Monday, April 23, 2012

Beyonce Plans to Be Fat and Happy


If Beyonce starts to look a little thicker in the next few weeks it's because she's given up on fad diets and is focusing all her energies on being a good mom...

Insiders tell Britain's Look Magazine,
"She is all about being a good example to Blue, so has quit the fad diets and is just busy being a mom. "
"She's purposely eating three square meals a day of what she fancies."
"Whether that's fried chicken or chips, she's focusing on enjoying life rather than being skinny."

134 comments:

TruthBeTold said...

fake ass bullshit story!

Anonymous said...

Don't believe that lie. She didn't do all of that liposuction for nothing. I'm Just Saying!!!

TruthBeTold said...

why she look so spooked in that picture??? afraid the blanket will slip?

Anonymous said...

Beyonce needs better writers, these stories are getting more and more unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

That's cute... I guess I'm just bored with constantly hearing about how she's "just like one of us" because of what she eats. We been hearing about Popeye's since Destiny's Child.

Not to mention, I lost like 20 pound eating whatever the hell I wanted, whenever I wanted (the key is portion control and pacing when you eat), so I never gave her weight loss daps for those stupid lemonade-maple syrup malnutriti-apaloozas she calls diets.

Anonymous said...

LOL WHAT I TOLD YALL??

is this her response to us saying she lost the weight too quickly, with no skin hanging or anything?

SHE READS THE BLOGS

Anonymous said...

She must be coming out with another album or book really soon. First school now this...come on Bey. Watch what I tell you something is coming!!! Jay Z is to vain do you really think that he is letting something like that happen. I'm Just Saying!!!

Anonymous said...

I see the words but my brain only processed blah blah blah blah blah

Anonymous said...

Prying Beyonce from a popeyes chicken is like trying to get Kelly Rowland a hit album. not going to happen

Anonymous said...

go away beyonce. my gawd she is the most annoying celebrity ever! i have never seen such a thang! lol

Anonymous said...

The haters sure know how to keep Beyonce relevant as hell. They claim to not like her, but are on every post about her.

Ms. Lee said...

Beyonce will go away when the demand for her is non-existent. As long as she's featured on blogs daily, getting 100+ comments, she'll be around. All publicity is good publicity to those in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Shes just trying to pick up those extra leftovers from Oprah's OWN network as fans....We know you want us to think that you're just like everyone else boo, but guess what...everyone else hasn't dedicated their lives to being negative influences on young children and idiot grown women and me who have the nerve to stan for your azz....like your some type of god or something..DAmn FOOlz.

Anonymous said...

Who writes this stuff? Next it will be how she is on Weight watchers with Jennifer Hudson and how they are BFF's

Anonymous said...

R IN NYC SAYS:

What the hell does eating what you want have to do with being a good mom? Sorry, they lost me. Now if they said she was going to go to parenting classes then this post would have made a tad bit of sense. No way in hell Jay is gonna allow Bey to let herself go. He's probably the one who told her ebonically challenged ass to go get her GED so they could have more intelligent conversations.

Anonymous said...

If she reads the blogs why doesn't she throw those glasses in the trash?? I think she is trying to hide those puffy eyes she has from crying over the fear her lie will be exposed.

Anonymous said...

ok- so some weeks ago she had a personal trainer in the home training her starting at 5am now she dosn't give a f---k. please with these made up ass stories about this girl and her baby.

Anonymous said...

And it will be available for 99.95 who does this indebted slave think she is fooling.

and those concert tickets are STILL available?
King who? Queen of what? Oh yeah, Queen of that 'thing' that was sitting next to them at the game.

Anonymous said...

Who writes this stuff? Next it will be how she is on Weight watchers with Jennifer Hudson and how they are BFF's
------------------------------------------------
and while we're on the subject:

can somebody tell me WHY and WHO... Titto, Rebbie, Jackie, or Latoya...maybe even Katherine herself told Janet Michael Jackson she needed to lose MORE weight, for no reason. She looks like a bobble head doll... Joe jackson used to have in that scooby doo fan they drove to Kansas City.Get somebody on the PHONE NOW!!!!??? LOL!

#COnfusED

Anonymous said...

@ 12:36

thats just being famous. in hollywood, the skinnier the better. theres always a younger skinnier chick looking to take ur spot. janet just fell under pressure.


12:20 she is still a flop because usually her post, after being up this long, would already reach 100+ comments. as we can see, its still in the low twenties.

Anonymous said...

A good mom to *whom*? It's not like she had an ACTUAL baby.

TruthBeTold said...

looking toe up from the neck down

Anonymous said...

Is she EVER GOING TO STOP wearing those ugly ass sunglasses? Looking like a blind throwback from 1991.

NO SENSE OF STYLE WHATSOEVER.

Ol country bumpkin ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

I have a new found respect for Beyonce.

Anonymous said...

I think she may really be pregnant this time. The baggy clothes, the dishoveled hair and hats, always carrying Baby Blue Blanket in front of her. I expect an announcement soon and a premature baby.

Anonymous said...

She look Micheal Jackson crazy in this picture.

Anonymous said...

That is all she can do. Her music is not going to sell anymore without her father's help. Jay z is not going to do what her father did for her. She might as well eat and take care of her kid.

Anonymous said...

GARBAGE...
ENJOYING LIFE IS BEING FAT, GREASY AND UNHEALTHY AND CLOGGED UP, REALLY?
SO PER USUAL SHE WAS JUST USING THE FIRST LADY'S WORK-OUT CAMPAIGN AS PR, SHE NEVER WAS SERIOUS ABOUT SHOWING KIDS TO BE HEALTHY.
CHIPS AS A SQUARE MEAL, WTF!

First of all, the millions on people that watch the Biggest Loser aren't going to be impressed or think this story is a good look for beyonce as a role model mother, because focusing all your energies, ALL YOUR ENERGIES, on being a good mother is taking your ass down to whole foods buying organic sh*t and taking extra time to prepare healthy meals for the household, meals that don't kill your fat ass or have your fat ass too fat and sleepy to play with your kid.
Beyonce need to STOP trying to use that "baby" as an excuse for getting fat, not getting A star is Born, not touring endlessly like Rihanna....
SHE NEED TO STOP LOOKING FOR WAYS TO BLAME HER SLOWED DOWN CAREER AND UNATTRACTIVENESS ON ANYBODY BUT HERSELF, SHE NEED TO BLAME HERSELF AND HER REPLACEMENT MANAGER.
being fat all a sudden and carrying around a "baby" is no excuse, if she were TRULY TALENTED she could do her craft period, point, blank.
If she truly commanded the stage and had nice vocals she could sit like Alicia Keys and still win, if she truly was a writer with a voice she's be in a home studio during baby nap time cranking out hits
but NO- pu$$y poppin is all beyonce got so now she's fishing for ANY lame excuse she can use to make herself feel justified about not winning right now. "I just had a baby" "I'm fat and tired" "I'm too full of grease and poop to perform"
No B*tch, you're just Untalented

Anonymous said...

And still, no word from her camp about how those concert tickets. Hmmmm....no proclamations of how they "sold out" in seconds, huh? Is this whole "good mom" and wanting to have another baby thing being used in preparation for her to have an excuse to possibly cancel her concert if tickets don't sell?

Anonymous said...

@ LMAO @ 1:07 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

she will use this story as an excuse as to why she'll cancel the flop tour. that she wants to take more time to spend with poison ivy. lol

Anonymous said...

@12:36 pm yeah I noticed that too about Janet that shit ain't sexy your damn head bigger than yo whole body and what's with these celebs promoting Jenny, nutra system and weight watchers knowing good damn well they gettin surgeries done on them.

Bee Gee said...

Bey will be on stage in a month or so. She'll rock the baby harness too; baby legs danglin' as momma coochie pops..

Mrs.Chris Evans said...

Where's hoodrat? I would love to hear his take on this bs.

GetMoreCurves said...

these publicists got some creative minded stream team story-makers.. tater chips and fried chicken-- WORD... how long did that take to imagine and write before it was submitted to a blog?

Anonymous said...

She is now officially in the middle of a breakdown. They will start announcing her cancellations soon. This lie has become too much.

Anonymous said...

Well if we are going drag bitches by their filthy weaves to the carpet, lets certainly drag the no-life having posters on here to that same carpet.

Most of yall are fat as hell. FAT, UNEMPLOYED AND BLACK. I cannot stand Beyonce Knowles-Carter, that is a fact but what is another fact is that most of you sows are not worthy to suck a dirty tampon out of her yeast-filled pussy.

You fat, judgemental, hypocritical black wombats constantly are talking cash shit; rolling your necks, snapping your fingers and sucking the churchs chicken residue out of your gappy teeth about any and everyone.

Tell me...do you morbidly obese, precious-esque built heifers even KNOW what an ellipitical trainer is? What about BMI? Ever did any core work or circuit training? WELL?

Can you NAME the last time you ate a vegetable that was not soaked in salt pork, neckbones, salt or butter?

Uh hun, yeah I thought so. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

STUPID and SIMPLE MINDED PLAYED OUT GENERIC QUOTE
"12:20 PM Ms. Lee said...
"All publicity is good publicity to those in Hollywood".
only fools still say this, because many celebrities have been getting pissed off about these unapproved paparazzi snaps, these tabloid lies. Many celebs issue out statements and apologies because bad publicity is bad business that cause losses in endorsements and causes hardships in their lives. So whoever still saying that all publicity is good publicity in hollywood eyes hasn't been paying attention to the pissed off celebs getting the bad publicity. Kim K doesn't seem to mind, but a lot do, even Amber Rose nasty self suffered from bad publicity.
and DUMB
"Beyonce will go away when the demand for her is non-existent. As long as she's featured on blogs daily, getting 100+ comments, she'll be around".

DOES SHE GET PAID FOR BLOG COMMENTS?
HOW IS IT A DEMAND WHEN SHE'S ENTERTAINING PEOPLE FOR FREE AND IT'S NEGATIVE ABOUT HER, and FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
"go away"
THE DEMAND FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GONE AWAY AND THEY KEEP HUSTLING FOR A RETURN, I HAVE YET TO SEE ONE who really wants this life JUST GO AWAY BECAUSE OF NO DEMAND
ciara, cassie, tearria mari, trina, diamond, olivia, kelly rowland. Beyonce may be whack but manufactured music and fame is her AIR so why would she just go away and stop trying?

Anonymous said...

@ 1:19 PM
Dragging a public figure who you actually know a little bit about and have seen and heard and some have smelled and touched is reasonable. Dragging a complete stranger you are 100% blind to is stan insanity, only delusion people living in beyonce's crusty butt crack go so hard to imagine the life and appearance of an unseen internet stranger so they can drag them based off zero facts.
Who has time for that when they can drag a public figure they know at five true things about?

Anonymous said...

Your comments are duly noted, 1:28 however what does that have to do with the she-rilla's on here who dont give a damn about their health or fitness?

To sit up and talk shit about a new mother who has decided to stop with all the fad diets and what not when most of these hamhocks have never stepped foot in a gym is a little hypocritical, dont you think?

I could care less about it being Beyonce who they are talking about.

What I am curious about is while they are pecking out this shit with their cheeto stained finger tips, do they take a second to look at themselves in the mirror?

TruthBeTold said...

LMAO @ 12:5^ GIRL YAS! She is over so she might as well sit at home , eat , get fat and enjoy her money

Anonymous said...

I don't believe this story.

Anonymous said...

1:19 - Please take your meds. You are directing your projected delusions to posters you know absolutely nothing about or can visually see. That is just plain crazy in case you didn't know it. It’s way beyond medication time. #IJS

Anonymous said...

Made up story. Lies, lies and:

1. Can you tell us why this story is important?

2. She's probably doing in vitro; and the injections/meds make you FAT.

3. show me one other celebrity that they write such mundane things about? too funny.

****
4 @ the 2nd 1:19. Not one of us needs to address your stupid, arrogant question.
Did you just read about that information?
And with your child-like-mental deficiencies needs to come here for show off??
I'm embarrassed for you trying to sound intelligent. You see....if you actually were intelligent ...you would not need to prove it.

So go take your minimally educated self and STFU and STFD.

Anonymous said...

She looks distraught in that picture. Maybe the pressures of this baby fiasco and the fact that 90% of the people don't believe that she was ever pregnant or gave birth is starting to get to her. Beyonce and her camp know she is not as popular as she used to be. Oh and that whole renting out the entire maternity wing, the secrecy about the birth, taping the windows and security camaras, was pretty much the nail in the coffin.

Anonymous said...

I said months ago she wasn't about to star in ASIB,
There were few backers for that film. Beyonce can't get that film made without MONEY. No one in their right money is going to back that film.
Thus the new and emerging "Mommy Beyonce" it's all to save face.
Unfortunately, people in the industry DO TALK.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:18pm Oh and that whole renting out the entire maternity wing, the secrecy about the birth, taping the windows and security cameras,


*****that was all done because she was NEVER pregnant and she had to protect that secret!! Unfortunately, that incident was perceived as "Narcissistic" by the general public, and she got SCREWED and lost her 100's of fans/stans.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe anything on this website unless I see it on another. To me this online National Enquirror , keep reaching Snitch. You combined 2 topics in one Bey and weight. Clap clap throw tomorrows at screen.

Anonymous said...

chile i will never understand how ppl get on blogs and go hard on ppl they never have and never will meet writing got damn novels like your opinion is relevent i promise its not that serious..anywho i dont believe this story aint no way in hell beyonce is gonna get thick again circa 1999 shes trying to be a actress and hollywood only like pencil thin women...

Anonymous said...

@2:16 lmao at minimally educated ha!

Anonymous said...

So just because Beyonce decides to stop going on a diet that means the rest of us is fat? Also I've never heard or seen Beyonce go to the gym either. Honestly I think she stayed fit by all that dancing she did, but now that she is a Mom her weight might pick back up.

Anonymous said...

another day, another beyoink story! my, i'm so surprised.

Anonymous said...

If Beyonce starts "looking a little thicker" it's because THAT'S HER NATURAL BODY TYPE! She was never a thin gal. She was always naturally thick.

Anonymous said...

Is Beyonce selling stories on this blog to stay relevant,has Beyonce stooped so low,Beyonce was always a fat bitch dying to come out,you just have to look at the size of her neck.What we are seeing is the real Beyonce minus the lipo,excessive gyrating etc.Usually having child keeps you just as active so there is no reason for Beyonce to put on weight.Then again she rarely walks only to the car and back. To Beyonce I know your expecting us to ask you about BLU, BUT I DONT CARE. I COULDNT CARE IF BLU WAS LODGED INTO YOUR RIBCAGE FOREVER

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute Beyonce claims she was pregnant, did not put on hardly any weight, now she's had the baby want to get fat. All I want to see is Beyonce being treated for Mental depression.

Anonymous said...

@ the second 1:19

The funny thing about your comment is that you have not met a single person on this comment section you are only assuming that everyone commenting is 'black', 'overweight', 'poor' etc. In the process you have only made yourself look bad not only because you are attempting to critique something of which you know nothing about but ironically you yourself through your rant embodied every single thing you ignorantly determine that others were.

Your were judgmental and hypocritical trying to call out the judgmental and hypocritical. There is a reason why only G-d can judge because he is all seeing and all knowing not man and your rant just confirmed this. Thank You for the clarity. Your rant actually taught me not to be judgmental and hypocritical because then I would end up looking foolish as you so did and I say that with all due respect.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce we dont want to see you whether you are fat or skinny.

HoodRat said...

Mmh hmmm, depression equals weight loss from lack of eating or weight gain from comfort eating, and we all know which one this brown gummed, over-processed hair, elephant kneed, depressed ass bitch took. Beyonces publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure is putting in a lot of overtime to keep beydunce in the news and off the interview couches.
I'm gawn' need u sluts to email that bitch and give her a piece of yo mind, tell her hoodrat sent u, she and I are quite familiar with each other!

http://www.schuremedia.com/Contact.html

dont forget to go to call her a slut in the email, thx hoes

Anonymous said...

@1:19 Tut Tut are you annoyed blacks folks are not supporting your concubine,looking at your rant appear to be a white person,more resembling and smelling like pork and wet dogs combined.Your people lust after us, want to be us, control us.Piss off back to your caves.you are the reason why the worlds is in turmoil.Just because we wont accept you filth in disguise of Beyonce.because you guys are to pathetic and scared to show your true colors.I would love to meet you so you can say everything, what you said hear to my face. I bet you wouldnt. RIP TRAYVON MARTIN

Anonymous said...

hhmnnmnnnn who knew Blue would turn into a muslim, covered from head to toe, looking like a Saudi Arabian newborn, well yeah, it's acutally a plastic doll but work with me here people.

Anonymous said...

@Hoodrat Hi Hoodrat *waves* your comment had me choking.. Elephant kneed... Oh gawsh LMAO

Hoodrats' right nut said...

Lord, hear my prayer!
I pray that a rat gets into blues crib and eats her face
Amen

Anonymous said...

@4;03 lol thats exactly what I was thinking, the other day we were saying Beyonce should put a sun hat on the dolls head.Next thing you see the baby head wrap like it was a Taliban.seriously who does that.the amount of fluff, which must be in that dolly head.

HoodRat said...

whus tea @4:08 gurrrlllll, u know dem' knees resembles an elephants lmao!

@Mrs Chris Evans, gurlll, i have just been harassing beyophant publicist firm constantly for the past week... yasss boo!

http://www.schuremedia.com/Contact.html

Anonymous said...

how bout we just tell @1:19 to jump off a cliff and rot in the satanic chambers of Beyonce's basement and carry on...lol


#FukkThatFool

white people give yall some figures and yall run with em...trust me every MF who post up in here is not FAT/UNEMPLOYED/or UGLY etc (or whatever else they say)...lol, child please...THAT WOULD INCLUDE YOU HUN...did you forget comment 1:19 while you were pecking your frustrations with cheese chip residue on your fingers..??hmmmm?

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is officially over.

The Real Fedup said...

@114 BeeGee Lmao!

SMH this woman is so dam transparent. Who the fuck is running her PR at her camp? Forrest Gump!?!

I just don't understand why no one including her mom, sister, or her so call business arrangement pet camel Jay z doesn't tell this one trick pony to sit her ass down somewhere and disappear. It just appears as if everyone that is close around her is watching the high speed train coming off the train tracks and no one tell this trick to stop it. I just feel as if the people close to her are either threaten not to speak or feared they are going to lose there jobs.

I feel the people around her want her to tumble down. I just don't understand why no one told Beyonce look....you look fucking crazy carrying that baby that appears to look like a doll in a blanket and you dressing like a homeless woman on drugs. Hell if this is a baby under there, this is a form of child abuse to suffocate this baby like this. DCF needs to be called.

RWS call me crazy but I think Beyonce going through a mental breakdown here and she beginning to look like Ann Nicole Smith running around with a doll and few days short of swinging an umbrella like Britney Spears.


There is something very wrong with Beyonce.....yes she is an attention media whore. But I am quite disturb no one in her camp told is crazy bitch to lay low and really stop the antics. She looking fucking crazy and need to be committed.

Anonymous said...

I know you all lovve Hoodrat but do not do what he has asked.

Mind Control, even by someone you like, is not good.

If you were not going to do it before, do not do it now, by requesting he be mentioned sounds like he is trying to 'prove' his pull in an attempt to get a job or something.

Do not let anyone, including those you like, tell you what to do!

And btw, Beyonce's tickets still haven't sold out.

Anonymous said...

^^^^She is possessed by Sasha Fierce...isn't that what she said?

♫Love that chicken from Popeyes! said...

She got 2 -3... 6 good more yrs before her child will even notice her whether she is eating or not. I do commend her for thinking about this shit, but give it a rest already. Or she really will drive herself fucking kookoo.

Anonymous said...

These comments are hilarious! I loves a Beyonce post, all the crazies come out!!! Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce need to go find a mountain and take a fucking hike! She should also carry Jay Z and Blu with her.

Anonymous said...

HoodRat, did you call Child Protective Services this week?

Dark-n-Lovely said...

"Insiders tell Britain's Look Magazine"

Another day, another unconfirmed irrevelent Beyonce post.

Anonymous said...

how long is she planning on hiding the baby face. Eventually, the baby will be to big to rap up in a hot blanket. How can a baby breath under that blanket.

Anonymous said...

Looking at her sunglass, she f&@king reminds me of RAY:)

Anonymous said...

SMMFH @ the second 1:19 PM

Honey, you are not as intelligent as you think you are. In fact, you're a dumb MFer.

Here's my proof, you said: "Most of yall are fat as hell. FAT, UNEMPLOYED AND BLACK."

Now, if you were intelligent you would know that if someone is FAT AND UNEMPLOYED, then chances are they cannot afford to purchase healthy foods, you dumbass. Groceries aren't cheap and everyone cannot afford to shop at WHOLE FOOD STORES, so because it's about survival, people buy what they can afford. And that doesn't mean bitches like you should look down on them.
Your rotten ass mentioned the word "BLACK". Are you speaking about skin tone or race? Which really doesn't matter because you still come off as an idiot.

Back to Beyonce... We all know this bitch isn't poor or unemployed. The PTB will make her work until her death. And with that knowledge we all know she has no reason to eat unhealthy, unlike the people you bad mouthed. So we can talk about her, unlike you trying to talk about people you don't even know. Crazy ass, GTFOH!

Anonymous said...

Oh so what?! You and every other mother out there. You're just now realizing that months after your daughter has been born?

HoodRat said...

@4:46 aine' tryin da pull a mutha fukin thang YOU BIG RED DYKE and furthermore I am quite content teaching my lil 4-5 yr kindergarteners how to conduct themselves in life as well as the alphabet because u lazy mothers out there didn't do it, bitch u got me fucked up! I keep a blade in my cheek in off work hours, i hope i run into your fishy pussy ass, i'll cut the shit outta u!

5:23 for some reason i get an automated system when i call. It won't let me call no mo'
im hoping somethin' will be in the news like it was when britney spears haters called on her rancid ass, maybe they investigatin or some shit ^^shrug^^

Anonymous said...

@1:07 just to let you know all 3 of her concerts are sold out and the 1st one sold out in 20 minutes of actual sales. Also tell me this when has been been fat? She's always been slim but curvy. Also if you so called fans/stans/haters think that Beyonce is not in demand, think again. Her movie ASIB is projected to be filming in the summer/fall.

Anonymous said...

I could cares less what Beyonce does as far as music, film and concerts goes. She's not getting any of my money and never will.

HoodRat said...

@7:14 bitch, u think we're fools on this thread. bitch where in the FUCK did you get your info because it is WRONG, WHORE OF BABYLON!!!

http://www.stubhub.com/beyonce-tickets/beyonce-atlantic-city-revel-ovation-hall-5-26-2012-4066636/

wait for it to load, slut..im sure you have a slow modem and lets not forget the hundreds of tickets on EBAY, i bet cho' fingers smell like BUTT bitch!

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l2736&_nkw=beyonce+revel

look at the number of tickets sold dummy, #checkmate butty fingers

Anonymous said...

I know you all lovve Hoodrat but do not do what he has asked.

Mind Control, even by someone you like, is not good.
................
I was thinking the same thing....like the person will count the number of people Hoodrat sends over...like a game....We are not that gullible Hoodrat..

HoodRat said...

@7:14 summer/fall...thats quite a huge window of time, hairy crack. which one is it?

HoodRat said...

@7:20 will it make u happy if I delete the muthafuckin comment bitch. I have no ulterior motives...I just want the bitch to suffer just like you bitch. read my 7:11 comment, goes for u too, spitty mustache!

Anonymous said...

HoodRat, Fuck the two hating bitches, hating on you in this thread.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:14 Tina, bag your old ass. Try getting a real job for a change, instead of picking the dollar bills from between beyoinks toes.
Maybe you should have pushed education, ethics, etc....along with fame.
For a king/queen her tickets are not even selling out. so STFU and STFD

Anonymous said...

all I know is she's not getting any of my hard earned money. so many of those tickets are comped.
who in their right mind would spend all that money on old stinky ass?
Please her voice is just average. You can tell that when she covers someones song (I want to tear my ears off).
Not to mention when people on YT cover her songs they song sounds 100 times better.

Anonymous said...

Just listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGCI2tZupI&feature=plcp&context=C4360110VDvjVQa1PpcFNYYMUUCO9hJjllLwtPnU4InLliTNlhBu0%3D

*************** This is 1000 better then beyonce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfElCPV2ME

Anonymous said...

Bey's voice sub-par
Bey's pussy shaking extraordinary!!!

Anonymous said...

She screwed up "Bless the USA"
Please, sit your ass down, Bey

Hell, I rather listen to RiRi any day over the queen. So please STFU 7:14

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is a god Karaoke singer, that's it.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is a good Karaoke singer, that's it.

Anonymous said...

Lol, Beyonce over sings the Etta song the same way she OVER acts.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce doesn't mind all the negative comments. There is a video on YT where she says the haters make her stronger and more focused and it doesn't interfer with her performances.
So ya see, the haters help her. You're welcome :)

Anonymous said...

"She screwed up "Bless the USA"

**************************

And I bet she claimed a songwriting credit, didn't she? Just like she did with Billy Joel's "Honesty" and the Bee Gees "Emotions".

Anonymous said...

I remember when she did a MJ song....man... she stunk. She didn't even know the words.

Anonymous said...

@7:56 Billy Joel's "Honesty"

.....No way!?! lmaoooooooo
That bitch just thinks we are all as stupid as she is.....

Anonymous said...

SONGWRITING CREDITS FOR BEYONCE'S I AM... SASHA FIERCE PLATINUM EDITION READS:

16."Honesty" Billy Joel, Ramone, Knowles 3:47

BEYONCE "CO-WROTE" A SONG THAT WAS RELEASED IN 1979?

KLOWN BEY IS TRULY A LYING ASSHOLE.

Anonymous said...

Not like everyone and their mama didn’t already know that your girl Bey was just a tad “dishonest,” but we got word from an insider confirming her suspect songwriting claims:

A lot of these artists claim to be songwriters, but don’t always write a thing. Some, like Beyonce, serve as vocal arrangements, which points to part of the song’s composition, and thus, receive a songwriting and production credit. Others, like Beyonce, can demand credit based on their name alone. I myself have heard of new song writers looking for placement with Beyonce’s last album being told Beyonce demands a certain amount of publishing upfront (and it’s substantial) or they could “be paid handsomely” to politely remove their name from the song altogether. Fact is, Beyonce didn’t write one song on “I Am…Sasha Fierce.” Beyonce and her team have bought the rights from the songwriters and then Beyonce took credit for it. I have no idea about previous albums but it’s obvious that Beyonce never had a pen in her hand, which is a shame because Beyonce claims something she isn’t.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk…we all know she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so why the fu*k is her team trying to make it like she’s this talented songwriter? She is what she is. A good performer, leave it at that.

Anonymous said...

So I guess we can say HONESTY is not beyoinks strong suit.

Anonymous said...

@8:03 16."Honesty" Billy Joel, Ramone, Knowles 3:47

............
I had no idea. LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This bitch is desperate. I can see her doing it with new singers, but an old established song.
This bitch is dead to me.

Anonymous said...

SONGWRITING CREDITS FOR BEYONCE'S I AM... SASHA FIERCE PLATINUM EDITION READS:

16."Honesty" Billy Joel, Ramone, Knowles 3:47

BEYONCE "CO-WROTE" A SONG THAT WAS ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN 1979?

KLOWN BEY IS TRULY A LYING ASSHOLE.

Anonymous said...

I guess honesty and shame are another 2 things that Tina didn't teach her daughter.
God help Bic.

Anonymous said...

They have swindle so many people, destroyed their lives and income.
This is truly a despicable family.

Anonymous said...

On the very day that former NFL star Deion Sanders confirmed his relationship with Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds, a fight broke out … in his hotel room.

According to tweets sent out on Deion Sanders’ official Twitter page, his estranged wife, Pilar Sanders (pictured above) and a friend of hers jumped him right in front of their sons in Dallas today. Now Deion says he is pressing charges

lalasofab said...

I just wish she would let that baby breath. Does she have to cover Blue like that ALL the time? My goodness.

Anonymous said...

SONGWRITING CREDITS FOR BEYONCE'S I AM... SASHA FIERCE PLATINUM EDITION READS:

16."Honesty" Billy Joel, Ramone, Knowles 3:47

BEYONCE "CO-WROTE" A SONG THAT WAS ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN 1979?

KLOWN BEY IS TRULY A LYING ASSHOLE.

Anonymous said...

Hell, I rather listen to RiRi any day over the queen. So please STFU 7:14
..............
ARE U OUT OV UR fcukin mind!!!Ri is an auto-tuned,screeching,yelling type of singer

Anonymous said...

GReat News, now if only we can get her disappear (for real!) for like 2 years that would be the "gift that keeps on giving"!

Anonymous said...

...and she almost looks like a Blond light skinned Janet Jackson in that pic! lol

Anonymous said...

ANOTHER STUPID PERSON REVEALS THEMSELVES @ 7:56 pm
"Beyonce doesn't mind all the negative comments. There is a video on YT where she says the haters make her stronger and more focused and it doesn't interfer with her performances. So ya see, the haters help her. You're welcome :)7:56 PM"

SMH, SO SUDDENLY ANYTHING A PERSON SAYS IS TRUTH, SUDDENLY WHEN A PERSON.. "THOU DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"... IT'S TO BE BELIEVED. SUDDENLY PEOPLE NO LONGER SAY THINGS TO SAVE FACE?
SIT YO' ASS DOWN WITH THAT STUPID STAN SH*T
if that's the case then Sheree and all the ATL housewives and Basketball wives are telling the truth about not caring what haters have to say, if all you have to do is say it in a youtube video or twitter for it to be true than why don't viewers believe them? What makes beyonce the queen of lies and fake scripted conversations believable, NOTHING makes her fake words believable.
In fact last night I watched her stan on the Skorpion show admit that yeah' sometimes she does lie for the cameras. They were arguing about her saying Patti Labelle was her influence as a child and the stan admitted beyonce was just talking out her phony ass to please the cameras.
HER WORDS ARE BOGUS AND SCRIPTED

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is such a desperate minor starlet!!!

Anonymous said...

Rat, how can you call CPS on someone with a "doll"?

Anonymous said...

HEY LOL YOU DON'T CALL CPS YOU CALL MADE BY MATEL.

HATE ON BEY said...

I LOVE TO WATCH STARZ FALL ....SO BEAUTIFUL

Anonymous said...

@6:22pm... now if you were intelligent then you would know if any of us was unemployed or broke then we wouldn't be able to afford a computer let alone a home to put it in. keep in mind that you to can't make assumptions cause remember everyone on this computer is an unknown accept the knowles clowns coming on here to defend their cash cow along with ms beyalmostgone!!! and as far as im concern if we couldn't afford wholefoods then there would be a mass out of business closing all over. but that business is a huge success not because of white dollars but black dollars as well. what i think is that you're a knowles troll trying to be sarcastic,trying to diss on a sly while trying to play neutral,you think you slick but i got ya card boo and yes its been pulled!!!!

HoodRat said...

@10:10 i couldn'ta said it better, boo! YASSS!!!

Anonymous said...

tell,em 10:10 :-)
the Knowles,Carter trolls-will meet the same
little people one day,when they are knocked
off their high horses.
there is a time and a season for everything
again thank you 10:10 for pulling the knowles
card.

Anonymous said...

10:10 PM
.................
Thank you for breaking that down..I love whole foods and Trader Joes...

Anonymous said...

10:10 PM No need to address me, I know what time of day it is. You need to be addressing the 2nd 1:19 PM with his name calling and putting people down he doesn't know from a can of peas. My thing is how can any fucking one put down the poor. This economy sucks and if any one of us is smart, we need to prepare to leave this bitch ass USA. Not one Mutherfukker is immune to life and it's downfalls. So what the fukk is your point in addressing me again. Evidently you agree with his comment. Sad shit.

Anonymous said...

cont. I'm not a fukkin Knowles. I'm just a blk woman who is tired of folks putting their own people down. I am a volunteer and I help a lot of unfortunate people. Unlike the Knowles, I care enough to not only give my time, but money, school supplies, food, help the elderly or whatever I am blessed with to share.

HoodRat said...

stop targeting each other on an economical basis and get focused, dirt dobbers! when theres a beyonce thread, stop wasting it on arguing with each other! FOCUS ON TEARING THAT BITCH DOWN, put the bickering aside, dykes and whores..shit!!!

Anonymous said...

lmao @ sewer rat showing his true colors. He doesn't like Beyonce for the the reason he just called yall dykes and whores, you all have vaginas unlike him. He clearly doesn't care for women.

Anonymous said...

lmao @ sewer rat showing his true colors. He doesn't like Beyonce for the the reason he just called yall dykes and whores, you all have vaginas unlike him. He clearly doesn't care for women.

Anonymous said...

@11:41 AMEN!!!! One never knows when their life might take an unanticipated turn.

Anonymous said...

It's good to see that beyhasbeen is keeping a low profile these last 2 days. And no photo ops.

I guess she is hearing us loud and clear.

Next time we'll see her, she'll probable have the real baby with her and leave the doll at home.
Bee will do anything to prove her detractors wrong. Just please let that child breath, bee!

So for all the ghetto talk that old lady Tina does there sure ain't a peep out of her!
Always talkin about being up in our faces ...please...sit your ass down and collect your beywelfare checks. You've been living off your daughter for ages now. what a Ghetto family.

Anonymous said...

Leave HoodRat alone, let him talk his shit.
I can't stand when these fools come on here and tell people what to do.

MYOB-Bitches.

I'm old enough to know how to take HoodRats info. The child is entertaining. Just trying to change the subject.

Anonymous said...

Some of my best friends are gay, so get off of HoodRates dick; and find your self a man, women or hermaphrodite. What ever rocks your intolerant boat.
You're probably one of them lefty liberals, talks love and tolerance yet spites out hate when no one is looking.

Know this bitches, we are always looking.

Anonymous said...

beyonce's voice is average. That's why she's always using the echo/auto machine.
Damn she lip-synch as often as i breath.

Anonymous said...

now why does hood rate hate beyonce so?
don't seem normal for a gay man.

Anonymous said...

What happened to Alexandra Burke from x-factor? I thought beyfool was going to sponsor her? She must be locked in the basement with basement baby, Solange.

OPEN LETTER TO A DESPERATE TRANNY-LOOKING GRANNY said...

Everdearest Useless Starlet Bey,

You can do whatever you want with your life.

Just leave us the hell out of it.

Lovingly yours (not really),

The World (Except for your handful of Low-IQ Stans)

dreadee said...

co sign with 12:12pm LOL

Anonymous said...

2:21 YOU ARE A MORON

Sewer rat called the other posters on here whores and dykes and I'm intolerant? Dumb fuck please....
Did I mention anything about his sexual preference? that shit isn't my business and it damn sure isn't yours either.The only thing I mentioned was his obvious disdain for women so miss me with that other bullshit. If you want to be entertained by his fuckery then so be it, just know that he will turn around and read your ass in a minute because he doesn't like women. Idiots I tell you.

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