO!!!

Anonymous said...

He used to be so so so ashy, mouth ragidy that could never have been Tiger's father showing up like that Oh, no.

Anonymous said...

Used to be ashy?? Look at that picture. That beard is probably covering face ash.

ELove said...

ENJOY YOURSELF HOMIE !!!!!!!!!!
(TRILL)
;-)

Anonymous said...

^ yeah let that viagra work for you- dont work for it

Anonymous said...

Did he just put out a campfire with his feet before they took this pic?

where's my stimulus? said...

...he was like, "What the fu*k is a nuptual? You ain't pregnant!!"

Anonymous said...

If by chance they ever divorce all she is getting is two world cup passes and all the vaseline this man didnt use

V. Loren said...

Does anyone know where Venus and Serena's parents are from? They have a "very ethnic" vibe to them. Not a bad thing, just curious.

DaShit said...

LMFAO @ ALL THESE DAMN COMMENTS!!! Why yall doing that man feet like that? LMFAOOOOOO

DaShit said...

"Did he just put out a campfire with his feet before they took this pic?"

DEAD DEAD DEAD

Only1Nikki said...

ICK Now that is nasty.

Anonymous said...

Richard Williams is gay. Any marriage that he enters into will be a farce. This man has got to be 72 years old. One thing for sure she will NOT get any money from him. Therefore she better learn to live a poverty stricken life because he does NOT believe in spending/giving any money. He will buy her a meal and he will allow her to live in his shanty in West Palm Beach.

Anonymous said...

rofl @ comments on his feet..


So that's why Dad has not been to the girls tennis events.

Serena shot out to him at one event and said he was not there....he been viagraing it up...

Anonymous said...

No Viagra needed he has a pump!!!!!

I bet its really sexy for her to have to pump that up before every session. He use to always bring men/vaseline to this cheap hotel in our area. Surprise to see he is also into women. I always wondered if his daughters realized why he stayed in such cheap places. My boy got tired of him though.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

she's just trying to marry dollar signs. good luck with that, girlfriend. if she ends up pregnant within the next two months yall know what the deal is. CA-CHING!

Anonymous said...

Some women today have no shame now man times have we heard this old man is gay? why would anyone make something like that up about him? why would a 30 yr old marry him unless she thought he had something for her? I think of the woman that made a sex tape with mini me, the chick that had a baby by midget mack, Anna Nicole, and I SMDH, even in the state the whole world is in today - there has got to be a better way.

BLUNTBLAZER said...

DAM LOOK ITS ASHY LARRY'S LONG LOST DADDY

*MY MUSIC*
www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic
*MY VIDEOS*
www.youtube.com/user/sdbear

AND I STILL AINT FORGOT OSCAR GRANT

Bee Gee said...

I believe this is da ONLY time this nigga has ever been recorded with a smile on his face. This confirms scientific theories dat young pussy does have positive effects on old bitter-ass men.

Either dat or this smile is photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

All easily explained.




Lakeisha lost her sight (check the sunglasses), and sense of smell after a freak hot grits accident back in 1998.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, she will still know what ashy old d*ck tastes like.

Wild Safari said...

The Williams' are American. They divorced in 2002.

TIARA said...

@ 12:49

Ewwwww!!!!!!! LMAO

The Prince of Know Where? said...

@V. Loren-They were raised in Compton, CA but the parents are from someplace else.

This man, ashy feet or not, raised two girls in the hood to be world-class tennis stars and this is how we treat him?

I expect this from the white media-they clown him every change they get, but from his own people? If it wasn't for him, Oracine would be a ghetto mother raising all those girls on the county dole. This black man stuck around, braved bullets in the hood and produced two of tennis' top players-they'll go down in history. I believe he deserves more from us.

Do we really hate black men this much? All we see is ashy feet? Look closer people.

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Anonymous said...

gross

Anonymous said...

man got a big bell pepper nose

Anonymous said...

man got a big bell pepper nose

where's my stimulus? said...

...okay (looks closer) knees needs one of those liter bottles of Jergens...

The Prince of Know Where? said...

@-WMS, you win. I've lost all hope.

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where's my stimulus? said...

...good, I'll keep a sense of humor on layaway for you at K-Mart...peace

Wild Safari said...

Oracene was born in Michigan. I think V and S were born there, too (can't remember). I forget where Richard was born. The girls were raised in Compton and moved to WPB to train.

@TPOKW Richard is crazy like a fox because those sisters have been dominating the sport for some time. They are legendary. He's still crazy, though. I KNOW.

Anonymous said...

You could set a raging wildfire if you strike a match against those dry suckers.

Anonymous said...

You CAN wear socks with sandals. His beard and the top of his feet are the same color!

Anonymous said...

Ain't nobody payin POKW any mind.

The Prince of Know Where? said...

@WMS-it's about tact and diplomacy-Tact allows you to have a sense of humor. Diplomacy is knowing when to use it.

People talk about how black men abandon their families but when one sticks around and makes something of his offspring-we laugh at him.

@WS-he might be crazy, and maybe that's what it takes to think you can raise two kids in the ghetto to be dominate a predominately white sport. Most of those girl's opponents have been in the world's top tennis academies since they could walk and Richard Williams, on a public court in Compton CA, was able to outsmart them all.

Maybe if we focused less on lotion and more on being crazy enough to believe in achieving the impossible, we might be more successful as a people.

But I see I'm bringing the room down so, I'll leave you all to your ridicule.

Keep the party going!

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Anonymous said...

Great point, Prince-o-K-W?
I wonder if this relationship will change or influence him?

Only1Nikki said...

@TPOKW Black man who has children does not get credit for doing what he is suppose to. He is suppose to raise his children to be the best they can be and he is suppose to stay with the woman he got pregnant.

CHARBEE said...

THAT PHOTO LOOKS PHOTO SHOPPED. lOOK AT HIS HEAD ....LOL

where's my stimulus? said...

...bottom line is Prince, everything you say is 100% correct and everybody in here gets it, but with that in mind, his millionaire daughters who got gotdamn perfumes named after them could have hooked they daddy up with a $1.98 bottle of Johnson's baby oil....that's all I'm sayin....

cotton mouth said...

All jokes aside, TPOKW you are so on point as usual.

DaShit said...

But Prince, he IS ashy!

*sulks* now everyone is gonna stop the jokes. This thread alone was gonna carry me til 5.

Party pooper LOL

thehoustongirl said...

I feek you POKW but the FIRST thing I noticed when I scrolled to this pic was his ASHY FEET! LOL not clowing him but yea damn why he let someone take a pic of him with like that?

If he happy and doin his thing then I am GLAD for him lol but wooo them feets

Them toes AIN'T what's up! *Bee Gee tone* LOL

The Prince of Know Where? said...

THAT'S IT-I'm buying him a bottle of lotion now!

You all win, I've been to serious and need to lighten up. I guess I just like him too much.

Richard Williams



I admit I've been laughing over here. I just have too much respect for the man.

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quesha said...

yea prince, i feel where u coming from. and i dont think that anyone is negating his abilities as a dad...it is just that he is one unfortunate looking fellow.

richie and his daughters get much love for their contribution to history:)

where's my stimulus? said...

now, where was I, he need a pair of those Dr. Scholl's GEL SANDALS....so he could be "gellin'"

DaShit said...

LOL crank it up WMS

donjuan14222 said...

nigga...... lotion

Wild Safari said...

Forget the Johnsons. He would have been alright with some cooking oil. Don't act like you don't know about the cooking oil.

Only1Nikki said...

I really don't think Lotion would help more like olive oil or crisco or fish grease or something.

Only1Nikki said...

@ Safari great minds think alike

where's my stimulus? said...

...CRISCO, that's funnier than a tanning salon on MLK Drive....yellow or blue can?!!!

Only1Nikki said...

blue can of course

Anonymous said...

That young'em put it on him. For me to get with an older man and I am in my late 30's, you better believe the brotha will have to look decent....and poor Rich ain't!

where's my stimulus? said...

..I remember when they ran out of Posners my sisters would bust out the Crisco to finish their hair, roll a doo-rag up in they flip.. BAMMM instant black Farah Fawcett!

Anonymous said...

V.Loren, Richard is from(THE DEEP SOUTH) Shreveport,Lousiana.

Caribbean Goddess said...

That is against the Jehovah's Witnesses regulations! :-0

V. Loren said...

@ Wild Safari

So you know the Williams Sisters and their dad? Well, tell them they have a cousin in Atlanta named Viveca. The National Tennis Club even sent me a membership in the mail, LOL.

The Prince of Know Where? said...

@Only 1 Nicki-2:00 Where is it written that a father's supposed to go into a white dominated market, without any support, and single-handedly beat them at their own game. If you really think about the enormity of what both he and Earl Woods (Tiger's dad RIP) did, you'd see my point. Black men should be beating down this man's door to find out how he did this.

IMO it's more than just taking care of your kids-this man catapulted his entire family into an income bracket only 10% of this country, and less than 1% of the world, are members of. The man not only had a vision, but brought it to bear.

What he saw in this 30 year old woman I don't know-he should have stayed with Oracine-the easiest way to dilute your wealth is through divorce. Much credit has to go to Oracine as well-she could have easily labeled him crazy and worked against him.

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BLUNTBLAZER said...

FUCK CRISCO IF YOU REALLY BROKE GO TO GRANMAMAS HOUSE A EAT SOME CHICKEN BUT DONT USE A NAPKIN THEN BOOM YA HANDS BECOME AN AUTOMATIC ASH DESTROYER.

*MY MUSIC*
www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic
*MY VIDEOS*
www.youtube.com/user/sdbear

AND I STILL AINT FORGOT OSCAR GRANT

Wild Safari said...

^^^Why can I really picture you doing this? LOL But seriously, that Vaseline in the winter was some multipurpose ish!

Anonymous said...

BLUNTBLAZER, you always mention Oscar Grant. Was he your lover?

Anonymous said...

At least Richard legs don't look ashy. It looks like he used some lotion. Trying to say something nice.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
...you must be jamaican
his knees look like 10 miles
of bad road...

Anonymous said...

now yall knw...this nigga teef and his man feet...this girl is with his rusty ass for his money!

808

Wild Safari said...

@1:22am Google Oscar Grant to learn the story. A lot of people aren't (and shouldn't) forget about Oscar Grant.

Anonymous said...

I saw this man at a tennis game he has about 8 teeth and his breath smell like ass. I think he was wearing these clothes. Serena and Venus own clothing lines why won't they help dear old dad.

30 year old should up his clothes. But she probably likes the attention does not care about his hygiene. For evrybody there is somebody. getum richie

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Seriously? I would have hung up on his dumb ass too. How the hell you gonna call me and ask me how somebody else feels? Call them yourself ass!

Damn! 30? More power to them both!

thehoustongirl said...

4:48pm

My mom is from Shreveport, LA!!! She is however, NOT ashy like Mr. Williams. LMAO!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Cotton Mouth & Bee Gee- I can tell by your comments I come across that you depise women and think they are good for nothing but your exploitation. News Flash, pussy never gets old it doesnt dry up and dick does wrinkle up usually after the 20's stage more directly after sex too, its a wrap, oh dont ask your young lady she's too busy digging in your pockets to tell you the truth, ask a woman with nothing to lose she'll be forthright with ya. Just thought I'd drop a little reality on ya' playa lol lol. Peace

where's my stimulus? said...

...I looked at this shit two days ago, Fed-X'd overnight this man some Palmer's cocoa butter and his shit is STILL jamaica funk toe jam ASHAY!!!

thehoustongirl said...

LMAO and *side eye* Annon 3:34am. Kinda late to be thinking about them niggas, huh? LOL

Anonymous said...

Whatever, he looks like Uncle Ben on the rice box.

Anonymous said...

It creeps me all the way out just thinking about him trying to flirt with somebody.

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