Thursday, April 26, 2012

Kola Boof Bio-Pic on the Way


Kola Boof, famous in Rhymes with Snitch circles for exposing her affair with Kimora Lee Simmons' husband Djimon Hounsou [click here if you missed that] and for slapping Amiri Baraka [click here if you missed that], says Lionsgate Films is very serious about turning the story of her ordeal with Osama Bin Ladin into a movie...




66 comments:

TruthBeTold said...

get this bitch out of here please

if you post on her might as well post on the homeless bitch living in my alley

Anonymous said...

LMAO@ 1:44... This is one crazy ass ho...

IAINTMADATCHA said...

Now this is real shits and giggles material! This lady makes me laugh soooo hard. She really should have been a comedienne.

Anonymous said...

I wish they'd get Paula Patton to play her, just so I can watch her lose her mind on Twitter and go into a dark skin/light skin rant.

Anonymous said...

R IN NYC SAYS:

Oh damn you Snitch....you done and went and conjured up this batty ass broad. Kola will be all up and through this.

Anonymous said...

it could happen. but typically, a film company will make you sign a deal memo requiring that you DON'T talk about the 'project' until production has begun.

Anonymous said...

I want whatever she's drinkin or smokin.

Anonymous said...

Whoever plays her is going to win an Oscar. Her life has been very tragic yet prolific. It's definitely an Academy Award nomination for the actress who gets the part.

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't they make a movie about Osama Bin laden and his jump off HO?

That would probably make big money as a Lifetime movie. Yall ain't too smart. She is somebody and he is somebody. Could be big money.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

Is she still causing mayhem and destruction for Kimora Cabbage Patch Simmons? That's all I care to know about ...

Anonymous said...

R IN NYC SAYS:

I knew it! That's her at@2:10.

Enjoy the Kola Boofoonery show ya'll.

Anonymous said...

Naomi & Kerry will NEVER accept this role. This bullshyt drama is NOT Oscar worthy.

Koola-Koo-Koo better up her iPhone memory and start shooting her 3-part YouTube bio-flix, cause the only big screen this crap is going to, will be a 24-inch monitor.

BTW - she look musty, like she smell like onions and cheese.

Anonymous said...

@2:10pm Go drink a prolific cup of STFU!
Koola & her YouTube production company only will get a "Hoodie Award" nomination.

Anonymous said...

In my SWEET BROWN voice, "Ain't Nobody Got Time For This"

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

Why is this ratchet ass man faced ho on here again? ain't nobody checking for her and using her jump off status with the muslim goat fucker to get shine. fuck her, her deformed knifed up pussy, that looks like a boarded up abandoned crack house, fuck osama and this lying ass movie that I know they bout to put a bunch of lying ass tales in to try and make it out to be some ole hot shit, the shit will tank!!! just like her concave handicapped pussy!! bitch you do not come on the "nigger blogs" and insult every black woman outside the diasporia and expect to gain our support or favor, in fact ho if you don't go sat yo ass down, I might just put a root on dat ass and Djmion won't be able to have them Vodu Priestess in Benin save yo ass, seeing as though he ain't checking for your whack ass either *full shade* on this dusty ass ho!!

Anonymous said...

@ Nubian .... LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Kerry Washington or Naomi?

She better round up Miss NewYork or Kim's fired help "Sweetie" to see what their schedule look like.

Anonymous said...

Naw@2:37, just get Flava Flav and put a wig on him.

Anonymous said...

But who wouldn't love to hear her commentary on Beyonce and baby blue?

Anonymous said...

Nubian shut your hambeast ass up.
I wish I could ignore you.
Fuck, I can't ever take fat people's opinions seriously when they quite obviously have no self control and don't give a fuck about their health.
Damn ambulocetus.

Anonymous said...

she would be perfect for maury's "is it a man or woman" special.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOO at 2:41!

Anonymous said...

this is the bitch that had the nerve to call somebody else ugly with her mannish jaw and chin?? OMG!!!

Anonymous said...

@2:55
Nubian does favorAmbulocetus that creature, LMAO!

Anonymous said...

We don't use such big words in here Kola.

Anonymous said...

I do not fuck with this crazy bitch. She stays getting clowned on twitter. She quotes crazy facts and when shes proven wrong, she curses people out.

Anonymous said...

Is she bi-racial? Ms. Kobe Beef is a hot mess.

Anonymous said...

Yes, she's bi-racial. Human and Alien Race.

Anonymous said...

Your life story? LMAO lady its called Bin Laden and Sex Slave, where is your name in the title. Is that what your whole life is reduced to? Why would you even promote this bullshit?

Anonymous said...

Lies Lies and more Lies. No one believes you Kola.

Hardcore Jazz Lover said...

"Sacksquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot/Yeti Continues" starring Kola Boof as herself.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Anonymous said...

" Bin Laden and the sex slave" , a " potential Oscar nomination for the actress"...didn't we see this movie already,Halle Berry and Monster's Ball???

Anonymous said...

WHO IS THIS HUGE MAN BEAST ORANGATANG?

Anonymous said...

This has NEVER been ANY SHRED OF EVIDENCE his manly looking nutcase has ever been linked to Osama bin Laden.

Mental illness - and hideousness - is real, folks.

Anonymous said...

LMMFAO @ Nubian Goddess!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@3:27pm LMBAO!!!

She will be up in this post in 5,4,3,2.....

@4:08pm YES it's real!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Anybody notice that no where in there does she says that she was getting paid for this. she sound mad that they doing it without her. they dont need her crazy ass for this shit!

this just sounds like a bin laden movie that will have a part on her in it. dont sound like a bio at all.

Anonymous said...

LOL I almost hope they do make a movie about her and Bin Laden. It actually sounds like something Hollywood would do. A yt actor being cast as an Arab terrorist, and black slave recreating demeaning rape/sexually explicit scenes. Yup, I could see it....not sure if I'd pay money to see it...

Anonymous said...

Aint nobody THINKING about Kola's "life story". She is a hot ass lying mess.

Anonymous said...

Kola speaks the truth! You white man niggers are too brainwashed to understand.

Anonymous said...

Kola Boof? What? Why have I never heard about this Yeti before? She is a hot, hot mess. A movie? I got a movie for you. The plot: Kola and her separated at birth half sister, Sweet Brown ride on Antoine Dodson gunning for his remi, his mac collection and his wardrobe from Bebe. Antoine is waiting for them and he and Osama Bin Laden and Djimon take them out in a hale of FDS spray and RC cola. Now THAT is a movie!

Anonymous said...

YEAH QUEEN KOLA!!! BRING OUT THE HOT DEEP FRIED KITCHEN GREASE AND BURN THESE MO FO'S BURN!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cosign @ 4.53!

Anonymous said...

Kool-Aid!!! I would watch it.

Anonymous said...

OH jeez, i see the ignit bitch done found this thread and has morphed into 50-11 posters who "ride" with her.

SMMFH.

TruthBeTold said...

@ 4:53 I you agree with a bitch like this orangoutang I would invest some serious time in self reflection, if you understand crazy speak then nigga you crazy!

anyhoe, trollop,tram ass slut the comments are slaying me up in here!

TruthBeTold said...

what is she doing in that photo? who is letting "it" speak???

Anonymous said...

This bitch is seriously delusional.

Anonymous said...

Oh.

Orangutan? It? I guess Black people think differently but I see $$$ dollar signs with her life story.

I still say that whoever plays her will get an Oscar nomination. She was an acclaimed poet and an activist. She's crazy and was in mental ward. This is Hollywood drama to the max. I stand by my comments. I see dollar signs.

I guess Black people think different. shrugs.

Anonymous said...

Never heard of Kola Boof. But the comments are kind of making me sympathize with her and like her.

Anonymous said...

Snitch not stupid Koola Boof will get you hits! She has a following all her own.

Anonymous said...

Well, I will watch the movie. I don't give a shit about who won't.

Quiana said...

please stop this mess please.

Anonymous said...

I love Kola Boof! She's an amazing writer and she's hilarious. Her life story is sad though.

Anonymous said...

That bitch is a goddamn wilderbeast.

Anonymous said...

She look like she stink dusty bitch

I Do My Thing In Action said...

Morbid curiousity would be the only reason I would watch a movie of her "life".

Anonymous said...

Im jess say'n. Kola Boof is more impressive than all the chicks on here dogging her out. You talking about her but she not knowing you exist.

Anonymous said...

@2:13am &9:37am

Kola is that you? KOLA is a LIAR and an attention TWITTER WHORE. She, Deion Sanders & the Mama-DeBarge need to get their OLD azzs off of TWITTER.

Anonymous said...

@9:50, Yes it is her crazy ass. That broad always comes in here posting up defending herself and using vocabulary that is way too extra for an entertainment blog.

Anonymous said...

Holy Schnikes! what IS that?

Anonymous said...

B*tch cray, LIONSgate distributed a Stinky Fingaz production a la blockbuster so lady have a SAT!

Anonymous said...

KOLA SAID'S "BOO! YOU BIACTCHES SCARED" LOL LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

Kola Boof is the bomb. My day not complete until I've read her Twitter page. Haters can hate but oh well.

Anonymous said...

By the way, I'm not planning on fucking Kola so I could give a damn what she looks like. I've seen her videos, she looks pretty enough to me. She sure got more going on than RhymeswithSnitch right?

Anonymous said...

kola is a renowned liar

these posts have made me laugh until i cried

thanks!!

http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/2010/11/28/on-the-real-kola-boof-hoaxes-hypocrisies-and-hobama-nazis/

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