Monday, August 22, 2011

I've Heard of Speaking in Tongues But This is Ridiculous


Last night Prophetess Junaita Bynum began speaking in tongues...on her facebook page...


44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its that spell checker in Iphone.Always changing words n sht.

Anonymous said...

SOOOOO Sick of these fake-ass hustling preachers. All of them.
It's disgusting! I say let's TAX the churches and see who's left once the FINANCIAL incentive for these FAKES is gone.

Anonymous said...

how the freak do u type in tongues..im sittin here tryna pronounce that crap

Anonymous said...

I think Keyshia Cole feels better about herself right about now.

Anonymous said...

That is the funniest thing I heard all month! I can't stop laughing. Typing in tongues. I'm just trying figure out what really happen.





Love,
Me

AnRnBThug said...

Let me get this straight….
One person has an IMAGINARY FRIEND, They Crazy.
But if Many People have an IMAGINARY FRIEND it’s a Religion…
OK Makes Sense…..

#wakethehelluppeople

Anonymous said...

*Major sideeye and eyeroll*

Anonymous said...

I'm still trying to figure out how people believe they can speak in tongues on cue. SMDH! You're not in control of the Holy Spirit, it's in control of you.

Anonymous said...

This is more proof she is so phony. All she's doing when is typing the same sequence of letters over and over. People like herself claim speaking in tongues is supposed to be another language to God but it sounds more like baby babble repeating the same letters and syllables and that's because that's all really is. I can't I believe I used to fall for that crap, but I'm glad I know better now. All of that is not even necessary to be spiritual or even real.

Bee Gee said...

This shit had me on one knee laughing.. I'm sure Eddie Long or KeepYo Dollar can translate that shit just fine..

Anonymous said...

no she didn't....smh...a flaming mess. I personally think the whole speaking in tongues/prayer language used today in churches is a joke. When the bible talks about "speaking in tounges" in the book of Acts, they were talking about different languages- languages that already existed (i.e. Itallian, French, English...etc). People nowdays have turned it into a thing of mysticism. And if you can sit there and take time to type a bunch of random fuckery, you aren't being led by no spirit. That is all.....

Anonymous said...

Jesus take the wheel!

Anonymous said...

Why it look like she missing a track in the front in that picture.

Anonymous said...

That armourbearer looks pissed the fuck off! I bet she forgot that track in the front and just got "blessed out"!

Anonymous said...

12:03 you might be right about it but I assure you :Italian, English and French were not spoken at the time.

Anonymous said...

look like she spelled chicken fur run!! in the last tweet...smh...maybe i can google what she said lol

Anonymous said...

looks like at least 815 mofos understood what she said

Anonymous said...

This shit had me rolling laughing and confused all at the same time lol.

Anonymous said...

All of you are SINNERS! Only a true Christian understands her tweet! You have to be filled with the spirit to understand what she's saying and I understand!

TRANSLATION:

I am about to lose my house again! In the name of Jesus, please send a love gift of $100 to Juanita Bynum Ministries! Operators are standing by so please have your Visa, Mastercard or American Express ready.

V...

Anonymous said...

@12:36 I KNOW they weren't spoken at the same time. I said tongues is the same thing as saying launguages (ex. "What is your native tongue?"). Get it? And on the day of Pentecost (Book of Acts) it says men spoke in "various/diverse tongues". That means some guys might have spoke in mandarin, some might have spoke in arabic, some may have spoke in french and the list goes on. This babble bullshit that people mimic nowdays is a farce. Most churches nowdays (though they may have good intentions) are just a gimmick of feel good emotions.

Anonymous said...

Wow so is this gonna be Matthew Knowles next cash cow since his lovely daughter fire his cheating ass?

Anonymous said...

How the hell she went out with two tone hair texture and thought it was alright. Maybe her hair took control of her brain to make her speak in tongues.

ja'vone said...

molly wop this hoe.

ja'vone said...

seriously, who types out words spoken in tongues? what language this? you sky fairy lovers keep giving atheist like myself ammo. smh

Anonymous said...

The bible says you are only supposed to speak in tougues if you have a translator with you. Speaking in toungues without a translator is evil.

ja'vone said...

@ 2:13 a translator? who's spose to translate this shit?

Anonymous said...

at 2:50...2:13 meant an interpreter under the power of the Holy Spirit...now this Bynum facebook tongue thing...this has to be fake. it has to be

Crysttal said...

this is sooo funny!! well, shop away ur blues.. goto cdbaby.com & listen to "Party Every Nite" Crysttal #dontwaittilthelastminutetobecomeafan

Anonymous said...

I cant stand that snake. If you know her history you would know she has a couple screws loose. She spent some time in the mental health facility in the mid 90's. She's insane and even her asshole ex husband knows it.

Black Secularist said...

ja'vone said...
@ 2:13 a translator? who's spose to translate this shit?



http://translate.google.com/#iw|en|DKA%3BKDA%3B%3BJDA%3BSAFJKDAJKLJEIAO%3B

Anybody stupid enough to believe this shit deserves what they get.

dreadee said...

GTFOHWTBS! So you get the holy ghost and start typing fast?! Yeah I'm done with that crap.

I'm Laughing At Your Ass Now said...

She has a weave growing out of a fro.

my way. said...

you're joking right??

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. Live it up now J, cause u gonna burn later.

Anonymous said...

yea,she a certified nut!!!

Anonymous said...

And a thief. My niece spent over $100 on a ticket to meet her. Flew down to Atlanta because she needed some spiritual encouragement (her mother was dying of cancer of the time, and has since made her transition). She didn't even show up. Naturally, no refund was given. I didn't find this out til after the fact. Had I known, I would've tried to talk her out of it.

Anonymous said...

Is she still charging a couple of hunnerd dollas to attend those financial seminar based on biblical principles?

Anonymous said...

Heads up Juanita cause a special ordered bolt of lightning may just be coming your way.

Anonymous said...

Faults prophets...smh

Anonymous said...

Isn't she the one who was bumping into her husband's fist for a while?

Anonymous said...

12:54 ex and i.e. are not the same ex is actually e.g. that is probably why the other poster was confused.

Anonymous said...

Loving the "faults" profits Prophets punt even if it wasn't intentional!

Anonymous said...

pun*^

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:03 PM:

When the bible talks about "speaking in tounges" in the book of Acts, they were talking about different languages- languages that already existed

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Thank you!

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