Friday, February 17, 2012

Solange Has No Baby Advice for Beyonce


Solange says she doesn't want to annoy Beyonce by telling her how to raise her child...

Solange tells Rollercoaster Magazine,
"I think it’s really important for every mother to find their own way. I think it’s actually the most annoying thing when you’re a new mom and you’re getting so much advice from other mothers! You really just have to feel it out for yourself. But she’s my best friend and we talk at least every other day."

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you read between the lines what she's saying is now find your own way bitch since you and the witch kept giving your two cents when Alfred E. Newman was born (mad magazine)

Anonymous said...

LMAO off @ 12:32. Never even thought about it but that kid does look like Alfred.

Anonymous said...

its okay to tell her the baby can't wear blond wigs and high heels.

Anonymous said...

Has no advice because Bewitch didnt have a baby.

Anonymous said...

Nannies will be the ones raising the baby anyway. They know how to do their jobs!

DJ

Anonymous said...

Gal you look good.

Bee Gee said...

Like DJ said, you aint experiencing true motherhood when you can hand the baby off to a nanny anytime you get ready..

Anonymous said...

@ 12:32_____________________________DEAD!!!!! This comment comes from the bish who NEVER had her kid because Beyaki and Gay-Z were spending more time with him and had more PR photo opportunity than her ass...* take that seat next to your sister! GURL BYE!!!!!

CLIT FLEA (The Lighter the Better) said...

POOR Solange, Bey took ALLLLLLLLL The GENES (out of Tina's Uterus) & now its looks like SOLAME is getting her just due Revenge...

Esp since Blue Ivy is serving some major competition to her baby Jewlz whom is starting to look every bit as koockey as his parents. IDK what is it with the Knowles & FASHION SENSE if they keep brain washing the poor kid he'll turn out completely LOST like Willow Smith.

Anonymous said...

I hear you Solange, if she aint listening to us when we tell her to go away. I doubt if she is going to listen to a nut case like you, like the rest of us here let Beyonce learn by her mistakes seeing that she thinks she know it all.

CLIT FLEA (The Lighter the Better) said...

& is it ME or does Solo look more like a JACKSON than a Knowles??

She looks MANLY like Janet & Toya!! Im not claiming this one here or ANGIE the Willy Mammoth!!!, Poor Bey, she took ALLLLLLL the GENES from her entire Family!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyghdGvIq6U

Anonymous said...

Too foine.

Divaish said...

This bitch doesn't have advice ..she was too busy getting hi and fucking lil Wayne and wale in the basement..this bitch hardly ever has jules..just like her parents hardly ever had her once beyonce made it

Anonymous said...

You'll get more time to spend with your son now that he is pushed to the side in favor of the new bought baby. But the new bought baby will be shoved on to the nannies soooo............
How I wish I could introduce you all to a place called OBLIVIAN.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes true motherhood requires a fresh pack of Newports and some Nyquil.

Anonymous said...

Ima need Orlando Jones to mind to get a real job because this is not it.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure any first time mother with a roster of nannies would enjoy it. GTFOHWTBS!

Anonymous said...

Ummm...Solange you might want to rethink this one over again. Bey didn't give birth. so she didn't bond in the way that you and other real mothers did, while carrying your child. So she might need some advice so things won't be so awkward between mother and daughter. But then again, I'm sure the nannies will have things under control as Bey does what she does best. Seeking attention and adoration from the very few fans she has left.

Anonymous said...

NAW THE NANNIES ARE CARRYING FOR THAT BABY. AND IN ORDER TO GIVE A BITCH ADVICE THE BITCH HAS TO STAY HOME AND CARE FOR THE BABY.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Andre3000 (Ice Cold!) in this pic???

Anonymous said...

yesss Divaish is back now where is Hoodrat? I enjoy the two of them with the competition.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 3:38 and 2:37!

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

Matter of fact, I wish she would give the bitch some advice. Tell that bitch to come clean NOW before we find out on our own in 6 months how she REALLY got that baby.

Other than that, it's against the law to quiet a bawling baby with Nyquil and weed vapors.

Anonymous said...

Why should she give advice? That's what the 6 nannies are for and that is what they are getting paid for: to raise the baby!

Why don't they ever properly reference "the baby"? I don't think I've heard beyonce say anything like "my baby", "my daughter", or anyone else claim the kin as "my niece", "my granddaughter" etc.. It's always "the baby"

Really odd...

Anonymous said...

She can't give advice because she does not know how to be a mother & her sister is not a mother.

Anonymous said...

Seriously all jokes a side I think Solange use of Nyquil has affected her son, something about looks a bit off

Anonymous said...

So fresh, so clean.

Sugar82 said...

Although, the "basement baby" comments, etc. are awfully entertaining, I actually like Solange's style...

Anonymous said...

I bet she's a stone cold freak in bed. Damn, I wanna smash that!

Anonymous said...

She looks like Gregory Hines in this pic to me.....

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