Monday, December 14, 2009

Diddy's Two Day Stint as a Drug Dealer


In an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine Diddy explaines why he couldn't make it in the dope game.

Diddy says, "Some of my friends were selling drugs in the Maryland and (Washington) D.C. area. I remember them having all this jewellery and new BMWs. I was eating ramen noodles, stealing from the 7-Eleven to get some food.

"I thought, 'I need to get some money like y'all have.' So I go out on the block, the strip where they're selling drugs, and my man says, 'OK, I'm going to give you this. You wait there. They'll come up to you.'

"I'm out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away.

"We reconvene in the same place two hours later. This time it's dark, and all of a sudden a van pulls up. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There's a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods."
 
He escaped again and met up with his friends at a hide-out hours later.
 
"I wanted to go home, but I didn't know how to punk out and tell them. The cops were outside, and we heard them coming up the stairs (but) they were responding to a couple having an argument below us... I turned unto a scared white Harvard (University) student. God was sending me signals.


"I told my friends, 'Thanks, y'all, but no thanks. This game is not for me.' I walked out that door, and I ain't been around nobody with no drugs. I don't want to see no drugs.

"I'm probably the shortest-duration drug dealer in history. That's why you never heard me talk about it in my rhymes."

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't wanna hear about it in your rhymes, and don't wanna hear about it here.

thanks though, puff. but no thanks.

NubianGoddez said...

No one cares!!!

Anonymous said...

REALLY IS THIS A SLOW DAY, NO ONE TO FUCK WITH TODAY, NO ONE CARES.

BAPS

Anonymous said...

you must care baps since you on every fucking post complaining.

Anonymous said...

4:51 AND YOU MUST READ EVERY WORD I TYPE, I CARE FOR THE COMMUNITY AND TO SPREAD THE TRUTH ON THIS FRAUD ASS INDUSTRY, NOW YOU MOVE ALONG AND FIND NEW GOSSIP TO ENJOY.

BAPS

Anonymous said...

good thing that muhafucka can run. .

Anonymous said...

WHY!!!! This corny nig, is a Poser, yeah he was moving KIlos like Buju

Anonymous said...

ok, so............?

Anonymous said...

EATING RAMEN NOODLES,ROBBING 7 ELEVEN, DRIVING A BMW .I SEE WERE PRIORITY WAS..IN MATERLISTIC BULLSHIT, SEE NOTHING HAS CHANGED..

BAPS

Don said...

ain't no nig that fast.

dude lying.

Bee Gee said...

No clown-ass nigga, I never heard you rhyme before, so I guess I missed that part. Go do somethin' useful and dig up Biggie, bitch.

Anonymous said...

In the entertainment industry and not around drugs?

...like Sen. Wilson said to Pres. Obama: YOU LIE!

Anonymous said...

What does this wannabe preppy kneegrow fraud know about being a scared, white Harvard Umiv. student?

Anonymous said...

LIA LIAR pants on fire! What an attention whore. Who gives a rats booty?!

Anonymous said...

sound like sime shit he saw n a movie

Anonymous said...

Boy, you so dramatic!

Anonymous said...

AINT NO WOOD IN DC

ASHY LARRY

Anonymous said...

HE LYIN HIS AZZ OFF

Anonymous said...

Is this motherfuckca serious? Give me a break!

Anonymous said...

Pass on drugs? More like puff puff pass. Or Puff Puff pass. And why is the Debil's son in law talking about God?

PUSSYCATFUN said...

WHAT A BIG SLUM DOG LAIR!

THAT NI&&A SNIFF COKE, SMOKE WOOS, POP "X", SMOKE WEED!

AIN'T NO "SORRY FELLAS I'M OUT" TYPE SHIT EITHER...ONCE HOMEBOY PUT THOSE DRUGS IN YOUR HANDS....AIN'T NO TURNING BACK UNLESS YOU GET LOCKED UP OR KILLED....YOU OWE DUDE DOUBLE...ONCE HE PUT THOSE DRUGS IN YOUR HANDS...IT'S YOURS NOW...YOU HAVE TO PAY TWICE AS MUCH AS THE STREET VALUE OF THE DRUGS HE GAVE YOU TO SELL!

FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Anonymous said...

all of you have the be the dunmbes mofo'd I've heard in a long time... Diddy is stupid paid and yall sitting around reading blogs... saying negative shit about a man that has created soooo many jobs and to all white and black... I hope some lil idiot reads this and notices his signs to get ouf the game... Thanks Diddy... People are so ignorant!!

Anonymous said...

This nigga lyin. Bitch ass.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:14PM stop being a stan, stanley. if i am people, and people are you you are ignorant too! Its just a lame story, made up and people are starting to see through the bullshit. Its like a made for movie plot. Come on he saw helicopters. What really happened, he violated rule no. 1 on biggie's ten crack commandments. 1. NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY. Trust if there was a helicopter out there, that means its a large team and trust, they would go door to door, a fucking roach would be caught trust. This is the most bogus story and add to the fact that he would have had to pay double for the package since it was on consignment. Real niggers know. Next he going to tell us about his time in imaginery lock up, he wouldn't last a minute in the bullpen. Look at all the security dude runs with, that is pathetic, not to mention costly as hell.

Anonymous said...

Drug dealers don't blog.... Goof. 'real niggas know' you stupid... Real niggas get a job and leave the drugs alone.

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