Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Teyanna Taylor Pays Homage to Janet Jackson


Hip Hop ingénue Teyanna Taylor recreates Janet Jackson's iconic Rolling Stone cover...



So, how does Teyanna measure up?

94 comments:

Anonymous said...

She need to pay homage to EARTHA KITT, with her old-fashioned looking self.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with her face?

Anonymous said...

keep that. shit is wack as fuck. who's hands tho??

Anonymous said...

What does this bitch do? I've seen her in photos for years, and have yet to find out what it is she does...

Anonymous said...

Copy cat bitch.

Anonymous said...

Girl Stop !

Anonymous said...

The reason that she did this is because of what? What does she do? How does she make her money? Who the hell is she? Why am I even entertaining her at all? Silly Me.

Anonymous said...

She does have a banging ass body but there is nothing even remotely attractive or sexy about that hard ass face

wsidemomma04 said...

Why don't Byronnnn baby momma have a seat Lol this chick is not hot or cute enough with trying to make her happen even tyler perry couldn't just start her career lol

Anonymous said...

Is that an implant incision under her left breast? good grief! All folks do is copy now. Is there no originality left? DAMN!

Anonymous said...

She played in Madea's Big Happy family as Bow Wow's baby momma. Lauren London played Bow Wow's current girlfriend. Teyanna's role was actually pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

Nice body but the face.... meh. Come to think of it, neither pics are stunning to me

Hottestchick said...

This bitch is so ugly and irrelevent!!!

And I will be happy when the whole "Black girls wearing bright red lipstick" phase is over because bright red lipstick doesn't look good on anyone except fair complected white women with (usually) light colored hair (ie Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Gwen Stephanie) IMO.

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

She looks like one of those little troll dolls, nothing remotely sexy about her hard ass looking face, thirsty ass attention whore!!!.

Anonymous said...

I just want to know how you get the job holding r&b singers tits. I'm qualified.

Anonymous said...

*LYING ON THE FLOOR BANGING MY FISTS AND FEET AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF*! OH SHIT THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY YOU SNITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME SPILL MY EXPENSIVE ASS TEA ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN YOU OWE ME A COMPUTER SCREEN!

Anonymous said...

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

Anonymous said...

THIS BITCH IS FUCKING UGLY AND OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 12:10 PM
"Copy cat bitch."

SO BASICALLY, WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT ONCE YOU GET A DECENT FOOT IN THE BLACK CELEBRITY DOOR, NO MATTER HOW WHACK YOUR FOOT WAS/IS AND NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE INDUSTRY, YOU STILL GET A FREE RIDE THROUGH CELEBRITY LAND, STILL GET TO PARTY AND BULLSH*T IN PHOTOSHOOTS AND NAME BRAND PARTIES.....
must be nice to not have to work hard on entertainment projects and still get to party, shop and mingle with the celebrities that are actually working to earn their fame.
I guess it would be rude for the industry to not invite/include those who fell off, only Jay-z and P. Diddy can write failed celebrities and vanquish them from earth, if only teyanna had started off as part of jay-z or Diddy's team, then once she fell off she would be MIA or religious. Jay-z and Diddy sure know how to vanish people.

Anonymous said...

Ew. Girl, stop!

Anonymous said...

She looks like a female gremlin !!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

all these overtly sexual pics she keeps taking and yet she's claiming she's a virgin...i mean you don't have to be mother teresa if your a virgin but you don't have to act like a jezebel either...

Anonymous said...

STOP IT!!!

Anonymous said...

BYE!! SAT DOWN! #DISGRACE

Anonymous said...

She is even more irrelevant than Joseline ...

Anonymous said...

we're all still scratching our heads wondering what she does and y is she talked about. Remember her tomboyish ass from sweet16. I believe she was supposed to be signed to pharell's label and was into skate boarding and ish. now she's some glamour chick??

oh, i dont believe in recreating shit. that's just a fancy way of saying you copied. be original. this generation has the audacity to be cocky as fuckin all get out, but stay copying, auto tune, and taking the quick way out. smh

Anonymous said...

Somebody get this chick some chicken and waffles cuz this heffa ain't got no curves.
Maybe this copy cat heffa would look better if her face was covered.

Anonymous said...

@12:05 lmao, you stupid!

Anonymous said...

Why do I feel if someone like rihanna would have taken this photo it wouldn't be such a big turn off.

Anonymous said...

janet was so pretty in her heyday. even with the nose job.

Anonymous said...

don't pay homage when you look SIGNIFICANTLY worse than the original

just sayin'

-TruthBeTold

Anonymous said...

I think Teyanna is beautiful. She has an unique face and nice full lips. It looks like tattoos on her breast..not incision.

Anonymous said...

Janet made it sensual and sexy.

Taylor made it cheap.

Anonymous said...

nice try... thats a classic picture and Janet just had a more sophisticated sexy.

Anonymous said...

At least her hair looks good and really I don't think she is ugly her makeup just really makes her look old. She looks just like God made her...not some plastic surgeon. I'm sure she has enough money to get some work done. I'm glad she is keeping it real. We complain about yt but we feed into their standard of beauty. At least she has HANDS OF COLOR on her breast...

dreadee said...

Her face ain't right at all...go back to the drawing board babygirl....BTW, what do you do again?!

Anonymous said...

What are this marks on her breasts? Are those scars from breast implants? Please, someone tell this Frankenstein's monster to sit down. Yuk!

Anonymous said...

They should have pulled her curls down more so they'd cover her entire face.

She looks like a bulldog.

Anonymous said...

THIS GIRL ISN'T THIS UGLY! SOMEBODY PURPOSELY DID A CRUEL MAKEUP JOB ON HER FACE BECAUSE SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT UGLY NO WAY!

Anonymous said...

Not. Even. Close.

Anonymous said...

"Lipstick on a pig"..it what we have here...no matter what you put on her face,she still literally looks like a pig.

Anonymous said...

It's her protruding lips, that remain pursed in a snout kind of way,even surgery couldn't fix it..and her nose is too wide for her face....she has a nice body and real long "good hair" but her face is a mess!

Anonymous said...

@3:19 LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Why do we black women call each other "ugly"??? Now if she had skin bleaching and surgery would that be better?? She is a beautiful black woman, we have a unique look with our full lips and chocolate skin, so why is that ugly?? Smh, we complain about trying to look like yt women, then we complain becuase she is still black! We can't win.. I don't care for the over exposed picture just like the original one with janet, but they both are beautiful black women. Surgery or not! Stop the self-hate..

Anonymous said...

"THIS GIRL ISN'T THIS UGLY! SOMEBODY PURPOSELY DID A CRUEL MAKEUP JOB ON HER FACE BECAUSE SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT UGLY NO WAY!"

You're trying too hard to convince yourself... don't feel bad. Chick is just UGLY. It's not your fault.

Anonymous said...

They put way too much makeup on her. Janet has a sexy au naturel beauty on the original cover. Teyana not so much.

Btw, she is a professional stan for Chris Brown.

Bee Gee said...

Fuck naw. Next time you wanna pay tribute, go do a Janet song at karaoke..

Anonymous said...

@3:59 THESE AREN'T BLACK WOMEN GOING IN ON HER LIKE THAT! THIS BLOG HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY YT TROLLS AND YT STAFF POSTERS FOR THE INDUSTRY AFFILIATED INDIVIDUALS THAT BROUGHT INTO THIS BLOG!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! THAT BLACK WOMEN ARE OBSESSIVELY COMING TO THIS BLOG JUST TO TRASH ANY & EVERY BLACK FEMALE BEING POSTED ON THEIR LOOKS!

Anonymous said...

NOT.
EVEN.

Anonymous said...

She is hideous!

Anonymous said...

body is nice but the face........

TheBarberLady said...

That bitch is ugly. Her mouth looks swollen and her hairline is too low. And why she keep showing up with no music? Go away.

Anonymous said...

I just want to know why she's copying Janet, not doing her own unique thing.

Too many copycats out there already.

Anonymous said...

@3:59 THESE AREN'T BLACK WOMEN GOING IN ON HER LIKE THAT! THIS BLOG HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY YT TROLLS
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I'm black,and going "in" on her...so what! Don't be shocked...white women do it to their own too....

Anonymous said...

I can understand the gay man up there hating.. ahem.. but all of this ..her nose to wide, big lips..black. I mean, fuck! Can't win for anything.

Anonymous said...

Teyanna is not ugly. The red lipstick is wrong for her big beautiful black lips. Those type of lips look best with simple gloss. And the eyebrow shape and width do not compliment her face shape. Her beauty shines best when her makeup is understated.

Anonymous said...

Janet has a sexy au naturel beauty on the original cover. Teyana not so much.
4:09 PM
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I love her but, Janet hasn't been natural since she went under the knife!!!

Anonymous said...

7:19 pm Preach!!!

Anonymous said...

DUMB ASS COON JUST BECAUSE PINK WOMEN DO IT...IT MAKES IT RIGHT? WTF HAPPEN TO BLACK UNITY IN OUR CULTURE? IT WAS SO COOL TO BE BLACK AND BE DARK AND BEAUTIFUL...NOW ALL WE DO IS TRY TO LOOK LIKE WHITE OR LIGHT SKINNED LATINA WOMEN!! BLACK IS BEAUTIFU FROM THE LIGHTEST TO THE DARKEST!! WILLIE LYNCH IS SMILING FROM HELL AT US BLACK FOLKS!!

Anonymous said...

She. Looks. Hideous.

Anonymous said...

Janet's pic looks effortlessly and flawlessly done!!

Strawberries said...

Her surgery scars under her breasts are showing.

Anonymous said...

She is a beautiful black woman, I bet many YTs would pay big $$$ for lips like hers!

Anonymous said...

9:36 Those are Tats!!!! And FYI Plastics are done through an incision in the the areola I had mine done.

And for the record she is no more un attractive that Rihanna Nikki M or lots of other artist! Why she got to be hideous? Sounds like something a yt would say. Sistahs doen't say things like that about each other hell half the comments on here surprise me. Black women typically don't just say "oh she's ugly!" We read them for filth! Try something like "She look a Hot ass mess! But her hair is on point! {White folks in the mist!!!}

Anonymous said...

T's pic is edgy! Almost porn like! I think it's the lips!!! I like it! She looks about 35...but this is good.

Planet Jackson said...

^cheap jobs are done with visible incisions under the breasts...like this (I don't know if those are scars or tatts, but if they're tatts...why get scar-looking tatts?). Middle of the road jobs are done w/an incision through the areolae and the expensive jobs are done with an incision in the navel to avoid scarring and detection. (wink)

I like Janet's better because she is beautiful (Teyanna is a pretty girl w/a ____ persona) and because Teyanna is trying too hard w/the extreme cutoffs and the stockings. They cheapen her pic. Sorry :( She should have left well enough alone and continued blazing her own trail

@planet_jackson
www.planetjackson.net

Anonymous said...

I visit "white blogs" and they go IN more than the "black" blogs. Just the other day they went INNNNNNNN on Actress Chloe Sevingy asking if she was dude and all types of insults. They had nothing but nice things to say about Halle Berry. If you're "unattractive" people will go in regardless of you're black and white so stop making it racial. The majority agrees that Teyanna is NOT attractive she just isn't geesh.

Anonymous said...

@10:02 and if there are white people here so what? Who signs your paycheck? You better stop the racism. You want to bark the loudest and than cry foul when you get bit.

Anonymous said...

People who are commenting to the people complaining about the yt trolls must be guilty...

Anyways, I will give somebody 5 dollars to tell me what this girl does, and where she came from??

Anonymous said...

@10:57 FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FRONTIN ASS YT TROLL YOU AIN'T FOOLING NOBODY HERE ON RWS! AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW YOU YTS ACT THE FOOL TOWARDS YOUR KIND ON YOUR BLOGS! GTFOHWTBS

Anonymous said...

Fuck this coke whore,with her non soclalte self,this bitch needs to put a paper bag over her face and pay homage to glad garbage bags and garbage men!!!

Anonymous said...

I would advise her to stop the nonsense, find a nice small college somewhere and go there, educate herself, blaze her own trail, forget about these crazy attention-seeking stunts. It's not worth it. Really, it's not.

Anonymous said...

It's just like Janet. A much much much much fuglier version of Janet.

Anonymous said...

I hated that cover back in the day because it was like the beginning of JJ having to let the world know that she was sexy, she felt sexy, she thinks about sex all the damn time and loves orgies, bi-sexual, blah, blah.

Now I remember that I missed some good articles on STP, Red Hot Chili Peppers, crazy-ass Bjork and other people who still make better music than she was making at that time and up to present. Damn

Anonymous said...

her face is so unfortunate...a mixture between a wild cat and a fish

Anonymous said...

@ 719 pm...did you just hear yourself? if she needs to fix all of that she is not attractive....make up is supposed to make you look better

Anonymous said...

@359 you must be ugly...you taking up for your fellow ugly? it isn't about her skin...it's the fact that she has the face of the dog from men in black...that is all

Anonymous said...

If you're "unattractive" people will go in regardless of you're black and white so stop making it racial. The majority agrees that Teyanna is NOT attractive she just isn't geesh.
10:57 PM
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YUP

Anonymous said...

her face is so unfortunate...a mixture between a wild cat and a fish
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What the fcuk you talking about?Her face is more like a monchichi monkey doll and a snout on a pig...lol....you know what, we both right! lol
Teanna prob some where crying,oooh chall, I would hate to read all this about my face on a blog..

Anonymous said...

@1:21am I'm not sure what confused you about my comment @7:19, but makeup CAN make you look better if it's done RIGHT. If it's done wrong then it will make you look the worst. She is not unattractive it's just that the majority of the time her makeup is done as if she's white as opposed to black. Women with strong features look best with understated make up.

Anonymous said...

So the girl with her REAL nose, REAL hair, REAL boobs, REAL skin tone is ugly and the plastic 'whitened' Janet is hawt..bwahahahahahaha - u misguided, self-hating black bum bitches on here aint shit! Then u wanna complain about racism and discrimination against REAL (nt mixed/'exotic') black women when its clear ur the ones that hate urselves. U african-american black bum bitches on here do urselves a favour - visit africa - itl do wonders for ur self-esteem. Btw for those of u asking wat she does - she sings bitches! Signed to kanye west's GOOD music Bitches! Check out her mixtape the 'miseducation of teyana taylor' BITCHES!!! Evn if she didn't do shit, who cares? She's a hot bitch and hot bitches got choices. They cn choose to nt do shyt if they lyk, bt u overweight, nastylukin ignorant black bums on here wudnt know nuthing bout that nw wud u? Nope, no u wudnt...cos none of u actually consider URSELVES beautiful enuf, do u? Shame smh. Btw I'm a 100% black female so dnt evn think of accusing me of trolling. There's still hope for ya'll - u cn become better women if u learn to Luv urselves and stop embracing fakeness.

Anonymous said...

least she has HANDS OF COLOR on her breast...

2:45 PM

The hands in Janet's pic belong to her then man/husband, Rene Elizondo. He's not white.

Teyucka looks just as I expected: cheap, fugly and off-the-mark. She has exaggerated features that dramatic make-up does nothing to enhance. Simple make-up and a closed mouth are her best friends. She's not sexy. She looks like a busted Rihanna [whose own looks vary between gorgeous/sexy/cute/girlish/plain].

And to the person who said she has long, "good hair" - no she doesn't. The locks people salivate over and give her props for are wigs and weaves.

Anonymous said...

@4:19 pm
Thank you for calling that out. Every time we get a whiff of a yt or jewy troll trying to stir up hate, someone should call them out. The black blogs are infested by white posters who want nothing but to divide and conquer. At least in real life you can see the fakeness.

On topic: Teyanna Taylor, at least when she first started getting known, was absolutely, positively, beautiful. She had the lips, eyes and nose(yes her nose) that were an homage to black beauty. Something's off with her look lately so I'm not feeling her as much. The picture is tacky and unoriginal. She could have done much better.

Anonymous said...

She looking like the Joker in the face!

Anonymous said...

Middle of the road jobs are done w/an incision through the areolae and the expensive jobs are done with an incision in the navel to avoid scarring and detection. (wink) Planet Jackson 10:16

Okay young boobologist FYI I had mine done almost 20 years ago when they weren't offering the naval procedure! Adn might I add that my middle of the roads are still working for me like a 9:00 to 5:00 with no complaints while there are many that have had to have theirs replaced or removed (celebs included) ...*wink wink* I also have minimal scaring..you have to be up on them to see it. So that being said kindly shut it! And if T wanted to get surgery I'm sure she could afford the best...her mother has money even if she doesn't.

As for Janet I like her BUT...who can say what she would really look like without all that plastic surgery and air brushing. I hear all the comparisons but there really is none. Lest we remember Janet has a big fat girl inside her that comes out every now and again and her face and body have had $$$$$ lots of work so how can you compare. Yes Janet is a Doll---just as plastic as they come! So not really impressed. Look at her brothers that had little to no surgery...a mess! No take that back to planet Jackson.

Anonymous said...

@419 am...where did you hear anyone say Janet us hot? What majority of us are saying is Teyana is not. It has nothing to do with race..her features aren't attractive. How can someone brainwash you if you are forming your OWN opinion?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^*was

Anonymous said...

@ 419 a.m....I think ur angry because they called you ugly as a child....or either u licked teyana's shitty asshole last night.

Anonymous said...

R IN NYC SAYS:

I don't know what she does for a living.
I don't know why Snitch keeps giving her the time of day.
One thing I do know is.......Janet is the only one who should have done that cover.

Anonymous said...

Shut the front door!

Anonymous said...

"Who got shot"?

Anonymous said...

@8:41 you butt hurt b/c someone called you out on your bargain basement tittie procedure? You put it out there dumb ass.If you got it done 20y ago them shits is prob hard as rocks with frankenstein scars. quit lying!

Anonymous said...

listen up people i am obese and i am rocking my natural hair ,and i wear no make up except lipstick .I have high blood pressure and diabetes because i never took the time to carefully monitor my health.Guess what i did this shit to myself and blame only me ,but i be damn if 1,0000 or more people lined up and TRIED to make me feel worthless.I am a child of God with the inner strength to know our bodies don't make or define us.

you will NEVER see me walk with my head hanging low because the world thinks extra flesh on me means i'm to go hide under a rock lol it aint happening people.I did the damage to myself and i will work at undoing it when i feel mentally ready to go put the effort in and not because someone laughed,talked about, or tried bullying me.We have one life and opportunity to love ourselves and not allow those who hate themselves to project their insecurities on us.

Wake up people ! look around you have falling into the trap of self-hate look at all the beautiful people damaging themselves with plastic surgery to look more better but are looking more fucked up.I can't judge them but something's wrong and by the way stop putting a certain type of beauty on a pedastle and embrace your own God given beauty.Teyyana Taylor is healthy beautiful and just fine as she is and if you all have a problem with it get down and discuss it with whoever created you to be so insecure your parents that's who because God didn't make garbage when he made any of us it's the lies of society .PEACE!!!!

KiLovely said...

I don't think she's ugly... I think she's unique.. An acquired taste, like all things that aren't rebuilt from plastic or silicone... Yall are some HARSH ass judges, almost to the point of sounding bitter.. And she must have some relevance, because she's in the media, and you guys aren't... Dayum, some of you that commented are probably more salty about the photoshoot than Janet is...

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