Beyonce is hoping to expand the House Of Dereon by taking her brand to India...
Beyonce tells The Hindu Times
“I am glad to showcase my collection to the Indian audience."
"I am very fond of Indian style, in fact during my last visit, I shopped a lot from India. However, I found the food to be very spicy because of the exotic spices,”
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Dear People of India,
You can keep this 55 year old telentless, famewhoring harlot.
Love,
The Rest of the World
P.S. No returns. No exchanges.
That quote made my head spin.
**I am very fond of Indian style, in fact during my last visit, I shopped a lot from India. However, I found the food to be very spicy because of the exotic spices**
I would give Beyonce the benefit of the doubt in regards to her stupidity, since there is a language barrier in this case.....But Beyonce has also has a language issue with english PERIOD. She is UNBEYWEAVABLY STUPID.
I figured the Indian to English translation would make her appear less retarded.
No such dice. That broad is a moron.
SPICY BECAUSE OF THE SPICES?!?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BEYONCE = AGING DIMWITTED MINOR STARLET
WOW You know I am trying to be a better person lately and not bitch so much , but this right here i CANT!
What the fuck does her opinion onIndian food have to do in the quote about CLOTHES??? This bitch is crazy !
And spicy because of spices...too much!
GO BEYONCE!
the indian women are very conservative with their clothes. i can't see any of them in leopord skirts with slits up the sides or tube tops.
Listening to Beyonce speak is like subjecting your brain cells to a slow, agonizing death.
How are spices that are indigenous to the area exotic? Doesn't she have a handler to keep her from making ethnically insensitive comments like this?
Dummy. The spices are not exotic to Indians. They are exotic to you.
You can smell how spicy the food is, before you even eat it. If you don't like spicy food, why did you go there?
Nobody asked you about the food. I'm tired of rich black Americans making off comments about others, trying to sound cultured. They always sound stupid, trying to say someone is beneath them on the sly.
This is why I hate being around blacks who have a little money. They simply don't know how to fuckin behave. SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. KILL THIS BITCH.
In the meanwhile, I hope this shit makes headlines.
This latest famewhoring effort will totally take Beyonce's career out of the gutter... although technically, it really belongs there.
CONGRATS, KLOWN BEY!!!
The problem with the clothing line is that the clothes are cheap and tacky. But, so is beyonce.
Beyonce in India wearing a weave that may have come from an Indian girl, hawking her cheap, hideous fashion line. Creepy.
Took their hair and now trying to take their money. Greedy.
I hope they do not accept this crap.
"during my last visit, I shopped a lot FROM India"
Aside from the glaring grammatical error, we totally thought she would be shopping Japanese fashion in India.
Thanks for clarifying, dimwit.
I doubt that the Indian population will be very into her designs. Sure they can be sparkly and bedazzled but Houston ghetto chic...I don't think so.
And I thought she was crusading for humanity. The Indian people would be better served with clean drinking water and modern plumbing for sanitation. The population there refered to as the Untouchables, would certainly be better served by someone speaking up on their behalf for their human rights. But I guess with Bey it's always, ALWAYS about making a buck. Humanity be damned.
Dark butts
"during my last visit, I shopped a lot FROM India"
Aside from the glaring grammatical error, we totally thought she would be shopping Japanese fashion in India.
Thanks for clarifying, dimwit.
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LMFAO!
somebody made that up... she didn't say that lmao
Indians don't have time for this shit. The vast majority of Indians are poor, unless you were born rich or lucked out working in a call center because you can speak English.
Beyonce the aging starlet has been alive for almost 60 years now, and the bitch still has the vocabulary of a 6 year old.
[No offense to 6 year olds everywhere. My apologies.]
Other Beyonce quotes during trip to India:
"India is so hot because of the hot weather."
"I love India because it is full of Indians."
"I love India, because as you know, I am part French, African American, and American Indian."
Other Beyonce quotes during her trip to India:
"India is so hot because of the hot weather."
"I love India because it is full of Indians."
"I love India, because as you know, I am part French, African American, and American Indian."
STFU
**If you don't like spicy food, why did you go there?**
For absolutely NOTHING other than squeeze out a buck or two, and promote her slutty, greedy, image. "It's all about the RUPEES, Baby!"
Every time they show their dumb stans the back of Blur-Blur's fuzzy head, you know they are about to hustle up some shit to sell them.
These stupid stans gasp and clutch their weaves in amazement at how "cute" Bur-Blur is--when all they see is the back of a doll's nappy ass head. What 8 month old child is that TRAINED to strategically hide their face in such a way and keep their head down from so much stimuli/commotion around them? That thing/doll has dead, limp legs and an ass so flat it curves inward! LMAO! They are taking you idiots for the biggest ride EVER and it's so funny!
The pieces she will take with her will consist of bedazzled sheets for cover up. Becuase no one in america cares for her housetocrapyon clothing line.
11:12 She said it.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Music/Now-Beyonc-Knowles-comes-to-India/Article1-921854.aspx
Tacky Tina and Beyonce's "House of Dare-I-Don't" is totally going to sell TENS OF CLOTHES worldwide after Beyonce's latest publicity stunt at the U.N.
Can someone say ittybitty titty committee. Where the boobs at?
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Can someone say ittybitty titty committee. Where the boobs at?
11:45 AM
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FYI. She had a boobjob and several facelifts while pretending to be pregnant. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Other Beyonce quotes during her trip to India:
"India is so hot because of the hot weather."
"I love India because it is full of Indians."
"I love India, because as you know, I am part French, African American, and American Indian."
Found a great deal at rave. Bought me a $5 buck zip up house of doodie sweat shirt. It fell apart a week later. Went and got my five bucks back. Lol
11:45--Word--she looks like a total tranny. She's been busted a few times wearing flesh-colored boobs, pads and bodyshapers. Other than being trained to scream and convulse like a monkey on stage, this thing is a nothing more than a manufactered, pieced-together gimmick.
LMAO @ 11:51
Don't the women in India already MAKE these tacky clothes? Why would they want to wear it when they've seen these godawful designs first hand?
And that quote was all over the place. Bey needs to sign up for and Eng 1101 class at a community college...again.
Keep doing your thing Beyonce. Beyonce reminds us that you do not have to have a college degree to be a productive member of society who brings light and joy to many. Go Bey Go.
What in the donkey hell?! Wtf is she talking about? I can't.
On another note, Please refrain from putting down the city if Houston. We don't cut for this chick either. I've noticed how she has mentioned the city more and more lately in song: only after New York didn't take to her. (MySpace: Beyonce, 35/New York) Try poppin' that spam crotch elsewhere ma'am!
This is not gonna fly. House of Dereon make clothes for fat people.
@ 12:26 beyodle just reminds us that all you need is a long blond wig and some booty pads and to pop the cooch daily just to be a productive member of society. Go beyodie go
WHAT THE FUCK are they going to do with that raggedy ass shit in india.
Dear People of India,
You can keep this 55 year old telentless, famewhoring harlot (even though you don't really want to).
Love,
The Rest of the World
P.S. No returns. No exchanges. This is damaged merchandise we are talking about here.
What the fuck did I just try to read??
This woman is dumb!! My goodness..
@10:50 I agree!
LOL @ these hilarious comments!
These jokes really do write themselves. I'm inclined to believe the language barrier made Beyonce's comment sound a little more dumb than usual.
Either way, her hawking that tacky ass line of hers all around the world is a joke. I hope the Indian women reject her clothes. Who actually wears that crap?
The business ventures are wearing thin I see. I wonder what she will try to sell next.
@12:16
I beg your pardon. My apologies! In my haste to describe her tacky designs and snear at her attempt to show off her "worldly sophistication" I pigenholed her local yokelism and besmerched a great city and its inhabitants by extention. My bad.
I guess I showd my own "yokelness"(Ima Okie) but
I sincerely regret my smearing your city and fellow citizens. I am sorry.
Bey still seems more backwoods and backwater than the other girls from DC and weren't they also Houstonians?
Hmmm..it appears Beyonce is giving the blonde wig a rest in favor of a brown, Indian Remi unit that is more culturally correct.
'I found the food to be very spicy because of the exotic spices' Er duh! What a simple bitch! FYI, She's just going there to get more yaki hair
I hate the fact that Bey is from Houston. It is such a bad look on everyone from h-town. You know like how 1 black person represents every single black person out there. Thank God the entertainment industry has Oprah I mean she is a good look on us eh sometimes.
Indian women already have access to some of the finest fabrics in the world. They are not going to buy her cheap, tacky clothing line.
Her and Tina's stuff couldn't even sell at Walmart.
Beyonce, don't you realize that with all this famewhoring, Solange is growing up without seeing her REAL MOTHER around?
THE PLASTIC BABY DOLL IS GETTING MORE ATTENTION FROM YOU, THAN YOUR REAL DAUGHTER SOLANGE...
@ 1:01 yep! when i went the indian women were shocked to learn that mrs.obama is considered a fashion icon here. you have to remember indian women get dressed up every single day! have you ever tried to put a suri on? that ish no joke! lol! they have great fabrics and colors and local tailors that fit your designs perfect to your body. there is no reason for them to wear that house of doo doo mess!
Beyonce is desperately hawking her brand of tacky street walker ware again...
I finally saw a woman carrying a Dereon handbag a couple of months ago.
Looked gaudy as hell.
House of Dereon Takes Cheap Out of Tight and Tacky:
http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/08/house_of_dereon_takes_cheap_out_of_tight_and_tacky.php
HOD=> HOUSE OF DOOKEY!!...NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GOING TO BY THAT GHETTO ASS SWAP MEET SHIT AND TAKE MS. TINA BRAND WITH YOU WHILE YOU GO!!!....SMDH!
@12:48
Yes. The other ladies are from Houston.
That heifer puts the way she says she is from here into overkill. Does she watch "Jason's Lyric" before an interview?
"I'm Beyonce! and this iyuh Destiny Chile. I luh fried chickun and talwk like this bcuz i'z from Houston." *flashes baby teeth*
Stupidity and the attempt on mocking her rich AND cultured peers,leaves her sounding like what we just read.
However, I found the food to be very spicy because of the exotic spices,”
Wow, did she really say this?
I hope she will not perform for any terrorist like she did when she performed for Kadafi's SON.
Unless everybody commenting has seen video of her sayin that stupid shit then Shut the fuck up. Any reporter can write down words and say she said sumthing......... Fucking coons
@2:41 EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@2:41 Why would a reporter make up something like this over cheap fabric? Some people on here are idiots....
THE CAREER OF A REPORTER RELIES ON CREDIBILITY, YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS.
@2:47 I second that!
Those Indians can get custom tailored, higher quality clothes locally. They have no use for House of Derriere. I used to work with a bunch of Indians. The men had custom made shirts, hand washed by their wives. The women had outfits you could not possibly find in an American store. Beyonce has nothing to teach those people about fashion.
Bey:
“I am glad to showcase my collection to the Indian audience."
Indian people:
Don't bring that pile of shit here you big dummy!
She should take that shit back to China, since it was made there anyway.
@ 11:03 AMEN ! I am so sick of these rich folk tryna be charitable and then going off and making a shit load of money through exploitation!
Let me guess the bitch is there purely to open up a sweat shop! Don't doubt for a second that you'll be seeing 'made in India" label on a bedazzled camouflage tank dress in a TJ Maxx near you!
Girl please.....
Oh Please.....the only thing Indian this CLOWN connects to is the pound of Indian Hair that was donated to her closet full of blonde lacewigs.
As a payback, she offers them those tacky clothes? SMH----no one over there is gonna wear that shit.
"On another note, Please refrain from putting down the city if Houston. We don't cut for this chick either. I've noticed how she has mentioned the city more and more lately in song: only after New York didn't take to her. (MySpace: Beyonce, 35/New York) Try poppin' that spam crotch elsewhere ma'am"
12:16 PM
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Chile,please...Beyonce is the best thing outta H-town since the Geto Boyz.She put your city on thge map.
#TeamBey
HOW MANY OF Y'ALL HAVE A ClOTHING LINE???
HOW MANY oF Y'ALL CAN TRAVEL OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY???
HALF OF YOU CRITICS HAVE FUCKED UP GETTO FRENCH NAMES THAT YOU CAN'T SPELL YOURSELVES!!!
DUMBASSES COULDN'T FIND INDIA ON A MAP!!!
DESPERATONCE GISELLE KNOWLES!!!
No one really cares about this Basic Bitch.
michael clark duncan has died y'all!
@5:29 the best? So says the delusional stan!
Hop off of her crotch because she wouldn't spit your way if you were in fire.
Go back to playing dungeons and dragons with your non existent friends on that pissy matteress down in your mothers basement.
@7:01
So what? Satan came to collect.
@5:39
"HOW MANY OF Y'ALL HAVE A ClOTHING LINE???"
You're right. I'm sure none of us have a "ciothing line", whatever that is...
"HOW MANY oF Y'ALL CAN TRAVEL OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY???"
Any of us can travel outside of the country. We just buy our plane tickets and take our PASSPORTS with us. Did you know that ANYONE can get a passport? Or did you think that only white people and Beyonce and Jay-Z were allowed?
" HALF OF YOU CRITICS HAVE FUCKED UP GETTO FRENCH NAMES THAT YOU CAN'T SPELL YOURSELVES!!!"
You seem to have spelling challenges yourself. And, BTW, exactly what is a "getto French name"?
"DUMBASSES COULDN'T FIND INDIA ON A MAP!!!"
After noticing your spelling issues, I'm wondering if you can even read a map.
@8:17pm
LMAO! You sure told 'em!
BEYONCE = DESPERATE MINOR STARLET
Two words... Cheap labor
@ 8:17pm
This is a gossip site bitch. All the bitches on here misspell on a daily basis.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEYONCE! I LOVE YOU!
BITCHES ON HERE WISH THEY WERE YOU AND HAD YOUR LIFE!
Lawd, stans are so fucking pathetic.
I hope a scandal comes out really soon so they can all STFU. Damn.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEYONCE! I LOVE YOU!
BITCHES ON HERE WISH THEY WERE YOU AND HAD YOUR LIFE!
1:26 AM
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2:47am YOU are fucking pathetic.
INDIA IS THE PLACE TO GET ALL CHEAP CLOTHING MADE SO HOUSE IS DEREON WILL BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
Happy 56th Birthday, Beyonce!
Take care of your daughter Solange, and your grandson Julez.
Oh and for your sanity: stop carrying that fake baby doll. You had Solange come out of your vagina in 1986. She is all the daughter you'll ever need. [PLUS, NO ONE BELIEVES IN THAT FUCKERY ANYWAY].
Get help for YOUR sanity.
I thought Beyonce was in school trying to get her G.E.D. and trying to learn how to speak English.
On September 4, 2012: Beyonce turns 56 years old.
Her major accomplishment:
ACHIEVE MINOR STARLETDOM.
CONGRATS, KLOWN BEY!
Oh wow...spicy because of the spices.
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