Thursday, July 26, 2012

Beyonce Has a Message for the BeyHive


The Bey Stans are positively buzzing right now after Beyonce left a cryptic message on her Tumblr page informing her Hive to be ready on August 19th...

90 comments:

AnRnBThug said...

All that Bread and I can see an AFRO under your weave? #SMH

Anonymous said...

Why she looking like Lloyd in this picture?

Anonymous said...

LMaO @ "Afro under your weave" oh boy, she is back!! Let's see how hard she is tweaking and grinding fr dollars this cycle. She is a glorified stripper.

Anonymous said...

She plan on taking all 15 members of the Bee Hive to the beach or something on that day?

Anonymous said...

Finally! A Beyonce post *LOL*

Now Bish' can we get an update about:

Where is Scarface
What's Kola Beef up to?
Is Kimora & DiJimon back together?
Is Diamond Pregant?
NeNe Leakes plastic surgery last week?
Who gave Lauren Hill money for her Taxes?
Who is DMX living with in SC?
Keke Wyatt new boring reality show?
Is Eddie Long paying for his church cruise to the Bahamas this year?
Who has Jill Scott cussed out lately?
Did Eve deliver her baby?
Is Vivica Fox slipping back to her boy toy?

We need updates...LOL

Anonymous said...

SHE IS revealing another 3 month pregnancy? Another flop single or a flop album?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ She needs to show some kind of appreciation to those lost souls.
Maybe she should build "Beehive Land" so her followers could move there and worship her in peace. Wouldn't that be nice?

Anonymous said...

#lesigh As usual all it takes is a Beyonce post to bring out the crazies...

Anonymous said...

lol @RnB "AFRO under your weave"

#HowTragic

Anonymous said...

@11:52
I would also like an update on the whole Kimora, Djimon & Kola Boof situation. That story was good entertainment I tell ya!

I love it when Kola crazy ass goes off.

Anonymous said...

She just couldn't take it..no publicity, everyone following the Jackson's saga..she felt left out. Every time she presented Blue Ivy someone steals her thunder...first time Feb 11...RIP Whitney passes..news media put the story in a little box in the corner of the blogs and paper...Next time...last week...Suri Cruise..went headline walking down the street with her dad and Little Beckman took her first step...maybe she should just sit back and enjoy motherhood...there is nothing wrong with working hard, but there comes a time when you have to relax and enjoy life.

Anonymous said...

MAYBE SHE GONNA REVEAL ANOTHER 3 MONTH PREGANCY? OR ANOTHER flop album or another flop single?

Anonymous said...

She just can't let Mariah have her time. Smh

Anonymous said...

11:25 needs to start a blog!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
She plan on taking all 15 members of the Bee Hive to the beach or something on that day?
11:50 AM
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Lmao! Those mofos are crazy!

Anonymous said...

@12:29 Mariah doesn't deserve any shine! She ain't on Bey's level & she damn sure ain't got that Bey money! August 19, 2012 will be the day that the lessors careers will be slayed & wigs will be snatched.

Anonymous said...

@12:17 - Ha-Ha, why was I thinking the same thing. Everytime she tries to get some publicity with Blue Ivy, somebody steals her shine. First it was Whitney's death, then TomKat, Mariah/J-LO/American Idol. Finally, her camp released photos of Blue Ivy's face and then the Jackson family fiasco steals the headlines. Sorry, B, you are too predictable and boring. Nobody is interested in your little Mrs. Squeaky Clean Perfect azz.

Anonymous said...

i was trying to give snitch some ideas for posts besides them damn jacksons and those fucking love and hip hop creatures. i hate that this blog doesn't get fresh posts like some of the other blogs do cuz this is the only place where i actually LIKE reading some of the comments!

Anonymous said...

I willz Bey Thurr!

Anonymous said...

She looks like a retarded drunk in that pic

Anonymous said...

@12:41
Quit playing. Mariah's been in the game AND WINNING since Bey was a snot nosed brat on the playground.

WTF do Bey stans be smoking?

Anonymous said...

Please, Mariah has three classic albums under her belt with songs that are timeless. She can sing circles around B and is a true songwriter. Unlike B who tries so hard to portray this perfect image with her well scripted interviews, Mariah is a diva, but she keeps it real in her interviews. She doesn’t try to sugar coat anything and is not afraid to share her flaws. Oh and Mariah was really pregnant and did actual give birth to her babies.

IAINTMADATCHA said...

Beyonce must have some major contracts that need to be fulfilled because I don't know any woman who is "rich" and purposely gets "pregnant", that would not take time out to just relax and spend time with her newborn (and not for one week). She didn't even take off the obligatory 3 months that even regular new moms take. Beyonce is so fucking Ultra!

Anonymous said...

Mariah writes/produces her own music. Beyonce's money is an illusion, she has no real money and actually owes Sony. Why do you think she is about to make more music, do more tours instead of raising her child? They have debts to pay..

Anonymous said...

Does anyone still care ? I can't believe people still care. Beyonce seems like such old news. Girl 4 came and went. Beyonce you had a nice run, broke a lot of records, achieved a lot as an artist but boo give the world a break and raise your daughter. Your fans have even quieted down !I can't believe you won't go and sat for a second ! No one is checking for Beyonce at this time. We all are tired. Let yourself be missed.

Anonymous said...

I'm going.

Anonymous said...

beyonce is going to shock us all with a big afro.

Anonymous said...

I have some bug killer for that damn beehive.


No one gives a fuck. Go take care of that ugly ass baby. Shouldn't you be getting buying more teething toys....both of you will be teething at the same time. Ugh

Anonymous said...

boo boo your post aint gonna get the 100+ comments it usually gets, ain't neaux 1 curr about you stop trying

neaux 1 saving that date either

Anonymous said...

Beyonce hair never looks like real hair, or real weave period. It always look more like carpet fibers, thread or something. Imma need for her to downgrade her brand. So sick of the lions mane. Honestly it looks like lion hair. A thick HOT mess !! Child get that 100% cotton, goat hair whatever it is out of your head ! That is not hair !

Anonymous said...

I'm going too, can't wait, I'm so excited!

Anonymous said...

No one is talking about Mariah or Jlo or Katie Holmes. Everyone is talking about those greedy azz Jackos.

Anonymous said...

I hope another Jackson family scandal erupts on August 19th--preferably, the appearance of Janet's supposedly secret daughter that was raised by Rebbie. Man, if that were to come true, not even a sex tape with camel would make a dent in THAT media publicity!

Anonymous said...

@12:29 Mariah doesn't deserve any shine! She ain't on Bey's level & she damn sure ain't got that Bey money! August 19, 2012 will be the day that the lessors careers will be slayed & wigs will be snatched.

12:41 PM

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Nigga, are you high? Name ONE Beyonce song anyone thinks is a classic track. ONE. Bitch, I bet you and you stank-pussy breath and hot-dog neck rolls can't do it.

If it wasn't for her getting with Jay-Z, she would irrevelant. She should be slurping that nigga's dick every fucking chance she gets. No wonder people complain about Beyonce's breath being stank, they smelling Jay-Z's rotted penis.

Anonymous said...

This will be my first Beyonce concert, I can't wait either.

Anonymous said...

LOL@ 1:52
I agree with your post, however, I do believe it was Beyonce who made Jay Z more relevant in a mainstream way. White people loved Beyonce. They didn't know who Jay Z was before he was linked to her.

Anonymous said...

For @12:29 Mariah doesn't deserve any shine! She ain't on Bey's level & she damn sure ain't got that Bey money!
What?--They still playing Vison Of Love on the radio!!! I aint' hear Say my Name or Crazy in Love since 2006, can some one out there school, #12:29 please I can't even get into all the fakeness, lies, echo mics, waves for 11 years straight, etc...

Anonymous said...

Timeless classic Mariah Carey songs - Vision of Love, Love Takes Time, I Don't Wanna Cry, Emotions, Can't Let Go, Dreamlover, Hero, One Sweet Day, Always Be My Baby, Butterfly, Fantasy. All I Want For Christmas Is You.....

Beyonce's timeless classics .....crickets chirping.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce u r T I R E D!! Take yo doll and take a nap!!

Anonymous said...

I would love to go, but the funds are low.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce can forget it. Nobody is interested in her. Too many other hot interesting stories going on in the world of Hollyweird. From the entire Jackson family mess to the Twilight scandal.

The only way she can steal the headlines is to come clean about the entire pregnancy and who really gave birth to Blue Ivy.

Anonymous said...

@2:47 Single Ladies, Diva, Upgrade U, Get Me Bodied, Freakum Dress, If I was a Boy, Crazy In Love, Run The World, Love on Top, Naughty Girl, Halo are all classics! Single Ladies shits on Mariah's whole catalog.

Anonymous said...

STFU! jealous big butt ugly blackies.

Anonymous said...

@11:42

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

chinaff said...

@4:18
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BITCH you just said songs about pussy and gold diggers are classic, and shits on Mariah's songs that she actually wrote.
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Anonymous said...

@2:47. Try again. Those songs are disposable and not timeless classics. The Single Ladies music video was more popular than the actual song, but the song is not a timeless classic. Beyonce's most popular song to date is Crazy In Love. The rest are junk and forgettable.

Mariah Carey has a much better music catalog than Beyonce's pre-school songs.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, meant @4:18

@. Try again. Those songs are disposable and not timeless classics. The Single Ladies music video was more popular than the actual song, but the song is not a timeless classic. Beyonce's most popular song to date is Crazy In Love. The rest are junk and forgettable.

Mariah Carey has a much better music catalog than Beyonce's pre-school songs.

Anonymous said...

@4:18 - are you serious, Run the World Girls, Freakum Dress, Naughty Girl ---timeless classics.

Go take a seat with that foolishness.

dreadee said...

Uh, hold the eff up. I don't really care for either but Mariah can run circles around Beyonce, her shit is timeless. Sorry Bey fans, in 10 years, people will not give a shit about Single Ladies, Bills Bills Bills, Deja Vu, all that.

Anonymous said...

4:49 PM
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Anonymous said...

@4:49 U CAN NOT BE SERIOUS! LMMFAO!! I ain't even a mariah fan, but it is what is ... beyonce don't have any classic s

Anonymous said...

Puh-lease ' vision of love' shits on beyonce's entire EXSISTENCE! !

Anonymous said...

To play Devils Advocate, I did hear Say My Name on Q100 Atlanta today (they play Jumpin Jumpin to death as well).

The only songs I consider "classic" by Beyonce is Crazy in Love and Single Ladies. They were her rise and peak, respectively, in the main(white)stream. All those other hood songs will be left in the dark for her stans to reminisce on.

chinaff said...

18 #1s BITCH
210 million albums sold WW
2 DIAMOND ALBUMS

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

Dead at the comments!!!
@4:18 PM are you serious? SMH

Anonymous said...

The only way she can steal the headlines is to come clean about the entire pregnancy and who really gave birth to Blue Ivy.
4:16 PM
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Now THAT's what I'm waiting for!

Also, more recent photos of Blue Ivy in cute outfits, please! Couple more months and she'll be standing up on her own.

Anonymous said...

@4:18 I get it - that was sarcasm! Good one!

Anonymous said...

What does "Get Me Bodied" mean? And what the hell is a "Freakum Dress"? I guess I should listen to the songs to find out, but never mind, I don't want to know that badly.

Anonymous said...

Prepare for MORE LIES from this ASSHOLE on August 19, 2012.

THE DESPERATION NEVER ENDS...

Anonymous said...

I hope Beyonce's next album has some quality songs like Crazy in Love, Halo, and Bills Bills Bills. I can't handle another album like 4.

Anonymous said...

Irreplaceable is better than anything Mariah put out. King Bey put the phrase To The Left, To The Left into the lexicon of pop culture.

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE WILL PUSSYPOP TILL SHE DIES...

NO ARTISTRY NECESSARY... PURE PUSSYPOPPING NASTINESS FOR HER LOW IQ STANS.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear new stolen music from Stealyonce Gisele Knowles!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS:

BEYONCE WILL ANNOUNCE THAT SHE IS PREGNANT WITH TWENTY-TWO FETUSES GROWING INSIDE HER (TOTALLY NATURAL, OF COURSE).

BEYONCE AND HER PRETEND-HUSBAND GAY-Z WILL ANNOUNCE A NEW REALITY SHOW ENTITLED...

"JAY & BEY + TWENTY-THREE"

Anonymous said...

Awl da sungle laydis is no way in hell a classic. Slow bitch can't pronounce the words.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce the 45 year old struggling minor starlet will continue shoving her tranny-looking granny mug in all our froats until we accept her.

PLEASE, I BEG YOU, BUY THIS BITCH'S USELESS CDs ALREADY...

PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE...

Anonymous said...

I hope it's a new hairdo.

Anonymous said...

I heard Beyonce got offered 5 Canadian cents a year contract to serve as a judge for a new reality star search entitled "The Next Vegas Stripper".

Congrats, Klown Bey!!!

The Real Fedup said...

Dead---- this thread LMAO! This has been needs to sit down and take care of her blue clues baby camel shawnita blue carter! No one cares or checkin for this trick stunts in Aug 19th. I hope another tea scandal debunk this trick to the land of Has Been status for good!

Anonymous said...

Fuck Beyawnce...on the 19th?....well thats summerslam so gtfowtbs.........oh and you are a seriously wack bitch.....get over yoself and watch that baby that you adopted....c'mon son yo ass aint had no fucking baby you're pussy is a waste land nothing can survive in that worn out hole....

Anonymous said...

Beyonce Knowles and Antoine Dodson = Separated At Birth

But Antoine looks more like a natural woman than Bey.

chinaff said...

Well wasn't it around the same time she announced her first fake chunky camel.
Either she revealing something(putting blue on stage) or some bullshit music, that I will drag thru the mud

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for this announcement!

I bet it's about her straight-to-dvd laughfest:

"A DESPERATE MINOR STARLET IS BORN"

CONGRATS, KLOWN BEY!!!

Anonymous said...

August 19 is World Humanitarian Day which she is supporting. #IDIOTS

Anonymous said...

Beyonce the FAKE HUMANITARIAN is so vapid.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce looks like GremlinTina Knowles' mother.

Anonymous said...

Why does she feel the need to always attach her name to something big, as if she created it or invented, latch onto the Obamas as if she won the presidency. Shes a narcissit. August 19 was doing just fine without her.

chinaff said...

Look at everyone in here talking shit about Beyonce(me included) just for saying a date.
But everyone gets called out for talking about some white grown ass kids, man fuck THAT!
Damn Hypocrites, ever one was in here(including me) talking shit about a "pregnant" woman and her off spring before she was even born, but now everyone gets all touchy feely over some untalented kids. Everyone seemed to be laughing and co-signing When Me, HoodRat, FedUp and a couple of anon. when we were going in on Bey's baby. Michael was not God and his kids aren't angels!
Don't try and check me without checking yourself first. Y'all are the same one that was going in on Willow Smith(a black girl) but are so sensitive when it comes down to some White STRANGER BITCHES! I love MJ, but think, if he had to choose you(a black person) or some white person, who do you think he would choose??

Anonymous said...

Beyonce Knowles and Antoine Dodson = Separated At Birth

But Antoine looks more like a natural woman than Bey.
7:52 PM
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YUP

chinaff said...

BLUE IVY
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2324982198/gfjg3pgs02g9hcmmpsli.jpeg

Anonymous said...

you are wrong for that pic..lol

Anonymous said...

beyonce hasn't realized yet that she aint shit? damn.

WTF, MAN??? said...

^^^^^@1:16 AM^^^^^^ and YOU haven't realized that she'll still flip her weave, keep it movin' and not give two fucks because in her world YOU ain't shit? DAMN. LMMFAO!!!!

so one cryptic tweet and y'all go nuts......HILARITY!!!! i see all this hate for this girl and how much y'all can't stand her and wish she would go away......but you look at most bey threads and there are HUNDREDS of comments, mostly from folks who claim they hate her. i bet she just sits back and laughs at y'all saying 'STILL MADE YA LOOK, BITCH!' lolololololololol snitch is officially the site where haters dwell and stew in their own bitterness and fuckery.

but i digress.....continue with the madness...*chomps popcorn.....the cheesy kind....*

Shut the hell up, Sorlando Knowles said...

*Yawn*.

Beyonce doesn't even know or care that her stans exist.

Pathetic weirdos...

BEYONCE = DESPERATE MINOR STARLET said...

Actually, Beyonce knows she's a nobody - never a bonafide star. Not enough influence to even be called a has-been. She is simply a "NEVER WAS".

This lowest form of starlet has been using smoke and mirrors throughout her 45 years of existence on this earth to pretend she is more than what she is.

Beyonce ain't THE SHIT.

SHE IS SIMPLY COW MANURE.

[BLEACHED COW MANURE, TO BE EXACT.]

Anonymous said...

This August the 19th is Eid for us Muslims. Beyonce looks old. No way she is 30.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce always act like she is going to bring something so spectacular to the table with her new CD's and then BAMMMMMMM:

You get another high class nursery rhyme! GIRL FOH...Leave Your FootPrint on and Island somewhere and stay your pea brain there!

Her and her man can't lay low for shat! I guess they need the money and owe folks out the ARSE!

Because the way they brag you would think they were raking in Bill Gates or Warren Buffet $$$$

I bet the beyhive won't take her to 1 million in a weekend, they are barely taking her to 100k

Kindergarten a$$ songs...."AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT"

Anonymous said...

Yes I agree...August 19th was doing fine without her!

And since I know you and your street team and mop head sister and witch face mother is reading this, let me say that

YOU ARE WASHED UP! But please at least be original and make up your own nursery rhymes and videos since you will pay big money in payola to shove it down the general publics throat!

Anonymous said...

Bey will reveal to the world on August 19th that:
1. That her husband's husband is NOT Larry Johnson but Ty-Ty Smith
2.She will be auctioning off the box that Blue Ivy came in with original UPS postage and the fake pregancy suit she wore for three months
3. she will admit that Kelly Rowland is her biological sister
4.She will confess her real age
5.She will reveal her real hair
6.She will announce that she will be giving back retro pay to all the artist she stole song writing credits from since 1998 in the amount of 1 billion dollars

Anonymous said...

SOME WORDS FROM ALICIA KEYS:
It was going to be so difficult trying to find my body after my baby! Phew!-ADMITS TO THE REALITY OF LOOSING BABY WIEGHT
I believed the myths about how breast feeding helps you lose weight—what a kind and comforting myth that is -ADMITS TO THE MENTAL PREPERATION SHE WENT THROUGH
I was speaking to another woman just yesterday who recently had a baby and she was telling me the samething- DISPLAYS HER HUMAN CONNECTION WITH OTHER WOMEN WHO RECENTLY HAD CHILDREN AS WELL BY SHARING STORIES.
If I’m done with my day at 2am and in bed by 3am, do I schedule the gym for the 2 hours I have before meetings begin or just spend that time with Egypt? I mostly choose the latter to the dismay of my ass and abs. Then in the rare moments I have less meetings I go the gym during his and MY nap time to the dismay of my studio sessions later that night LOL, it’s quite a roller coaster balancing act. –ADMITTING THE SAD REALITY OF NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME IN A DAY
Call me crazy, but I’m happy when I come home at 2 in the morning and he wakes up so I might have a chance to pull him out into our beds for comfort-THESE WORDS CAN ONLY COME FROM A LOVING AND DEDICATED MOTHER
There is no magic wand, I am a working mama and a wife and like so many of us we are juggling what can seem like the entire world- HERE SHE IS EXPRESSING THE REALITY OF BEING A WORKING PARENT WEAHTER OR NOT SHE HAS AMPLE MONEY SHE IS TRYING HER BEST TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT WITH HER CHILD AND BLANCE HER CAREER AND HUSBAND.
Just some examples of Alicia Keys comments of her child on her tumblr page, very touching but all you people out there know what I am getting at, all Bey said during her behind the scenes at Revel was: I just had a baby” What thats all you have to say, ok that’s because Rosemary doesn’t have a child of her own she just be carrying over sized dolls or borrows other people’s kid and not for nothing that LIVE child she was holding looked a lot like Cathy White: http://www.frequencynews.com/wordpress/gossip/gossip-fix/publicist-dies-mysterious-death/

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