Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Will You Pay to See Chris Brown's New Video?

Get ready to pony up $3 if you want to see Chris Brown's new video because it's only being shown on pay per view.

video trailer after the cut.



[Unedited description of the video from Chris' website]
Chris Brown Announces Online Pay Per View Event 12 Strands:Matrix is a full-length video that will be released as a pay-per-view event on September 27th at 8pm EST.

This exclusive opportunity will be available to the online community only. Fans can pay $2.99 to watch the highly anticipated video on the official site MechanicalDummy.com.

Pre-Sale access will be available starting on Sept 24th. A percentage of proceeds from this project will benefit Brown's foundation Symphonic Love. The Symphonic Love Foundation aims to provide support and funding for a wide variety of music and arts programs dedicated to the artistic development of children and youth while striving to promote an awareness of philanthropy by encouraging volunteerism and every day respect and kindness to others.

60 comments:

Val.J said...

HELLS NO! I got better shit to with my money!

Anonymous said...

Highly anticipated my back foot! I ain't paying shit to see this fool's video.

Bee Gee said...

Only on PPV? That's what he thinks. Go'head youngin, get that money any way you can.

Anonymous said...

he must really think he's michael jackson

Anonymous said...

groupies will pay

Anonymous said...

He must think this shit is Thriller. At least folks back in the early 80s got to see that masterpiece for FREE!!!

Young artists nowadays and their egos LMAOOOOOOOO

Michael Jackson said...

I'm spinning in my grave right now. All these fucking biters. I AM THE KING of the full-length video.

Biters please die.

And Ms. Ne-yo...quit it with the black shoes/white socks combo - I see you.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many people will pay to see him beat Rihanna's goat azz again?

NubianGoddez said...

@Michael Jackson said...

OMFG LMBAO I'm crying over here, ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh bent over on one knee holding my sides howling, you is a damn mess!! I can't even comment after your post!! thank you!!!

Anonymous said...

@8:03 PM

mj would never have made his fans pay to watch one of his *short films* but cb stans are immature, dumb and thirsty so they'd pay to see him whoop his mother's ass

RihStan said...

LMFAO @ "Michael Jackson"!! I actually imagined his real voice in my head as I read that comment...hilarious!!

"I AM THE KING of the full-length video."

Get your hand out my pocket nigga said...

No thanks, I'll catch it on youtube!

JERMAINE JACKSON said...

Hey Chris, how come you didn't let me make a cameo in your video?? I could've wore a jheri curl wig and a sparkly white glove since I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MICHAEL!!!

My father Joe only kicked me outta the lead singing role cause he kept slippin on my hair grease. I offered to let him fry a pound a bacon on my face but it was no good.

Anyways, I coulda sang in your video some of MY WOOPS I meant my brother's hits like "Greasy Nature" or "Wanna Be Greasin Somethin". It woulda been grease I mean great!!

My sons Jeroilspill and Jerhairgell are big fans of yours. They coulda added some flavor to your song. They already did background vocals to my version of "Who's Greasin You?"

Anyways, next time lemme know.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ *DEAD*

Anonymous said...

He kills me trying to speak all scientific, when just several months ago he had no knowledge or clue of what the census count is, until he became a (paid?) spokesperson for the Census Bureau, which he just happens to share the same (CB) initials.

Anonymous said...

Some FOOL somewhere will pay the $3.00 they need for bus fare to and from work to see this video!

CocoluvsMJ said...

No thank you. I will wait until it is leaked online. You know it will happened.

Anonymous said...

GTFOH!!! WELL I GUESS HE HAS TO MAKE MONEY SOME HOW SEEING HIS CONCERTS WASN'T MAKING SHYT!!!

Anonymous said...

I love CB but come on now! Dude you ain't Michael and ain't nobody paying to see your video

ELove said...

I'm ACTUALLY Shocked that ANYBODY would think that this was C-Breezey's idea (Come On Y'all...) The CB Management TEAM is taking advantage of HIS Loyal Die-Hard fan base which is HUGE !!! The SAD THING is that in the end C-Breezey's reputation is going to take a hit behind this mess & It's definitely going to turn off ALOT of potential Fans (Real...)

Anonymous said...

I guess these rich folk will just keep trying to milk us anyway they can.
Shit! The way the economy is Chris should be happy if anyone buys his CD.
Oh well...The rich will get richer and the poor will become poorer.

Anonymous said...

Yall haters kill me!! I'm not a CB stan at all. If you don't want to pay $3 to see his trailer; got damn it; DON'T!! His supporters will.....$3 talking about the rich will get richer! WTF! STFU! All he did was take $3 out of somebody weed money or drink money. If $3 hurt any of yall pockets.....hit me...I got you!!


**Michael and Jermaine posters......HILARIOUS!!

country boi said...

3 dollas??...nigga dats a bottle of thundabird AND a bag of hot pork rinds!!stop playin!

Anonymous said...

^^^ WOW! lol

Anonymous said...

Hell No.

Anonymous said...

Chris fans betta use that money for school lunch

CocoluvsMJ said...

@ 9:51 PM

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

I pay my cable bill...That should be payment in full.

Anonymous said...

This nigga must aint never heard of the internet! Shit just watched Takers for FREE this weekend!SMDH

TheUltimate said...

LMAO @ Jermaine Jackson

LATOYA JACKSON said...

Chris, the leading lady in your next video should be ME!!

The heart don't lie when it tells me I'm still young & fine so you should pick me. Just look at my Playboy pics. My daddy Joe does that all the time!!!

My real name is actually Latalentless but it was too long so you know how it goes.

I may look like E.T. but you loved Rihanna & Tyra Banks and they are some ALIEN-LOOKING BITCHES!!

Anonymous said...

9:51 sounds just like my daddy. ahahahahaha esp. the pork rind part. Instead of thunderbird switch that with some R&R (Rich and Rare)....and u got my daddy.

The Real Fedup said...

I can buy a lot of things for $3!!! Hell a dollar meal @ McDs.

The Real Fedup said...

@MJ 810 LMAO!!!!!! TELL THEM MJ! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Dead @Michael Jackson ,8:06 and Jermaine Jackson CODE BLUE STAT! GET A CRASH CART!!!!

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The Real Fedup said...

*Breaking News*
Chris Brown's new video will show Chris in a freak accident. He slip on some serious "black shoe polish hair grease" while he was attempting to do the moonwalk.

Many people on the set seen an angry Jermaine Jackson rubbing his hands on his hair and rubbing his hair grease on dance floor.

The cause of the "accidental" drops of excess hair grease explained by Mr. Jermaine Jackson was " Too teach that little fucker Chris Brown don't ever try to copy my brother Micheal Jackson moves again"!

Now back to your regular schedule program.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Chris but this video won't be watched by millions and it sure as hell aint getting inducted into the National Film Registry of The U.S. Library of Congress

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BT43W20091230

THERE IS ONLY ONE MJ HEE HEE said...

Justin Bieber recently admitted to wearing band-aids on his fingers because MJ wore them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkUu9qNV0mA

WRONG little snowflake, MJ wore REAL bandages made of thick fabric.

Lawd have mercy, I wish the ghost of Thriller would come and moonwalk all over these biters' asses !!!!

Anonymous said...

from 9:34 pm
@ 9:45 pm---Bitch puhleez, Youuuu STFU and kiss my big beautiful black ass! Ain't no body tryin' to live with mama n nem for the rest of our fuckin lives, like yo dumb ass. Maybe if you saved that money, stopped smoking weed and drinkin all the time. You too can find out how the rest of us grown folks live. And who you got?????
Nah Bitch... I got yo ass...How much food stamps you tryin to sell me this month? Stop playin... cuz you kno you need yo weed money! You funky bitch you! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but unless he gets naked in the video, then there's no way I'm paying for it! Sorry bb nice try.

Anonymous said...

this nigga ain't no super human, he can't even articulate a sentence, he has speech impediments. Poor guy

Anonymous said...

Wow!! I got to watch this..Ok Mark my calender for Never In Hell Will I Watch This! Lol Who would pay $3 to watch a crackhead run down the street on paperview? All I could do was laugh @ the first 30 sec of it. Pure comedy.

Anonymous said...

It will pop up on the internet (WSHH) somewhere ;)

GoddessNow said...

@8:29....Stop it I say! I can't breathe!

Anonymous said...

No thanks!
$3 no way.
I'll wait for the Boot-leg YouTube/WorldStarHipHop/Limewire version, which will be on the iNet about 2hours after his premiere.

Anonymous said...

Like the person above said,,Unless I see some PEEN i aint gonna be able to do it

Anonymous said...

I believe other artists will quietly sit back and wait and see how this pans out. This could absolutely be the beginning of a new trend. Don't be shocked!

Anonymous said...

Pay to see CB jack MJ dance steps - I don't think soooo..... unless like the other poster said he gonna pull out that Rhianna scented cock of his...

Anonymous said...

NO

Anonymous said...

hell naw, i can take my kid out for a happy meal instead.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

That will b on wshh in no time

Anonymous said...

Watch how they fudge the sales numbers.

Anonymous said...

This nicca has drunk his last drink in the last chance saloon. I'm officially a Chris Brown hater!

Anonymous said...

awww SHIT! THIS lil mutha fucka done startin' something new, WATCH-now the rest of them dam music artist gonna try and do this shit to help pay off they music video bills! Lawd have mersay....

Anonymous said...

Yeah its called MechanicalDummy for a reason. For all the dummies that will pay their money to see that bullshit. If I wanted to learn about the mechanisms of the body and about the force being with me and shit I'll fucking google it or watch Stars Wars motherfucker. Deuces to your fucking 3 dollar video.

Anonymous said...

@8:57 PM

*DEAD* lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

chris you are not mike and your video is not thriller.

Anonymous said...

I'll pay to see him inhale that helium he uses before attempting to sing.

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