I: Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss.
I know, I know..."Who gives a Flying fuck!", "Womanizer" or "I knock em' up"...
I:Illegitimate R:relationship S:Swiss. LOL
Name it : Leave my bitch with a baby..
How about, 'That's just my baby mama'?
I'll be back to see what others have to say...I have a feeling the comments are going to be one of a kind on this one!
KING ISSUES? MORE LIKE...KING SIZE ISSUES.
"It Ain't Mine, Maury!"
He opened the door to get clowned....he knows good and damn well what this line of questioning would elicit
I: Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss. I almost peed on myself..YOU ARE HILARIOUS..loves RWS
name it KARMA!!!
The Nose Knows...The StreetsTucan Sam Presents.. Life ain't like a box of Fruit Loops.My Girl Got A Girlfriend..But the bitch got money.
What is up with these artist asking "fans" to help them with naming their album. Kelly Rowland was inviting people to help her name her album, now Beatz?! Where is the creativity!? ugh
He's just trying to capitalize off of Alicia's fan base.
@10:12PMYAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! LOL I'm ready for the shade thrown by the RWS regulars!*grabs popcorn*
Why don't he just get Mashonda to name it...
LMAO @ RASCELES!!!! XoD
"Music To Wreck Homes By"
"PIMPING Is So Easy: Swizzy-The-Pimp Chronicles-Volume one"OR"Unrelated ISSUES" Diaries of a REAL Super Producer
cheaters, or dead beat take your pick
Just read the comments and "Leaving my bitch with a baby." is Sooo CLEVER (Real...)
Here is a few:HypnoPenisWe moving on up to the east sideI put a spell on you (and now your mine)!Your check is in the mailHow to get overI've got a golden ticketfrom hags to rich bitches
alright i'm gonna just sit back and let ya'll go in on this one*pulls up a chair*
DEAD @ "IVE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET" AND "FROM HAGS TO RICH BITCHES" XoD
Him and his wife are loving all this attention. No matter how negative it is. They annoy me. He knew that tweet would bring a lot of shit talkers out. They kill me.@ Rasceles. I spit my lemonade out when I read that lol. Woooowwwww
The Adventures of Pinocchio: Pimp This Bitches!
"From Russia with Baby.""Shameless.""Swizz Beat=Dead Beat""Meerkat Manor""Uncle Sam wants Toucan Sam."
Beaked ChroniclesI Like Lesbians: Forreal, Nigga, I like LesbiansWhite People Don't Know My NameOH U MAD I CHEATED? DEAL WITH IT4 Baby Mamas and a Cockatoo
Why do these "artists" continue to ask fans for album titles? I guess that shows how uninspired their "music" is.
EXACTLY @ HUHWHAT! :O/
You better hope you sell some albums fool. Oh yea heres a name: On to the next one.
either golem's son or scarecrow business
Here is a few more:eat the cake anna maechain of foolswhos your daddy!...no really, whos your daddy?Shuga mamma
"Songs in the Key of Trife"
I: Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss- Oh my GOd I am about to pee on myself. Why this fool do this lord have mercy. How about- HOW COME YOU DON'T CALL ME, KARMA, A WOMAN'S WORTH,Stolen MONMENTS, OOHH I GOT IT FALLIN', because that's what you are FALLIN'
DEAD AT "SONGS IN THE KEY OF TRIFE" OMG!!!! XoD
C'mon son! That's just too easy.
Bitch MadeShe loves me. She loves me not.I found love on an easy streetThe Boi is mineThe check is in the mail...ain't it baby?I Am...Meerkat Keys.The Black (American Express) albumBlack Russian, I'm GlobalThe Nose WhispererWho's zooming who?She don't know: The beginning.She don't know either. Pt 2She dont' want to know. Pt 3She ain't learned yet. Pt 4They stupid: The final chapter.Pappa got a brand new hag.MegaLeecher...The Blueprint.Gigolos and Meerkats get lonely too.Hurt, Sin and Sire.Whoop dat tricks purse.If you don't know me by now...you oughta.Mamma's baby, Pappa's...Oh, fuck it.Since I lost my baby's condom.Can you smell what I'm cookin?I got mine. Did you get yours? Vol 1Nevermind...I got yours too! Vol 2Parlay Bitches!Alicia's money is a helluva drugYou don't know my name...Swizz Cheats AllthetimeMeerkat Lovin'The big payback...To Mashonda with loveThe big paycheck...Alicia added my nameThe big payoff...Forever, CliveBig Pimpin' Spendin Her CheeseBling Bling, She Bought Her Own RingWe are Families...I Got 3 Good Years in MeBack That Cash UpSwizz Bank AccountsBlame it on the Goose. Blame it on the alcohol.
Y'all are too damn funny! I almost wet on myself while reading all these comments. Y'all got jokes tonight!
O.k. here's one...She paid my taxes Vol 1And child support too! Vol 2I'm still creeping Vol3
Elizabeth I'm comin...*grabs my chest* @1142
I was too scared to come in, but its an accident i couldnt miss. i am not a regular poster, but i love reading the regulars' comments...more importantly...i chuckled out loud at every one! esp...the 'why can't he get mashonda to name it...'omg...why?(*get you diamondring here-get your diamondring...*)(*f*ck y'all 6itches, nah lets f*uck too*)(*get me back my bodied*)(*hey lady...(whispering)do you have a witness*)(*on to the next one*)(*Intire state of Mind*)(*Already home...for a minute*)The Hip Hop(e) Writer(*from swizz beats to alicia's sheets8)(* i got my skank and my 2 steps*)(*Ruff "international" Ryder*)(*I-mma R-eal S-spectical*)
/\/\/\/\Sugar honey iced tea...i copied my dang signature in the wrong dang spot...sorry...lolThe Hip Hop(e) Writer
Good Lawd! Everyone had me dead! Especially 9:41 and 1:00.B A B Y M A M A This goes out to all my baby mamas I'm gettin paid from all these baby mamas.Smile For The Camera Your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking (But she paying for all the sh*t)Who Let This Nose In My WombTrapped In The Closet...With Her Checkbook Part 1 2 3 4 5 etc.Get Rich From This B*itch or Die Tryin'
CONFESSIONS OF A MEERKAT VOL4 : TRACKS ON THE CD..... 1. MASHONDA'S BLUES 2. ALICIA GOT 4 MILLY ON IT 3. RUSSIAN ROULETTE (I DON'T SHOOT BLANKS) 4. SLEEPING WITH AND MARRRIED A SUPER(STUPID) WOMAN 5. POPPA KEEP'S MAKING A BIG HAWT MESS 6.I CAN GIVE YOU A BABY AND 3 YEARS. 7. I CAN'T MANAGE MY DICK SO I AM GOING TO MANAGE MY WIFE 8.NO PRE-NUP NEEDED 9.HELP ME PUT MY NAME ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE 10. LATIFAH WAS RELLY MY BEST MAN.
I got some..... King Issues "Homewrecker R Us" feat Alicia KeysKing Issues "Prenup"King Issues " On to the Next Ho"King Issues " I maybe your next baby's daddy"
Oh I almsot forgot King Issues "The Grand Tucan Sam Hussle"
I can see his album line up! lmao!1. Intro (bird noises of the amazon)2. Confessions of the Tucan 3. I believe I can fly 4. Homewrecker Feat. Alicia Keys5. I.R.S. (Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss) lmao!!!!!6. On to the Next Ho (some niggas lookin for a lot of cheese)7. Oops! I did it again 8. O.M.G.(I owe a lot of money)feat. Usher9. Papers feat. The Dream10. It wasn't Me feat. Shaggy
LMAO ya'll aren't naming his CD, ya'll are naming the CD and making a tracklist too.Songs in the Key of Trife has my vote.
I just called to say 'bawk bawk'.If I were a bird.I'm so paid (Feat. Alicia Keys)Toucan Life: Vol 1Still B.I.R.DCrybaby (Feat. Mashonda)
He’s flyin' in your windowsHe’s snatchin your people upTryna impregnate em so y’all need toHide your kids, hide your wifeHide your kids, hide your wifeHide your kids, hide your wifeAnd hide your husbandCuz he's impregnantin' errbody out there
^^^^ brawling on the floor... that is tooo funny.
SB can not be serious. He's not even waiting until the ink dries on his marriage license to start marketing himself. AK is a fool!
@9:43 "I knock 'em up" is a WINNER!!!All ya'll are fool, 'ere!! LMAO!! Great work!
6:52 is a fool. and the rest are yall are right behind her/him,dam. I'm at work looking at this. on the floor.
"he's flying in ur windows, snatching up ur people" I just about DIED . For real, I shed tears. LMAO! Antoine Dodson, my favorite household name lol
i'm so dead! i knew i did the right thing coming in here to read the comments, lol
DAMN YOU-@652---Why did you have to do that to me?? Why? I can't breathe!!!!!!!!
Can somebody please go on his Twitter page and ask him why he won't just let Mashonda name it???Double points if you go straight to Mashonda's page to ask her directly.
Oh, get a screen shot of the page before it gets deleted.
I like my Steele stainless & my hoes brainlessI'll lose my beard in 3 yrsToo lame 2 Tame3D:Deadbeat Dork of the DecadeThe adventures of bird beak & crater faceThe adventure of bird beak & crater faceThe adventures of bird beak & crater face
His album is featuring a duet between Fantasia and A K right??
Pardon the repeat post^^
What Dimwit - oh come to think of it that's what you should call your CD DIMWIT
how about "cheating azz bastard and co."LMAOOOOOOO
2. Confessions of the Tucan 4. Homewrecker Feat. Alicia Keys_____________________________________________DEAD_______________________________________
HOW ABOUT ADULTERY.
Antoine Dodson...My HERO!!!
How about BITCH I'm out in about two years.
"Alicia Pleyz (please)...don't wake up, stay delusional""Beakin tha Keyz""Swizz Beak, Beak, Beak, Beak, Beak....volume 1"
How about you have Fantasia on the hook and remix Fancy:: " Oh you Married Huh?? Oh you married Huh??married or separated I don't give a whaaat,married or separated I don't give a whaaat!(have dmx bark in the background)
"Beaks and Freaks""The Beard Tales""Two year Toucan""Broke Beaks in the City""The Girl Is Bi""Russian Repercussion"
"Keys To Success" or" Mad Diary of a Dirty dick and deadbeat"???
"MY WIFE IS A HOMEWRECKER"
"If you like Alicia Keys buy my album as well""Swizz Cheese on a Cracker"
OMG you guys went IN on Swizz!*sigh* RWS comment section always gives me life!My particular fave: "Songs in the Key of Trife" LMAO. iCan't.
"He’s flyin' in your windowsHe’s snatchin your people upTryna impregnate em so y’all need toHide your kids, hide your wifeHide your kids, hide your wifeHide your kids, hide your wifeAnd hide your husbandCuz he's impregnantin' errbody out there""Songs in the Key of Trife"God help me.I.can't.breathe.
Long nose fucka beatscrushin the russianLivin the Life off ma wifes moneycoulda been shoulda been brokebeige and loving the lifethree dykes and a noodlebuck four wetif i could see past my nose.. i'd say sorry masondapeople will never give these two love ever
Life's Like a Box of Fruit Loops Polly Married a Rich Half Cracker I Need Some Tweetment Imma Wise QuackerImma Robber Duck I Don't Want No Broke PigeonsMoney In The Stork MarketBirds Of PreyPlant That Bird Seed In Dem KeysFowl Play
Why would anyone this low on the todum pole open themselves up to this kind of fuckery? I guess he thought someone cared he married his jump off and now he is legit? which cover of what magazine would he be on if he didnt marry Alecia Skeez? Dont worry after she drops the load she will miss the bulldyking they will think they quietly ended things til mashonda gets a hold of what happened and tell everybody.
three dikes and a noodle?? LOL find out King, the trainer who hasnt trained anyone at home yet(Tit still over weight and smoking) and the professional homewrecka had this bag of flesh and nose tossed up in the air on that honeymoon, his son looked so miserable in all the pictures but at least he got to go for publicity sake on top of everything else they really wouldnt want anyone thinking they shut him out
Birds of Prey FTW!!!!!
@6:52 I refuse to with you today.
Swiz beats remakes "I believe I can fly"I use to think that my tucan nose was wide,and life was nothing but a one night standbut now I know the meaning the word "you dog"I'm leaning on my new wife's bank accountIf I can see it, then I will do itIf I just believe it, then fuck it I can do itI believe I can drop down my fly,I believe I don't need no rubbber onI think about it every night and dayI spread her legs and fly awayI believe I can soar my wild oatsYou see my ass is running out the doorI believe I can flyI believe I can flyI believe I can flySee I was in the verge of breaking down,Dam Mashonda can be so dam loudThere are things in life I must achieveBut first I got to get my Dick inside of Keys,OhIf I can see it, then I will do itIf I just believe it, then fuck it I can do itI believe I can drop down my fly,I believe I don't need no rubbber onI think about it every night and dayI spread her legs and fly awayI believe I can soar my wild oatsYou see my ass is running out the doorI believe I can flyI believe I can flyI believe I can fly
safe to say that is the last time this pelican will be asking for the public help on anything cuz now he knows mel gibson and charlie sheen are the only two men on the face of the earth that can bash a womans teeth out, hit her while holding a baby, leave his wife with countless children, shoot them, and still have mega money and fans left that shit dont work for black folk even when your light skin
Big Bird got play!I am ugly ass niggah with fly chickstrapped in Alicia Keys bank accountChild Support Enforcer.....STOP CALLING MEMy std infected long, skinny dick turns these chicks outBitch better have my money part II.
AAAhhhh ROTFLMAO.. yall r sum hot messes!! But on the real imma need Swiss 2 go play in traffic
Lord Give Me A SignThank You Satan for saving my lifeMashonda i am sorry I gotta do what i gotta do My Sons forgive me Fix My Nose