Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Random Tweets



50 comments:

Anonymous said...

*you're* *too* Monica, if you're going to read someone their rights and provide them with a virtual caveat, the least you could do is spell the words right. And if the bitch taunting you is bothering you that bad, just go to the police and stop telling us about it. We're sick of you and your man with these Ho problems. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

*yawn*

Anonymous said...

Awwww shit! Hahahaha. Again, I would like to thank Monica for the free entertainment.

I mean really, if she wants to have a private life, then keep all of yo shit to yourself. BUT, that's not what wants, evidently. So, she needs to be at least somewhat smart and turn this shit into a reality show and get paid for the fuckery she portrays.

Anonymous said...

She ain't made it through the storm yet?

Wake me up when she gets there.

where's my stimulus? said...

she married the brotha, NOW she just making shit up on Twitter...the separation/divorce countdown starts...

Anonymous said...

get the hale off Twitter already, no wonder why Beyonce stay stompin on you other singers

Anonymous said...

Bodily hard? Is that when your whole body has an erection? Girl must got that good pussy to turn a nicca on like that!

ELove said...

I'm LAUGHING because I KNEW Your Twitter-CRAZED Simple AZZ couldn't stay away from TWITTER long enough to TRULY Enjoy Your SUPPOSEDLY Happy & Meaningful LIFE ***LMAO***

The Absolute LAST THING you should be worried about is Tweeting YOUR Personal Business (MF-ing Real...)

Anonymous said...

Won't last ..sorry...is all about time that the jumps off come out the bushes...ahaha monica back on be single soon!!! that was a quick one!!! monica style you are always alone and will always be baby girl

AnRnBThug said...

Hacking 101 - Go to Starbucks or steal someone's
Wireless signal. If they are a half intelligent hacker they did one of the two

Anonymous said...

Monica --- Please heed the great words of Abraham Lincoln...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

Anonymous said...

LMAO ^^^ And let the church say...

Anonymous said...

to the first the first 2:59 PM
bitch stop bringing up beyonce in every damn convo you fucking stan. you bringing that raggedy wig wearing skank up in every topic that has nothing to do with her what you need to do is get a life and get your nose out of her asshole for more than five seconds

Anonymous said...

These blog posts keep me rollin'.

The commentary is the best part.

This is way better entertainment than what passes for music nowadays. Y'all CRAZY....

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to laugh 'cuz I like Monica but some of these comments got my sides hurtin'.

I almost spit coffee all on my keyboard.
Y'all dead wrong, but nobody told her to Tweet that misspelled, grammatically incorrect mess before doing a check. Too much!

This site cracks me up.

Anonymous said...

Monica if you don't like the person, why acknowledge them?

Attention Whore.

Anonymous said...

No class. When one is paying attention, this is what we get. Besides, I thought she swore off twitter. Crackhead.

Anonymous said...

@ 254 pm you're incorrect; Mo was on point with her use of "your" but incorrect by using “to". Does it really matter? Its twitter OK! Not a dissertation. Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house.

Anonymous said...

BITCH didn't you just get married?

I guess it ain't all that important since your stupid ass is still on twitter worrying about somebody talking about your MESSY ASS!

Monica you are one MESSY AND SPITEFUL BITCH, get off twiitter and take care of your husband and kids, or is your life boring already.

MESSY BITCH!

Anonymous said...

@4:13 PM:
They might be referring to the first Twit post:
Should be:'you're laughing', not 'your laughing'.

Quiana said...

Monica please stay off twitter and tell your man to practice on his game ok because he needs help on it.

Anonymous said...

Bodily hard? LOL! Is Mary J. her ghostwriter?

Anonymous said...

She is getting on my nerves with this mess. Sounds like she has some dirt about to be exposed and she is trying to cover her tracks & ''beat'' them to it smh. Go sit your ass down & enjoy your husband before he starts to think you still love Rocko.

This is 2:54 (1) said...

Thank you 4:40PM. I see some people (4:13PM) are on the same reading level as Mo here. I'm so sorry that your 3rd grade teachers failed you...

I Breathe For Beyonce said...

Beyonce Does Not Have A Twitter She Has CLASS Something Monica Lacks. Bow Down To The Queen You Broke Bitches!!! Beyonce!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

bey da bess i hat wen peeple tri 2 dis da quen bey bey i luv ha so muuch fuk da hatas ya dig

Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego (With A Black Man) said...

*FARTS*@This Post

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...
Bodily hard? Is that when your whole body has an erection? Girl must got that good pussy to turn a nicca on like that!

2:59 PM

that tickled me ...lmaoo

Anonymous said...

Quiana said...
Monica please stay off twitter and tell your man to practice on his game ok because he needs help on it.
4:47 PM
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Man did you see him last night with the air balls, missed dunk and the bad passes? Good thing the Jazz was down by 30 points. Shannon comes out swinging and then stands there looking like a deer in the headlights when it's time to play. This dude should be scoring at least 15 ppg. All the white boys were doing better than him last night, and Gasol STUNTS something seriously on the court.
Monica is so full of crap, she bored us to death with a million press releases last week and NOW somebody's stalking her. Note to all celebrities: You were much more interesting when you were mysterious. In Monica's case, you were never interesting and we still don't care. Call the cops and shut the hell up!

Anonymous said...

how is this girl appealing to mass.
She must be bored, sad & pathetic because if she just got married why is she even on the computer

Anonymous said...

Trace your IP address....wtf, All of a sudden she Hoe-land Security? She don't even know what IP stand for. Please stop tryna get the police involved in your wack ass ATL gossip, they got mo important shit to do like stencil on Shawty Lo's goatee.

Anonymous said...

they got mo important shit to do like stencil on Shawty Lo's goatee.
5:58 PM
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HOOOO! I can't take it. Y'all some fools up in here. You can't get this kinda comedy for free nowhere else. I got people wondering what the heezy is so funny on my computer.

Anonymous said...

Omg. Yall are too funny. I'm over here dying. Lol @ the "body hard" and 5:58pm lol.

Anonymous said...

Although Monica's annoying with her tweets, she's probably intercepting some mess that's about to come out.

Beyonce didn't finish high school and probably can't spell, that's why she doesn't tweet. She would make Mary J. Blige look like a Mensa member. If everything was spelled correctly, we would know it's not her. Catch 22. She can sang and pop that cooch, though *rolls eyes*.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

She had me thanking she was ready to cut a bitch, buss somebody in the ass - until I read the "bodily hard" part.

LOL!

Bitch so lame, she can't even threaten a mofo with the right words. SMH!

ON THE REAL, THO: She MUST be making this shit up, these fake ass beefs, her damn self because I just DON'T see any woman (or man) fucking with her and causing her aggravation. She AINT got SHIT! What the fuck does she have that someone would want?

Anonymous said...

Monica get your ass off twitter and read a book to your kids.

Anonymous said...

lmao @prophetess i bet if you was to say "boo!" at that bitch she'll break out running for cover monica cant fight and need to quit talkin like she can

Anonymous said...

Monica is dumb. I would be enjoying my honeymoon instead of tweeting about a mufukkas IP address.

Anonymous said...

I,M STILL STANDING,in line at starbucks waiting for my latte, with blackberry in hand tweeting why all you jealous bitches(who are not married to the top 3 suckiest playas in the league)want to start some shit with lil ole me.ROCKO tell your peoples that i got their internet protocol address locked.Me and my sucky playa are going down to crenshaw and hire a ghetto attorney, we will be contacting you haters soon enuff!!!

Anonymous said...

bey da bess i hat wen peeple tri 2 dis da quen bey bey i luv ha so muuch fuk da hatas ya dig

@ @ 5:32 PM

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WTH! ^^

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to privacy? she and every other celebrity needs to stay off twitter. No wonder the government keeps spying on us. They like all the entertainment and our private information we seems to blast to ever damn body SMH

Anonymous said...

I thought she said she was closing her twitter down months ago.... *sideeye*

NubianGoddez said...

@2:58 PM
I hate to say it but cosign!! I wish this messy ass b*tch would stay off twatter, I mean damn b*tch you finally got married, after having that raggedy ass constipated looking fool string you along all these years. and you would think her ghetto ass would buy some class and stop with the hoodrat behavior but noooooooo. this b*tch stay threatning to whoop somebodies ass, she ain't but 80lbs wet, Monica who you gon beat? go siddown somewhere and take care of your new husband and kids. I swear she gon f*ck up this marriage before it even begins SMH.

Anonymous said...

Man is this chick serious? She is about as dumb as a box of nails! She really need to stop and get a life.

Fo'Real?!?! said...

110% co-sign w/ELove - 'nuff said.

Anonymous said...

@2:54 PM - get over it, it's just twitter, no one said anyone had to spell correctly, especially with the character limit.

Anonymous said...

Monica is living in L.A.,but she still a hoodrat from the A.She can't quit twitter,that's the only life she has.LOL!

The One and Only ANON1 said...

Wow! Uhhhhh...Who won the pool and the side bet for how long she would stay off twitter? Anyone?

NC...no class. So classless. This is really unbelievable. Being "bodily hard" and "to grown" is too much for me. She actually sounds like she's about 17.

It's just a matter of time before the others start to "twit" about their rendevous and romp with her dude. She's putting the foundation down there for them. That's for sure.

Anonymous said...

She claims to have received straight A's,but can't spell "You're" amongst other key words.

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