Monday, December 28, 2009

Nick and Mariah's Sexy Christmas Card

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

This card come with music?

Anonymous said...

Mariah wished she looked like that

Anonymous said...

yeah i think their sizes have been reversed. But dont get me wrong i would beat the brakes off mariah's thick @ss

Anonymous said...

If that bitch thinks she's as skinny as that cartoon on the card look like... I want to know what she's smoking.

Anonymous said...

Wow! The artist managed to capture the unique goofiness that is Nick Cannon.

Anonymous said...

Nah! Mariah lost her shape years ago. *Old bitch*

Anonymous said...

WOW POOR ST NICK IS HE ONLY ALLOWED TO COME OUT AT CHRISTMAS TIME NOW

Anonymous said...

I would expect this crappy stuff from Ice-T and Coco, maybe even Lamar and Khloe hell even Kim and Nene (RHOA) but I would have thought somebody's publicist would have stop this before it went to print.


PGH2DC

Bee Gee said...

Ok, that might be Nick, but that aint Mariah. A proper pic would have Mariah's thickass holdin' Nicki in her lap.

STLMOCHIKK said...

Boy!!! photoshop is a mothaf..... r dat sh.. wrk like a charm r is it she has on body majic, Mariah is not I REPEAT NOT dat small at all, n her daytime dreams.PEACE OUT BLOG FAM!!

NubianGoddez said...

@Anonymous said...
Mariah wished she looked like that
1:35 PM

Cosign to the 9th power!!! truer words were never spoken!!

Mariah seriously needs to hang that s*it up and stop it!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL. Y'all cold. The characters look nothing like them, but I think it's cute. This was probably done by the same cartoonist who did her Christmas music video years ago which was also animated.

Anonymous said...

what is she going to do when his young ass leave her for a younger woman. she lost points whatever happened to growing old gracefully

Bee Gee said...

Not to wax philosophical...

But maybe this is how ole girl sees herself when she looks in the mirror. Some people are fucked up in the head like that, u know...

Quiana said...

Nice pic, but mariah we know you wish you look like that again

Anonymous said...

Ohlawd...wth?

Anonymous said...

I also think the card is cute. So what if it doesn't look exactly like them? It's not called animation for nothing. I would rather see these two than Jay and Bey. This is way better than looking at Beyonce's weave glue and ass, and Jay-Z's camel humps and soup coolers.

Anonymous said...

Mariah became a caricature and maxed out the heights of ridiculous a long time ago. I don't suspect she'll change either, cuz she likes herself too much. She'll still be acting and dressing this way in 30 more years.

On another note, her Christmas song is absolutely HUGE in the UK. Seriously huge.

On a really naughty note, I can't help but wonder if Nick still says to himself at, ahem...the 'appropriate' moment, "Woooooo HOO! I'm tappin' Mariah Carey!"? [tried to keep that somewhat clean.] I know that's wrong, but I do wonder...

Shush...just pray for me.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Mariah's imagination went buck wild because cottage cheese from her thighs are missing.

Anonymous said...

MiMikins needs to stop lying!!!! She know damn well she don't (and never will) look like that. Is it me or is that Mimi's inflated cartoon head drawn on Jessica Rabbit's body?

Anonymous said...

They are cute and keeping it fun. What's wrong with that? happy holidays from mr and mrs carey

Anonymous said...

Where is Santa's beard? In his lap, stupid!
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Writer with a Vengeance said...

lmao I love mariah and her delusional ass!!! lmao lmao she never lived on planet earth...with her 60 yr old butterfly worshippin ass!! I love it!!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ 11:53 You took the words out of my mouth. Her and the butterflies. I just scrolled the page up to see them as christmas ornaments on the tree! :D

Anonymous said...

First, you all arer haters and lame! Second, you Black people need to get an education and a career so that you too can have famous illustrators custom make Christmas cards for you!

Wack,food stamp income having asses!

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