Thursday, July 05, 2012

The Time R Kelly Brought Biggie Smalls to Tears


In an excerpt from R. Kelly's memoir Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me, R recalls the first time he played 'I Believe I Can Fly' for rapper Notorious B.I.G...

Kellz writes,
"He came over to the piano, and I started to play it for him: 'I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...' but so far that's all I had. (He said), 'I'm gonna tell you right now, B, that's a smash. That's a big hit right there. That's a Grammy winner, Rob.'
"When I was playing it for him, I was thinking - he's a hardcore rapper; this is gonna be too soft for him - but when I got through and looked up, his face was wet with tears. 'My brother,' he said, 'They gonna be playing that when you and I have moved on to the other side of time.'"

40 comments:

Bee Gee said...

...and then you peed on him?? Oh wait..

Komposure Slim said...

Fuck this story.. bee gee.. lakers got nash..

Anonymous said...

Man, forget this fool AND his book. He wrote this mess to make himself look good. He just need to someplace and bury his head in the sand.

Bee Gee said...

Komposure - Better late than never I guess, bruh. Gone be interesting..

Anonymous said...

Bee gee you're a mess bwahahaha

Anonymous said...

The man is a musical genius. I will never buy his albums ever again but the man makes great music. If Biggie really did say that I wholeheartedly agree.

Anonymous said...

I will say it again, Kellz is a very talented dude, but he just can't stop using little girls as a toilet.

That is a beautiful song, though. I must say. IDK who didn't feel that song when it came out...even now!

No wonder Trey CantSongz biting Kellz style so hard.

Anonymous said...

@BeeGee...the Sandman is looking for you (get the f*ck off the stage, you're never funny)

Anonymous said...

Fuck bee gee he's always on here consigning hisself LAME

Anonymous said...

Bee Gee, u dumb!! HA!!


jUST tY

Anonymous said...

i call bullshit. it's easy to make up stories when people are dead. who's going to dispute it? lil kim?

HoodRat said...

I believe i can shit
toilet splatter up and hit my dick
push them terds out every night and day
spread my butt cheeks and shit away

i got the urge to shit some more
grab the tissue and shut the door
i believe i can shit
i believe i can shit
toilet water touch my dickkkk

Anonymous said...

LMBAO @ Bee Gee's comment. *Wipes tears from eyes*

Anonymous said...

@HoodRat you got me in tears over here at work. That ish is gross but so funny- LMAO!

-KnowLEDGE

Anonymous said...

Kmsl at beegee..U are the wittiest mofo on this blogs!! Plus ur handsome too! I just love u to pieces!

Anonymous said...

1:03 - I cosign! Beegee is the only reason I come on this blog! He keeps it real! Team BeeGee!!

Anonymous said...

CAN I GET A B?

Anonymous said...

B!

Anonymous said...

CAN I GET AN E?

Anonymous said...

E!

Anonymous said...

CAN I GET A EGEE?

Anonymous said...

EGEE!!

Anonymous said...

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??

Bee Gee said...

Lmao

PowerAde said...

I think it spells thirsty...

Anonymous said...

"The Diary of Pee"

His next book:

Urine the Big Leagues, Now: How I Peed My Way to the Top, by R. Kelly

Anonymous said...

He's a peedophile.

Anonymous said...

Y'all I like BeeGee too (even if I don't always agree with him) but for now Hoodrat comment (the nasty song) is the funniest stuff up in here so far. LMAO to Hoodrat's funny comment!
Keep up the funny y'all!

TheMantis said...

BeeGee that was killer....Hoodrat you's a fool!...@1:25, sweeeet!

Anonymous said...

[INTRO] Yeah.. Its the premium 40oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin

[SONG START]
I say, rollin' around, sittin' on dubs can not lie, was high on shrubs, Coolin' in my Escalade, Man I'm paid, I got it made, Take me to your special place, Close your eyes show me your face,
I'm gonna piss on it.

(Chorus) Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you.

It's your body, your body, Is a portapotty,
When I pee I kick, I'm gonna do karate on your body, I'm want to pee on you, Drip, drip, drip, Yes I do I pee on you, I ssss on you, ssss on you,

You'll never feel quite the same, When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains, I wanna poop on you too, I want to pee in your food, Only thing that makes my life complete, Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat, I want to pee on you, Yes I do, Yes I do I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

(Chorus) Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you, yes I do I piss on you, I'll pee on you

Won't you braid my hair, I said won't you braid my hair I'm gonna be a star, Im gonna go far, I wanna fart on you

Anonymous said...

So because he says so it's true???? BULLSHIT. Don't believe it for one minute. That song is corny as shit. Unless he has video/eyewitness account/tape recorder of Biggie saying it, BULLSHIT.
He pees on underage girls. I'm not believing shit he says.

Anonymous said...

Hell, he pees on GIRLS. He preys on children. Fuck what he's talking about.

Anonymous said...

LMAO@1:24!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The pisser is so extra

Anonymous said...

"sippin on piss and cum, I'm like so what she's young, it's the freakin weekend, im bout to turn the camera on"

deirdre said...

BeeGee,
I read your comment and it MADE MY DAY!! You stupid...in a good way.
Can I follow ??

Rightfull

Anonymous said...

I cried when I heard that sung live too. I believe it. Say what you want about his private life but he can't be fcked with on a professional level. He has raw talent and that can't be denied and a lot of artists don't have that.

Anonymous said...

R.Kelly the legend. Greatest R&B singer of all time. Fuck yall & that ho he pissed on.

chitka Boo|GOD 4 GIVES said...

People People... R.Kelly is responsible 4 his own soul.We allll made n makes mistakes.We need 2 stop judging our wrong doing & pray for each other.The more u keep knocking each other down some will stay down,Want be able 2 get back up.(suicide thoughts)Some will get back up because they are sooo deeply rooted in Christ.We know what Kelly done because he in the media.So it's easy 2 talk about his wrong.What have we done.Remember GOD WATCHES US ALLLL.Peace 2 US. People

Anonymous said...

This man is a very sick, perverted dude. I will never support anyone who does perverted antics like this. This guy could do some very serious damage to children. Has anyone reported this guy to the police? He needs to be locked up.

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