Cause you know damn well he ain't telling all. Since his highly unanticipated new cd 'Untitled' moved a measly 114,200 units in its first week, now R Kelly wants to write a book.
R says “I’m writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly. I’m tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is.”
I'm not trying to be funny, but don't you have to know how to read to write a book? I'm saying, R Kelly readily admits he's functionally illiterate, but hey if Fantasia can write a book so can R Kelly.
24 comments:
ANN's evil side says....
"I hope somebody murders this fool"
How can you write songs if you don't know how to read? Thats not trying to be funny thats is ignorant pathetic and sad. Because one you just told us indirectly that you propably had a ghostwriter writing all your songs. 2. How can come up with concepts and ideas if you don't know what they mean. And lastly and the most pathetic. Even if you are illeteriate and somehow acquired fortuna you didn't (or at least somebody in your camp) didn't have the decencey to tell you that you might want to at least learn how to read in terms of what are you signing,and for the sake of bettering yourself in education so you won't get ripped off? I really think he's just doing this to get attention because I can't imagine a person getting this far in fame and fortune without learning how to read.
^^^^ Did you forget about Mary J Blige?
This damn Jackson 5 banner is getting on my fucking nerves!!
It will be a tell all....it will tell you how to molest young girls and get away with it...oh yea...it will also tell you how to pee on people..that's if you can read...
LMBAO@ its me snitches.....hell I thought it was just me. wish i could reach inside my screen and snatch that shit off! Still playin off michael, with the 5 in the banner and only 4 of them sorry fools in the damn picture.
the perverted pied piper of pissin just goes from one thing to another. nothing he has to say is worth reading. what the fukk is he gonna talk about? his inner feelings and how sad he is his fans labeled him a pedophile, without getting to know the real person. GTFOH
See Robert.
See Robert play.
See Robert pee.
See Robert rape.
See Robert smile for the camera.
Did I forget something?
Being that he can't read, will it be a picture book? Do we get to see the photos now too?
I guess I'll wait for the See And Say copy of the book
lmao @ NAA
people you know good and damn well he aint gonna write sh!t... if he did the title might be, "the piss with in me"
i'm sorry I still love Kells...I bought the CD and it's hott...kick rocks
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@9:16 AM
Cosign tired of these f*ckups in the race.
"highly unanticipated" <--that tickled me :)
FUCK THIS ILLITERATE PEDOPHILE..THE TIME HE SPENDS FORNICATING WITH LIL GIRLS HE SHOULD HAVE USED THAT TIME TO LEARN HOW TO READ AND WRITE, DUMMY!!!!
It will be titled "what is she was 14!"
the ad that simply must go is them nasty ass teeth and black ass lips. I aint never in my life....
I betchu every time this nigga piss, he has a horrible flashback of baby girl's face for a second, and when he snaps out of it there's piss all over the toilet and walls.
lmao @ "highly unanticipated" damn I missed that one!
WHAT else can this idiot reveal about his life that he aint already put in his songs?
What will he reveal? ALL the s & M, bondage, cunnilingus, threesomes, fetish, and other perverted things he sings about in his lyrics?
Fukk this a-hole!! Got millions an WONT hire a TUTOR to teach him to read, write and add + subtract--something a CHILD can do...
I'd rather read a tell-all written by his brother and (ex?) wife.
That nasty ass pedophile. He needs a bullet in his brain. Dirty, nasty ass PEDOPHILE.
The (PERVERTED) "PIED PIPER (OF PEDOPHILIA)" is SETTING a "PISS (POOR)" JOB for HIS SPAWN, IF he CAN'T even READ "PETER PIPER", (OR "PETER PAN") TO his SEED!! SMDGH!! "PISS-PO-THANG!!" ;-) LOL MUSICAL GENIUS, "PUBLIC" FAILURE! -The BLACK BETTY 414. ;-) lol
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