Cee Lo's Twitter jump-off exposes his freaky sex life...
Taylor Jackson, a 25-year-old dancer, tells The National Enquirer
"I was in love with Cee Lo and I would have done anything for him. I met him through Twitter, and I realized later that's how he meets all his girlfriends. As for the romance, "it was great in the beginning, but it got to be too much very quickly," Taylor claims. "Cee Lo loved to drink Patron tequila and take the drug Ectasy. He'd get so wasted that he'd get physically ill. One time he threw up all over hiself, the bed and the nightstand. It was nasty, but I cleaned up the bedroom mess -- and him too!" When he got high...[he] wanted weird sex, she said. "Cee Lo also asked me to have group sex with him and other girls a number of times, but I always said no," Taylor claimed. And according to Taylor, the 5-foot-7, 217-pound singer's appetite for food was even bigger than his sex drive. "Cee Lo would devour whatever you put in front of him," she noted. "He was constantly gobbling lamb chops, cheeseburgers and fried chicken."
78 comments:
LOL at "gobbling lamb chops..."
Ceelo, sex, and food should not be in the same paragraph, let lone the same sentence.
*pre-hurl*
I mean, was he eating greasy lamp chops while having sex or...nevamind.
>>>>>>EXITING
DEAD at this story. Now who's ass do I need to whoop for allowing the image a Cee Lo preparing for or engaging in sex? YOU MUST BE STOPPED.
<<<<<< and why are his fingers so stubby? And was he chomping down on her with those extra-wide chompers of his own? Those jokers look like pieces of Dentyne. And why...>>>>
Im not shocked, cee-lo know what to say to to a chic to get her to take her clothes off, trust me I know guys like that, and they never look like somebody you would get with initially!
LOL on the: i cleaned up the mess and him too!
Girl you GOOD!
Who Cares again?
He looks like a freak...Not a big deal bitch you were a jump off or a feed'em and fuck go away.
This is like a week old. C'mon Snitch, can we keep up with current news. He smashed a groupie like all the athletes and celebs are doing and he got burnt for it, maybe that'll teach him.
sounds like she's salty from playing herself...
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lies! because i KNOW that fat fucker weights a whole lot more that 217 pounds!!!!!!
Sick.
And he married to a very beautiful sista too...I stay smdh.
Cee-Lo is divorced.
Either way, visions of him with cheeseburger crumbs under his man-boobs and a hard d*ck is making me nauseous. Please stop.
"gobbling lamb chops..."
LMAO!!
"gobbling lamb chops" with his lil ass t-rex arms ctfu
1:58
oh he like 300+ easy!
Cee Lo has a sex life? *vomits* *pukes* *hurls* *throws up* *gags* *spits* *coughs* *sweats* *light headed* *faints*
He looks like a Black Oompa Loompa.
Next-------->
damn bitch! sucks to be you..juss sayin
LOL at the 217...CeeLo is waaayyy bigger than that!
*message from Cee Lo* F*ck You
Ya'll comments are giving me life.
THAT FAT ASS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE TAKE SHOWERS IN PORK FAT!
i guess this slob is a sex symbol now.."whos that peeking in my window,pow....nobody now"excerpt from cell therapy-goodie mob
I WONDER HOW THE ROOM SMELLS AFTER HE FINISHES CUMMING?
That white chick was hot. Fatass Cee Lo really enjoying his fame
here is a picture of the girl.
http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1312637031cee_lo_be.jpg
...The 5'7 217lb sing----STOP RIGHT THERE. You put a 2 where the 3 should be..
Rick Ross with no shirt, and now Cee-Lo and his sex life. Why are all these round bellys getting exposure?? Oh my damn, STOP THE INSANITY!!
That dude is not 5''7' ... I'll give him 5''2', MAYBE!!!
@bee gee u got me rolling with that one but for real this fat crusy slob of a nigga gets girls, WTF the world is coming to a end. For real you know he gotta get them drugged up, but the f uped part for the women is is waking up after u had sex wit him aka fat bastard and look over and say omg what hell did i do i slept with biggie smalls litle fat cousin
@ Bee Gee
LMAO
@rnbhomothug
I forgot fat ass ceelo is not a black woman. I see you didn't make any nasty comments. You save all the hateful comments for black women. Carry on asswipe.
Yuck.
It ain't no amount of money in this world, especially the crumbs he giving, to make me wanna ride his d*ck! Then openly talk trash about it like I'm better than that. SMH. Bitch you let him hit!
*Betty Boop
all apart of tha game to make him look straight. hes gay as can be. why u thinc his wife lef him ? gay GAY gaaaaaay. biggole queen lol
LOL @ his lil T-rex arms
This reminds me of Miles Davis's bio : Miles was in a cab with Charlie "Bird"" Parker and some white groupie. Miles was disgusted by the groupie sucking Bird's dick while he ate Fried chicken.
@ 4:56 PM - Im sure his mother is so proud of her "creation" LOL
I smell some musty, crusty ballz!
Cee Lo is 5'7? And weighs 217 pounds? LIES!
DEAD @ FUCKING BIGGIE SMALLS COUSIN!!!!!!!LHH
File this under, did not need to know this info. don't nobody want the image of fat ass cee lo chomping down on lambchops butt ass naked doing freaky sex. f*cking just ruined my dinner.
first off, "hiself" is not a word! Idiot, it's himself.
2ndly, 217lbs???!!! GTFOH with that sh!t. That lie is bigger than he is! I know someone that size and they can actually touch their elbows. Musta meant 317
And I would love to see what this girl looks like checking for CeeLo. Ew
@All Posts
ROTFLMAO
hilarious!!
I just threw up in my mouth ,after reading this...The thought of this umpaluumpa all sexual....uuuuh!
C lo Must have been a crack baby....he looks all distorted. Crack babies heads ,are allways shaped odd....and they have a vacant look in their eyes...for that matter, AIDS babies have that same look.A nurse once told me(unprofessional on their part) that they saw a newborn with little fangs and a little tale bone that protruded from it's spine...it was an Aids baby....
The singer Miguel has this look too.....
Your tail bone is left of what use to be a tail for the human species.
Ugh!! The visual is making me throw up.
^^^^ Can U smell it!
Miguel can sang though! Hell, so can Cee Lo. Come on now, I call BS on this whole story because a) he can't be over 5ft and b) he is more like 300 (them David's Bridal clearance specials be straining). Still, it wasn't much of a stretch to imagine Bishop Rollo Green always greasin' down and steady pullin' the groupies
~ Wild Safari ~
Lemme find out...
that the lamb chop was still attached to the lamb while this Black Fred Flintstone was "gobblin" it up.
Cee-Lo CAN sanggggggggg his ass off. But he rides in the short yellow limosine. Fa-reeels.
Was Cee-Lo in THE WIZ ? .... with Dian Ross
LOL at all the comment !!!
@11:26 P.M. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@BeeGee ---> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Nubian
TOOK the WORDS (Right Out of MY Mouth!!!)
And Whoever said THIS Is So F-ing True...
Dude Ain't NO DAMN 5'7"
she just feel like a damn fool for getting played by Cee lo. you can look at him and tell what type of guy he is
Shit!! That clown's big ass head alone weigh 217 are you kidding me!
WONDER WHGY SHE DIDNT MENTION HOW HE USE TO CHOP DOWN ON HER PUSSY WHILE GRIPPING ON A CRISPY CREAM DONUT
#ratatouille VILLE #badgirlsclub
http://bit.ly/pc3eIh
SEX & CEE-LO ..do not add up..........
J hud's dragging and now this...I truly needed that laugh. You ppl are too much.
well thanks for that important information. i will never look at him the same again...not that i even wanted to look at his a$$ in the 1st place.
its like anyone who has to get high and or drink to fu(k has serious issues... be it self esteem, depression, whatever. this mu'fu(ka needs to be high on life to even be allowed in the game for THIS long, even after that patty labelladiva stunt. he was good when he was good in the dungeon and with outkast...now, he need to get help or have a seat. (#helookslikehe'llpukeonalambchop!)
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That is not a 217 lbs man....
HEY THIS BITCH IS LYING HE DONT EVEN KNOW HER WOW THE THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR THEY 15 MINUTES
all i can say to the groupie....is.....
ewwwww girl,ewwwwww....now yall know his fatass
wasnt jumpin off nothin....
bee gee "STOP RIGHT THERE"
lmao surely the meant kilograms and not pounds
Rapper could face charges tied to flash mob calls
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_THE_GAME_TWEET?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-08-13-18-02-49
Why haven't you posted this yet RWS?
...but he can still sing his ass off...
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^^^
O.M.G.
If he is disgusting, then what are you to be cleaning up his nasty?
I would convert to tiny Korean men before I let this goodyear blimp get next to me. He makes me want to vomit.
There was a time.... when he coulda hit. Don't judge me, he's my guilty pleasure, LOL! But now? AW HAYULL NAW....
C'mon, he's kinda cute in his own special way....
*crickets*
I am 5"7 have stood next to him-- he is 5"2 or 3 at best and yes, he is too portly to be 217-- maybe when he started w/ Goodie Mob
Is it just me or does it seem like he wreaks of piss, stale , hot sauce and armpit funk?
isn't he married with six kids?
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