Saturday, August 27, 2011

Groupie Tale Starring Young Jeezy


Fair warning: If Young Jeezy is your celebrity crush, just move along. You don't want to know...

From Baller Alert
When listening to the lyrics delivered by some of today's hottest rappers and r&b singers, many give the impression that they are great in bed and will leave a woman quivering for days. Well, this was the case the first time I heard Jeezy's song "Tear It Up"…

A few years ago, when Jeezy was still going by the name of Young Jeezy, I had the opportunity to meet and exchange phone numbers with the self-proclaimed "Snowman". It was during a major, private industry event in Atlanta where everybody who was anybody was in attendance. Two of my close female friends and I decided to leave our section to go browse and see what other money was in the building. While walking through the celebrity filled crowd, we walked past the CTE section. Jeezy and I locked eyes for a moment, but a real woman knows a man is more intrigued if you act uninterested, so I kept it moving. I could barely make it a few steps before one of the CTE members came grabbing me to redirect my attention back to Mr. Jay Jenkins- who was standing on top of the table with a bottle of Moet. After a brief conversation (because I didn’t want too many eyes, including the money I was there with, to notice), Jeezy and I exchanged numbers.

We kept in contact via text and brief phone convos but our schedules never matched up. Finally, after a couple months, we linked up. I decided to take a personal day from work and called Jeezy to see if he was in town. He was so he gave me directions to his home in Alpharetta. While driving into the neighborhood and up the long, high driveway, my mind was going crazy. All I kept replaying was the song chorus with him saying "Imma Tear The Pussy Up". Im not new to this, so I knew that by going over his house we weren't going to just sit and twiddle our thumbs- he was going to try to fuck….. I was all ready for it.

I walked in and was immediately impressed by the design of the home. Everything was all black and white and immaculately decorated. I made my way upstairs to the master bedroom. We layed in the bed & talked while watching a movie and of course, it began to go down. I was waiting for Jeezy to drop his draws and reveal a monster cock, so imagine my disappointment when I met his average ass dick! I don’t know about most women, but it I can deep throat a man's entire dick (with my nose damn near touching his stomach) without choking or gagging, there's a problem!! It was too late at that point so I sucked it up and began sucking him off. I couldn’t even get into it- the whole time rolling my eyes to myself while pretending to enjoy it.

After sucking his dick, he put on a condom and we began to fuck. Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed? That's how I felt about these worthless miles I just put on my pussy. The fuck was less than extraordinary. We fucked missionary and then I turned over so he can hit it from the back- also hoping that the slanted angle of being bent over with my back arched would provide more satisfaction for me….. NOPE! Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a quick fuck. He definitely put it down for an extended amount of time. Maybe if I was drunk, if he was someone I had feelings for, or if he was caking me off, I could learn to love the dick. But for a quick, midday fuck- I'll pass.

Needless to say, we didn’t keep in direct contact after that. I've seen Jeezy a few times after that and he always gives me the "Don't I know you" look but I simply say "Nice to meet you", flash a smile and keep it moving. Maybe his dick game has improved with the influx of cash. Or maybe, I've just been blessed to only fuck with big dicks in my lifetime so my pussy and throat may be biased……

69 comments:

Anonymous said...

First!!!!! That is all.

Anonymous said...

You should also add, "If you dont give two shits about Young Jeezy, just move along".

Just me said...

For some reason, this I believe.

Anonymous said...

LOL, She got what she intended to get..dick. that's all. Now all of of sudden size was her top priority. Girl bye

Anonymous said...

Thirsty trick is what she is...she wants to talk about someones small dick and not the fact that she was a ho!! I sure hope she doesnt ever have a daughter that looks up to her.She trying to put him out there when its her that really looks SAD!!!!

Anonymous said...

Take away the cool ad-libs, the thug swag, and of course the money and yeah he's a pretty basic nigga.

I can believe he's not working with much.

Anonymous said...

but iF I can deep throat a man's entire dick (with my nose damn near touching his stomach) without choking or gagging, there's a problem!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yet you still deep throated? #LOOSING

Anonymous said...

Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed?-

A-the fuck-men ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'll be needing some cold hard evidence.....

Anonymous said...

AT LEAST HE'S GOT A TALENTED INTERIOR DECORATOR, THE FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

I am so amazed at how women so flippantly speak about giving head to these rappers and then try to demean said rappers for "not working with much". Your pussy probably looks like a worn out tire and all you got to show for it are skeet marks on your throat!

Anonymous said...

EPIC FAIL!
In an attempt to put Jeezy on blast she comes off as just another nasty groupie whore. SMH

Anonymous said...

I choose to look at the glass half full instead of half empty. Maybe no man has ever told her that she'll never achieve satisfaction because her p*ssy can swallow Miami....

Sometimes size does matter....(especially if your p*ssy is the size of Lake Como)

Now tell the truth and shame the devil!

V...

Anonymous said...

"After sucking his dick, he put on a condom"

Youz a DIRTY hoe! You let a nigga you just met raw dog you in the mouth? This has to be made up!

Anonymous said...

4:46 pretty much summed it up for me.

Hottestestchickinthegame said...

Ladies (and gentlemen) if a man has NO base in his voice, then what would make you believe he produces enough testosterone to grow a big dick?

I can totally believe this story! And he's kinda chubby to and I refuse to believe fat dudes have big dicks!

Anonymous said...

Damn bitch..no shade here but if u gone act like a hoe at least get paid! It's no way I'm giving jeezy pussy AND head for free!

Anonymous said...

SO HE SMASHED FOR FREE? SORRY THATS ALL I CUD INTERPRET!

Anonymous said...

@4:57 tell ya story!

She left this nicca's house with a wet p*ssy and a bag of Dorito's!

V....

Anonymous said...

@4:52 THESE NASTY ASS BITCHES DO THAT ALL THE TIME, SUCK A RANDOM NIGGA DICK WITHOUT A CONDOM ...SOMEBODY TELL THESE HOES YOU CAN CONTRACT H. I. V. ,DOING THIS NAASSSSTY SHIT!!!!

L'Hiver said...

My favourite part: "Im not new to this, so I knew that by going over his house we weren't going to just sit and twiddle our thumbs- he was going to try to fuck….. I was all ready for it."

Since she loves big dicks, popping out a baby should be a piece of cake for her. It would slip right out, the fastest delivery time in history.

Anonymous said...

That sounds about right for a hoe and an industry dude. Just because a dude looks good or has money or is popular doesnt mean he doesnt have empty drawers!!!

For the record some of the best dick Ive ever had came from a "chubby dude" and some of the worst dick I ever had came from a dude with abs of steel. Dont judge a book by its cover.

PS- She is a roller!!!

Anonymous said...

"if I can deep throat a man's entire dick (with my nose damn near touching his stomach) without choking or gagging, there's a problem!!"

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Keyshia liked it, with her dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

If you can't enjoy medium sized dick, you're a whore.

Anonymous said...

And women wonder why they stay losing. Women are not supposed to be out here doing this shit, idgaf what feminists say. Women are the keepers of culture and we wonder why the culture is all kinds of fucked up. She is bragging about fucking a stranger? I bet you this simple ho has a kid somewhere. They always leave out the fact that they are mothers, SMH. Black kids stay at the bottom cuz niggas and bitches care more about nutting and flossing than sitting their ignant asses down somewhere and building something substantial. Nasty asses....

Anonymous said...

I did hear awhile back he does not need magnums.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Jeezy's got a button dick. a door bell dick, ding dong jeezy's dick is gone.

Hottestestchickinthegame said...

I meant bass.

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

This nasty ass bitch...sucking this nigga off without a condom. If she did it with Jeezy, you know she did it with these basic niggas...

And some women wonder why niggas don't respect us. SMH.

Just me said...

And women wonder why they stay losing. Women are not supposed to be out here doing this shit, idgaf what feminists say. Women are the keepers of culture and we wonder why the culture is all kinds of fucked up. She is bragging about fucking a stranger? I bet you this simple ho has a kid somewhere. They always leave out the fact that they are mothers, SMH. Black kids stay at the bottom cuz niggas and bitches care more about nutting and flossing than sitting their ignant asses down somewhere and building something substantial. Nasty asses....
7:00 PM
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Can't say I disagree, and all you people talking about "at least she should get paid". Just, wow. Being a hoe for pay is better than being just a hoe. I guess. Shows me how your single mother raised you. (No offense to single mothers. but women with a father don't tend to take that stance.

steppedonmyjays said...

@8:20- muthafuckin cosign! Yall act like this isnt a GROUPIE tale. Not, Jeezys long term girlfriend tale. And people like her are why men dont respects us? Naw you fuck with young ass boys, because all the males in my life(boyfriend, coworkers) respect me. Shes an adult, last time i checked, her ass aint yalls, so what she does with it does not power the clock of your life. Take ya nikes off and stop checkin for the next man

Anonymous said...

Don't blame Jeezy for your wide ass pussy.

*Betty Boop

Anonymous said...

He has a gayface, just like gucci mane. They both have gayface, so imagine my shock when I heard that jeezy and Keyshia Cole had dated. He doesn't appear into girls.

Anonymous said...

can i say that y'all acting like you're shocked she's on some hoe shit? she admitted it already. all this seems kinda redundant.

Anonymous said...

"I've just been blessed to only fuck with big dicks in my lifetime so my pussy and throat may be biased"

^^^By "biased" she means as wide as the Major Deegan.

dreadee said...

(yawn)...next!

Anonymous said...

More miles on the pussy than the space shuttle! Gaddam ! What the Hell she expected ? Jeezy got 2 things for that Ho, Cake and Cock but he fresh outta Cake. Bet u anything that if a decent dude tries to get with her she's gonna show her funky ass and try to act brand new ?

Pimpossible got dat Wurk said...

Haha, trashy ass whore detected.

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Anonymous said...

where all my little dick, big belly can't see my gray toes dudes @ and why is that, Why do all big dudes have gray toe nails, Can anybody answer this question.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 10:15

One word "Diabetes" O Yeah and they can not bend all the way down to wipe between their toes and asses. My friend is a big dude and his toe nails looks like big gray stone rocks.

Anonymous said...

Shyt! all dat weight on dem got damn feet dat's why their shyt be gray as hell.

Anonymous said...

just the thought of a fat man coming @ me with an infant dick makes me wanna puke. Sure it's was cute as a child now it's just sick a grown ass man running around here with a child's dick.

Anonymous said...

why is it tht a nigga dick aint this why cant it be u got a big wore out pussy cause i seen these wore hoes wit toe up pussy lips hangin like a dog tongue

Anonymous said...

Ahhh look @ Anon 11:37 with his infant dick, taking up for all the men with little bitty dicks. I think that is so sweet. Hey little dick men stay in your lane. I do not have any beef with you all and it's apparent that you don't either. Ha-ha

Anonymous said...

As long as he got what he wanted, what difference does it make him?

Anonymous said...

IT DEFINATELY SEEMS LIKE THIS GIRL IS A SUPER PRO AND WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SATISFIED UNLESS WESLEY PIPES HAD DROPPED HIS PANTS! SHE ONLY MAKES HERSELF SEEM LIKE A WORN OUT WHORE.


I THOUGHT SHE WAS ABOUT TO REVEAL HE LIKED BOILED EGGS UP HIS ASS. THE ONLY DISAPPOINTMENT WAS HOW LAME THIS NASTY BITCH IS.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
just the thought of a fat man coming @ me with an infant dick makes me wanna puke. Sure it's was cute as a child now it's just sick a grown ass man running around here with a child's dick.

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BIG PUSSY BITCHES ALWAYS TALKIN' SHIT! BLACK HOES IS OUT HERE BAD! SPREADIN' THIS AIDS AND SHIT! RAISING THESE LITTLE CRIMINALS....KEEP GOING FOR THAT DRUG DEALER DOWN THE STREET WITH KIDS ALL OVER TOWN. ALMOST EVERY CHICK I EVER DEALT WITH HAD ME AND PROBABLY 3 OTHER GUYS IN ROTATION. SOMETIMES I HATE BEING MARRIED....BUT READING THIS SHIT MAKES ME SMILE WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY WIFE AND BABY.

quianaj27 said...

Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed
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LMAO off this 1 here I had that feeling the other night and it wasn't not cool shit.

Hottestchickinthegame! said...

LOL! There are a lot of angry short dick men on here getting all mad, taking it personally! What I don't understand is why she didn't just point and laugh and run away like I would've! You don't have to have a "big" dick but if come dick inspection time,you aren't working with what I am looking for there there is NO WAY your touching me with that thing and I REFUSE to touch it either lol!

The truth about it is, whether a woman has a big or lil' vagina has no bearing on the fact that you have a little dick and there is nothing you can do about it! Women can vaginal rejuvenation surgeries to tighten it back up, hell you can even get surgeries to get your hymen replaced to make it look like you are a virgin again but everyone knows penile implants only give you an inch or two and they often get infected and have to be removed. And a black man with a lil dick or a dick that doesn't work without pumps or pills is worthless, because most have nothing else to offer!!

@ 2:01 it's your fault you fucked hoes, you have no one else to blame for that besides your lack of self esteem and pride! And hopefully your wife was a virgin and doesn't end up getting piped out by a nigga with a full sized dick because if she does, your a gonner too lol because your rant was one of a man with a little dick! And quit with the blaming black women for everything because black men leave women of all colors with black babies to raise all by themselves, not the other way around. I know because I have friends from all over the rainbow with the same problem as Shaquita in the hood! Ever since the 70's, black men have been loosing jobs due to the decrease in pay and shortage of jobs in the unskilled labor force and in return have been sitting around, getting drunk and high, turning to crime and leaving black women to pick up the slack! And to add, stats show that there are more black/hispanic women in college and with college degrees with or without children than black/hispanic men so miss me with the whole welfare rant too!

*Awaiting angry response from the chicken head stalkers and angry undercover fags who should'nt be on a gossip site anyway because gossip is for WOMEN*......

Anonymous said...

Her coochie got more miles than a hooptie OK. SHe a hoe and her pussy huge end of story :(

Anonymous said...

FAIL on a hoe who sits down and writes out a long ass detailed story about their whore adventures, then has the audacity to try and clown somebody who has a semi-real career.

I didn't read put a few words here and there, the whore lost me by using whore words like F*ck and Suck with pride.

Ugh, some people deserve STD's

Anonymous said...

@ 4:39 PM

"Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed?-
A-the fuck-men ;-)"

THAT'S A DUMB ANALOGY

Anonymous said...

this groupie could be white or any other race,WHY YALL THINK SHE BLACK!?

Anonymous said...

TO THE : Hottestchickinthegame!
TO THE : Hottestchickinthegame!

TO THE : Hottestchickinthegame!

TO THE : Hottestchickinthegame!



NO BLACK MAN IS INTIMIDATED BY YOU AND ANY OF THESE OTHER BIG PUSSY BITCHES. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR STATISTICS.....BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY...UM STILL A MAN AND YOU ARE JUST A BITCH. YOU WILL NEVER BE A MAN, THAT'S WHAT JEEZY KNOWS, AND THAT'S WHAT WE ALL KNOW.


MOST BLACK WOMEN DRESS LIKE WHORES. WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NEW PROSTITUTE LOOK Y'ALL GOT NOW. CONDOM TIGHT JEANS WITH 6 INCH HEELS AND 250.00 WORTH OF FAKE ASS CHINESE HAIR. BLACK WOMEN ARE SO OVER THE TOP AND EMBARRASSING.....EVERYBODY IS JUST LAUGHING AT HOW WHORISH YOU PRESENT YOURSELVES TO THE WORLD. DUMB BITCHES!


IF BLACK MEN NEED TO STAND UP, THEN BLACK WOMEN NEED TO STOP HAVIN' ALL THESE BABIES BY THESE WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS AND STOP BEING SUCH WHORES.

Anonymous said...

Okay. For all you misinformed bitches and/or niggas talking about her p*ssy is too big or it is worn out you might want to read a little about the anatomy of a vagina. The vagina is a muscle. and as a muscle the more you work it the tigher it becomes. That's why women do kegel exercises.

Next, this bitch make me sick. How in the hell are you going to go to his house looking for dick and then complain about the size. She quotes a song lyric saying that he was going to tear a p*ssy up. He didn't say, nor did she quote a lyric about him having a big dick. She also refers to men as money. WTF. These young bitches really make my head hurt. The shit she talking ain't cute and I bet she isn't either.

Anonymous said...

SOUNS LIKE A BASIC ASS HOE WHO GOT RIPPED OFF AND BROKE OFF. GIRL GO CRY ON SOMEONES SHOULDER WHO MIGHT CARE

shaqua said...

Wait. She said AVERAGE, not Tiny, Minute or Invisa-dick. She said Average. What the F*ck does she want?! Maybe I'm missing something, but it sure sounds like she's pissed she's not on the roster of the stateside hospitality committee, getting compensated for the evening or even acknowledged afterward...don't I know you? I smell some hurt feelings and now she wanna get on the net talking wreckless.

Sounds like Jeezy f*cked, passed and got amnesia on that ass. She made herself look stupid. As far as I'm concerned he didn't spend a red dime on her and she running out like gas ain't $5 a damn gallon. You lose chick!

These groupie tales kill me everytime. The ones that are somewhat believable are still hilarious. It's neither cute or amusing! If you want MAJOR weights, start tricking off for the porn stars...at least you'll know ahead of time what you're getting in the sack.

Let's be real in the real world now shall we. A man can have a pacifier size penis...if he's paid and generous...you'll find a trail of whores singing his celestial praises. It's all about the Green, basically. Mouthy chicks are usually the ones that got the short end of the d*ck, I mean stick and now she feelin' real dumb-like.

shaqua said...

Oh and for the record, I dont' condone no hoe shit, gold digger bullshit or anything that mirrors it. I'm just trying to make a point that this shit sounds weak as hell and she got what she deserved.

Anonymous said...

Niggers lol

Anonymous said...

@ 5:27 PM

You ought to know. Your mama is fucking one as we speak.

Anonymous said...

@ 6:41

LMAO That was a good one. You can tell that their white b'cuz of the er on the end. @ anon 5:27 trust me this is the only way you can get away with said nigger is hiding behind your keyboard.

BLKAMN said...

Sounds like a fag wrote this not a real woman

Yolanda said...

@2:01 & 2:58...dang,homie!calm down.u really r sounding like a (wo)man scorned.have some1 hurt you in the past by pointing and laughing at your small dick or did your 1st love find somebody new to have their seed that u thought was yours?& lemme guess...it was a black woman who u thought had loved you like you loved her??were u betrayed?whateva the case may be,u need 2 calm the fuck down b/c 'Hottestchickinthegame' was speaking truth.I'm no groupie or fan but she was keeping it real & 100 so pay attention
Im just saying...

Anonymous said...

Not hiding nigger, you post as anonymous too, guess your hiding too. Whats your name or address tough guy, Lets get together for some grape drink boy.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention she sucked his Dick w/out condom but screwed him with one, why worry about it at that point? She just a nasty Ho and didn't even get paid #TRASH

bogart4017 said...

Groupie Tales Vol. 12

Anonymous said...

Wow, a mess! I still love me some Jeezy. I guess now a days it's cool to be a hoe. These broads are acting like this is a job that they are paying taxes out of or like folks are going to have sympathy for them being disappointed. Oh well, thats what you get for fucking a complete stranger hoe! #LaughingSoHardMyStomachHurts!!!

What'chaWannaKnowMyNameFa said...

hmmmm his fingers small as hell, that's all I needed to know. Once I peeped that I was like O.

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