Monday, June 13, 2011

The Daily Long Report


The other Sunday a woman walked up to Eddie Long in the middle of his sermon and handed him a huge wad of cash. The thing is, everybody thinks its a con designed to loosen up his dwindling congregation's pockets...

Right at the moment when Bishop Long speaks about visualizing where the congregation is headed, a woman walks up hands him a thick wad of cash, a hug and walks back to her seat. Then Eddie Long shouts, "That's the just the first seed! Today it's her tomorrow it might be you!" then he kind of mumbles under his breath, "I couldn't pay for that..."


75 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scripted. So sad....

Anonymous said...

I hope you burn in HELL Eddie Long.

where's my stimulus? said...

mebbe he can sell a few of his jherri curl caps to lebron for some ends...

Anonymous said...

There is a special spot in hell just for him smdh

Anonymous said...

Yea right! "I couldn't pay for that." means,that this was not a stunt,he couldn't afford to pay someone to give that much, in frony of the world....still it~tis a hoax!

Anonymous said...

Lucifer is alive and breathing and he grants wishes in the form of American money....Black people should be doing Gods work with Lucifer's blessing not handing it to greedy closet homosexual minister....That look like drug money?

Anonymous said...

Next Sunday I'm gonna go to that church, walk up to him with a 45, blast him in the head, spit on his dead body, and walk back to my seat.

Anonymous said...

Next Sunday I'm gonna go to that church, walk up to him with a 45, blast him in the head, spit on his dead body, and walk back to my seat.

Anonymous said...

I can't uh uh something wrong with them folks sitting in that church.Anybody can be accused of anything but this dude had to pay 15 million and didn't go to trial smh by that alone I could not believe his innocence.

oh yeah and I haven't forgot about the muscle pictures he sent to somebody

I'm sad for the victims.The one's who got physically raped and the one's who are getting financially raped

Anonymous said...

wow that right there reminds me of the three card street corner hustle,it's not even sophisticated hustling. desperate times call for desperate measures since there may be an expensive divorce looming.smh

Anonymous said...

Like A scene right out of "Good Time"

Hey cutie said...

Who does that? are they following the teachings of Christ or just showboating. So sad, he will have to answer to God for his actions.

Anonymous said...

THAT'S SOME PURE, UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT! THIS MAN NEEDS TO BURN IN HELL WITH GASOLINE DRAWLS ON IMMEDIATELY!

Anonymous said...

Good Times*

Anonymous said...

Why are people still supporting that wig wearing fool???

I Blame Kwame said...

So, one of his Bottom Bitches returns the "Seed Money" he handed her to wet the pump to get the other Hoe's worked up to match or exceed her trap money...

Man, I tell U, Hoes, weak-minded women and fools are the biggest Tricks in the World...
Just were did she get such a big wad of cash, she just had it laying around the crib...? She can't even claim her tithes just handing him cash like that...I guess this is a "Love Offering"...um hum...He barely looked at her, barely touched her and called her by a generic name of endearment...No real thank U, even...

What does God have to do with ANY of this... This woman gets to give me undocumented cash today, maybe one of U others can be so lucky (pardon me,"blessed"..) to give me undocumented, unaccounted for cash tomorrow...

Really, Long...? Pimp hard, pimp strong, Pimpin'... They want to be pimped by U, so who am I to get upset by it...? Dumb azzes...

Anonymous said...

The fact that all those people are still sitting in Eddie Long's church just shows how OUT OF TOUCH WITH GOD people really are. They are lost souls.

#disgusted

Anonymous said...

That's not the sad & sick part. It's all of the Black people that are STILL attending this church and with their children! Obviously you condone child abuse if you continue to attend this church. Absolutely ridiculous and mentally ill.
THIS sick mess right here has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus or God.

Anonymous said...

the only thing she could have done to make it perfect would have been to make it rain on the biship, but then he would only except that from one the young mail members.

Anonymous said...

@1:43, you can't say stuff like that without repercussions. FBI and Homeland Security are on the way to your crib right now, Please believe it.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:50......*PINK*....Gasoline drawls!!!!LMAO

Anonymous said...

That hair is offensive!

Here is another example of how regular everyday people undervalue their lives and look to "celebrities" as if they are second to JESUS.
If Eddie was an unknown those people would have torn that church down, but when these no-self-worth people get in the presence of "celebrity" they say f&ck right and wrong "my pastor is a celebrity"
WEAK MINDED PEOPLE TRYING TO ADD FALSE VALUE AND IMPORTANCE TO THEIR REGULAR LIVES. SMH

NubianGoddez said...

OMFG I"m never ceased to be amazed at the audacity of these pulpit pimps and the brain dead zombies sitting there, where was a suicide bomber when you need one? not one of those brain dead muthafukkas deserve to live, what would n*ggas do without their bloodied, beaten up yt jesus SMMFH this is tragic for real. again where the f*ck is a suicide bomber when you need one.

Stash said...

Am I the only one who noticed that music started playing once she handed him the money?

Why are those people cheering this act?
Where is this supported in Scripture?

What about not letting one's left hand see what the right hand is doing, she let the whole world see what she did for "God".

"I see EVERYBODY..." paying me like that.
I just bet U do, Eddie Long. (SMH)

Anonymous said...

He's not even that great of a preacher.

dreadee said...

ctfu at the posts!!!

God don't like this, he'll end up like Harold Camping if he keeps it up.

Leah said...

1:44 Forget the muscle shirts!His suit jackets barely fit. And when he preaches he gets sweaty and just nasty!
Y'all know he was the pastor who had Corretta Scott King and Lisa "Left Eye" funeral at his church?
I can't wait for him to get it in hell.He'll get butt raped all day long by those foul stinking hideous creatures in the belly of hell surrounded by the hottest hell fire flames.The louder Eddie screams the harder they will laugh.HELL IS REPETITION.The belly is reserved for backsliders and blasphemers. It is the worst level/area of hell....oh well!

Leah said...

The bible says that if these stay,it is condoning molestation,gay,sodomy and they will be tormented as well. I hope they leave. I think they should get therapy. They may be brainwashed ya know?

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit.....a congregation of absolute fools. They deserve what they get.
Yes, we are allowed to judge!!
WAKE UP FOOLS!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Was a receiding hairline toupee part of his retribution?

Judge: Bishop Long along with the money you must get a toupee that makes you look like a baboon's ass.

Anonymous said...

Eddie's head is dead.....

Malika the Slutty Prude said...

The reason that is obviously fake (aside from it being preposterous because that sista is clearly broke) is the fact that anyone that attends that church knows that the man has security. If it were that possible to walk up to him during a sermon, far more people would have done it by now. Especially since so many people hate him. If you ever see a sermon of his on tv, you'll see the guys offstage standing around in suits.

Malika the Slutty Prude said...

And did you notice the hug he gave her? He barely even acknowledged her. Since when does someone hand you a wad of money and you not even look in their face to thank them. I hate this clown that much more now. I don't even think he said the words "thank you" to her.

quianaj27 said...

Smh with this mess. Eddie needs to burn in hell for this shit. Eddie needs to take a seat all the way back in the bus.

PUSSYCATFUN said...

WHAT'S UP NUBIAN!

SUCIDE BOMBER?

IMMA FIGHT YOU!

LMAO!

PUSSYCATFUN said...

HE'S LAUGHING LIKE

"YEAH THAT HO JUST PAID MY MORTGAGE"

Anonymous said...

Bish' I swear I thought that was a picture of Yaphet Kotto you had posted. LOL
LOL
LOL @ 4:12PM I was thinking the same!!!

Anonymous said...

Pimp in the Pulpit! Sad . . . . :*(

Anonymous said...

Wow. Not even a herd of buffalo can tear these zombies away from this Chia Pet Conman.

Anonymous said...

Next, you'll see this Pulpit-Pimping-wig-whomping fool running for office.
Is this what King got all them ass whoopings for?
People in the ATL can't be this damn thirsty for direction. This is really so sad.
LOL @ whoever said he looks like a Chia-pet. He knows damn well he gave that Trannie that wad of money & told her parade up front while he stutters a sermon. Ya'll don't act like you didn't know this man stutters real bad, the kind of stutter when you taking a shyt.

Bee Gee said...

I bet he could sell canned piss to these stupid muthafuckas.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ BEEGee
Yes! on back order too! LOL
and when his wife left him, you would think those thirsty bums would have woke up & taste the salt. You don't see her standing behind his stank azz anymore.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

all a part of the bullshit production

Anonymous said...

"Eddie's head is dead.....

3:25 PM"
That's what I said.

Repeat to the tune of "Freddie's Dead" by Curtis Mayfield.

Anonymous said...

Since this coon was dumb enough to air this fake ish...the I.R.S. should step in right about now to make sure the money is Not For Profit!! It's time to put this ninja to bed! Also, the A is struggling right now...like many other southern states, they were hit hard &.there is a lot of unemployment. & these simple minded ninjas giving this 666 Damion their last. Get it together ppl of New Baptist or whatever the f*k its called!

Anonymous said...

For those of you who are calling for the Bishop's head and praying or saying that you wish he burns in hell...just remember your own sins and God saying Judge lest you be judged...I believe many of you who wrote comments sincerely should look at your own sins and pray for this man's deliverance....God doesn't see sin as you may think as Big sin or little sin he only see's it as SIN and that is what he hates the SIN committed he is married to the backslider so he still loves the person and longs for them to reconcile their relationship with him...but he hates the sin committed!!!

Let's spend more time praying and looking at our own lives versus wishing harm on someone else....What often times appears to be doesn't necessary constitutes that it is....Bible says get all of the facts before making a judgement or taking sides...You only know what was reported or what you heard....What sins have you committed TODAy that you need forgiveness for...What if God treated you like you treat others?

huhwhat said...

WTF is happening on his head?

Anonymous said...

No man who comes in the name of the Lord, can have a toupee and a toupee that ugly.

Malika the Slutty Prude said...

@6:49, u must be a member of that church. because the members want to look through, around, and next to the issue and talk about EVERYTHING but the fact that he is a hypocrite, a liar, and a manipulator. none of us are God, or perfect, or claiming to be, but if you wouldn't walk up to a pimp standing on the corner and give him 10% of your check, why give it to this fool?

Anonymous said...

OK, I DO NOT AGREE WITH BISHOP LONG SETTLING OUT OF COURT BUT THAT IS NOT MY BATTLE TO FIGHT. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT AGREE WITH THAT WHOLE ORDEAL, I REFUSE TO BASH HIM LIKE SOME OF YOU!! YES, I HAVE SAID SOME THINGS THAT I HAD TO ASK GOD TO FORGIVE ME FOR BUT SOME OF YOU STATED THAT YOU COULD KILL THIS MAN AND HIS MEMBERS!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN HE IS!! SIN IS SIN!! YOU ALL NEED TO GO TO GOD AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINE! GOD WILL HANDLE BISHOP LONG! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PRAY! MY GOD!!!!

Anonymous said...

@ Malika, I said the same thing about the security.
@ BeeGee, lol you a fool for that one smh

Anonymous said...

@ 649. Don't start. Is he even trying to change? Is this living holy? Where is good works in this foolishness? All proud and boastful pratically making it rain on the altar like Little Wayne with a wad from Baby.

This isn't bringing forth good fruit and you know it. There is nothing clean, holy, nor righteous anywhere in this. Is he keeping himself unspotted? Sure, we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. The difference is acknowledging your sin and asking for forgiveness, not being proud and boastful.

His next move (if he isn't already there with his Sheeple)? Being turned over to a reprobate mind.

Anonymous said...

@6:49 We christians know all about forgiverness of our sins. my question is: Would you be this condoning if YOUR SON was molested, manipulated by the great bishop long? Of course not. You would be mad as hell and wanting revenge and justice immediately. So stop it already.

Anonymous said...

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU HPE HE BURNS IN HELL WHY NOT PRAY TO GOD TO HELP CHANGE HIS WAYS. I DONT KNOW WHATS SADDER HIM OR THE SO CALLED CHRISTAN'S SAYING THEY HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!!!!!!

Malika the Slutty Prude said...

11:49, there is no point in arguing with his sheep. those fools would follow that idiot off a cliff. i know, i used to live in the neighborhood where the church originally was. it's easier just to smile and nod and tell them you agree. they like to be told that they're not stupid or wrong for supporting that toupee wearing child molestor.

Anonymous said...

that's not a church of God. That's Eddie long's church,he is the idol that's worshipped by the worshippers.

Anonymous said...

what-is-that-on-his-head-and-does-it-talk?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

God is not done with Eddie Long yet. Eddie Long is going to get a wake up call that no one will ever forget. He'll be further exposed and this time he won't be able to pay them off. I feel sorry for him, cause he truly is a fool. The most horrible part of it all, is that he's coming in the name of Jesus. SMH!

Anonymous said...

Those are some truly stupid people...Thing is, those people obviously worship Long instead of God and that is why they are still in that church.Many are fake Christians who will probably leave that church for another mega church because they just want to be seen.

Anonymous said...

You know the sad part. When Carlton Pearson started to question the standard meaning of Hell people left his church in droves and to this day there are people who call him a heretic openly. Long is sexing young boys and talks more about $$ and his own made up "sperm" sermon shenanigans than God and people are still sticking around.

Anonymous said...

@12:11 am

What about all the gays he was condemning to hell when it turns out he and homos in different area codes.

Anonymous said...

It's really no use. These are the type of people who will willingly drink the poison kool-aid. As black people we always say how crazy white people do this or that but we sure lose our minds when it comes to religion. Long isn't even following his own Bible, hasn't come out and apologized to the congregation, hasn't even stated how he's seeking help for his problem but he wants the show to continue like nothing happened. And our people sit back even while an old school dirty church trick is put on in their faces they can't see because they're too busy worshiping Eddie Wrong.

Anonymous said...

Malika is right about security even with a wad of cash like that security and the URSHER board don't play that moving around toward the pulpit during the word.

Bee Gee said...

3:12AM - Absolutely.

We stay worshiping the messenger and not the message. Let a nigga favorite pastor that give 'em goose bumps every sunday get into some shit or have to leave the church. It'll be an exodus followin' right behind his ass. I remember my grandmomma bouncin me and my brothers from church to church after her pastor died, lookin for a nigga that preached the way he did. Shit I remember us leavin' right in the middle of sermons if that shit didn't feel right to her. We were just happy to be leavin' church early, and my big brother used to even try to influence her to leave early: "Grandmomma, I'ont like the way he sounds at all..."

Fuck the message, if the choir aint poppin and the message aint delivered in a powerful voice that make niggas act a fool, we'ont stay too long. My best friend's momma followed some notoriously crooked ass preacher to two different churches.

Anonymous said...

WHEN I WATCH THIS VIDEO, I THINK TO MYSELF, ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS RETARDED? EVEN WHEN EDDIE LONG IS DEAD, THERE WILL STILL BE ANOTHER GUY TO TAKE HIS PLACE AND MORE SHEEP WITH EMPTY POCKETS. EVOLUTION SAYS THE STRONG DOMINATE THE WEAK AND FAIRNESS IS ONLY A DREAM. AS SAD AS THAT IS, ITS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY PAYING THEIR WAY INTO "HEAVEN". DAMN.

Anonymous said...

His bank statement the next day read...
Deposit: Huge Wad of Cash

Please...no way in the world would I do that. Besides, what is God going to do with stacks of cash?? It's not like he needs the money.

Anonymous said...

Settlement REFUND MONEY ? PURE BULL SHIT. I wont give him a penny . Yup your day is coming quick fast and in a hurry . Nasty Long !!!!

IRS Agent 007 said...

Miss Lady Who Wore the Pink Shirt and the Black Horse Hair,

We will need to verify the amount of that stack of cash you donated this past Sunday as well as the source.

We will be checking your 2011 tax return to verify that all is accounted for and we will be looking for that tax deduction.

Since your face was shown, we will use face recognition to find you, if need be, if normal interviews don't work.

We will see you soon.

Signed,

The IRS Audit Department

That Old Broad said...

Who carries that much cash without being guarded by two men packing hoglegs?

Why not a check?

I call bullshit.

Anonymous said...

All hail "Princess Thick Wad"!!

justcorey. said...

That was a stunt - PURE AND SIMPLE, made up of One Dollar bills.

Anonymous said...

and those people sitting in their chairs still listening to Long are demon worshippers

Dee Truth said...

Eddie Long is only a symptom of a bigger problem in our community...

REAL TALK!

Anonymous said...

Trust me it's only a matter of time before this chruch closed down.

Anonymous said...

HE WILL SURLEY ANSWER TO GOD

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