Thursday, July 22, 2010

Swizz is one of those guys who like to plan weddings


Swizz Beatz says while he's not getting married this weekend he is planning a very special day for the ceremony.

Swizz tells OK , when asked about his pending nuptials,
"Well it's not this weekend... It's soon! (But) not this weekend."

"Yeah, you know, I'm a planner! I like getting into the detail of things... (I like) being involved with the wedding. I'm not the person who sits back and goes, 'Okay, well I'll just show up'. I'm actually spearheading certain plans but it's a nice blend, a nice partnership.

"(It will be) an amazing day. Very intimate. It's not a superstar wedding. It's not a gimmicky wedding. It's a true bond of love, you know, that's not based on having the most famous person sitting there while you're doing it. It's about having the closest people who really understand you as a person and that really have love for you. So it's a small situation."

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

first again BEEYOTCH

Anonymous said...

who gives a fuck ???............anybody??.............helloooo????

Anonymous said...

@11:57...I don't give a fuck either.

AnRnBThug said...

Swiss Got that Puzzy TWISTED!!!!!
That's Advanced Mackin'right there

Anonymous said...

Sir Nose De vord Of Funk

Anonymous said...

His Ex should cast a spell and hope their baby come out ALBINO with grey hair and a fruit-loop-nose

Anonymous said...

Go Fix your Nose first Swizz Beatzzy alrighty

Anonymous said...

fuck swiss beak

DaShit said...

He would know, wouldnt he?! LOL


The jokes right themselves. SMH.

DaShit said...

right = write. Dont want to confuse the kids. #apologies

Anonymous said...

He looks like one of those crows from The Wiz.

TruthBeTold said...

Nigga, GET THE FUCK OUT! You say its not about famous ppl and you got Oprah and Beyonces fat asses attending!

Well of course he likes planning weddings he had about 3 of them !and being a controling asshole dat he is , of course he is planning it!

Soulwriter said...

I hope that these two are putting as much time in with a pre-marital counselor as they are with a wedding planner: there's more to matrimony than the CEREMONY, SWIZZ SNEEKS!!!

Anonymous said...

I'll never forget that comment about nasal sex a few AK post back! LMAO!!!!

NubianGoddez said...

@It's not a superstar wedding. It's not a gimmicky wedding. It's a true bond of love, you know, that's not based on having the most famous person sitting there while you're doing it. It's about having the closest people who really understand you as a person and that really have love for you.

here's a napkin, you have some bulls*it on your chin, from that s*it that just trickled out your mouth. is this meerkat looking n*gga for real? who he trying to convince himself or the sane public. as usual him and his trife ho, get the customary ho sit down award smh.

Anonymous said...

@11:57 & 11:59 AM - For two people who don't give a fuck, you sure had your asses up in here commenting quickly. Hahaha!

Fo' Real?!?! said...

You doin' and sayin' why too much, bruh! I haven't seen a dude gush about his girl like this since Tom Cruise was jumpin' on Oprah's couch!

It comes across as artifical and forced with a liberal sprinkling of bitchassness. This shit won't last a year, bet...

Anonymous said...

I just googled meerkat. So,so,wrong, but also just right!!!

Anonymous said...

Why won't Pizza Keys and Swizz Beaks keep their hoshit quiet. Now they wanna act like they weren't creepin & had some holy union. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU HIGH YELLOW NIGGAS.

*Gets popcorn & waits for this marriage to crumble*

lily said...

@Fo Real

He gushing, cause he fixin' get paid.

Anonymous said...

2 funny 12:35pm; that did look like his family on the Wiz...it played on EBT last night-they did something right this month by showing it.

Anonymous said...

This nigga happy as shit because he is about to snatch all this dumb hoes CA$$$$$$$$$$$H!

Managing her career and being her husband? Shiiiiiiiiiiit, you can't get a better deal than that. I have to give it to him, he certainly did the damn thing. All the "heat" is on Alicia and now he can sit back and tell her what to do and walk the REAL red carpets (not the black hollywood shit) with her on his arm.

This nigga will now be able to rub elbows with legends and shit all thanks to the new "love of his life". Watch Swizz start working with Sting and Celine Dion and shit.

Amber Rose and Company are not the only ones that know how to come up.

Alicia will be fat, pimply with leaky breasts sitting at home watching her old videos while Swizz is out wheelin' and dealin'.

I hope it was worth it, girl.

Anonymous said...

Beat it with your delusions of righteousness, Kasseem.




Jamaica

Anonymous said...

@ 3:35 you are totally on point. He already hanging out with Lenny Kravitz, Christian Loubitin and Coldplay. His last hit song was Tambourine with Eve and that aint gonna get him in those circles

Blue_Danube said...

Rev.Dr.PASTOR SANCTIFIED: "Dearly Beloved. We are gathered here today in the presence of all these witnesses, a reality TV crew, IRS special agents and possibly Russian mobsters hired by Mashonda, to celebrate the union of Kaseem and Alicia...these two philandering mutha...[ooh holy spirit stay wit me now!]!

May the Lawd forgive me for cussin just this one time but if I didnt need this gotdamn money, I would not be performing this bullshit ceremony. Will the congregation say Amen and pray for the Pastuh. Now, I aint gonna ask yall if anyone has any objections cause I'm sure all a yall object to this unholy union created by sin, out of sin and existing in muthafuckin carnal sin. [Will the congregation please, say a prayer for the Pastuh!] So let's get this over with. Kaseem does one of your grown ass kids have the ring? Yes? Which one? The one with the full beard? (Okay, sorry sir didnt realize you were Kaseem's son. Now, looka here, which one of the baby mamas is yo mama again son?) Well never mind, let's get this travesty over and done with so I can go collect the gotdamn check and go to the strip club.[Will the congregation say Amen and say a prayer for the Pastuh.]

Say a prayer for these two muthafuckas as well. Cause if you livin in sin, I'ma call you a sinner/And this marriage wont win, cause these two aint winners/Can I get a woot, woot! [Kaseem let me holla atcha bout my demo tape after the ceremony]"

Anonymous said...

He's so sensitive...

DaShit said...

Now, I aint gonna ask yall if anyone has any objections cause I'm sure all a yall object to this unholy union created by sin, out of sin and existing in muthafuckin carnal sin.

*weeps tears of joy*

I hate chewwwwwwww! ROFLMAO

BWAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Blue!!! Damn yo soul!!! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

@blue_danube

on da floor dying from pure tormented laughter. wow!

ELove said...

AGAIN Y'all comments are TOO FUNNY !!!!!

First OFF, This Bird-Brained FOOL is awfully chatty about This Wedding considering HOW his last Wedding BLEW the FUCK-UP in his face but then again... HE was the mastermind behind THAT Exit Strategy (Wasn't HE...) SO Hey It's all good in SWIZZY'S WORLD (Real...)

And THIS RIGHT HERE ---> It's about having the closest people who really understand you as a person and that really have love for you. So it's a small situation.

So does that MEAN All of His KIDS who are actually living outside of THE VAGINA THAT BIRTHED THEM will be there ALONG WITH their Biological Mothers... And their Friends-n-Family that supported them Emotionally-n-Spiritually !!!

How much y'all want to BET that NONE of them will be at THIS WEDDING but then Again... This is SWIZZY'S WORLD *** LMAO ***

And in Swizzy's World the IMPOSSIBLE is POSSIBLE !!!

B. A. Diamond said...

Swizz says: "It's about having the closest people who really understand you as a person and that really have love for you. So it's a small situation."

Karma says: "It's about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. It's going to end up a TERRIBLE situation"

lily said...

Ahhhh Blue-
The strip club. Had to laugh. I have known preachers who frequented strip clubs.

Anonymous said...

OK - can I say this: Why is OPRAH going to this wedding, when her BFF Gail ended up in divorce court b/c of her husband's philandering? It'd be one thing if the world wasn't aware that Swizzy started dippin' wit alicia in late 2007 (during which time of course, his wife had just had his baby)...but knowing that he did cheat on her with alicia, left her on mother's day, and his now calling this union "pure and positive"? Oprah is going to THIS wedding? Man, if I were Gail, I'd slap the he** out of Oprah.

SMH.....

Fo' Real?!?! said...

@Blue - you a fool, 'ere?!?! LMAO!! That grown ass kid with the beard remark did me in, real talk...

From now on, I'm gonna have to put down the drinky drink b4 I read your comments cuz you ain't got no sense!!!!

Anonymous said...

@6:50
Good point!

Dude is way more controlling than I realize. He like weak minded women. Remember the artist and the true person are rarely one in the same. You need a gimick to sell shit, and hers was being a strong independent woman who wanted to empower other women. She truely is weak minded.

Anonymous said...

@Blue_Danube,


LMAO! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He likes to be part of the wedding process, but can't be bothered with parenting. Beakman, get your priorities in order.

ANON1 said...

OMG. This girl is a plum fool. This boy is a domineering control freak.

*Trying to stop watching the train wreck*

Anonymous said...

AK is a damn fool - this dude with 4 babies mommas making her the 4th is just crazy. I thought AK was smarter then this. I hope her *ss don't expect us to feel sorry for her once she finds out that he got with her for the money. I don't want to hear that sh*t!

Quiana said...

@Blue_Danube
Damnit I am rolling on the floor.

Anonymous said...

I fell out of my chair lol@ Blue_
You are a mess. Keep us laughing with your humor.
AKATRIPPY: (:

Anonymous said...

He says that he does not care what we think but then again he is always telling US something right? Who else is listening and watching this chit if not us. These celebrities are trying to create a trifling pure bloodline like the Monarchs.

Anonymous said...

Having fallen for a man that was notorious womanizer, I feel for both Alica and the ex wife. Has Swiss really turned in his player card? Or is he just a man addicted to falling in love? Falling in love releases dopamine, which is the same release you get from drugs. Since it is all out in the open, I wonder how long his love will last.

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