Saturday, June 05, 2010

Bump Watch

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz show off their baby bump at the Santa Cruz de Tenerife airport in Spain.

One more after the cut.

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Which bump watch? Her face or her tummy? I'm just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Not cool....she has lost all brownie points! She's a home wrecker and "KARMA" will be a bytch when it hits her.

Anonymous said...

"What goes around comes around. What goes up, must come down..."

Sound familiar Ms Keys..?

Anonymous said...

o wow! are those freckles or pimples?

Anonymous said...

^^^ stop playin' anon 9:18. dems pimples. lol

ms mac said...

I ain't even gonna comment on her skin cause clearly that's something she can't do shit about. Her trifling ways? Now that's something she needs to work on.

Bee Gee said...

Told yall that hollywood makeup is some outta this world shit. Don't leave home without it.

Anonymous said...

Come on now y'all!!! That baby's a blessing....

*waits for ANN to crucify me for typing that*

Anonymous said...

WORD IS SWISS WASN'T EVEN WITH HIS WIFE WHEN HIM AND ALICIA GOT TOGETHER. tHEY WERE STILL MARRIED BUT HAD LONG SEPERATED. I DON'T THINK ALICIA WOULD DO ANYTHING LIKE BREAK UP A FAMILY. BUT WHO KNOWS I JUST HOPE SHE WOULDN'T

Hello Kitty said...

Their business. Baby will be cute. You can't take someone's man if he was already gone. Next topic.

Anonymous said...

@9:43 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO So True Bee Gee. Case in point: Oprah Winfrey. Hollywood makeup has to be out of this world to make a woman that ugly look half decent.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy for them...I also think later he will do her like he did his ex-wife. But wish them nothing but happiness in the mean time.

Anonymous said...

For real who gives a fuck? I just hope the baby has a happy normal life thats all. the rest is bullshit at its finest.

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:06 AM when you have crazy $$$$$$$$$ there's no normal life.

Anonymous said...

What a world.what a life.

Leon Gentry Jr. said...

I still cry for Mashonda.

Quiana said...

@BeeGee
Child you aint never lied about hollywood makeup.

Anonymous said...

She apparently did not give a damn about his marriage.

ANN said...

@BEEGEE

LOL! You know it's my obligation to put the brakes on those off the wall statements!

WE ALL have an obligation to make sure satan does not use our emotions and weak spots for twisted purposes.

UNDERSTAND that God created this world perfect, and that is how He wanted it to be, but satan and his goons messed it up for us humans and that's why we have the Word of God to show us what is acceptable and what is not. Swiss Beats and Alicia is unacceptable.....

DEUTERONOMY 22:22

" IF A MAN BE FOUND LYING WITH A WOMAN MARRIED TO AN HUSBAND, THEN THEY SHALL BOTH DIE, BOTH THE MAN THAT LAY WITH THE WOMAN, AND THE WOMAN: SO SHALT THOU PUT AWAY EVIL FROM ISRAEL. " ( and vice-versa )

Concerning their unborn baby ( if they don't get married ):


DEUTERONOMY 23:2

" A BASTARD SHALL NOT ENTER INTO THE CONGREGATION OF THE LORD; EVEN TO HIS TENTH GENERATION SHALL HE NOT ENTER INTO THE CONGREGATION OF THE LORD."



****Note**** I always use the KINGS JAMES VERSION :)

Anonymous said...

I thought pregnancy is suppose to make your skin clear up and glow. Well, she has the glow from that excess oil. Well they look happy, good from them.
@Beegee, I co-sign on that Hollywood makeup. I've seen girls in the mall without makeup look better than some of these stars with their bare face. :/

ANN said...

A list of children who were thought as blessings ( by the parent[s] ) when they were born:

1. All serial rapists
2. All serial child molesting rapists
3. All serial murderers
4. King David's child with another man's wife ( God took that child )
5. Judas Iscariot
6. Jezebel
7. George Bush ( both senior and junior )
8. Goliath
9. King Herod ( this one here tried to kill Jesus as a baby )
10. Damien ( from the movie Omen )

DISCLAIMER: This list is for entertainment purposes ONLY if you find any one of the above mentioned entertaining. Thankyou.

ANN said...

^^^^Ooops! my comments @ANON 9:50PM
^^^^Ooops! my comments @ANON 9:50PM
^^^^Ooops! my comments @ANON 9:50PM

Anonymous said...

I'm not bothered and I don't particularly consider this to be news or any new gossip. I'm not looking forward to seeing monthly pics of her getting fatter and more bloated. They've done bad rahrahrah I feel sorry for Mashonda etcetc but it's not entertaining, it's their life let them fuck it up how they want and they should be glad they have a baby together lol Alicia will have something to remember him by when he leaves her ass in 3 years time.

Anonymous said...

GOOD LUCK TO THE BOTH OF THEM WITH THE BABY COMING.NEXT.

Anonymous said...

Well, let's see if Mother Moses (Oprah) gives her blessings for this union.

Anonymous said...

ANN Shut up. Thanks

Anonymous said...

She looked a little rough and hard around the edges when she first hit the music scene in a major way, but seemed to soften up a bit over the years. I don't know if pregnancy will make her look any more feminine, but I'm not seeing it.

Anonymous said...

@10:32 PM
How you know their baby will be cute? It might be a pizza face beak nosed kid.

P.S. Alicia is a grimy ho and she makes it other people's business when she sings all that shit about female empowerment and sisterhood.

Anonymous said...

ANN Guess what!? I appreciate you! :) God Bless!

Anonymous said...

ANN is a damn psycho. Shouldn't your ass be in church right now instead of commenting on Rhymes s/ Snitch?!

Anonymous said...

i guess all the hardcore dyke rumors about alicia are being somewhat laid to rest now...truth is NOBODY knows wtf is going on between them, who played what role in the demise of the marriage etc...however i dont think everyone involved in this shit completely innocent.
Congrats on baby #3 or 4, dude...

Anonymous said...

I could never figure out why people get involved with another person with child(ren) from another (or other) relationship(s). They are tied to that other person until their child(ren) turn 18 at the very least. And let's face it, most adults can't be amicable and selfless when they see their former lover with someone else. Most people are WAY too self-centered to sacrifice their own emotions for the sake of the children, and drama typically becomes a way of life. That would be too much stress for me.

Anonymous said...

WHY IS THIS EVEN NEWS , THERE ARE WOMEN PREGNANT EVERYWHERE. SHE NEED TO DO A INFO-MERCIAL WITH PROACTIVE, AND DONT BLAME IT ON THE BABY , THEY WERE THERE BEFORE. ALL THAT MONEY AND HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE THAT.WOW SWIZZY YOU MUST BE THE MAN.I WISH PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU ARE NOT DIVORCED LEGALLY YOU ARE STILL MARRIED.DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE BEEN SEPERATED FOR 10 YEARS. DO THE MATH SHE 4 MONTHS AND HE HASN'T BEEN DIVORCED A MONTH. PLEASE DONT TRY AND TELL ME THEY JUST STARTED HAVING SEX 4 MONTHS AGO. GTFOH

Anonymous said...

Why is her skin and looks so important??? Good skin/bad skin, she still has her career, her money,apparently she is happy, going to have a baby, and to add insult to injury, she has the chick with the good skin's man! LOL! Try being famous for 15 minutes and see if the world can't find something wrong with your azz! (side look! uh huh!) Leave AK alone...Even if AK didn't get SB someone else would have...I think he was done!

Anonymous said...

Ann @ 606am...you forgot to add yourself to that list!!! Hope your silly ass doesn't procreate!

Anonymous said...

@12:28pm - PREACH!

. . . these comments are "interesting" with the exception of ummm, "Ann" and @5:52?!

Anonymous said...

@12:28..."and to add insult to injury, she has the chick with the good skin's man!"

Luvs it!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol why does everyone hate Ann?

Anonymous said...

Why would ANY sane man leave a baby mama just to go ans marry another one??? It don't make no sense. He's either a serial marryist ( made it up) or this is publicity stunt to divert attention from RiRi and Pizza face having a child...

NubianGoddez said...

*Roll eye's*

Anonymous said...

this baby bump only proves that alicia is getting her back blown out. i wanna see a paternity test or a beak the size of tucan sam to prove it's HIS child. this girl will hump anything strapped with a dick i swear.

ANN said...

@ANON 1:37 PM

Honestly, I ( ANN ) don't matter. I'm not important.

God and His Word are what's important. He created us in His image and in His likeness, and on top of that sent His son Jesus to die for us.

All I want is too make sure you children of the most High are not fooled any longer by that old serpent satan.

I will gladly die for spreading His truth.

Anonymous said...

You peeps need to stop faking it! There are a lot of chicks in the everyday workplace that I wouldn't want to wake up next to. That's why they call it "make up".

Bee Gee said...

ANN said
"7. George Bush ( both senior and junior )"
---- ---- ---- ----

Preach, sista.

I can't help but wonder why so many of ya'll come to a place like RWS to take life so seriously all the damn time. Do I really give two shits about A Keys and Swiss Beak? Nah, not even a half a shit. Butchu know what? When I see her introduced as "the stunning Alicia Keys" knowin' that her ass is a pale & freckled mess under that hollywood facial magic, I'M CLOWNIN. Especially cuz whites and blacks alike love to give light-skinned females a "beauty handicap". (i.e. Mariah, A Keys, etc) Without them hollywood magicians called make-up artists, these broads are everyday plain like anybody sles. For whatever reason, some niggas don't like to hear that pointed out - so what.

Stop feeling sorry for these celebrities all the time. They pay a price for the fame that their lives benefit(ed) from everyday. The same paparazzi that catches them with the lacefront pasted on all off the hairline is the same paparazzi that they don't leave home without so they can keep their daily buzz up.

So if you can't take celebrities being constantly clowned, you on the wrong corner of the internet.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 4:11 PM ...and just who is blowin' your nasty back out...sound like your hatin' just a lil bit! LOL! ...and just who is strappin it on for you??? Tell us all...Hell, you don't mind puttin her business out there...tell us about you! You talk like you know that woman! LOL! You are so deep up in AK that you're almost breathing for her. As, for all of you "PERFECT" folk who choose to use this forum to spread the word...how bout..."JUDGE NOT LESS YE BE JUDGE!"

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous 5:38 PM

You are so right! (applause!) I will give you that because without my makeup...I'm still beautiful...but with my makeup (not over done!) I'm even better! The Hollywood is an ILLUSION that we pay for! everyone in the public eye wears some kind of hair and or make up. If not some type of photoshop...so what is the big deal??? Halle, Tyra, Vivica,Megan,Denzel...yes Denzel, Janet,Beyonce...just call out a name and you know their face is painted! It's what we feed into, so why be surprised when the makeup comes off!

Anonymous said...

@7:56PM

Teresa Augello, is that you? Tell your homewrecking ho/lesbo of a daughter she is wrong for this mess.

Anonymous said...

Ann

Don't listen to these uneducated fools of life and the bible if you want to follow God's words and preach it any and every where do you boo because I believe in him and his word as well.. I am going to stop speaking on this issue thou and free my mind for some better things in life and not this satanic mess trying to keep us distracted from bigger things to come... You should really check out this video called the Arrivals I think you will like what is being said just type in on your search engine but it does have many clips... We are in a war of deception and even the most faithful of people can be deceive if they only watch and take in what you being broadcast on the media and any other outlets that does not represent God which is many... If people want to kill themselves and follow evil that is fine but if your belief is about your own will and wants then you know who has your best interest and that is God… We are just like Eve was in the Garden of Good and Evil very deceive and selfish only thinking of ourselves…

Anonymous said...

^^ Why do you fucking assholes frequently come to a GOSSIP SITE to leave bible quotes and talk to people as if they're all going to hell?! It is fucking retarded. So stop it. This is gossip, it is for fun, entertainment, whatever you wanna call it. If we want bible study we can go to church! Either come here and talk celebrity shit like the rest of us otherwise SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

thankyouthankyougoodnite!

Anonymous said...

10:40

Becasue we want too and if you can't shut me up or control my hands when typing you are wasting your time and all of your curse words because baby I know myself and my choices and none of them you have any control of so U can STFU.. I was speaking Ann because many where jumping on her lucky I don't trip off of people and is far from a people pleaser sweetie.

Anonymous said...

Damn Yall, is it that serious, with all the money A.K got, you think she gives a dam about this blog.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:56. You know nothing. Believe it or not there are people on this earth who stand willingly to be judged because though they are not perfect, they try to do the best they can. People make mistakes but you don't have to live with every single mistake you make. Alicia Keys made her bed, laid in it and made a baby too. Then she is trying to legitimize her bull by getting married. That is just asking for trouble. So YES, she stands in judgement by her fans, peers and God. And NO, there is no reason to fear the judgement of God if you can tell the difference between right and wrong and abide by what you KNOW is right.

Anonymous said...

karma is gonna bite her in da azz...

Anonymous said...

I give it a year....headline news...Swiss and Alica...>OVER!!!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous 11:43am
You are waaaay to vested in this topic...you need treatment cause you are defiantly on some other SH*T! You attacked ol girl with that irrelevant wall of text like it was personal. Get a life...or even better get some adult education! LOL! Thanks for the good laugh!
And oh yeah...how do you know how painful the carpet burn on her "tongue" is?...sounds like you've been there done that! LMFAO

You made me forget my comment...

don said...

Hilarious comments.

Man. Alicia Keys has some nice legs! I am willing to bet there will be another biscuit in the oven as soon as this one has browned.

Anonymous said...

I have not ever made a c comment on nothing of the sort… However I see a bunch of mis-educated Bible Scripture Quoters, who are using different scriptures to co-sign their “opinions”… However God gave His Only Begotten Son, Jesus Christ, to die for our SINS… the very ones you all as well as my self have committed, are committing, and will commit. You all must have forgotten about the woman who was pulled into a crowed of men to be stoned because of her affairs… what did Jesus do… after he wrote something in the ground he said to the men “He with out sin cast the first stone.” But to those who are using God’s Words to Crucify her, are casting stones and don’t have a Heaven are Hell to put her in. Pls remember all that look good to you an’t good for you… Acne is the least of your problems and hers… but we are all created in HIS image. Do not be easily deceived, God will Not be mocked, what ever you sow you shall reap however God wouldn’t condone any of these comments… Because 1) He doesn’t like gossip 2) no sin is greater then the other 3) He tells us to judge accordingly for it is by those standards we will be judge and 4) He is the only Perfect Being… You all gloat on what you feel is her down fall, but truth be told you are suppose to pray for her and with her. She is human, so don’t think that she doesn’t have some reservations about all that has transpired…but you don’t know her story, his story, or their story… If you all can quote the bible pls remember that GOD doesn’t make mistakes, His Foolishness is Wiser then the wisest man, When David and Basheba laid together it was in sin, David had her faithful husband killed and they lost their first child, however God is not a liar, His Word is the truth,and all things work out for our Good but for HIS Glory, and the second child they had was King Solomon, the wisest and riches man who wrote much of Proverbs as well as Lamentations… Cleary many of you don’t “KNOW” His WORD… I understand you all come on here to vent and down talk ordinary ppl that said “Hey I have a dream and I am going to go get it”, that’s all that separates you all from ppl in the entertainment industry. The money and the fame just happens to come with it, they put in work to make ppl like you all happy…lol… We all are entitled to our own opinions just make sure you keep GOD out of it…For your ways are not HIS Ways and your thoughts are not HIS Thoughts… His Word tells us “To lean not on our understanding but to acknowledge Him in all our ways.” Remember: make sure the windows to your glass house are spotless before you tell some one else how to clean theirs…

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Yeah I said it, who's gon' check me, boo?? said...

That kid's gonna come out retarded and it'll serve both of their triflin' asses right.

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