That's what the headlines are going to read when we find out what Morgan Freeman's passenger was doing to cause him to careen off the road and flip his car last year. You
do remember last August when Morgan drove his car into a ditch, don't you [No? Click
here for your late pass]? Then you should also recall that there was an unidentified woman
mistress in the car and that Morgan filed for divorce from his wife of 24 years shortly after the accident. Later that year Morgan's passenger, Demaris Meyer, who
used to be a close friend of Morgan's wife Myrna, filed a lawsuit against him for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability and property damage. Demaris charges that Morgan was at fault because he had been drinking the night of the crash, though no DUI charges have been filed. Fast forward: Morgan's filed a counter suit and while admitting driving the car, and that it left the road and "sustained significant damages" his filing "shows (Meyer) is comparatively negligent," but fails to explain what he means by that.
That's what the headlines are going to read when we find out what Morgan Freeman's passenger was doing to cause him to careen off the road and flip his car last year. You do remember last August when Morgan drove his car into a ditch, don't you [No? Click here for your late pass]? Then you should also recall that there was an unidentified woman 
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Messy!
Wait. Hold up. Ol' Morgan was eatin' at the "Y" AND TRYING TO DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME???
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could you mean "Fellatio?"
"DUIP"
Driving under the influence of pussy.
She looks like a middle-aged flight attendant, so it's no surprise she's trying to cash in with the lawsuits and such.
But I just can't understand how it's physically possible to dig into some Pussy con Carne—while driving, unless the "Server" is straddling the damn steering wheel!
We're gonna need to see pics on this one, Snitch—or at least a diagram.
So he was giving her head? Because if she was doing it, it is fellatio.
i thought she was giving him head while he was driving among other thinbgs that caused him to crash either way freeman your ass is too damn ol to be caught up in this mess SMH
^^ Either that 5:05PM, or this nasty ho slipped out of her panties and hiked up her legs trying to entice him. Morgan ducked down for a quick sniff/taste (don't lie, you know how good that can be), and ran the car off the road.
Now she's trying to leverage his potential embarrassment over the details (which could also eff things up in his divorce), in order to shake him down for some cash. Morgan might be screwed—and not in a good way.
You know the saying, "No fool like an OLD fool."
I don't want to think about principal Joe Clark from the film "Lean On Me" getting freaky from behind the wheel.
Morgan, next time you want to "Drive Miss Daisy," better pull over first.
I think the title should have said FELLATIO if Ms. Meyer is 'comparatively negligible'...
Thanks to all my editors. :)
The Easy Reader is no easy rider!
Word up to the Electic Company circa 1977, holla!
A) She's not even cute, and B) flipping a car with his dick in her mouth could have resulted in her biting his dick off. He's lucky.
Ewwwwwwwwwww!! *gags*
You know...I remember reports saying that she had been pretty badly injured. While he only had a few bumps and bruises. That means she wasn't wearing a seat belt. That's probably what the counter suit is about.
Actually, if he admitted to recieved fellatio while operating a vehicle, he could be charged with reckless driving. So, it's probably the fact that the woman in the car wasn't wearing a seat belt and was negligent for not doing so.
Haha...I love how all you perverts automatically think the worse! Though, don't get me wrong. She probably gave him head at some point, which was why she took off the seat belt in the first place :)
I know they do it, but I hate thinking about old people getting their freak on. Ew. lol. That being said, I hope I'm still an active freak when I reach that age.
Morgan should have saw this coming...this broad probably got him drunk and intentionally caused the accident so she could take half of his grip...
V...
Please tell me oral sex while driving is not on his "bucket list".
THIS TIME THE WHITE BITCH IS A GOLD DIGGIN HO,AS SHE ALWAYS IS.HER OLD ASS USING HEAD TO GET AHEAD. HE LEFT HIS WIFE FOR THIS BITCH. I'M SURE THERE'D BE ANOTHER WHITE SLUT TO SLURP ON HIS NUTS.
LOL @ 843!
I know looks aren't everything, but I saw pictures of his wife and to me she looks like one classy woman, especially compared to this old washed up Becky Sue.
She's too old to still be hooking.
Her medical expenses:
1. Esophagal trauma, caused by sudden thrust of penis into the throat.
2. Neck trauma (steering wheel to the back of the bitch's neck)
3. Flesh wounds to various places in the patient's mouth (caused by coarse gray dickhairs)
4. Emotional suffering (can't get that fucked up gagging sound out her head)
That's a whole lotta skrilla, Mistuh Freeman. This nigga make Charles Barkley's degenerate ass seem intelligent.
I'll never look at Freeman the same again, but Barclay and the word "intelligent" do not belong in the same sentence under any circumstances.
Some of you guys sound real stupid, "was he giving her head while driving", idiots. apparently she was the who was deep throating. get it together.
What part of her was permanently disabled, besides her character and ego?
8:26 AM
You had to be here: the original headline was corrected.
And now you are cordially invited to "get it together" and suck my dick.
@ 12:21
Look I'm just stating the obvious, don't get pissy with me. I think you could probably suck your own dic* better than I could or just get demaris to do it. P.S. make sure its not while operating a vehicle.
2:44 PM
The only obvious thing here is that you are (proudly?) displaying your OWN ignorance.
The original posted headline (@3:25PM) read, "Cunnilingus Causes Crash," hence the confusion among the respondents—evident in their posts. The headline was later CORRECTED by the blog owner, "That Bitch!" (See her post @6:03 PM).
The SHIT-YOU-HAVE-FOR-BRAINS, however, may be a permanent condition.
:(
7:27 anon
She had to have on her seatbelt or she would hvae been more injured in a rollover, but she could have been wearing it improperly or doing something to distract the driver.
Not sure about the rest of the post though.
How sad is this ?? I used to like MF but like many black men before him, you left a good sister for some "white trash" and in the end, you are the one looking stupid.
So very sad.....now your ex wife is going to get most of your money and the white woman is going to get the rest.
@3:56
You are taking this way to serious, I was joking, who gives a flying fuck anyway. Relax, you'll live longer.
Let me find out her "permanent disability" was caused by her choking and gagging on his nappy gray pubic hairs.
Talking about 'Driving Ms. Daisy' umh! more like 'Ms. Daisy Rides in the Front Seat', starring Morgan Freemans Di@k, she said the hell with the back seat, Hog I'm a ride up there with you, then Hog said 'come on Ms. Daisy let me show you something, Ms Daisy said 'What Hog? my goodness, I won't choke will I? Hog said 'well lets see Ms Daisy' well you know the rest like Kanye said "Flashing Lights", Seriously, typical blackcracka, I wonder was he going to kiss that cum outta her mouth if the accident hadn't happened, then go back to his black queen like a dirty dog, Whew! lover
WHAT HE MEANS IS "THAT BIT*CH KNEW I WAS DRIVING AND NOT ONLY DID SHE LET ME DRIVE BUT, SHE GOT IN THE CAR WITH ME".
eww geriatric sex....not a nice vision
Well, that's what happens when old ass freaky folks takes VIAGRA...It did work for his disadvantage this time and Becky ended up with bruised lips and a hot cat. LMMFAO
Funny! Did anybody actually see what SHE was doing?
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