Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Beyonce Looking for a Job

Any of you Vegas promoters want to book Beyonce for New Year's Eve?

They say Jay Z scored a multi million dollar gig opening a new hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve and now Beyonce wants her own multi million dollar offer so she can spend New Years getting tore off, too.

And about Jay's show, he and Coldplay's Chris Martin are both booked for the opening of the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas Hotel. They'll each play a separate concert then one together as a mash-up. Forget about getting tickets, though. It's invitation only.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

who cares

where's my stimulus? said...

we having a new years thro'down in my basement, if she can't make it, maybe solange can spin a few ohio player records...

Anonymous said...

I do have a job for her.. but we're gonna need her to see a dentist first and take care of that killer breath.. we aint tryna die!

The Bellagio said...

Nope

Anonymous said...

Beystankin looks so stupid in that picture. She's ghetto southern creole trash and valley girl all rolled into one.


BTW, she was already dumb before going blond.

Anonymous said...

If they built a hotel called "The Ditz" in Las Vegas, it would be the perfect venue for her.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ 11:29

Beyonce girl I need some yard work did.Holla

Anonymous said...

Thirsty ass bitch lol ain't nobody checkin for your ass no more so take that square body simewhere

Anonymous said...

why doesn't this girl see that she needs a makeover. that weave has got to go.

Anonymous said...

Tricks both of them, Jay sold out a long time ago and if it was not for Jay Beyonce would be on the corner selling weave and herself because her solo career would have been a bust.

Anonymous said...

Why can't she for once be happy for her husband's success (He's VERY supportive of her career), and play the background this time.

She doesn't have to equal or top him every time.
Let JayZ enjoy his momment in the sunshine...

Damm Beyonce. Go somewhere and sit down.
And must you jump on stage EVERYTIME he performs ?

Those folks we to the show to hear Jay Z.
Ain't no one checking for you at a Jay Z show.

Anonymous said...

we=went

Anonymous said...

lol^^^ Where do you people come up with this shit. I believe the crap you pull out your own ass. It is funny however.

Anonymous said...

Imagine Beyonce without the makeup, the wigs, the spanx, the buttpads, the surgery - nose, liposuction etc. would she really be something to write home about?

I like some of her music, and I love her voice but she really is the most overhyped performer who ever existed.

Anonymous said...

HOPE THEY DONT SLIP ON THAT BANANA PEEL AND BREAK THERE ASSES

Anonymous said...

BRUHAHAHA and dummies hating on Matty's class.
Talking about major Gwaupele shiiiit, Go BEY!!!!

judge dredd said...

shit! I dont blame her or them!!

For a 2 million dollars I will eat watermelon, sing "old man river" and dance the soft shoe!!

And I wont give a fuc about what some of you uppity negros say about me while doing it!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Matthew is going to teach them how to steal people's music and say it's theirs, when will the KNOWLES DIE? I'm tired of them and NEVER want to see them AGAIN!

How about this BEYUCKY, how about you head to Africa like the rest of the fake a/s/s celebrities and "help" the kids or something.
It's an extreme travesty when Brad Pitt & Sean Penn are the ones speaking out for katrina & Haiti victims--not that I give A DAMN about the shady a/s/s/ Haitians. Once they get to America, they talk a lot of crap about Americans.

Anonymous said...

This weave wearing must think she's Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey. Legends perform in Vegas chick. Wayne Newton probably has no idea who you are.

CNS said...

Do men still find her attractive?

Anonymous said...

Why can't she perform with her husband and Chris?

Jayz is so fucking FAKE, and Beyonce is STUPID.

Anonymous said...

Dredd can I join you I took tap in grade school!

Anonymous said...

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT JAY DOESNT SHOW EFFECTION TO BEY BECAUSE HER BREATH IS TOO AWEFUL.. HE CANT TAKE IT.. THATS ALSO THE REASON SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS... BAD BREATH IS OFFENSIVE

Anonymous said...

@1:05 PM

Another Bey stan who can't accept facts. Let it go. She's overrated and desperately trying to hold on since Gaga bey-takin over everything.

Anonymous said...

@1:15 PM

Daddy Mattie tried to take Beyonce to Vegas. Unfortunately, NOBODY was checkin for her ass. Then they made some dumb ass excuse about the ticket sales being too high so people wouldn't agree to buy them LMAOOOOOOOO

Celine Dion never had that problem. Vegas also offered Madonna 1 Billion to do a residency. MJ sold out 50 shows at the 02 before his death, but Vegas tried to get him first. What's Bey's excuse??

Anonymous said...

@1:13 PM
Most people around the world talk crap about Americans. As for Beyonce, she would never go to Africa to do charity work unless she heard Gaga, Kelly, Michelle, hell even Letoya was doing it.

Anonymous said...

Somebody need to book that bitch for a New Year's WEAVE, instead of a New Year's Eve....

The Real Dolemite!

P.S. I will be glad when they find this bitch's husband in a threesome with Jennifer Hudson and Rhianna.

Anonymous said...

@2:05 PM

*FUCKING DEAD* lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

They would definetely havet to pay me a lot of money to be a celebrity. I couldn't deal with people sayin these things about me. The celbrities actually read this stuff.

Creole Slut Slayer said...

square ass bytch
big, bulldozier knees bytch
blonde hair like a white woman bytch
low gum lined bytch
piano key toothed bytch
rectangled bodied bytch
square-i-licious bytch
yodeling azz bytch
illiterate azz bytch!
bunion footed bytch!
cheap, glittery outfitted bytch!
Michaels craftstore costumed bytch!
spongebob shaped bytch!
childhood corrupted bytch!
hamburger helper non cookin bytch!
non driving azz bytch!
white tongge plaque infested tongue bytch!
sour breath bytch!
sweaty puzzy musty azz bytch!
unstable life bytch!
I could go on but I am done her
The creole hoe has been slayed once again by the CREOLE SLAYER HIMSELF!
Until next time!

Anonymous said...

yall need to rename this site Bey and Jay haters. damm its not even funny anymore. KIDS and DUMB PEOPLE ON HERE LISTEN TO ME. THE MORE YOU HATE THE MORE MONEY THEY MAKE. THEY AINT CHECKING FOR YALL DUMB PEOPLE. damm stop hating for real

Anonymous said...

2:31

Did u cum? Or did money fly out of your PC? If not, you used up way too much time or energy on some BS. All that hate yikes!

Anonymous said...

The new age Ike and Tina Turner.

CocoluvsMJ said...

2:56 PM

They dont care about you either. They only want your money. You guys will defend them to the death, and they could care less.

Anonymous said...

@2:56 PM

Joe Camel and Beystealin don't give a damn about their fans or stans either. They know yall are dumb enough to defend their trifling ways and put money into their pockets. Doing all of this while both of them perpetuate evil and greed, instilled in them by the "image" industry cause we all know it aint got shit to do with music anymore.

Anonymous said...

NO BODY CARES ABOUT BEYOND -FAKE AND CAMEL LIPS!

The Real Fedup said...
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The Real Fedup said...

I think Matthew needs a live performance for his students at the college he is teaching at for show and tell!

Beyonce performs "Single Ladies"

Matthew: "Remember students watch closely...Pat your weave, p pop, and shake your ass."

Students furouisly jot down notes.



If anything, Beyonce can go to King Crab Creole Lobster Fest. They may need her on their Creole Gumbo night all you can eat buffet! 2 Dollar drafts.

BEYONCE CHECKING!! said...

@ 2:56 PM

BITCH SHUT UP, ITS BEYONCES JOB OR "YOUR" JOB TO CHECK WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING OR ARE "NOT" SAYING ABOUT BEYONCE. SO DO YOUR JOB BITCH AND DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!!! GTFOHWTBS!

IF THEY AIN'T CHECKING WHY ARE YOU??

THEY CHECKING, YOU BETTER BELEIVE THAT, BEYONCES STATUS IS GOING WAAAAAAY DOWN, YOU
BETTER BELIEVE SHE CHECKING, SHE AIN'T GOT
NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

SO YOU STFU WITH YOUR DUMB ASS!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:31 PM now dries eyes and blows nose while sitting on their beyonce and Jay z shrine that is figures made from left over gum as he/she lights candles and say and O to her/his beloved idols...whatever

About It said...

@2:05
LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

@creole slut slayer:

You are a god.

Anonymous said...

@2:58 and 2:56

Go fuck yourself solange and you're finished,give your son his lunch.

Anonymous said...

how yall know her breath still stinks after all these years? it was carmen, nas' baby mom, who said nas said beyonce's breath stink. how embarrasing

The Real Fedup said...

^^^ How we know?
Jay z always givin his stank ass camel mean face that how we know.

Anonymous said...

so sick of this greedy fame crazed bitch.

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well...If it ain't Ms. Mee Too Knowles. Bitch can never be original. She just has to copy or try to out do people. Even if it is her very own huband. Ya see, that's the kind of shit that makes people tired of you. You're so fuckin predictable. If this person does something that people like. Then here you come not even a week later, doing the same exact thing. The least you could do is wait awhile and stop being so damn obvious about it.
Bitch who are you? What are you? Where the hell they found you? And how in the hell did we let this fraud get so far???
When I think about it all, I feel this family is and has been involved in some deep evil shit.

Anonymous said...

Tragic haters... So focused on what other people have or have not done. What have you done? And, are you seriously focusing on her alleged bad breath? You guys crack me up. If nobody is checking for her anymore, why is she ranked the second most powerful celebrity. She made $24 million more than Jay-Z and $37 million more than Donald Trump. So, you say nobody's checkin' for her? LMAO

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