Mike Tyson sat down with Conan O'Brien to promote his one man show in Las Vegas, "Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth—Live on Stage". As part of his act Mike talks about the time he showed up unannounced at Robin Givens' house for a post divorce booty call but Robin was already there with Brad Pitt...
Mike explains,
"During our crazy marriage, I'm saying, 'You're a thief, you're a gold digger,' and (she's like), 'You're an abuser, you beat me up!' but... I was just a young kid and I missed my wife.
"I go to the house, I ring the buzzer and no one's there. I go back to my car... and she drives up... with the handsome Brad Pitt. I thought, 'Oh man, I'm not gonna get no p**sy. F**k!'"
35 comments:
FIRST!!!! LOL HELL NAWL!!! NOT THE HANDSOME BRAD PITT!!!
That's hillarious.
LMAO!! I love Mike he is a fool!!
WTF not the handsome Brad Pitt LOL Mike is a NUT!!!
Mike I might have cared about this story years ago, but seeing as its like a damn decade old, you don got that crazy ass tattoo on your face looking crazy as hell, I can't care anymore about that whole fuckery finest episode. I like you my fellow Cancer but this "handsome brad pitt" nigga clearly you need some muthafukken glasses and a nap.
ot: I thought Brad was hot back in the day. I was surprised he had dated Robin Givens. Then again, he DID get around. Even one of his former professors remarked that he had "slept with half [her] class".
Brad Pitt likes dark butts? Interesting.
Brad Pitt likes them all.
BTW, did you know that Holly Robinson Peete beat the shit out of her back in High School?
Mike Tyson has a rep for being very rough in bed.
I know someone who hooked up with him back in the day and he had an insatiable sexual appetite. He ravenous. Short, fat dick, hurricane tongue and strong as a bull elephant with enough stamina to fuck broad after broad back to back.
He liked for a woman to FEEL the pain and beg him to slow down or stop going so deep. He could nut, get back hard and fuck again repeatedly.
You know crazy and/or ugly mufukas go beastmode in pussy, lol.
@1:23 PM
Whoooo chile you got me fanning myself ova here with that description of Mikes dick chronicles chile you ain't neva lied!!! that nigga look like he a beast in bed!! oh lawd I need a glass of cold ass ice wata!!
Its common knowlege that Robin Givens and Brad Pitt used to go together. There are all kinds of pictures of them as a couple in magazines and newspapers.
But I'm confused, I thought she was going with Brad BEFORE she met Mike Tyson...oh well, maybe they got back together after her divorce...
Brad hit it and left her broke ass by the curb.
Lmao!
Robin and Brad did date prior to her marriage....but like a lot of women, fucking an old flame - a FINE WHITE ONE AT THAT - is something that just happens.
THis is how we think (we being women):
1. we will fuck an ex boyfriend even if he has a girlfriend. she doesnt concern us. if we horny and we know the nigga use to blow our backs out and eat the pussy until his entire face is glaced with our pussy juice, we want to fuck him again. NOT DATE, but fuck. See, women like bootycalls too without commitment.
2. it's convenient. see, unlike men, we dont have to play games and talk a nigga into fucking. It's REALLY EASY for a woman to get sex quick, fast in a hurry. takes one phone call with three words: Cum fuck me.
3. it's familiar. you been with dude before, he done see ya stretch marks or your thunder thighs or them scars and you feel comfortable with him.
Those are the three main reasons as to why we hook up with exes. JUST FOR FUCK PURPOSES.
@ 1:23, I know this is what your friend shared with you, but how does one have a short dick and go deep? Isn't that an oxymoron?
I'll never forget when Mike said while he was supposed to be training for the Buster Douglas fight he was "fuckin those Japanese girls like it was eatin' gwapes....You'd a thought I was Caligula.."
@1:54, I have no idea, lol. Short is subjective. To her "short" is 6 inches, to me, it's average. But six inches CAN hit the bottom.
tru'dat...Mike said he said he fucked them "into Bolivia" (oblivion)...
@1:56, it is indeed subjective! LOL! Love it!
Lol at this nucca....
I slightly got turned on by that story 1;23 TOLD. lol
...and Imma Break This Down just kept it very real- ICAM with your assessment.
I know I had a man that liked to fuck no stop. I roll over and his dick would be deep in my pussy. My girls would be waiting for me in the living room so we could go out and enjoy girls night and this nigga would literally pull my dress up, push my panties to the side and eat my pussy until i came all in his mouth. He didnt give a shit who was in the house or if they hurt my moans.
I enjoyed the sex. the other things in the relationship were toxic but his dick and his skills were mind blowing.
*thinking about calling him now*
^You nasty.
I'm waiting on 1:23's book ...
Gotta love Mike Tyson's honesty.
Retarded.
robin use to be the most hated women in a america.
I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE FOR MIKE TO ACT LIKE A FOOL LOVED IT.
1:23,
honey you should write erotica. You can do so without a publisher now. Plenty of people make books for electronic readers only.
Gurl I would pay 4.99 to read more of your writing.
I would be scared to have sex with Mike Tyson. I'd be afraid he would try to bite off my clit or something!
@1:53: Please don't include ALL women in ur selfish ass comments. I'm a black woman, and I don't fck men in relationships, ex or not, because I feel it's wrong and wouldn't want it done to me. His girlfriend would very much be my concern, because even if she'd do it to me, I have integrity and try not to hurt other ppl. If you do it, that's fine, but PLEASE don't generalize if you're low down or trifling. It's gives the impression that all black women all that way.
^^^^AGREED
@1:53 Speak for yourself
i would like to thank Mike Tyson for making me laugh so hard...
@ 10:18 thank you for being a real woman karma is a b$itch
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