Monday, May 03, 2010

I Don't Get It

I need an explanation for Kobe Bryant's LA Times Magazine photo shoot.

more after the cut.



85 comments:

AnonMoron67 said...

I don't either.

Anonymous said...

LOL. The photographer played Kobe. He looks very "how you doing" in these pics.

Anonymous said...

I second that.

AnRnBThug said...

This Motherfucker looks like a Like a Gay 5th Ave Bar. When are Blackmen gonna stop letting these Photographers play them? Same shit happened to 50 Cent.
He look like a young Paul (yes i'm gay) Mooney in the pic with the hat...too funny

Mena said...

Two fo these pics are based off of famous works f art, the other 2. I am not sure. Will get you the refernces in a bit. If anyone cares. However anything to make Kobe look like the cocksucker he is, is fine by me!

E.C said...

He looks egyptian on top of "how you durin"

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha!! *beats on the table, wipes tear filled eyes* oh gawd!! Youre about to gain 1000 HITS cause im sending this shit to everybody!! hahahahahahaha!! Jesus flipping!!

Anonymous said...

Anything for a dollar! WTF was he thinking!

Anonymous said...

y he look so gay? kobe never looks gay ever.

Anonymous said...

trying out for dragrace?

Anonymous said...

I'm also confused.

**scratches head while crickets chirp**

its me snitches! said...

I'm gonna break it down for ya..

PIC #1- is the "gemmie that dick" look..

PIC #2- is the " I can suck a mean dick!" look..

PIC #3- is the "oh, you're not going gimme that dick??" look..

PIC #4- is the (looking down at a dick) "mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.. that's a nice dick!" look..

PIC #5- is the "turning away from the dick, but I still want that shit!" look...

Anonymous said...

GTFOH with his "what what in the butt" looking ass.

Anonymous said...

@11:10...LET ME JOIN YA..BLAAAH HA HA LOL ROTFL WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAA HAHA HA LOEWD HAP MURCEE!

Anonymous said...

i didnt know paul mooney was gay, or did i misread that comment? did he give up pussy after become a teenage father of twins?

Anonymous said...

The first pic look like he's saying "CHALL, LETS GO SHOPPIN"

Anonymous said...

YES PAUL IS GAY...HE'S OUT OF THE CLOSET...HE JOKES ABOUT ALL THE TIME

Anonymous said...

DIDN'T KOBE DATE AND ABUSE BRANDI?

Anonymous said...

@its me snitches!

Destroy you keyboard and monitor. NOW!!!!!!

What are you saying said...

He looks like a camel jockey to me.

Anonymous said...

urhmmmmm.....How U Doing, Miss Kobe!!!

Anonymous said...

lololol!!! Kobe looks very f**king gay! No matter what people may say, these pictures are making me laugh until I cry.lol Kobe looks like Mr. Peanut.

Anonymous said...

The third picture down....they put a white apron on him! LOL

Anonymous said...

What in tha hell he looks like Paul Mooney

Anonymous said...

He looks like a silly gay clown, too bad he thought this shit made him look sophisticated.

ANN said...

That pic with the hat is killing me softly. LOL

The Prince of Know Where? said...

Just say no!

Anonymous said...

@its me snitches!,

Co-sign!!!! DEAD!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't get It either, but guess what?..........
..............HE STILL THE CHAMP................


SNAP THAT...BITCHES!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG. Kobe looks fruitier than the produce section. This is what happens when you have no sense. The gays are printing out life size glossies of these pictures as we blog

NubianGoddez said...

What in the Norwood Young hell is this?? is this foolio trying to tell us something? is he coming out the closet? and which mortician did his makeup? n*gga please you ain't no damn model, this mess get's the thumbs down!! epic fail!!!

Anonymous said...

he look like his wife.

Anonymous said...

kobe a beast

Anonymous said...

Kobe is not a beast. He's a meerkat.

Anonymous said...

Another swishy bish. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Anonymous said...

he look like a drag queen

Anonymous said...

Damn, he's on that Stargate/Bojangles shit.
damn

mich said...

damn he's on that Stargate/Bojangles shit

Anonymous said...

They stay making black dudes looking like I do not know what in photos.Kobe, next time say no thank you because you look like who knows what in these photos.Weird and bizarre.lol

Anonymous said...

Is that a sweatband with the hat?! That mofo look like a gay a$$ farmer.

Anonymous said...

Back again..uhh no,lol...flatlined and resuscitated at the photo with the hat and bow tie.What was he thinking?(side eyeing Kobe...)

Anonymous said...

@11.28am ,you must read my mind ,I going to post the same thing .He look like a little BITCH !

Anonymous said...

Hollering at the whole photo shoot.Dude, were you intoxicated or high, when taking these pictures?I'm done with this here!

Anonymous said...

You know, those poses and clothes would have worked for a brother who was mean mugging or who looked angry. You would get some artistic contrast. With that strange smile on his face, he looks like a fairy.

ANN said...

That pic with the hat.......all it needs is a little tweeking and he will have a classic Sambo the Slave look.

When Black people choose money over morals this is the sad sad results.

He might be rich, but he has no honor nor dignity. I can never ever respect a person like that.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

his photo shoots always look gay

BLUEBUNNY said...

1ST PIC ARABIAN PRINCESS
2ND PIC BOY GEORGE/PAUL MOONEY
3RD PIC ALRIGHT BAGGY PAJAMAS
4TH PIC SLAVE ON THE DOCKS
5TH PIC TOWEL-HEAD AFTER A GAME

Anonymous said...

He's got one foot out the closet.

NubianGoddez said...

I had to come back to this fuckery finest smh.

1st pix First gay muslim

2nd pix that tackyass hispanic funeral display with the dead dude standing up in the living room/ first deceased black gay model propped up.

3rd pix remake of the song I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Milan, I'm too sexy for this photoshoot (NOT!!)

4th pix modern day runnaway slave.

5th pix Grace Jones called she want's her look back!!

Anonymous said...

Kobe Looks like He Doesn't Speak A Lick Of English In These Pics..What The Fuck Was The Point Of This Photo Shoot????

Anonymous said...

There is a fine line between fruity pebbles and trix and HE just crossed it!! Trix are for kids Fruity.....LOL I love RWS

Anonymous said...

he looks fruity, stop kobe!!! Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

Lol @ 2:24-I always thought he looked like Timon the meerkat from the Lion King!

Hakuna Matata Kobe!

Anonymous said...

I had t come back too nubian.....someone said he looks like a MEERKAT! LOL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I HAD TO HOLD MY LOUD LAUGHTER ,IN SO NO ONE WOULD HEAR ME.....THROUGH THE BUILDING

Anonymous said...

Hey Kobe! How you doing?

Bee Gee said...

Wow.

Kob' is ma dude, but keep it on the court, bruh, gotDAM. This look like a newspaper ad for HOUSE NIGGAS R US, the Ghost of Sambo edition.

Now I know why this nigga game been so suspect as of late. Wow.

Anonymous said...

This photog clowned kobe big time.. didn't kb have anyone who could've told him the truth about these pics?damn!Is it me or is he wearing a ton of makeup in these pics too? he looks extra brown - so to speak.

Anonymous said...

BeeGee, I was waiting on you.LOL Kobe, try again dude...

wtf said...

Lmao!!! U make me feel mighttty real..disco diva kobe

Anonymous said...

He looks like a gay slave. Wow!

Anonymous said...

This is too funny! I'm sending these to every fLaker fan I know.

Anonymous said...

Wtf Kobe man? Looking like a wading through the water, long foot stomping, bean plucking share cropping ass slave!

Anonymous said...

white ass mag a pay a nigga plenty money to make a fool of him self and look like a fag no matter who u r ! f em !

Anonymous said...

this is the most racist ass sht i seen n a min....a prominent black male athlete dressed up like a super slave faggot in a white mans mag. i wanna bitch slap him back to africa ! and burn down la times headquaters them lil bitches!

Anonymous said...

im pissed !

Anonymous said...

I blame Vanessa. He did it for love.

Anonymous said...

Oh hell!!! LMBAO @ 11:00pm

^^ Dead at meerkat_________________

Anonymous said...

Is this the same photographer who snapped 50 Cent snuggling with toy poodle?

Anonymous said...

^^^
snuggling with a toy poodle.

Writer with a Vengeance said...

Boy you betta werk!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@11:28/@10:02PM-TOO~FUNNY!....He-looks-like-a-living-phallic-symbol-or-in-laymen's-terms-A-DICKHEAD!

Anonymous said...

"send in the clowns, where are the clowns,don't bother kobes here"

Anonymous said...

"sashea ,shonte ,shonte, shonte shonte....."...blaaah ha ha haaaaaaa FOOL!

Anonymous said...

The second picture looks like he about to pick cotton in Beverly Hills. Cotton pickin chic wear

Anonymous said...

Is he retarded?

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing as this shit right here. U guys are silly as hell. Lamo!!!! Made my day just a little bit better.

Anonymous said...

i guess he wanted some thing different.imagine those guys have millions of picture of themself

Don said...

What the....

Nah Kobe this ain't it, bruh. What in the world possessed Kobe Bryant to agree to these photos? No way he didn't look at them and laugh himself.

Anonymous said...

WOOOOOWWWW....WTH??!! What in the world made him AGREE to and POSE for these shots & that wardrobe??!!

Anonymous said...

Kobe looks like he belonged in the 80's group the Deele or Ready for the World!

LMAO.....He missed the mark!

Anonymous said...

A FLAMING FOOL!

Anonymous said...

THAT MAN LOOKS GAY.............GAY.......................AND GAYER.........................


DANG DUDE WHY DID U AGREE TO DO THAT!!!

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Anonymous said...

Hey Kobe...I bet the photographers where laughing their asses off when you was doing this photoshot...im thinking that expected you to say heck no to the shoot but you didnt and know the jokes on you!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

All Kobe has to do is spread his asshole

Anonymous said...

rotflmmfao....sooo when he reviewed the photos after the shoot was he saying ..."yeah that's hot right there", "I really like that one tho"...wtf kobe I knew it was a reason I didn't like your a**!

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