Saturday, April 07, 2012

Mashonda Being Messy


About a week ago there were rumors that Swizz Beatz and his ex-wife Mashonda were secretly hooking up behind Alicia Keys back [click here if you missed that].

Interestingly enough, a few days after the story broke Vibe Magazine began promoting their new issue with Alicia on the cover using a sweet little anecdote about Swizz and Alicia and how they knew they were soul mates [click here if you missed that].

Mashonda is not impressed...


87 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW! That's deep.

Anonymous said...

It took u how long to figure that out? Aint no fool like an old fool

Anonymous said...

The epitome of a bitter black bitch. Wtf stalks their ex and their new girl like this? Shes the type of bitch to slash the tires off the new girlsfriends car. alicia needs a restraining order.

Anonymous said...

MY GOD SHES SO PATHETIC!! no wonder she doesnt have a man! who would want a desperate female that is obsessed with their ex's wife!

Anonymous said...

I bet Mashonda put that rumor out after she found out Vibe did that story on them. Yall Know Mashonda first did that interview with Vibe puttin shit on blast.

Anonymous said...

Well they did act like she didn't exist in that article tho....let her be messy..gives us something to talk about other than Rihanna, Tyrese Tweets or Beyawnce

Anonymous said...

we might be thinking about this the wrong way. i don't think she wants him back - imo, she might be showing alicia what kind of man she 'fought' to have. silly and petty as fu*k? yes. but i don't think she cares. effective?....*sits and waits*

SN: never a good thing to screw over a capricorn. they wait it out and make you feel comfortable and then jack your world up....
they're subtle but ruthless as fu*k when they've been wronged. this will be entertaining...*pops popcorn*....

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

@2:53 PM
You ain't neva lied about the Capricorn's they are a mess when wrong in love lol.

Anonymous said...

"Living well is the best revenge."
I wish she would see that. Move on with your life Mashonda!!!!!!!!!!! All she does with these subliminal shots is make a fool of herself. It's years later and she still kicking the same dead horse. Swizz is a cheater.

Is that a newsflash for anybody??

Anonymous said...

What I got from that Vibe article, is that Swiss pulled a pimp move on Alicia and she fell for it. It's the same lame shit he's pulled on all these slow minded heauxs and they ALL fall for it, hook, line and sinker. You know why, cause they all wanna prove that their pussy is better than the last chick. Bullshit!!!! Ha! Dumb asses!

Bitches are always in competition, then end up getting caught up with a piece a shit ass dude.

Don't blame him, blame your simple-mindedness. He just saw your weakness from across the room and went for it.

Learn to say no Ladies, to wrong dude and yes, to the right ones. But ya see, that shit takes time and not that dreamy, fairy tale overnight shit ya'll being sold.

I'm out! Peace.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS WHY SHE DOESNT HAVE A MAN YALL

ELove said...

Maaannnnnnn Screw Swizzy and Alicia...

Mashonda Can Sooooo GET IT Though !!!

Anonymous said...

SN: never a good thing to screw over a capricorn. they wait it out and make you feel comfortable and then jack your world up....
they're subtle but ruthless as fu*k when they've been wronged. this will be entertaining...*pops popcorn*....
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Capricorns are some cold MOFOS without you doing them dirty, especially when it comes to their money, but Virgos and Scorpios aren't far behind. I watched a Virgo wait ten years to get even with someone, that s-h-i-t- still cracks me up to this day. When this person said:"look over your shoulder until the day you die," they meant it.

Alicia Keys is a dummy who is still being made a fool of, dude had that baby in Europe while he was cheating on her and Mashonda, so in my book, both of them should've sent him packing. I don't care how good your d*** is, there is always another man with a bigger D*** and a better stroke, who will keep it in his pants and treat you right. Women need to stop being so stupid. You have one time to cheat on me, and I will cut those balls off and mail them to your mother!

Anonymous said...

Bitches are always in competition, then end up getting caught up with a piece a shit ass dude.

Don't blame him, blame your simple-mindedness. He just saw your weakness from across the room and went for it.

Learn to say no Ladies, to wrong dude and yes, to the right ones. But ya see, that shit takes time and not that dreamy, fairy tale overnight shit ya'll being sold.

I'm out! Peace.
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PREACH THE WORD HONEY! I never understood women fighting over a man. I was too done when Faith Evans went to Biggie's hotel room to punch Lil Kim in the face, over fat, funky, crossed-eyed Biggie's cheating a-s-s! That fool should been called Piggy because he looked like he had been eating pork since he was six months old.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the bullshit, Mashonda where's your book? Irrelevent ass...........

Anonymous said...

Im so tired of all these MOTTOS! Men this , women that ! FUCK ALL THAT!

I just don't give a FUCK anymore ,and I have never been happier.

Anonymous said...

You ain't lying about them Scorpio's!!

Anonymous said...

@ 4:57 yeah cuz your ANON ass is far more relevant right....reality is a bitch!

Anonymous said...

This is the type of woman men run far and fast away from.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

Mashonda, girl, you need to gone on somewhere with that tidit of so-called "wisdom". Psssh. SMH! Swizz aint thinking 'bout you, girl.

Anyway. I agree about the Capricorns. They are some weird, dangerous folks. Especially the men. I dated a Capricorn man once, about two decades ago. He was terrible. He was extremely jealous and murderously possessive. He cussed out all my family and friends and my boss, got me fired from my first job, called me ten billion times a day for nothing, constantly accused me of having sex w/every man in the world, cut the heads off of all the people in my photo albums, killed my cat and pulled a shank on my older brother, and when I finally dumped his insane ass, it took both a restraining order and a peace bond to keep him from cutting me to pieces like he swore he would. But check this out: he was sorry as a mofo in bed and when it came to money (they always are). Now Virgos aint shit; they're all talk and no action. They'll talk shit, but when it come down to scrapping, they'll be the first to run. But Scorpios ... Scorpios are delicious to me! Especially the men. My hubby is a Scorpion. He is so full of fire and passion; an excellent lover, protector and loyal like a mofo! But he's also jealous; he can't stand for other men to look at me. Don't take much to set him off and his sting is something terrible. Scorpio women make good friends; to me, they're so cool and loyal, they will have your back. They are the true ride or die chicks.

Anonymous said...

@4:14 you ain't never lied about the Virgos. I have 2 brothers who are Virgos and they will wait 10 plus years to get your azz back. Stories I can't tell or we all be in jail. Lol

Anonymous said...

5:20---Now that was a strange Cap you dated. Capricorns are usually very subtle and cool with their ruthlessnesss. They are my favorite out of the entire zodiac, they love sex and have a great sense of humor, I have never met a Capricorn man that I didn't have a great time with or didn't make me laugh. Once you can earn a Capricorn's trust (which you have to work for, cause they don't trust easy) they are yours for life! Capricorns are my weakness, I must admit!
And it's true, NEVER screw them over when especially when it comes to money, livelyhood or fidelity, they WILL destroy you. They don't freak out, they usually sit back and wait. Mashonda ruined both Swizz and Alicia with ONE statement! LOLOLOLOLO

Anonymous said...

@5:10 the REALITY is Mashonda is an irrelevent bitch, she wants fame so bad but don't have the goods to back it up. Sad. I'm not seeking fame so you're point is moot.

dreadee said...

Why go backward when you can go forward, I'm just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Ever since Mashonda made that infamous tweet, Alicia lost MAD respect and fans. 4:14 what I hate about Virgos is that you don't even have to do them wrong, they are sneaky, cold, calculating sociopaths who put up a nice, charming front. They are predators...that story about Swizz ending up with Alicia's credit card and basing his "soulmate" fiasco off of that is exactly something a sleazy ass Virgo would say. Virgos are cold....they really don't love anyone but themselves, they only pretend to love.
Mashonda will not move on until she's satisfied in making Alicia pay for what she did. That Capricorn will not rest so saying she should just get over it and move on, is falling on deaf ears, keep spilling that tea Mashonda! LOL There will be no violence, no tire slashing or stalking, Capricorns are too cool for that sh1t!

Anonymous said...

Women are going to be the death of Swizz Beaks! You live by the hairy snatch and you die by it! 4 children by four different women! One baby per woman is the limit! Once the kid drops, its on to cheating with the next one! Sex addiction is a bitch...Dude should check himself in.

Anonymous said...

Now Virgos aint shit; they're all talk and no action. They'll talk shit, but when it come down to scrapping, they'll be the first to run.
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that's because they use their minds to outsmart people, not their hands. Who the heck is going to fight in this day and age when people will kill you for steeping on their foot in a grocery store? Virgos have your back until you do dumb s-h-i-t, shoot ain't nobody going to jail because you want to be stupid. Most Virgos don't even deal with people who run around starting or getting into fights, their minds are too brilliant for that foolishness. Am I saying all Virgos are upstanding and wonderful? No, but I used to think Scorpios were the best sign in the zodiac until I realize that I was blinded by their manipulative nature. I've met more Scorpios who happen to be sociopaths than Virgos and that's because the Scorpios had the criminal record that proved they were sociopaths, not so much with the Virgos.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

6:09 - You say once you earn a Cap's trust, they are your's for life ... well, see, once I found out how cold and repulsive that particular Cap dude was, I said to myself that there is no way in hell I would want him to be mine for life and vice versa. I tried my damnedest to get away from ol' boy. I guess me being a Sagg woman, I don't like for a man to be possessive of me 'cause he don't have to be, especially when I'm already a loyal person myself. Treat me right and I'll treat you right. I felt like I shouldn't have had to keep proving my loyalty to him when he wouldn't believe any truth I told him. My patience is short; I don't have time for that type of shit. If you can't trust me and nothing I say, then fuck it, we don't need to be together, ya know what I'm saying? All I did was make the mistake of walking away from him, but apparently, that was enough for him to wanna seek revenge on me. Seems like to me, Caps wanna have complete control over other folks' lives, and I'm not with that. All that ol' "jumping outta bushes", "spying and stalking" shit aint for me.

But with my Scorpion husband, I don't have to worry about shit. I can relax, be my real self and fully enjoy our relationship 'cause I don't have to worry about constant bullshit interrogations and suspicions from him. He trusts me fully and I trust him fully as well.

Anonymous said...

Mashonda will not move on until she's satisfied in making Alicia pay for what she did. That Capricorn will not rest so saying she should just get over it and move on, is falling on deaf ears, keep spilling that tea Mashonda!
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Mashonda is better than me because I would've poured acid on Alicia Keys the day she threw a birthday party at the Guggenheim for MY HUSBAND and decided to invite me like I was a wayward cousin. Alicia did some really bold crap and think Mashonda showed a lot of restraint, because the way I see it, both of those MOFOS should be floating face down in the Hudson with 8 to the head. They were disrespectful as h e l l!

Anonymous said...

Listen, capricorns are evil, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. That's why Steve is able to do what he did to his ex wife. Capricorns are dark, they just can't help it. the opposite sign of capricorn, Cancers? are just as evil and dark too. Mostly cancer men though, the women are just irrational and looney tunes but have a good side, the men, not so much. But Swiss better watch his back because miss capricorn Mashonda will get her revenge. They are called goats, becaus they patiently wait to get to success or destroy you even if it takes them 2o yrs to get the job done.

Anonymous said...

But with my Scorpion husband, I don't have to worry about shit. I can relax, be my real self and fully enjoy our relationship 'cause I don't have to worry about constant bullshit interrogations and suspicions from him. He trusts me fully and I trust him fully as well.
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Let's hope you trust him because a lot of male Scorpios talk about loyalty all day and they are loyal to no one. Look at P. Shiddy, that fool loves to talk about loyalty, but was he loyal to Shyne? No, he threw him to the wolves in court and saved himself. is he loyal to any of the dumb baby mamas, NOPE! But I DISTINCTLY recall that buck-toothed, yuck mouth MF talking about loyalty during one of his many reality shows. Male Scorpios talk a good game, but you need to watch everything they do because a lot of them love to have sex, and they don't use condoms. how do I know, because I've lived with a number of them at one time or another and not a ONE was faithful to any woman. Meanwhile, they want the woman to be LOYAL! One even had the nerve to get me caught up in his mess between his girlfriend and a stripper. I was DONE after that debacle. I'm not saying all male Scorpios are shady, I'm just saying that some of those fools will crawl, stroll, run to the ends of the earth for a piece of a-s-s!

Anonymous said...

@ Ingmar, No trust = No relationship. Simple math.

Anonymous said...

That's why Steve is able to do what he did to his ex wife. Capricorns are dark, they just can't help it. the opposite sign of capricorn, Cancers? are just as evil and dark too. Mostly cancer men though, the women are just irrational and looney tunes but have a good side, the men, not so much.


Trust me, Steve is going to get all of that karma back in the form of that green-eyed monster called Marjorie. I bet he won't walk away from marjorie with all of her money. There is no way that Steve should've done Mary the way he did, but Mary forgot one thing, she should've had a small home in California, and then she should've had Laura Wasser as her attorney. Kelis was married to Nas for 5 years and got more money than Mary who had been married for what, 15 years without a prenupt? That's Mary's fault for not doing her homework. Smart women win, dumb women don't, just ask Fantasia.

Anonymous said...

7:02 but Virgos are just as crazy as scorpios. Earth and water signs are the worst type of people to deal with. Virgos are all about themselves and they're mind is not that brilliant, they just think it is. Show me a smart virgo and i'll show you a Gemini that can outsmart them.

Anonymous said...

THE POST OF THE BITTER BITCHES...YOU BITCHES CRACK ME UP!!

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

7:02 - I'ma have to disagree with you about those Virgos. I have six Virgo females in my immediate family, and to me, they prove everyday who the sociopaths really are. These six Virgo women are some of the most conceited, selfish, egotistical, narcissistic LIARS you would ever wanna have the displeasure of meeting. Three of them are in relationships with other womens' husbands; one of them even went so far as to go to that other woman's house and confront her about her own husband. Now, if that's not sociopathic behavior, then I don't know what is. Another one - she's got book smarts and all, but she is a terrible housekeeper and is always in someone else's business with her high and mighty opinions. Back in the day, I used to have a Virgo male as a best friend; he wanted us to be boyfriend and girlfriend but I wasn't feeling him in that way. He got mad and retaliated by spreading all my personal business (things that I had only told him about) amongst all my peeps and associates - all because I wouldn't go to bed with him. Tell me: who does that kind of backstabbing, psychotic shit? Oh yeah: a Virgo will. Yeah, they have your back, alright. Until the moment you tell 'em to fuck off with that bullshit of theirs. I know; I deal with six of them on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

7:02 but Virgos are just as crazy as scorpios. Earth and water signs are the worst type of people to deal with. Virgos are all about themselves and they're mind is not that brilliant, they just think it is. Show me a smart virgo and i'll show you a Gemini that can outsmart them.
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I can't even take you seriously. You compared a Virgo to a Gemini. Here's the thing: Virgos and Geminis are both extremely smart and they're both ruled by Mercury, but Virgos are more realistic and practical, whereas Geminis are TWO-FACED, unreliable and just dog s h i t crazy. I have never met a Gemini that I could deal with for more than 30 minutes because most are schizophrenic as h e l l, smart-YES, but crazier than a donkey on Xanax.

Anonymous said...

Tell me: who does that kind of backstabbing, psychotic shit? Oh yeah: a Virgo will. Yeah, they have your back, alright. Until the moment you tell 'em to fuck off with that bullshit of theirs. I know; I deal with six of them on a daily basis.
7:32 PM
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I've had more trouble with the Virgo men, not the women. Most of the Virgos that i know are quiet, respectable, reliable and cool until you cross them. You really ran into a bad batch of VIRGO, TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT LIKE A BAD BATCH OF COOKIES, WHERE YOU CAN throw them away and start over. Those people in your life are CRAZY LADY. Bless your heart..

Anonymous said...

@7:35, i stopped taking you seriously when you said Gemini's are two faced, but not VIRGOS? please, two faced signs since the beginning of time:

VIRGOS-Back stabbing mofos
Geminis- yea i agree, bat shit crazy, crazier than a donkey on xanex, back stabbing mo'fos
Capricorns- evil back stabbing mofos
Taurus- controlling, possessive, sex obsessed mo'fos

the best water sign is Pisces. Shout out to all the pisces out there, cause scorpios and cancers were meant to suck their mamas titties for a lifetime. talk about childish ass men. But at least Pisces tries to transcend that.

Who has the scoop on aries, and aquarians? Aquarians and Gemini's are smarter than virgos. An aquarian is the same exact way as a Leo.

Anonymous said...

the best water sign is Pisces. Shout out to all the pisces out there, cause scorpios and cancers were meant to suck their mamas titties for a lifetime. talk about childish ass men. But at least Pisces tries to transcend that.
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Pisces is a cool sign, but they're basically dreamers who don't follow through most of the time. The love of my life was a Pisces, but he never lived up to my expectations, so he had to go. Love is great, but why should I bust my butt being the best and he stay, calm, cool, collected and mediocre. Shoot, I like private jets, not coach class.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

7:47 - LOL! Yep, Aquarians and Gem's are smarter than Virgos, but they're also some EPIC LIARS and BULLSHITTERS!

Anonymous said...

Who has the scoop on aries, and aquarians? Aquarians and Gemini's are smarter than virgos. An aquarian is the same exact way as a Leo.
7:47 PM
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Here are cold hard facts for you. The Virgos that I know have ALL gone to Ivy League institutions and are either entrepreneurs or in high-powered positions. The Geminis that I know, work in postal positions, police departments and maintenance positions at various companies--most are unhappy and complain all the time. If Geminis are so smart, why are they working in the lower positions while the Virgos are at the top and keep rising. I'll tell you why, because Geminis (not all) rarely follow through because they're usually caught up in something that distracts them. Virgos have LASER LIKE focus when they're trying to reach a goal. Geminis have extreme ADD and can certainly reach the top if they FOCUS--LOL at the thought!

Aquarians are good people, if you can keep them away from the local bar. Every last one that I know will give you the shirt off of their backs, but you can't keep them away from alcohol, weed, weed smoke, cocaine. i don't know what that's about, but they need to handle that mess. Aries is not my favorite sign of the zodiac, especially the women. A close relative is an Aries and I have to constantly shut her down because she's jealous when the attention is not on her, I could really care less about attention, but it seems to annoy her because I get more attention-IJS! Men are different from the women, so it varies. Zodiac signs also depend on the rising sign and the moon sign.

Anonymous said...

NEVER trust a gemini! NEVER! They are good running buddies to have a good time with! Someone you call up to attend social gatherings with and to have wild times with ONLY! Other than that, do trust them! They will switch up on you so fast it will make your head spin.
Some of the biggest whores are Aquarians. Very social, likes to be popular and the best way to attack them for their stupidity is to ruin their reputation. Aquarians tend try to please everyone which is why they often come across as flaky. They will buy you something that you think makes you feel like that special someone....turns out, they bought 20 other ppl the same goddamn thing! SMH

Anonymous said...

@8:03, is a gemini moon the same as a gemini sun? Ok, i agree with you about Virgos being more focused, but we talking about who is smarter not who is more successful. Yes, believe it or not, lots of intelligent people working low level jobs. Think about the movie Training Day. Denzel washington and his super fly, A list acting ass, was probably a Gemini in that movie. Only a Gemini would do what the character in training day did cause he's super smart, yet his ass was only a narc cop. no offense to narc cops. Now a Virgo,will be too busy trying to make sure he didn't catch germs from literally touching dirty money to even think about scheming like that. Virgos are smart, but i'm telling you Geminis got them beat.

Anonymous said...

**Do NOT trust them*
Alicia Keys is an Aquarius and trust me she is feeling the sting of her popularity fading. Mashonda knew exactly how to bring her down. Only those skanky Gemini women can break up a marriage and get away with it for years. Aquarians are too stupid for that. Not to mention they are pushovers who tolerate a lot of abuse because they always think they understand everyone. Swizz probably told Alicia all sorts of crap about Mashonda being a bad wife and the dumb bird believed him and thought she was the one that he needed. And this is not just Alicia, a LOT of Aquarians are gullible like that---just like Libras.

Anonymous said...

Damn y'all dogging the hell out of some zodiac signs. LOL. So since you guys named the worst ones, what are the best zodiac signs to have? I'm a Gemini BTW and I'm none of those negative things listed in here.

Anonymous said...

NEVER trust a gemini! NEVER! They are good running buddies to have a good time with! Someone you call up to attend social gatherings with and to have wild times with ONLY! Other than that, do trust them! They will switch up on you so fast it will make your head spin.
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and let the church say AMEN!!!

Anonymous said...

@8:03, is a gemini moon the same as a gemini sun? Ok, i agree with you about Virgos being more focused, but we talking about who is smarter not who is more successful. Yes, believe it or not, lots of intelligent people working low level jobs. Think about the movie Training Day. Denzel washington and his super fly, A list acting ass, was probably a Gemini in that movie. Only a Gemini would do what the character in training day did cause he's super smart, yet his ass was only a narc cop. no offense to narc cops. Now a Virgo,will be too busy trying to make sure he didn't catch germs from literally touching dirty money to even think about scheming like that. Virgos are smart, but i'm telling you Geminis got them beat.
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No, a Gemini sun is not the same as the Gemini moon. The moon represents the emotions, the way the person behaves. I forgot what the sun means, but the sun is the same as the rising sign if I remember correctly. Are you saying that Denzel was acting like a Gemini in that movie, because he's actually a Capricorn. An actor basically has to have two personalities in my book, and yes a Gemini would make an excellent actor sense they act through most of their lives anyway. I agree Virgos hate germs, but my Gemini friend is worse than anyone I've seen when it comes to germs.

Anonymous said...

best zodiac signs

LEOS- trustworthy and loyal. will stab your enemy out of loyalty to you. They got alot of faults but they got alot of good too

PISCES - peaceful. calm. In a world of chaos, you'll begin to understand why peacefulness is such a powerful quality

AQUARIANS- The humanitarian of our society. Think Oprah and her charity work. But Aquarian men are also sociopaths. no emotions. no feelings. add capricorns, cancers, scorpios, and virgos primarily to the sociopath list.

Anonymous said...

Virgos always make me think of serial murderers that lead double lives. There's the neat, quiet, passive church-going personality, that thinks sex is bad. Then the flip side is the pedophile, prostitute, murdering, sado-masochist. They are real secretive but like knowing everyone else's business. They are hypocrites, very critical and judgmental.
8:16---I agree Geminis are very good at being crooked. Virgos are too weak and bitchy to pull off anything...they need to be told what to do, underneath their narcisism and holier than thou persona lurks a stepford dummy.

There Goes the Neighborhood said...

Oh no. Not this astroshit again.

Anonymous said...

Damn y'all dogging the hell out of some zodiac signs. LOL. So since you guys named the worst ones, what are the best zodiac signs to have? I'm a Gemini BTW and I'm none of those negative things listed in here.
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We've all had different experiences with different members of the zodiac, so i will tell you who I get along with:

Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius (catch them before they get to the bar), Libra, Virgo Taurus, Cancer (can DRAIN the H E L L out of you with their emotional bullcrap, but nice people).

Signs I avoid like the plague because i'd be in jail otherwise: Leo (too self-centered and attention starved-if they aren't the center of attention, there is a problem), Gemini- I just can't with these people-smart as hell, but the only thing I can do with them is have a quick converstaion before their ADD kicks in or they start lying and denying).
Sagitarrius - basically the same level as Gemini, extremely intelligent, tend to be deranged loners with an extreme sense of self and SOME hate others for their successes, some lie a lot, also an attention seeker, think Nene from Real Housewives, Terrell Owens, Dwight Howard-this KNEE GROW loves the lord, but is constantly running up in women with no condom and getting them pregnant. he also decided that he wanted to be Superman after Shaq had been using that name since the 90s.

Anonymous said...

lmao @ 8:32 but that shit be true though.

Anonymous said...

AQUARIANS- The humanitarian of our society. Think Oprah and her charity work. But Aquarian men are also sociopaths.
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So Orpah isn't self-centered? Come on, she has her face on every cover of O magazine. Who wants to see her pulled pork sandwich eating a-s-s on every cover? I don't! Orpah is a self-centered HEIFER!

Anonymous said...

"Virgos always make me think of serial murderers that lead double lives. There's the neat, quiet, passive church-going personality, that thinks sex is bad. Then the flip side is the pedophile, prostitute, murdering, sado-masochist. They are real secretive but like knowing everyone else's business. They are hypocrites, very critical and judgmental.
8:16---I agree Geminis are very good at being crooked. Virgos are too weak and bitchy to pull off anything...they need to be told what to do, underneath their narcisism and holier than thou persona lurks a stepford dummy. "



And to think i was the only one that knew the secret about Virgos. Virgo women ain't no picnic either. Why you think Beyonce is running around with a doll and posting "supposedly pregnant" pictures in the shade? Those bitches are crazy too.

Anonymous said...

Virgos always make me think of serial murderers that lead double lives. There's the neat, quiet, passive church-going personality, that thinks sex is bad. Then the flip side is the pedophile, prostitute, murdering, sado-masochist. They are real secretive but like knowing everyone else's business. They are hypocrites, very critical and judgmental.
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If you research serial killer zodiac signs, there aren't many serial killers who are Virgos. There are more Virgo billionaires in the world.

Anonymous said...

The Zodiac Signs of Serial Killers

By Robert Melkonyan


It has been established that zodiac signs directly correlate to the type of crime they are likely to commit; additionally, the sign can, in a way, determine the crime likely to be committed.

The zodiac signs are divided into different categories: Fire signs are Sagittarius, Aries and Leo. Of the three, Sagittarius has a higher population of criminals and they are more difficult to capture. The Aries are usually armed, while Leos are usually very dangerous.

Another category of the zodiac signs is the air signs. They are Libra, Gemini and Aquarius. Libras have the largest criminal percentage compared to the rest of the air signs. Libras are usually armed and very dangerous. Geminis are involved in fraud crimes. Aquarians usually commit crimes based on revenge.

Earth signs are Capricorn, Virgo and Taurus. In this category, the criminals are usually caught. Of the earth signs, Taurus is quite dangerous and usually temperamental. Virgos are also usually armed. Capricorns are usually all-around criminals.

Water signs are Cancers, Scorpio and Pisces. Cancers are the largest majority of criminals among all the zodiac signs. They are also usually very violent. Scorpios and Pisces have hot tempers, too.

According to the FBI website fbi.gov, Cancers are the most booked criminals and are the the most dangerous of zodiac signs. In descending order from Cancer for the number of crimes committed is Taurus; Sagittarius is the third on the list, then Aries, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra, Pisces, Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius, Gemini.

Cancers are usually known for being mostly passion killers. They kill multiple times and they leave some kind of markings on their victims' bodies to distinguish themselves. This kind of killer is usually thought to be mentally unstable.

Taurus is usually involved in money laundering. They are clever and they do most of their crimes in solitude.

Sagittarius are con artists, robbers and thieves. They do not, in most cases, hurt their victims.

Aries are usually hired to do their crimes. Capricorns are mostly involved in organized crime; they are rated as being more sadistic than Scorpio. Virgos are burglars and hackers. Libras are usually corrupt people. Pisces are mostly in drug-related crimes.

The Gemini criminal does not take things seriously; they are con artists and thieves. Leos usually are involved in criminal activity for the sole reason of getting recognition; they do not get into petty crime. Scorpios are contract killers. Aquarius' are hackers and hustlers, and con artists involved mainly in manipulation.

Anonymous said...

8:33, the fire signs love attention. Aries, Leo, Saggitarians all LOVE ATTENTION. But that is not their most dangerous fault. Sagg males are basically prostitutes,and whores think Jayz.

Aries wanna fight everybody. They stay in war mode. If you meet an aries man whose quiet, trust me, the war is in his emotions, inner turmoils and all.

Leo men i've heard are whores. Leo women are 50/50 with sex, some are really dignified, proud, elegant kind, and some are the J-Lo/J-ho or crazy Halle variety. But out of all three, Leo women and Leo men have the kindest hearts. They actually give a shit about others vs. a Virgo who pretens and a Gemini who will trick you.

Adios.

Anonymous said...

Mashonda is scheduled to be a featured panelist for the National Action Network next week. The subject matter is, of all things, "State of Black Relationships". The moderator of the panel is Jamie Foster Brown. Stay tuned, people.

Anonymous said...

Mashonda is scheduled to be a featured panelist for the National Action Network next week. The subject matter is, of all things, "State of Black Relationships". The moderator of the panel is Jamie Foster Brown. Stay tuned, people.
8:56 PM
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Why is everyone so interested in the state of black relationships when white men are killing their wives at lightening speed? Black people have always managed to get their stuff together. can we reel in some of these killers though? if I hear about one more kidnapped white woman or dead white woman.

The panel needs to be composed of people who have been married for at least 10 years.

Anonymous said...

@2:30pm
You're the type of whining BITCH that makes someone want to slash your throat. Silly asshole.

Ingmar's Prophetess said...

Saggitarius women are mostly hated on for their intelligence and their sometimes brutal honesty, but are also loved for their fiery passion and profound creativity. Saggitarius men expect absolute perfection in their significant others, although they themselves are are messy, sloppy, fickle-minded and disorganized (Jay and Bey).

I guess with my Sagg fire sign, and my hubby's Scorpion water sign - no wonder it be hot and steamy up behind these closed doors, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Mashonda would take SB back in a heartbeat - I just wish she would move on with her life. She will never be happy with another man - she's waiting on SB to come to come back to her. how pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Scary, crazy shit!!A non-moving baby.
Check this out before beyonce has this pulled.
a non-moving baby.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwfZK5o_s7o&feature=relmfu

Anonymous said...

@Whoever using beyonce to categorize the entire virgo sign, & the lame bitch saying virgos are serial killers, yall both sound like fucking retards.it's like the fucking dumbest shit I heard all day.

Anonymous said...

MASHONDA I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WRONG TRYING TO BLEND IN THE BROTHER'S AND TO SPEND TIME WITH SWIZZ AND IF YOU'RE GETTING SOME MILK AND COOKIES ON THE SIDE ENJOY ENJOY.

Anonymous said...

MASHONDA I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WRONG TRYING TO BLEND IN THE BROTHER'S AND TO SPEND TIME WITH SWIZZ AND IF YOU'RE GETTING SOME MILK AND COOKIES ON THE SIDE ENJOY ENJOY.

4:45 AM
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Why would somebody want to spend time with their ex? And it's not her job to blend in the brothers.

Lili said...

@11:12- LMAO I played that video 4x. That really is a DOLL. I didn't really want to believe she'd do something so warped, but there it is. I hope there's a real baby chilling in the house.



I'd love to get into this zodiac chat, but the Leo in me is only looking for what ppl are saying about my sign! :p


I've got a good heart, though! LOL

Anonymous said...

BEY-BEY IS CRAZY NO WONDER JAY ISN'T SAYING NOTHING ABOUT THE BABY BECAUSE THE CHILD IS A DOLL THEY NEED TO LOCK THAT BITCH UP ASAP INSTEAD OF MAKING TOUR DATES.

Anonymous said...

And to think i was the only one that knew the secret about Virgos. Virgo women ain't no picnic either. Why you think Beyonce is running around with a doll and posting "supposedly pregnant" pictures in the shade? Those bitches are crazy too
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lol lol lol

Anonymous said...

MASHONDA IS A BIRD.......

Anonymous said...

9:56 PM = Evil.

Anonymous said...

Women and their love of the zodiac. No wonder most women are confused souls.

Anonymous said...

Thank you @ 5:44 PM.

Anonymous said...

Men and thier love of various women. No wonder they can't get the good ones to stay loyal to them.

Anonymous said...

Hush

Anonymous said...

oh man y'all got me crackin the fuck up! 7:45 nailed it!

Anonymous said...

You would think that after all this FAILURE black women would stop using the zodiac to guide their romantic lives.

#pathetic

Anonymous said...

I hate to break it to ya'll but astrology aint real nor true!

Anonymous said...

All people have flaws not matter there background of signs. I am a Pieces and my man is an Aquarius we are both loners but at the same time can be very friendly. As an Aquarius he does have or show very little emotions but as a Pieces I think that I keep him in touch with his emotional side because I don't live as if I am not Human and hide my emotions. I have never been the kind of person who ignores the dead elephant in the room you better clean that shit up. Pieces are dreamers but like with everyone in life the company that you keep really does matter the smartest and most determined person can be knocked off of there hustle if that hang around loser with no vision. This world can make anyone mad and crazy because we teach out children less and less values and they grow up and because the worst parts of society. I think that real love can set anyone free but most of the time it does come with huge sacrifices look at what Jesus had to do to love the world and to give people the change to set out of darkness.

Mashonda is a woman who was done wrong and who rarely for any sympathy for her feelings and what her family was losing. We are in the time and land of the harlots and they are true sociopaths themselves. MY mother is a Virgo and while I have seen her be manipulating at times she has always been a very loving mother to me plus people only get away with what you let them get away with. When you are strong most thing fail when they come towards you with evil intentions. Knowing they self comes with great rewards and so does knowing what you won't put up with.

Anonymous said...

Im a Leo and we are the best when it comes to loyalty, beauty, smarts and money makers. We got an ego cuz we know we can. But there are some Leos that aint shit and they tend to normally fall back and be nothing. Those kinda people have their own zodiac sign.I beleive everything said in here about capricorns though because Im dealin with a crazy one right now

Anonymous said...

11:50

Having an ego is never a good thing because it is very selfish based and need to stand on the shoulders of others.

Anonymous said...

So, is she finally admitting that Swizz WAS the main reason why their marriage was "wrecked" & not Alicia or the other women he slept with & children he fathered while being married to her...I was giving Mashonda her 'ranting' period about Alicia & Swizz b/c the ending of a marriage is a painful thing & you just have to get some stuff out, but to comment EVERY TIME Alicia & Swizz are mentioned in an article is really sad & petty & her compulsive, stalkish, childish, always got something to say behavior MIGHT be the reason(s) Swizz was stepping out on her, still doesn't make it right, but I'm just saying!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's hope you trust him because a lot of male Scorpios talk about loyalty all day and they are loyal to no one. Male Scorpios talk a good game, but you need to watch everything they do because a lot of them love to have sex, I'm not saying all male Scorpios are shady, I'm just saying that some of those fools will crawl, stroll, run to the ends of the earth for a piece of a-s-s!
7:16 PM
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TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE ... with my interaction with a male Scorpio, he was so loving, romantic, gentle & attentive; made me feel like I was the only girl in the world, but when that other side comes out, watch the hell out, they can be the most meanest, I don't give a *uck ppl on the face of this earth & cheating & lying goes hand in hand & they think the WORLD revolves around them, they are some real slick talkers too, they have the talent to attract ppl & they know how to USE ppl to get what they want ... my lesson from a Scorpio, "when they show you who they really are, believe them" & either you deal with it or you don't because their huge egos will not allow them to change!!!

Ms. J said...

She has a good point. What comes around goes around, Opps that was A. Keyes song. Well it's coming sooner than A. Keyes thought, Mashonda not bitter, she just wants to get even with A. Keyes and I don't blame her in the least.

Anonymous said...

So, is Ms Mashonda just coming to this realization? I would think she figured that out long ago with his many affairs and babies during their relationship. Anyway she did not deny the rumors, she just said she wouldn't want any of the people who looked up to her thinking it was alright to do an adulterous act. Couldn't she just say wrong, it didn't happen. Anyway I wish Alicia the best and hope she continues to be blessed and happy.

Anonymous said...

In response to the person who said they acted like Mashonda didn't exist. Why would they have anything to say about Mashonda? This was about them and anything they might have said about her more than likely would have been taken the wrong way. So good for them. Mashonda can demand enough attention for herself, on her own. I don't suppose they were doing an interview to give Ms M support.

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