Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Mary J. Blige Skewered in Chicken Head Remix


Looks Mary J. Blige is not going to be able to live down her recent chicken misstep anytime soon.

After appearing in an ill advised Burger King commercial singing about the ingredients of their new crispy chicken wraps for a reported $2 million [click here if you missed that], a Mary J. Blige Chicken Head Remix popped up online last night.

You knew it was going to happen...


51 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMMFAO @ the project pat in the back ground!

it actually sounds cool!

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

That link won't play!!

Anonymous said...

@ Nubian.. wait a few seconds for it to load.

LAWD, Mary Mary Mary!!

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

@10:09 AM
Thanks I will try again, my fuckery quota has not been filled for the day yet.

Anonymous said...

Nubian, once you hear this shit, your fuckery quota will be over capacity!

and the sad thing is...it'll make you bob your head....

Anonymous said...

Crispy Chicken.
Fresh Lettuce.
Crispy Chicken.
Three Cheeses.
Crispy Chicken.
Flour Tortilla.
Crispy Chicken.

Bok. Bok. Bok.
Bok. Bok. Bok.
Bok. Bok. Bok.

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

That was kinda cool actually lmao, with that being said I'm gonna need the glittery gays according to michael k of youtube to throw on the sequins cat suits and blond lacefronts and parody this mess.

Anonymous said...

Lol...... 2 milli....wow! But that commercial was in bad taste.

Crispy Chicken fresh lettuce wrapped up in a flour tortilla. Crispy Chicken....whomp whomp chicken head!

Anonymous said...

Mary has made my life for this shit.

Anonymous said...

"Bok Bok! Chicken Chicken....chicken head"

Anonymous said...

Hammer fell off completely after the popcorn chicken commercial where he floated down from the sky in those pants and danced. Can't sneeze at 2 million, but it's not like on of us being offered 2 million to do it. Of course you would, but she didn't have to. She's been clowing for awhile anyway for me. Sometimes you "cross over and can't get black".

Anonymous said...

Mary is getting clowned for doing a BK commerical, which I'm sure she was compensated for, YET---you hating ass bitter bitches got fucked last night for free, and your baby's daddy is dodging you and his child support payments. I've been on RWS forever and the patterns of you ratchet anon tricks are sad and ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Fuck ya'll for 2 million dollars I'll sing the ingredients to Mc Donald's new crispy chicken wraps.

That's easy money.

Anonymous said...

10:27, Exactly. The main hos hating have sucked dick for $2.00 and a slice of pizza.

Anonymous said...

@10:27 Is 2 million dollars worth ending your 20-year career over? We'll see if MJB can bounce back from this 'cause right now it ain't looking too good...

where's my stimulus? said...

Just saw Selena on Univision (they keep her alive like Tupac) doing the same commercial:
"Pollo empanizado, lechuga fresca, tres quesos..."

where's my stimulus? said...

lmbao @ 10:31(I)...

Only1Nikki said...

Me and my kids laughed all the way to school and work yesterday when we heard this shit.

Anonymous said...

@10:26, your logic is way off ..let me break it down:
To compare the average person having relations for little to no compensation to a famous performer singing about fried chicken is apples and oranges. While I think I see where you are going with this, you still are applying poverty logic...and that logic says, "As long as the $$ is good, the job is job". That same poverty logic will be used to compare two things that don't related and use the common factor of $...an example would be "Ya'll bitches sucked your mans dick for free last night, at least that prostitute got paid". It sounds pretty sad, wouldn't you agree? Well you just employed that same logic.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:27, I would too and the rest of these mufukas would...and probably for MUCH LESS.

I mean was it in bad taste? YEAH. Does Mary actually need the 2 Milli? Not sure but yall..come on...it's two million fucking dollars.

STOP FRONTING. The bum ass bitches on here would have done it for a knock off hermes bag and a free 27 piece, purple quick weave!!!!

Only1Nikki said...

All thats missing is Black face and tap shoes Mary what was you thinking! #MrBojangles

IAINTMADATCHA said...

@10:31 - I agree. Mary is always gonna be known as Chicken Mary now. SMDH

Bee Gee said...

The real question is, do you think Mary would do that shit over again??

Who knows. She isn't the first artist that tripped over the thin line between entertaining and sellin' out. But she definitely tripped over the muthafugga.. Agree to disagree on this one. $2 mil is a lotta money but I'd bet a couple hunnid that she would ask to sing about salad or smoothies if she had a do-over.. Who knows..

Anonymous said...

Amen @ 10:26

Anonymous said...

Damn! I wish a real chicken would peck that stupid ass blonde weave off her head!

Anonymous said...

To the first 10:52 you sound very smart. It's a paycheck and I haven't seen Mary doing much lately and with her having to support her husband and pay his child support she needs it. Well let me just say this Mary is a Stanky ASS Bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

It is a catchy remix though.

They need to put it on Itunes.

Anonymous said...

For 2 million I'd put on blackface, and do a tap dancing minstrel show routine.

Anonymous said...

"Just saw Selena on Univision (they keep her alive like Tupac)"

ot: Ain't that the truth!

Anonymous said...

"Mary J. Blige's apparent love for chicken sandwiches will go unsung -- for at least a little while.

The unconventional advertisement in which she is featured, belting out her great affection for Burger King's poultry and all its toppings, has been pulled, the Associated Press reports. The issue, the chain told the AP, is that the spot used music for which they may not have properly obtained the rights. A spokesperson for the company said that they hoped to re-launch the ad soon..."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/earshot/mary-j-blige-burger-king-commercial-pulled-308176

Anonymous said...

do yall thinks she be spreadin her asshole for kendu?

Anonymous said...

@ 10:52 AM .. not if I had 20 years in the game and could be considered a legend.. who would throw away a potential lifetime of money and fame for ......chicken? smh..really mary???

Anonymous said...

Yea I agree with whomever said, 2 million for a "Chrispy Chicken song"....


#SignsFUkkAllYouHatersONTheDottedLineAndTakesThe$$

KJ

ME said...

Since people don't buy full records like they used to, MJB is getting older and other stuff we don't know about...the 2 mil could be Kendon'ts severance package since there's been rumors about him since Day 1.

Anonymous said...

Hold up! Yall mad cause a legend is singing about chicken? Why because of the whole stigma about black people and chicken ( wich is true by the way)?
yall know damn well we love chicken.

I cant be the only one that got hungry watching that! I think people are just over board with the pride shit! but thats just me.

Don said...

$2,000,000...

Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

I saw the commercial and found it unintentionally hilarious. It seemed more like a MAD TV parody than a real commercial.

Anonymous said...

How much did the remix pull in? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Anonymous said...

$2 MILLION DOLLARS! Well we can laugh at Mary all we want but in less than 5 months we are gonna forget all about this stupid commercial and she is still going to have that fat payoff. Shoot I would of done the commercial for a pillowcase full of quarters and a gift card for a weeks worth of Burger King.

Anonymous said...

@10:14am

I don't know why your comment made me laugh for at least 3 minutes straight.

Anonymous said...

Sold her soul for 2 Milli. Hard to blame her in this economy. But hey I still say Clown the fuck out this Bitch! She can dry her tears with millions of dollar bills. Gotta love a slow news weeks sometimes, lol

Anonymous said...

I just realized, this has that "Chickenhead" by Three6 Mafia sample in the background.. real light..

Anonymous said...

She sold her soul for 2 Milli. I can't even be mad at her considering the economy these days. But I still say Clown this Bitch for such a shitty move all the same. But hey she can dry up her tears will all her millions of dollar bills, lol

Anonymous said...

haha @ my repeats(4:49pm and 4:52pm), I had to do it over cuz I got an error. Sometimes I hate the internet, lol.

Anonymous said...

Not sure how she "SOLD HER SOUL" cause she did the commercial. it was just a bad move. But you know how people like to over use phrases and words without really knowing what they mean and how to use them like:

Hater

Love

Epic

Gay

Drawn

Hoe

ROTFL ( when you only just chukled a little)

Anonymous said...

I told you she would pay for that BS!!

len said...

Too bad McDonalds (and almost every other fast food place) puts dimethylpolysiloxane (silicone) in their chicken.

You couldn't pay me to eat that shit.

sorry, but u really made it too easy. said...

@4:21 And that's because you're a crack whore.

Anonymous said...

"Mary J. Blige says she never signed off on the controversial fried chicken ad that she shot for Burger King -- at least not the version that was blasted on the Internet.

Mary J. tells TMZ the spot was not, “I agreed to be a part of a fun and creative campaign that was supposed to feature a dream sequence. Unfortunately, that's not what was happening in that clip."

Mary also says, "I understand my fans being upset by what they saw. But, if you’re a Mary fan, you have to know I would never allow an unfinished spot like the one you saw go out."

The spot -- which Burger King has since yanked from its YouTube site -- features Mary singing about a new crispy chicken wrap. The ad drew tons of criticism on Twitter for playing off a stereotype about African-Americans and chicken."

orchidjones said...

-lol...oh my goodness-this is some crack head $hit right here.

Hip Hop(e) Writer

NICKI LOVE said...

THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY RINGTONE

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