Friday, May 25, 2012

Michelle Obama Would Switch Places with Beyonce


In a recent interview First Lady Michelle Obama said if she could switch places with anyone it would be Beyonce...

The First Lady tells People Magazine,
"It looks like musicians just have the most fun."

79 comments:

Anonymous said...

And just because Michelle is an idiot Obama lost my vote. I guess being respectable isn't enough for Michelle. She wants to hang her pussy in front of the cameras too.

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!!! There is no other woman you would want to be like M~SHELLY?

Anonymous said...

This proved my point, stars don't work hard cause they are having fun prancing and frolicking on stage, for millions! MILLIONS!

Anonymous said...

U gots to be fuckn kidding me smh

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

I will not hold this against my first lady, we all have our guilty pleasures and Bey is Michelle's. Michelle is a Capricorn and nobody understand hard work, dedication and dogged determination to achieve the pinnacle of success derived from the fruits of your hard labor, more so than the hard working mountain goat, as her fellow earth sistrin, Bey being a Virgo Michelle recognizes the hard working qualities she see's in Bey. Michelle obviously also has inner fantasy of wanting to just have fun, so yeah Mrs O. I can dig it.

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cries* Bey's Kamp HAD to have paid her to say that, THEY HAD TO!!! Oh, Michelle, I'm still voting for your husband in November, but I wish y'all would distance yourselves from the Lion, the Camel, and the Rubber Baby. *cries harder*

Anonymous said...

Just in time for Bey's shows this weekend lol

Anonymous said...

Disappointed to say the least...

Anonymous said...

Guys. This is election season. She is just saying that to get in beyonces stans good graces for a vote. thats all. dont read too much into it.

Anonymous said...

Im sure Beyonce would like to switch places with Michelle so she can have Barack. Now harm no foul.

Anonymous said...

^ no harm

Anonymous said...

....until Beyonce ends up pulling a Marilyn and starts rolling around with Obama in bed and then it will be a different tune... *interviewer* who's the person you would want your husband to run out the counrty with his presidential power if he had that power to do so...? *michelle* (dead stares at interviewer) BEYONCE! Because her illiterate ass was having TOO much "fun" with my husband in bed! -- Oop! Sounds like a tea worthy situation hunty......tisk tisk Michelle!

Anonymous said...

*beyonce and jz on their hands and knees at the white house with a big pile of sweaty money in their pants*

pleez mr president we needs you to say something good about us and be seen wid us we got all the money you want right here. please mr president and michelle please we don't want nobody callin us hoodlum or hoodrat we wants to be you and be friends wid you we don't care if you hate us just please do dis we gots duh money right here.


Michell and Barak don't need shit from them fuck these two thirsty beggin ass ghetto negros.

Anonymous said...

and people really have to wonder why i don't like or trust politicians & the women they marry

Anonymous said...

So Michelle wants to be an uneducated bitch. smh.

Anonymous said...

Barak spends far too much time holding fund raisers and hanging out with celebs. he won't be getting my vote.

Anonymous said...

michelle this is ur first strike as far as i am concerned, don't let it happen again. In fact don't even answer dumb ass questions like this during an election year

Anonymous said...

@12:23.....Romney 2012!

Anonymous said...

More reason to NOT vote for her husband.

Anonymous said...

NOT SLICK, I SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING

Barack doesn't want to be president for another horrible run, congress is working his nerves constantly blocking his efforts, republicans suck a** and more racists are on the attack, Barack can't NOT run because it would be a big let down for him to give up, so who better to RUIN a career then Beyonce.
Just the mention of her name RUINS careers, the Obamas just proved themselves GENIUS with this one.
Best way to get out of another term and not appear like a quitter is to say Beyonce 3 times in the mirror and sit back while she DESTROYS his campaign, thus allowing him to be FREE from another republican bashing term.

Anonymous said...

1:01pm:

if this is true then i sure hell don't blame her.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I have lost some respect for Mrs. Obama. Funny, how this statement is being released the same weekend as Beyonce's so-called come back concert. I am trying to figure out how can it be a come back when the bytch never left. Does she ever leave??? That would be a big fat "NO"....

Anonymous said...

You guys are dumb. She said musicians have the most fun. She didnt say anything about Beyawnce.

Anonymous said...

...and this statement surprises us becaaaauuuse? Those two families have alway had some kind of secret ties? Remember, Jay-Z has Obama on speed dial! So WTF?

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

12:43 fuck romney that robot ass vulture opps venture capitalistic pig will never sit in the oval office, go somewhere with that bs.

@12:13 PM
Michelle ain't worried about her trying to make moves on her hubby, Bey would be annihilated should she even think to violate that, Obama is descended from a long line of Kenyan witches, his grandmothers bloodline from his black side ain't no joke Michelle is also walking with some bloodline witches too. Bey and her little creole bloodline witches would be no match for that smack down, every black witch in America and the Continent would come for her ass, trust she may be quasi illiterate but she ain't stupid at least not in that realm.

mure_noire said...

I lost all respect for her as well. Beyonce doesn't even have a college degree let alone a high school diploma. She is an entertainer NOT an intelluctual. She has awards for singing songs other people have written. She claims to be an actress but yet has no oscar winning performances. GTFOOHWTBS Michelle!!!!! You could have chosen better.

Anonymous said...

1:17pm

how do you know all this stuff and where can i read about it!? lolololol!

Anonymous said...

beyonce put money into baraks campaign so i guess anything goes.

Anonymous said...

Whatever Michelle

Anonymous said...

First Lady had to say something sweet about Beyonce, cause Beyonce wrote her an open letter, telling First Lady she was an inspiration. everybody calm down, it was like a little shout out for writing the letter.

Anonymous said...

DEAR MIZ OBAMA MA'M

I'Z WRITTEN YOUZ A LETTA ASKIN IF I'Z CAN COMES TO DUH WHITE HOUSE TO SEEZ YOUZ AND DUH PRESIDENT I'Z WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU I'Z WANTS TO DRESS LIKES YOU AND SMELLS LIKE YOU AND BE LIKES YOU. PLEASEZ ESSCEPT ME AND MY HUZBUND INTO YO COMPANY I'Z WILL HAVE SOMEBODYS TAWK FOR ME SINCZE I'Z CAYNT TAWK FOR MUH SELF. I'Z LOVE YOU.


SINCIRLEY



BEYANCE

(I'Z THINK I MIGH UH SPELLT MUY NAME WROYONG PLEAZ ESSCUSE MEH)

Anonymous said...

I hope the FLOTUS clears this up. Surely she wouldnt say something so silly.

Anonymous said...

1:29pm

awe you sweet thing thank you soooo much for lovin my post!

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

@1:22 PM
Huney!! chile this info ain't floating around on the net and that's all I'm gonna say lol.

Anonymous said...

smh Chelle, Chelle, Chelle . . . So you wanna pop ya pussy on stage huh? Chelle Bye !!

Anonymous said...

@ 1:29

I'm fucking dead bish. ROFL

Anonymous said...

I guess Michelle hasn't figured out that there are more Bey haters than stans. Between the gay people getting married and wanting to be like Bey, I don't see Obama winning.

Anonymous said...

Wait? Is that shit I see on Michelle's nose? Man, doesn't she know with all this ass kissing and brown nosing she needs to keep some wet ones handy?

I swear I'm gonna be sick. #theworldhasofficiallycome2anend#

Anonymous said...

All of this ass kissing is to secure more money from the Carters toward the campaign and security for Beyonce to sing at the Presidential inauguration if he wins.

Lets just see how much Jay Z and Beyonce are kissing the Obama's asses if he looses this election.

giving it 2ya str8 said...

the article said that she would switch places with a musician,NOT WITH BEYONCE !!! that means it can be anyone that does music. reading comprehension is very important people.

Anonymous said...

Even Michelle knows who the only true Queen is.She's ass-kissing becoz she doesn't want to get on Bey's bad side.Just Sayin'

Anonymous said...

2:47pm

beyonce and gay-z are the ones that need something from them its not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

"Musicians have the most fun" O_O?????
Not comedians who get to do what the hell they want to do, not actors being able to play different personalities and change their image. She picked Drunk a**, dope head musicians who work in the hardest to please field of the industry and have to accommodate their fanbase and watch what they say or suffer the wrath of mad fans and get bottles tossed at their head. Beyonce life hasn't appeared to be fun since she started, she's been looking like a abused captive stuck in a violent sex trafficking ring only allowed to befriend her mother and fat cousin. What the hell is the First Lady talking about "FUN"
How many musicians have become best pals with liquor and drugs because they aren't having "FUN" how many had a nervous breakdown just last year alone...."FUN"
REALLY?????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

Not this time Michelle you and your husband are on the way out,you guys do not wield the power you once had.Obama and Beyonce are no different from each other, they are both Hollyweird actors, its just that one does politricks, and the other DOES PORN,all of them are Pawns for PTB,so im not surprised Michelle would say that this is to boost Beyonce popularity,as her concerts sales are low or else we would not have hard anything from Michelle these pawn stars only look after their own.

Anonymous said...

@2;54 So true Rhianna is so burnt out, every now and again they have to practically drip feed her with drugs to stay awake now

Anonymous said...

Beyonce looks like a fucking alien in that picture.Has Blue every been sighted going to get her booster shots, has Blue ever been back to hospital for her six weeks check up.Does Blue ever see daylight now,does Blue where clothes where does Beyonce shop for Blue clothes,does Blue have any toys,has Blue got a playmate.Beyonce go take take your money grabbing conniving self and drown in the ocean somewhere sick to the death of you and your lies as is everybody else, even your die hard stans are angry, you really played them for a fool, what a shame.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? Actors are the ones who look like they have the most fun. They get to play different characters and challenge themselves while they do. I'm proud of who I am and I will never disrespect God by saying I want to be someone else when he created me to be me. I most definitely would whether be an actor than a musician. If Michelle really thinks musician has the most fun? She needs to get out more. No matter who you are we all have fun! Heck I think non celebrities have the most fun we can do whatever we want, go anywhere we want, go on vacation and don't have to worry about our privacy being invaded or paps taking pictures of us.

Anonymous said...

her answer left me flabbergasted...

i have never had a use for that word before now...

i'm wondering if she would have given a different answer in an interview with a mag such as The New Yorker, Metropolis, Vanity Fair...

Anonymous said...

@ 12:10 PM I agree with that.

Anonymous said...

They left that part out...but she does say "i would be beyonce" she says something abut beyonce work ethic or hard worker something to that effect then says musicians look like they have fun! Ive known for awile now that no matter who you vote for and wos president govenor etc doesnt matter because its aready been prophecied certain things must and will take place. As long as your faith remains strong in the Aleph and Tau Creator and Ha Mashiach there is NOTHING to fear and be anxious about! The ptb or whatever people call them have no more ability than to at worst kill you. To some thats a horrible thought to me i find solace in it. The ONLY wrath i fear is of Yahuah El Shaddai! Beyonce obama nwo ptb satan antiMashiach and whoever else are perishable just like me so who are they?? NOBODY!! Didnt mean to turn this into a preachy comment but if it strengthens one person ive done my job. Shalom my sisters and brothers :-)

Anonymous said...

Let me clear this up for those who are lost.

Michelle, Barack, Beyonce and Jay Z are all pawns and work for the same people. The PTB!

Beyonce is a Presidential Beta Sex Slave.

Besides singing Beyonce is to the President as to what Marilyn Monroe was to President Kennedy, and Michelle knows this, but it is out of her control because the PTB call all the shots, and that's why Beyonce hasn't fallen as hard as she should have. She is protected. Which is why her name even comes up and is attached to the Obamas.

Keep in mind that with the PTB, everyone is in bed with everyone and they have their own set of rules.

Anonymous said...

They all work for the same master so no suprises here. Fraud is as fraud does, nothing worst than a scam artsit and a liar.

Anonymous said...

@3:17. LOL....who wants to know all of that? TMI.

Anonymous said...

Did Snitch say Beyonce and everybody's running with it? What she posted doesn't say Beyonce and the quote from Michelle Obama doesn't allude to Beyonce either because she's no musician. Am I missing something?

Wired from the Universe said...

^ If people only knew the truth, unfortunately people are afraid of the truth.

Michelle is a disgrace to laud someone as incompetent and mediocre as this puppet. I am hoping that Michelle showed her kids beyonce videos for 'dance for you', 'kitty kat', 'freakum dress', 'get me bodied', 'naughty girl' and all of the accomplished, head-strong, classy, ultra-progressive, promoting altruistic self-love that this puppet engages in *sarcasm*

For someone who bleaches the skin, where's blonde hair, has not done anything remotely helpful for the black community and has in fact only serve to perpetuate stereotypes of black women as being 'ghetto', 'hyper-sexual jezebel', 'who lack proper education and self-development' she only aids and embeds the myth of the black woman. She only reinforces the idea that the black woman can be a 'bad bitch' (profanity included) but cannot be an upstanding woman because those to nouns are non-parellel to the black American woman.

Notice that since beyonce has came out other artist have demoted themeselves by wearing little next to nothing and focusing on exploiting their bodies rather than honing their craft of singing.

Michelle Obama is NOT a role model, beyonce is NOT a role model. If I want to look for feminine role models, other than my mother and grandmothers I will look to the Susan B. Anthony's, Harrie Tubman's, Mary McLeod Bethune, Ida B. Well's, Lena Hornes, etc who were pioneers in their talents and used their gifts for the greater good, not for profit, not for fame, not for self-agrrandizement but to uplift their race, their country and ultimately themselves.

PJ White said...

Some of you folks are both sad and funny simultaneously.

Anonymous said...

Wow everyone is complaining about the skin bleaching, majority of them white. From what I see in the comments white people believe beyonce is ashamed of being black and they want to know why she is trying to look like them. SMH!

Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT!!!! They couldn't even get Michelle to be Godmommy to Blue Ivy.

If yáll believe this bullshit lie then I have some swamp land in Florida I want to sell you real cheap. This has Beyonce pr machine written all over it cause she needs to sell those tickets.

Don't believe the hype.

Anonymous said...

Everybody just needs to chill! Who would not wanted to give up two ivy league degrees, respect from women and men all over the world , and being married to the leader of the free world to be a non GED having, identity confused, yaki wearing, married to a wannbe former drug dealer now million dollar coon! The coice is ovbvious!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

listen: what do you guys know about warren buffet being blue ivy's godfather?

Anonymous said...

That bitch, Michelle Obama should grab several seats and sit her old ass down.

Anonymous said...

So Michelle wants to throw her pussy around the stage.

Bitch sit down, and you just lost my vote.

I'm done with you and the President catering to drug dealers (jayz) and pussy poppers.

There are soooo many worthy people to admire.

I'm still pissed YOU wanted Beyonce to sing Etta James song.

I hope the President don't win...........

Anonymous said...

Its all a clique, Oprah, Beyonce, Jayz, whomever they don't like Michelle won't like, and praise.

Anonymous said...

Since when the bitch Beyonce turned into a musician? Does the bitch play any instruments? GTFOH! This is an insult to real musicians.

Anonymous said...

The President will be losing a lot of votes behind that message......

Anonymous said...

I like Beyonce, but Michelle, the Republicans are gonna have a field day with this one!

Anonymous said...

Obama did away with our school vouchers, here in DC. That's not right to do to good black folks that want their kids to have half a chance. And shit yes those school were good. Romney, said he'll fight the teachers union for school choice for our kids.

Michelle, what you smoking?

Anonymous said...

The Oscar goes to Beyonce for putting on that me so happy and doing it so well that even the 1st Lady would like to trade places with her.People fool people all the time with those fake smiles, and always sounding excited about that next album and that next concert. The music industry is brutal, Donna Summer once tried to commit suicide, Phylis Hymen after a couple attempts did! Donny Hathaway, Drugs and Alcohol carried out some of the temptations, Don't marvel even satan himself appears as an angel of light! Everything that glitters is not gold, come on Michelle as our first Black first Lady, think before you answer,if you answer these stupid questions, why lower yourself in order to boost up some one else.I don't want no one else life, it is not for me, my life is especially tailored to fit me, if the outfit don't fit, it was not made for you! Stop Idolizing it is a sin, we have to educate this generation with wisdom and knowledge, no wonder all the plastic surgeons stay busy, trying to give someone a celebrities nose that they don't even want!

Anonymous said...

Other than the Clinton's, the Obama's are some of the most fraudulent, starstruck folks to ever reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Anonymous said...

@1:17 Nubian, you are a fucking nonsensical fool.

Anonymous said...

interviewer-thanks for allowing me to interview you .
Beyonce-you are welcome this is really amazing.

interviewer-so Beyonce what the hell is really going on?

Beyonce-well i am a new mother ,it's amazing and i .....
interviewer-listen quick with the lame talk ok?where the hell is blue 4 or whatever her name and did you give birth to her?

Beyonce-well rumour has it that i used a surrogate or all these crazy conspiracies and.....
interviewer-Bitch listen answer a direct and specific question ok ? Don't play me or waste my time i got to interview other liars next.

Beyonce-i i i..had Blue ivy naturally and she was manufactured through matell toys and i picked her out ,i was involved with the designs and structure of her body and her looks .

interviewer-you mean like your fake ass was manufactured like a damn product?

Beyonce-absolutely..i mean no not like that at all .

interviewer-well now your ass is getting my point and who's crazy idea was this to fake your different size pregnancies ? huh who beyonce?

Beyonce-well Jay and i thought it would be amazing if we.....*&^^$$

Interviewer-ok bitch i heard enough of your dumb slow speaking ass and all i needed to hear was jay z's name and dollar signs come out your country ass mouth.

Beyonce -it was RIDICULOUS for us to have this interview and CRAZY for you to ask personal questions .

Interviewer-listen you delusional warcraft witch ,the only two who are crazy is you and Sasha ok so get the hell out my office before i get FIERCE on yo ass...cut the cameras it's a wrap this hoe is headed for the nut house and don't edit this interview in case i come up missing .
4:31 PM
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Anonymous said...

this needed to be repeated so those who fall down and worship this woman can see even the Obama's are trying to help revive this chick's career lol

Anonymous said...

@1:01

That is THEE dumbest thing I've ever read on this site.

Anonymous said...

@1:01-lol that was funny

Anonymous said...

@10:38


Roflmao....oh god, my side hurts.hahaha I hate u.


But 4real though u know most of those words arent in Bey vocabulary. Bitch so simple she name her child a color. Wonder how much they paid the surrogate cuz if that trick was ever pregnant that means I was born white.

Anonymous said...

JUST BE YOUR SELF.

Anonymous said...

@1:29PM-@5:00PM THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT THERE LOL AND IT WAS SO TRUE KEEP UP THE GREAT COMMENTS.

The Real Fedup said...

Michelle you a fool---- FLOTUS or not. Not cool at all! This is an insult to your supporters and frankly a dumb statement on an election year! I am not voting for these star struck President Obama and First lady Michelle. What has Beyonce contributed but lie to the public, pussy pop on stage, wagging her weave, fake a pregnancy and adding some money under the table for the Obamas?

If they lose, I can see why---- stop kissing these narcissists celebs asses and focus on the REAL issues in the country!

Anonymous said...

Michelle is already an intellectual person. So what, she wouldn't mind being Beyonce. It was a lighthearted question she was asked and she was honest. WOW the people who made negative comments are CRAZY! SMH I guess if you're a politician or politician's wife you should be super serious all the time....

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