Thursday, August 26, 2010

Playboy Reject


Remember when Montana Fishburne Tweeted about being rejected by Playboy?


Wanna see her test shots?

[Don't worry. They're airbrused to hell and back]

Go here.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha playboy don't want that disgrace

Anonymous said...

Those was awful!! She should be on suicide watch ROTFL! WTH? It's one thing to be in porn...but Playboy? Really?

Anonymous said...

Ugh...

Anonymous said...

Grossness...

Anonymous said...

#hoshitFAIL...

JUST BEING TY!!!!!! said...

WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS, "WHO IN THA HELL TOLD OLD MONTY THAT SHE WAS FLY ENUFF 2 B IN PLAYBOY"?

where's my stimulus? said...

the playboy letter did say they was gonna forward the pics to they other magazine.."stretchmark"...

Anonymous said...

Its rare that PB puts anyone of color in there mag so no surprise here. Now I said rare not never.

Anonymous said...

SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO NASTY! AIRBRUSHED OR NOT, FOLKS CANT GET THOSE HORRIBLE IMAGES OF HER REAL BODY OUT OF THEIR HEADS- SHE IS HORRIFYING

Anonymous said...

Her real booty look like an piece of log with barnicle growing all over it...
nasty bistch ...go to school!

Anonymous said...

A FLAT ASS AND TATS ON THE KITTY NOT PLAYBOY MATERIAL AT ALL

Anonymous said...

They covered up the potholes on her ass, but couldn't do anything about the tattoos on her kitty and tittie?

Anonymous said...

I just heard that bootleg copies of Montanna's tape are being sold for $3.00 (as opposed to the list price of $29.99) in brooklyn

Anonymous said...

Someone should start a magazine called "Black Ghetto Bitches" and have articles on Montana & Kat Stacks

Toni said...

@ 1:48
Kat Stacks is not black, so please don't claim her for us.

ChiTown Bandit said...

Would this bitch just hurry up nd die?!!!! Kill Kat Stacks and Soulja Boi ass along with her.

Anonymous said...

@1:48 You dead wrong because you know damn well KS is not black. I guess niggers eat up anything they are fed. So sad. I do not here whites even discussing her so it's sad how black people accept any trash.

NubianGoddez said...

Even photo-shopped I still got woozy looking at them pixs. fact of the matter is her ass should have been photo-shopped from jumped, because the original unphotoshopped trauma she wreaked on the unsuspecting public, is seared in our minds and no amount of photo-shop at this point, can ever erase those horrific stomach churning images. this dumb ho failed (ho shit 101) when you coming before the public with ho shit, you best make sure you s*it ain't looking ratchet cause you will be clowned. this ain't the local ghetto ass club in the hood, where all manner of ratchetness is allowed to run amok and terrorize eyeballs everywhere.

Anonymous said...

I REALLY hate this fekkin 'one drop' rule gatdammit! Because of that shit every played out pimp, rapper, ho, dookie chaser, that look white or latino and has a black person in their lineage, gets thrown in with us.

I say.. FUCK NAW! We don't want them washed up and out muffuggahs with us. FUCK THEM and anyone who lines them up with us!

Anonymous said...

PB sais they dont do leopards with spots maybe cougars LOL !!! eat it beotch

Anonymous said...

@1:57

Thank. You! Couldn't have said it better myself. Black people still claiming ancient ho's like Cleopatra, and that bish was NOT black. Black people just because they act like us, talk like us, and move likes, does NOT mean they are us.

Rasceles said...

...and she was just smiling like she was taking school pictures. smh

Anonymous said...

@3:44

LOL! Yeah, somebody need to tell that ho Playboy and National Geographic are two separate and distinct magazines.

Anonymous said...

LOL she get roasted aint she !!!

jannelle said...

LMAO just got off work and I'm cracking up looking at these comments. I feel so much better now.

RWS fam I love ya.

carry on...

Anonymous said...

Cleopatra is black you moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and how the fuck we got on Cleopatra?

Anonymous said...

^^

Uh, Cleopatra was NOT Black. She's was of Greek descent who was a citizen of Egypt.

Anonymous said...

Fail tail!!! with cold sores/herpes lips to boot! And who would get a tat on their coochie?!? I'm about to throw up..blech

Anonymous said...

Dumb cute bitch...

Anonymous said...

@WMS and 4:15, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodinbloodout said...

ass look like chips ahoy

Anonymous said...

NOBODY MENTIONED THE DROPPY THE DOG, SAGGING, OCTOMOM LABIA!!!!!

Her vag lips was hanging like an unheard of African tribal woman's untamed suckled breasts!!!

And I meant that shit...

Plus she look too young in the face...

Mrs. Moody

Anonymous said...

Yo Montana, KING magazine is a callin', pick up the phone!

Anonymous said...

Cleopatra was White! It was Elizabeth Taylor. I remember well. ROFLMBAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is that a cold sore on her lip?? Hmmm....

Anonymous said...

ive been coming here forever, but never comment. i love yall...yall muffukas make my day...er'y day!lol i look forward to this shit!
Peace,
Thicndawst

The Real Fedup said...

@NubianGoddez

I totally agree with you! No one wants to see that rancid spot rotten chunky chocolate chip ass of hers. The minute she laid with that low life Brain is the day her career went down the tubes. She was not even smart to know okay if I am going to get into this business, I need to be flawless.

She showed everyone her nasty cakes and now trying to pretend all of a sudden her infected ass is clear.PHOTOSHOP CAN'T EVEN HELP HER. PLEASE BITCH MONTANA FISHBURNE = I DA HO IS NASTY AS FUCK. We all know her ass got some disease on it and her coochie is infected with some type of disease with acne puss in her thighs. CHILD OUR BRIANS IS STILL TRY TO RECOVER FROM THAT NIGHTMARE. That was the worst porno flick I have ever seen! EPIC FAIL! These pictures also get an epic fail! YUCK!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who lived that long ago was indeed black like Cleopatra. Errrrbody knows white people are the real aliens who landed eons ago and took over civilization. Duh! I'm still trying to figure out what planet they actually came from...

Anonymous said...

@1:48.

"Kat Stacks" is a white female of hispanic origin. Her mug shot proves it.

Anonymous said...

is it me or is one side of her nose distorted/ smashed??

Bee Gee said...

The mind is powerful, man. As perfectly airbrushed as she is in these pics, I still see every pseudo folliculitis explosion mark right on her nasty ass. It's her fault...

Fishburne: "Mr. Pumper, should we airbrush my ass, or at least use just a little bitta makeup?"

Pumper: "Nah baby, those are beauty spots. If you wanna set yaself apart in this industry, you can't be no regular bitch - you gotta have somethin to setchu apart. We need to feature dat shit..."

Fishburne: "You sure, cuz my doctor said th"----

Pumper: "Shhhh! Trust me, baby. I'ma put that shit in these dope ass rhymes I'm writin' n' everything. First tho, take this pen and sign right here..."

Soulwriter said...

@ Bee Gee---*thud* Hahahahahahahahahaha! You stay killing it Bro, holla! :o)

khthompson said...

IMHO ... Papa Fishburne needs to summon either the spirit of Ike or Morpheus because obviously Furious' message didn't reach her ears... :=/

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