Monday, August 20, 2012

Oprah Wants Beyonce Next


In her ongoing quest to boost ratings at OWN Oprah is trying her hardest to snag Beyonce for her next Next Chapter interview...

Last night during Oprah's Next Chapter interview with Rihanna, Oprah chatted with her Twitter followers giving them a blow by blow of what was happening behind the scenes during each segment.

When a fan suggested Oprah should interview Beyonce next, Oprah replied 'Tryinnng'

127 comments:

Anonymous said...

As much as Jayz and Beyonce is kissing OPRAH'S fat ass, (she is the reason they are close to the President and the Misses).

and that ugly jayz looking kid.

gettingbacktomydivadom said...

Did she get this many begs for the Kardashians? but she had them on anyways. Oprah gets who she can get.

Hottestchick said...

I'm sorry but that lace front snatched back like this looks ridiculous as fuck! Is she really so bald headed that she doesn't have enough hair to pull back and just use an attachment???

Anonymous said...

Oh great, the most boring interview in the history of america

Oprah: How do you feel about your career?
Bleachy: I'm the greatest

Oprah: Ummm...okay...so what made you fall inlove with Jay?
Bleachy: *smiles like a retard*

Oprah: uhh..so is there anything in your life you have regreted so far?
Bleachy: Blue....i mean, mother hood has been so inspirational

Oprah: wow...so who is your role model?
Bleachy: i do everything on my own, my mother inspires me..i've modeled in the past here and there

Oprah: *gives the camera man a wtf look and cuts to commercial*



Anonymous said...

Beyonce interviews are never worth watching; if you've seen one, you've seen them all.

Anonymous said...

*snort* If Okra would ask THE REAL QUESTIONS about Beysafake's stealing, lying, and attention whoring with that fake baby, THAT would be something to watch! But it's going to be the usual softball questions and Bey will just sit there with that mildly retarded look on her face and use the words "inspired", "inspiring", "inspirational" a lot. If Blue Magic Hair Grease is brought up, Bey will just talk as if she speaking about some random object lying about, nothing motherly or loving will come from her lips. BOR-ING!

Anonymous said...

If beyonce is making Oprah work for her -retarded, illiterate, never going to mature, never going to act or think like a mature adult women- attention then that is a damn arrogant shame and beyonce need to be head-butted off those stairs she was standing on when she wasted Idris Elba time in that horrifically emotionless, stiff, barely audible movie. Beyonce...b*tch!
you are not that serious that somebody need to be TRYING to talk to your stiff no substance wide ass, and you've never been that serious outside of a slutty pop star audience.
Oprah's remaining fans can't possible be that interested in beyonce, rihanna, kim k or jay-z or 50 cent.
Oh, I see, Oprah's going through an age group crisis, or a money-hungry crisis. Adults have more important tasks to complete during these rough economic times but youngins are still willing to waste money and time on these pointless celebrities and their mediocre entertainment efforts.
Oprah needs your young money and attention.
Nicki and Drake will be on her list soon.
Oprah need to find an Island to retire on in super private.

Anonymous said...

If I were King Beysus I wouldn't even consider sitting down with Oprah knowing that she lowered herself to interview that worthless slut Rihanna before me.

The Real Fedup said...

Oprah your desperate to save OWN (Aka: New World Order) huh?

Let the scripted rehearse robotic interview begin. What's the point? Beyonce will repeat the same thing over and over. Isn't this a waste of time?

Oprah why don't you start to really be a journalist and ask hard questions like....

Why the economy is still under the tubes? Talk to congress. Where are the jobs? That will make people see you give a shit about the people instead of interviewing these 1% people who don't do shit but pocket money for themselves. Oprah stop being a celebrity ass kisser and start bringing real topics that matter to your viewers. This is the reason OWN is going down the tubes. She puts BS topics and focus on the wrong things.

Anonymous said...

p.s. I can totally see that lacefront glue at her hairline.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious^

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 1:16 PM
"Oprah: *gives the camera man a wtf look and cuts to commercial*"

BEYONCE'S EXISTENCE HAS CAUSED ME TO HAVE THE "WTF LOOK" PLASTERED ON MY FACE MANY TIMES.



Anonymous said...

Why? i heard she stank...

Anonymous said...

Meh. I don't think it would a good interview.

Honestly, as much as I do like Beyonce, I find her pretty...boring.

Anonymous said...

"Oprah stop being a celebrity ass kisser and start bringing real topics that matter to your viewers. This is the reason OWN is going down the tubes. She puts BS topics and focus on the wrong things."

PREACH, FEDUP! Oprah is nothing more than an insanely wealthy, middle-aged fangirl to all these celebs!

Anonymous said...

Celebrities will use anyone and anything to keep the spotlight on themselves. This is just another one of those things where as...I scratch your back...you scratch mine.
People are losing focus on the subject and seeing that it is not as important to these celebs as keeping their names in the public's mouths.
Therefore, Beyonce's song, 'I Was Here', is fitting and accurate in describing all of these celebs true motive.

NubianGoddez/ Auset Ra Amunet said...

I wonder what is it going to take for Oprah to retire gracefully, your beyond rich used your show for a platform showcasing every yt in America and their issues, you put so many yt "experts" on, now you want to focus on black folks, its too late in the game for that, besides people are getting tired of the same talk format of tired ass celebs talking about themselves, its gotten quite boring.

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG OMG the posters of RWS Slay ME every day! I cannot stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

Future interviews:

#1 Chad johnson
#2 Evelyn Lozado
#3 Chris Brown
#4 obama

Anonymous said...

Beyonce will never do it, because Oprah would asked her about her faking her pregnancy, IF SHE DOES DO THE INTERVIEW, she would make OPRAH AWARE THAT BLUE IS OFF TOPIC....

They would then talk about her HUMANITARIAN shit she doing... NEED I SAY MORE! Lol

Anonymous said...

Different day, same bullshit. Envious soil monkeys and their shameless, persistent and unsuccessful attempts at devaluing a beautiful picture of art.

Anonymous said...

2:35pm She didn't fake her pregnancy. If she does Oprah's interview, she's probably going to release birth video to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Wow only about 20 comments. I'm surprised.


@ Fedup Crawl back in The STFU Truck.

Anonymous said...

Oprah: How is life?
Bey: It's amazing! Awesome.

Oprah: How is your career?
Bey: It's amazing! Awesome.

Oprah: What are your goals?
Bey: It's amazing! Awesome.

Oprah: Do plan to collaborate with Jay?
Bey: It's amazing! Awesome.

Oprah: How about furthering you education?
*Bey self destructs*





TruthBeTold said...

Yup I think every one just about summed it up

this bish is boring as a scrunchy and stay lying

Anonymous said...

there's only two things i want to know: what one good thing she did yesterday, and when do i get to see blue ivy.

Anonymous said...

I want somebody truly messy to interview Bey, like Wendy Williams or that chick from Sister 2 Sister magazine.

Anonymous said...

The typical fantasy of a failures is to witness the downfall of an achiever. Misery truly does love company.

Anonymous said...

Oprah, when it is time for her album to come out Beyonce with that husky voice will be on your show giving you the best crying video there is. She is going to tell you how she thought about not singing and performing anymore, or how she and Jay brought a house and just sat and watched as Blue rolled around and made baby sounds, or how she had to come up with a way to be a Mom and artist and her Mom told her that she could do both and here she is. Oprah and Beyonce just want to see how many of her stans will beg and plead with both of them so that a next chapter can be made. And I bet Oprah will make it a two part special and hype it up for at least two months that it is coming. She will also make the announcement that she is the FIRST to sit down and talk with Beyonce since she has had her baby, and she will show the baby last on the show. Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

what Oprah needs to do is get a Jay and Beyonce sit down interview, now that would be interesting to see how they interact off stage.

Anonymous said...

LOL@3:20 I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER!!!we need to boycott her for ever!!!real talk.

Anonymous said...

I USED TO LIKE BEY BUT NOW WITH THE PREGNANCY FIASCO I CAN SEE CLEAR.I HATE HER NOW BECAUSE I DISCOVERED SO MANTY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT HER.
GIVE ME MJ.HE IS A LEGEND AND A TRUE HUMANITARIAN.

chinaff said...

Agree with 3:47PM
I would love to see them interact. I can't stand bey but I would have more respect for her if she just did what Rihanna did.

Anonymous said...

@4:06 PM No one asked you anything bitch.

The Real Fedup said...

@320

Why you crawl back on your short motherfucking short school bus? Dumb ass Stan!

Anonymous said...

Fedup

You can't even spell bitch! You need that bus more than anyone, Precious looking gorilla ho.

Anonymous said...

Fedup


You and Leah's old funky child neglecting ass need to be packed in that truck and driven off a cliff.

Steinworks said...

she stole the entire thing from Sade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI8ppnEJVAg

Anonymous said...

@3:45 I'm feeling ALL of that. Orca will turn that interview into an extravaganza!!!! three-part special, where you get to see BeydaBey interact with lil' ink pen BIC. SMH.

Anonymous said...

@Fedup
That is an improper sentence, you are in no position to insult anyone. Remain seated.

Anonymous said...

Why Bey is boring? O would have better rating if she interviewed the baby.

The Real Fedup said...

@436 and 4:56 anon who has no life

Again dumb ass Stan you ride the short yellow school bus constantly Ho! Truth hurts!!! Your ass is on here following me like the dumb retard! You probably look like Medusa bitch! Make sure you don't look in a mirror--- you'll crack your face in half!!

Anonymous said...

Fedup

You have a life? LMAO!
Did I hurt your feelings? How does it feel to know that Beyonce consumes your ENTIRE pathetic and sad little life that you have living in your mamma's basement? Yeah following Beyonce on every blog for YEARS is the only thing you do with your life! Precious gorilla looking ho! Lmaooo

Anonymous said...

@Fedup

Obviously you are and will be a lifetime passenger on the short bus. Your comments reveal how seriously flawed you are. Plagued with limited intelligence, an incomprehensible response was more than expected from you.

Anonymous said...

And it will go like this. Oprah: hi beyoooooonceeeeeeeee how are yooooooouuuuuu?? Beybleachce:blank stare "i am beyonce" Oprah:so how are you enjoying motherhood? Beyoncee: my mother is my best friend Oprah: *confused repeats question* Beyoncee: motherhood inspires me to be a mother oprah:did you bring the little darling can we see bluuuuuuuuue iiiiiiiiiiiivyyyyyy? Beyonce:*pulls open dereon bag and pulls out a limp doll* realizing what she just did tries to quickly distract oprah by breaking into single ladies Oprah:that was great beyonceeeeee so tell me who is beyonce Beyonce:i was here Oprah yes...yes you were beyonce but the world wants to know whats the worst part of fame being beyonce? Beyonce: *stutters* Huh what who? Oprah:*repeats question* beyonce:big words make beyonce feel sad can i go mimis now? Oprah:is there anything you want to say to your fans? Beyonce:bees go bzzzz *claps excessvely* bzzzzz....bzzzzz....bzzzz!!

Anonymous said...

"limited intelligence"? This coming from a stan of Beysadumbass?

CLIT FLEA'S BEY-TRAYAL said...

beYAWNces life is BORE-ING!!!!!

Big-O aint asking this bitch no more than about Blue & how she managed to get away with faking her pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

@5:49 PM
It's unbelievable how much more intelligent they are than you, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Fedup


Stop fucking yourself in the ass with a carrot. That shit ain't right and you know it. Just buy a proper sex toy next time.

chinaff said...

@4:44PM

AGAIN

Anonymous said...

This fake news will totally save Beyonce's sagging career...

Anonymous said...

@Fukup
The STFU truck is on it's way to shut you down again.

Anonymous said...

For World Humanitarian Day, Beyonce helped Beyonce by FINDING UNKNOWN SONGWRITERS TO STEAL SONGS FROM for her new soon-to-be-floppiest album of all time.

chinaff said...

Beyonce "I Was Here" doesn't come close to
Sade's "Pearls"

Anonymous said...

LMBAO @ "mildly retarded"...this bitch is so fake her ass looking faker than a mutha fucka bitch get over yoself asap.stat.pdq...no talent song stealing hack ...

Anonymous said...

Beyonce looks like a 55 year old orangutan in drag in that picture.

Anonymous said...

@1:10, not a Bey stan (or even fan), but her hair looks perfect to me...

Anonymous said...

6:07 Weak.

Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with that fucked up tranny face Bey?

That wrinkly bleached face of Beyonce wouldn't have passed for thirty 15 years ago!

Starlet looks hella old.

Anonymous said...

Oprah hasn't had time for black women in 20 years and now she can't get enough of us.

Anonymous said...

BEFUNKEY IS NOT BLACK. SHE'S CREOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

DESPERATONCE GISELLE KNOWLES

The World Leader... in Starletty Desperation.

Anonymous said...

@FEDUP. Looks like you have a fan club. They just can't get enough of you. Smile.

Anonymous said...

This DUMMY will never do a one on one with OPEY. OPEY will pull out all the stops to boost ratings. No one will watch if the FAKE pregnancy & surrogacy is not discussed. Throw in the CAMEL'S infidelity & you got a winner. I see an Emmy if she can also have the CAMEL'S other children show up. If you gonna do it..do it right. Otherwise FUCK OFF. NOBODY CARES.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! at fools who cry WEAK, when they get their faces shoved in their own shit.

Anonymous said...

You care crispy mammy

Anonymous said...

Chinaff

Why don't you go clean Janet's shit stankin asshole with your tongue

Anonymous said...

That shit looks nothing like Sade. You ho's need a life.

Anonymous said...

How much they paying you to be up in here all day defending BEYSAFRAUD ?

Anonymous said...

Don't get mad with us because you can win with this BITCH over here.

Anonymous said...

^ can't Win

Anonymous said...

@7:51

It's B-I-C-T-H.

and in THAT order.

Anonymous said...

@4:44 Sade sang that song beautifully. This would have been a wonderful WHD song, because it evokes such compassion:

there is a woman in somalia scraping for pearls on the roadside
there's a force stronger than nature keeps her will alive
this is how she's dying she's dying to survive
don't know what she's made of i would like to be that brave

Anonymous said...

@6:35 Amen!

Anonymous said...

Question? What has Fed Up, Chinaff or Leah done to you PERSONALLY to deserve those kind of attacks?

Intelligent response, not one telling me to STFU and STFD.

Anonymous said...

@7:41 Why are they getting attacked like that though?

You fuckers are on here just as much as them.

What did they do to you? I'll wait.......

Anonymous said...

Why? Beyonce is so boring. Same old stuff out of her mouth every interview. Not brains, individuality, creativity, edge, nothing. Just empty.

Anonymous said...

8:39pm Leah take your old ass to bed.

Anonymous said...

I think Oprah should be going after an interview with Gabby. Gabby is a world class athlete, she's sweet, cute, and ridiculously talented, and I think her story would be interesting and she could inspire some other young girls.

Anonymous said...

9:53 I agree. Learning more about this very young lady would be wonderful. She is definitely one the young girls can look up to and realize their dreams can come true as well. This is a very level headed young girl. Proud of her.

Anonymous said...

Weak because the reponse was weak. I guess your intelligence is just as limited as Beyduncy.

Anonymous said...

Future interviews:

#1 Chad johnson
#2 Evelyn Lozado
#3 Chris Brown
#4 obama
2:20 PM
_____________________________________
#5 Tom cruise (he has the ability to talk around a question better than Obama)
#6 John travolta (closeted cocksucker)
#7 jesse Jackson Jr ( you and your wife are swingers??
#8 Eddie longstroke
#9 Gwyneth Paltrow ( bitch,why you tweet that shit??)
#10 Katie Holmes (you knew that boy was a scientologist beforehand!!!)
#11 Bobby Brown

Anonymous said...

@10:24 PM
STFU! you comment jackin bitch. You are to stupid to formulate ideas of your own in order to compose a sensible response, so you reply to me with my own words? you clearly lack keenness of mind.

Anonymous said...

^too

Anonymous said...

@10:24 PM

Fedup, Shut your dumb, weak, bum ass up.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:16 OMG, you had me laughing out loud! That was too funny and vivid! Thanks for the lol..

Anonymous said...

funny nobody bought her, Diane's song, i bet she thought she would be topping the charts worldwide after all of that, well if Matty was around I am sure she would be.

Sony was misled, the public, everyone...we are now seeing the true Public reaction to her, which is flatline. I'm sure it news to her too.

Yes Beyonce (and Tina) nobody EVER liked you like that, it was smoke and mirrors and your booty shake, now that the booty shake is stale and the smoke has cleared, well, where is I was here on itunes....NOWHERE

Anonymous said...

if beyonce died yall would have nothing to do with your time. cuz clearly she takes up alot of it.

Anonymous said...

dang, not even on itunes 100, crickets, crickets


I hope she takes a hint this time.

Not to Sony, you all will be better off cutting your losses instead of trying to force her on us. We are tired, exhausted by Beyonce and her quest to be the alpha and omega of existence

Anonymous said...

Note to Sony

Anonymous said...

if yall are tired of bey make sure u buy my baby ciara's album when it comes out in november!!

Anonymous said...

11:37 If beyonce died you would have nothing to do with your time. cuz clearly we take up alot of it while you're worrying about what we do with our time.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:56

so you admit beyonce takes up alot of your time. THANK YOU.

Anonymous said...

ugly smelly dark butts.

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me this post aint at 300 comments yet?? Damn!! yall haters are slippin. must be a power outage in compton.

Anonymous said...

confused mixed-breed rape babies.

Anonymous said...

11:59--it's your turn Kanye.
Kanye, I know it's your lock-jawed ass on here making these nasty, racist remarks. You have your broke ugly ass face THAT far up Beyonce's padded ass, that you would stoop low enough to log on and make these nasty comments.
So let's play.....

Old by 25 looking pink pigs...

Anonymous said...

Shit stained faggot. You are Jay's bitch.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:18


gabby sidibe?

Anonymous said...

Wet dog butt sniffer.

Anonymous said...

1:24--Kim Kumdashian?

Anonymous said...

Fix-a-flat cottage cheese trashbag ass.
You and your girlfriend shop for black dick together. Kumye and Kum K are girlfriends.

Anonymous said...

Kanye eats black man sperm residue out of Kum K's rabid snatch.

Anonymous said...

Pink, high yellow garbage ppl

Anonymous said...

White man's unwanted garbage bastard babies
Pale, birth defected high yellow trash.

Your turn........

Anonymous said...

Kanye---where are youuuuuuuuu???

Anonymous said...

Pressed and obsessed ya words cause bey no stress, bitch do the world a favor and drown ya self.

Anonymous said...

1:48--Kanye, that line was whack! Is that gonna be included in your next dumb ass rap song? We know how psycho you are when it comes to Beyonce. So tell me, Kumye...do you dress like her when you think no one's looking? Do you glue on her old lacefronts, slip on a onesie and do the Single Ladies dance?
Remember, the cameras caught you with your pants down wearing Bey's leotard, so don't lie, MotherFucker!

Anonymous said...

Wack black butt bitch, lookin for kicks, get off muh dick or that ass will get kicked.

Anonymous said...

Kanye please stop stalking our regular bloggers on these threads and stop attacking black women to make insecure white women like Beyonce and Kum K feel special. It's really pathetic, drag-queenish and faggoty of you.
That is all. Goodnight.

Anonymous said...

Hop off muh nuts, I don't do dark butts, if I wants ta fuck, I won't choose no slut.

Anonymous said...

Creole voo-doo swamp slut. Mixed up dirty bloods. Nasty red pus bumps havin' inbred half breed skanks. Raw meat looking yellow whores.

Whew!!!.....To be continued

Anonymous said...

Suckin dick for dough, ya cum guzzlin ho, the answer is no, ya can't be part of my show.

Anonymous said...

Kanye is high on coke and pissed off that his posts recieve no more than 5 comments!
Lmaoooooo!
Kanye do you like Fishsticks?

Anonymous said...

Kanye, what have darkbutts done to you? Was it a darkbutt that broke your ugly face and busted your jaw? Did a darkbutt cause Hurricane Katrina? Did a darkbutt attack Beyonce?
What did Precious do to you? Why are you so miserable?

Anonymous said...

Sleep tight. Don't let Satan bite. NWO faggot.

Anonymous said...

11:58, we take up alot of your time, SO THANK YOU!:-)

Anonymous said...

Sigggggggggggggh to talk about what?

How to use the word inspire 444 ways?

How big are Blue Cantrell's feet?

mannnn I still won't be tuning in!

Anonymous said...

Surely, Beyonce will get a pre wriitne copy of the scripted interview questions....nothing will be "off the cuff" so why waste everyone's time!

She will smile like a retard, say motherhood is so inspiring, smile like a retard, talk about the next flop album and how MONUMENTAL it is going to be, smile like a retard, talk about witch Tina and how she is the best and how she put her on star search 25 years ago, smile like a retard!

Oprah bunion riddent feet a$$ need to ask?

1. Do Blue Ivy Cantrell play with her uncle Nixon?
2. Why did you kick your dad to the curb after all the stealing and lying he has done for you?
3. Who really had that baby for you and camel?
4. Why won't your ass sit down and spend a WHOLE year caring for your baby? Do you owe a mofo or something? Are yall in debt? I mean I thought yall were like semi-billionaires.
5. What medication is Solange on because she acts really special and seeks a lot of attention.
6. When will you write an entire nursery rhyme on your own? Why 7-11 people to write one verse on you albums?
7. Whats up with you allowing Gwen to call your camel n**gas, is she allowed to call Blu Cantrell Ivy that?
8. Whats up with all of the Seagal Majestic staged photos on your tumblr


Hell these type of questions will bring in some serious a$$ ratings!

But who am I kidding...this bags of rock head bish will give the same snooze fest interview as she always does!

Anonymous said...

Typos but yall beyonce fans should be able to decipher it!

Anonymous said...

Noooo to this scripted interview!

Big bag of rocks head @$$ Beyonce is a snoozefest!

We have heard the retarded laughs and the word in inspired over 4zillion times, enough is enough!

She has no substance, she is not articulate and most of all she is a fraud!

Ask her how baby Nixon is doing and see what she says, lol!

On second thought, don't ask her nothing, just ignore her overbearing a$$

Anonymous said...

LOLZ!

Anonymous said...

Oprah wants Beyonce... to scrub her toilets.

Because this desperate 45 year old talentless hack Klown Bey has no shred of relevancy left.

Anonymous said...

Now she wants to put black people on that channel.

Anonymous said...

Y'all just hating! Oprah's network is doing just fine, thank you!

Anonymous said...

it kills me when people say bey aint relevant yet she gets the most comments on this entire blog. and 4 has sold 2 mil ww. other than adele or gaga nobody is doing those numbers. so.....yeah.

Anonymous said...

oprah has talked to beyonce like 2-3 times on oprah show
What the hell is left to talk about.

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