Monday, January 24, 2011

Oprah to Reveal Deep Dark Secret


On today's Oprah Show Oprah will reveal a family secret that she claims "literally shook her to her core."

In promos for the show Oprah says
"I was keeping a family secret for months and on Monday you're going to hear it straight from me. I thought I'd seen it all... but this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles."

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oprah has a twin

Anonymous said...

her mom's brother is her dad!!

Anonymous said...

Her and GaYLe got MARRIED...in AUSTRALiA!!

Anonymous said...

She's pregnant?

W. said...

She has a child.

Anonymous said...

i'm tired of oprah and her secrets. she so good with other people secrets coming out. nothing would suprise me with oprah. kids, gay you name it.

Anonymous said...

Miracle of all Miracles Huh?


She FINALLY got those bunions surgically removed! Cause Lord knows it would take nothing short of a miracle to stop them from looking like big old Mogilla GO-rilla feet. NOTHING but a miracle....

Anonymous said...

YAAAAAWN!!

Anonymous said...

What of that magnitude isn't already known about this cow?

Anonymous said...

Oprah, this had better not be about some silly shit your dog did.

Anonymous said...

What she's gay?

Anonymous said...

Ratings. Ratings. Ratings. She needs a ratings boost.

Anonymous said...

What is it? Harpo really didnt beat her?

Anonymous said...

Is it something that will led to her other secret that she is a lesbian? Or is the "deep dark secret" is that she is a lesbian which it isn't dark or a secret to a person who is not blinded by ophra's fame success or fortune. I mean what more caan she tell she always try to upstage everybody as having the "worst childhood" What more can she have?

bogart4017 said...

She ssaid for "months" so we know it hasnt anything to do with her sexuality.

Fo' Real?!?! said...

Bet this is some stupid shit like she's got 6 toes on one foot and they can grip a basketball. this better be good Harpo!

BigKitty said...

Heis NOT the father!

Anonymous said...

Secret son/daughter?

Anonymous said...

Knowing Oprah it will be some silly nonsense like she lived next door to Elvis's maid growing up. Like the last time she said she had an annoucement about her health and people were thinking she was going to say she had cancer. Turns out it was a "thyroid problem" like half the world. Woopty fucking doo Oprah.

Anonymous said...

That her family thinks cucumbers taste better as pickles?

Anonymous said...

8:11 am OMG that was just too damn funny. lol

Anonymous said...

Maybe the secret is that Vernon is not her biological father, and the man that Kitty Kelly tracked down (whom O looks just like) is.

Anonymous said...

Just about the only shocking thing she can reveal to the world at this point would be to announce that she's really a man.
That would explain why she doesn't have any kids.

where's my stimulus? said...

this ones too easy.
Oprah's DEEP DARK SECRET is she's half-WHITE, y'all.

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhhh no i used to be a man

Rum and Coke said...

Her daddy loves to eat grapes.

Thats the secret.

Dee Truth said...

she has a secret (half) sibling ?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Her secret is she humped Ellen and now she pitches for the same team LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

She farted on Steadman so much he couldn't take it anymore, so they no longer sleep together.

BigKitty said...

Ok, so I just heard it's a half sister that her mother gave up for adoption

Anonymous said...

Oprahs Secret
........................................

1) Gayle is the father of her long lost child.
2) Gayle is the child oprah had.
3) Oprah caught Steadman & Gayle in bed.
4) Oprah lost a million dollars in the stock market and consider herself broke.
5) Oprah is really pretty until she put on makeup.
6)Steadman proposed to gayle.
7)Oprhas daddy fathered her child.
8)Oprahs dog had kittens.
9) Oprah is putting steadman out of the guest house.
10) Oprah is giving some lucky guest the guest house.
11) oprah is treating al of her staff to the super bowl.
12) Oprahs is the riches blk bitch in the US with stank feet.
13) Oprah really wears PAYLESS shoes.
14) Oprah is having lipo on live tv.

Anonymous said...

The most interesting thing about Oprah's secret are the comments above. LMAO. Yall are funny!

Anonymous said...

Oprahs wig is a weave.
oprahs mama is her daddy.

Anonymous said...

The truth is that if she can't come up with some bullshit to get people to watch her network and keep watching it, it will flop. For years viewers were able to pick up her show over the local airwaves for free, which doesn't require a cable television bill. Now, some of her long time viewers are complaining that they won't be able to watch her show without becoming a cable television subscriber, which costs money that they don't want to pay and especially in a down economy. She's going to keep coming up with nonsense to keep people in suspense and tuning in, until she can increase her viewer base and stabilize her ratings.

Anonymous said...

She killed somebody and hid the corpse while on vacation down under.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if its true or not but read on another board she has a half sister and that's the big secret. Knowing this twat she's know this for years and kept it a secret for ratings later down the line.

Anonymous said...

She eats dog food, because her dogs can't eat human food and she feels sorry for them.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I know, I know. I know the secret, y'all.
The secret is ..... Wait, what were we talking about again?
Man, that kush is no joke.
No really, what were we talking about again?
Never mind me, folks. Carry on.

Bee Gee said...

- She no longer thinks she's God

Bee Gee said...

- She discovered that she has a clitoris afterall

Bee Gee said...

- She helped Conrad kill Michael Jackson

Bee Gee said...

- She's gonna present her audience with a credit card bill for all that shit they thought she gave 'em for free

Bee Gee said...

- She's miraculously actually still a black woman

Bee Gee said...

- She's gonna do something for poor people in Chicago

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

What? She finally got that piece of "evidence" that proves OJ killed that lady? She's been fantasizing for years about OJ coming on her show and confessing to her.

What? She finally wants to reveal that she really can't resist buying, cooking and eating hogmaws and hamhocks? I know a pig feet eating mofo when I see one.

Her hair is the BOMB in that pic, though.

Anonymous said...

The secret is that Oprah's mother gave up a child for adoption at birth, and Oprah decided to make the announcment herself in order to prevent other media outlets from exploiting the situation.

BTW, the "mother", Vernita Lee, refused to meet the daughter who tried to seek her out.

What is not a secret is that Oprah's mother is an who spit out babies and abandoned them in one way or another.

How Oprah has even half her right mind after being "blessed" with alley cats for parents (her father is no better) is beyond me.

That Old Broad said...

How many children has that rutting pit Vernita thrown away?

That Old Broad said...

^^^pig

Mr. ChiTown said...

Anyone who guessed that she's really a man took my guess at this BIG news.

where's my stimulus? said...

she knows where natalie holloways body iz...

Anonymous said...

She is actually the birth mother of some of the girls in her African school.

Anonymous said...

She's turning her back on President Obama and throwing her support behind Sarah Palin, in the name of sisterhood.

Anonymous said...

The secret is that Oprah's mother gave up a child for adoption at birth, and Oprah decided to make the announcment herself in order to prevent other media outlets from exploiting the situation.

BTW, the "mother", Vernita Lee, refused to meet the daughter who tried to seek her out.
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I think people forget that when you give up a child for adoption because YOU DON'T WANT IT! Why seeks someone out who doesn't want you. I stopped watching Orpah YEARS AGO, she kisses up to white people too much, and exploits people for her own benefit.

Anonymous said...

She married Steadman 20 years ago.

Anonymous said...

She has a half sister named Patricia:http://www.rhythmraveradio.com/apps/blog/show/5932876-janet-jackson-s-tickets-sells-out-on-us-tour

Anonymous said...

sorry wrong link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/24/oprah-sister-patricia-secret-half-sister_n_812999.html

Anonymous said...

Oprah has 2pac & biggie hidden on a island she owns and will have them guest appreance on her last show titled: All Eyes On Us!!

Anonymous said...

I dont think its that Oprah kissed up to YT.
REMEMBER WHEN SHE FIRST CAME ON BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HER GUEST WAS FIGHTING AND CARRYING ON? OPRAH SAID" OH HELL NAWL!!" And decided to run her own shyt so that she could have a decent show that lasted for this long... Dont know body want to look at our people acting a fool on live tv...Opps... Jerry Springer, Maury.. But of course thats YT exploiting BLACKIE dumb asses as usual. So I dont blame Oprah.

Anonymous said...

Oprah is giving all rights to gayle to run her cable show.

Anonymous said...

ummm..she has a half sister people...her name is Patricia.

Anonymous said...

Family members come out of the woodwork all the time. That's nothing!

Anonymous said...

Keith Olbermann is taking over her network daytime slot.

Anonymous said...

The Big O has a half-sister named Patricia -- who was put up for adoption at a young age and bounced around foster homes until she was finally adopted at the age of 7. Oprah said her mother never told her about Patricia.

The One and Only ANON1 said...

W. said...
She has a child.

6:19 AM

The last time she said that she gave birth to one of those cocker spaniels she has shittin all over the house.

AND...I don't believe a word of this crap that she has a sister she NEVER knew about. Puhleeze. You know this fool has PI's on standby for any and everything. NOT BUYING IT! This is just her trump for the last hand.

Jewel of The Wild said...

***** DEAD *****
LOL at all the comments!
@ BeeGee & 9:48AM CTFU!
LOL

Anonymous said...

FUCK:

Oprah
Beyonce
Jayz
Kanye
Monica
Alicia Keys
Mary J
Diddy
Timbaland
Beyonce's cousin
Solange

Anonymous said...

@ Bee Gee

LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

She likes WHITE chocolate!!!

Quiana said...

@BeeGee- Lmao

Anonymous said...

11:34 AM, some MOTHERS give up their babies because they could not provide for them but have a hole in their heart and want to know that the baby turned out ok. Some want to reunite with the children they gave up.

O's mother is a whelping dog who could not care less for the ones she kept, the ones she gave away, nor the ones she kept and THEN gave away.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Ofruh have some HUGE-ASS titties?

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