Wyclef knows how to get your mind off his Yele Haiti scandal [click here if you missed that], release half naked pictures of himself on his 43rd birthday...
Yesterday Wyclef posted a picture of himself oiled up in his speedos sitting on a Ducati proclaiming his youthful vigor.
90 comments:
I guess we now know where that Yele money went...on bicycles and babyoil..
LOL!!!!! @ 7:12am.
Right!!! @ 7:12
I think he posted that pic to ensure the side pieces keep coming, lol!!
What an idiot
The Yele money went to lipoing and sculpting his stomach
Eeeeeeeuw!
ooh yes daddi, give it to me, I would love to feel him on top of me..id grip his back and he just looks so good to me. I never was sexually attracted to this man until now, somebody hand me a fan, papertowel and a feminine wipe. he got me sweating, drooling and creaming at the same damn time!
NO MAN should take half naked pics, with a machine btw his legs...
He's probably overcomensating on this pic b/c of the small package he may have, lol!!!!!!
THIS NIGGA HERE!!! WHERE THEY DO THAT AT? MY THING IS WHATEVER YOU DO GO ALL THE WAY WIT IT. DON'T JUST OIL UP YOUR CHEST AND LEAVE YOUR LEGS ALL ASHY AND SHIT. AND I AGREE WITH @7:48. GROWN ASS MAN POSING DAMN NEAR NAKED ON A BIKE? WTH!! GET YOUR MIND RIGHT CLEF.
PRAS
why his legs ashy though? that yele money must have ran out. This n*gga couldn't even get another bottle of baby oil to finish off. smh lauryn hill, girl you smashed THIS?
From 7:48 to 8:17.
Word is bond PRAS...LOL
He looks like he would sweat a lot and cry during sex...oh and ejaculate quickly. Gross and no thanks.
mid-life crisis at it's best. LMFAO Clef put some damn clothes on you was never looked at as sexy why start now
NIGGA PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON! HE LOOKS GREASIER THAN A MISSISSIPPI FISH SANDWICH!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ dead lmao
Yup, it's confirmed Haitian men are disgusting. I don't even understand how regular women sleep date or marry these disgusting men.
This just made my tummy churn. Never have I seen anything like this. My gosh. My eyes. Damn it, I just vomit on my keyboard.
I'm sorry, I find it VERY disturbing that this dude found bikini bottoms to match his bike...then oiled up (but only half his body) to take a picture. I mean, he even put oil on his face. I'm just very confused! LOL he has WAAAY too much free time!
Apparently he ran out of lotion and baby oil halfway though this bullshit. Looking like a broke down boy toy.
I have SO many questions...
-Why did you only oil up half of your body sir?
-Who the hell took this picture?
-WHY did you take this picture?
-Did those draws come from the little boys section?
-What did you have to do to keep that bike?
-Does Haiti support this type of fuckery?
Take your time..I'll wait for the answers.
he looks like he rank of voodoo oil and slaughtered chicken. He used all the damn oil in his upper body and forgot the dry powdered legs. he needs his ass whipped.
I can't with you people. I almost chocked on my coffee at these at funny ass comments. You wrong for that voodoo thing but I'm CTFU.
This Dude is losing His mind. He done covered Himself in Extra Virgin Olive Oil, hopped on a Motorcycle and snapped a Pic
#BlackPeople
you may feel 26 but you damn sure don't look it. Sit your old ass down somewhere in row 43 and stop craving for attention like a young female whore on instagram. TRAGIC
He must mean 26 in dog years. This dusty foot thief needs to really get a life. DUMBASS
Moist
All glisten-y on top and ashy on the bottom...
JUST YUCK!!!
dusty foot thief....DEAD!!
This self absorbed lunatic must be filled to the top with s#%@ to think that posing outside, in his drawers with no shoes on is a good look for a grownup. He looks like he is posing for the sissy of the month calendar. Half greasy fool.
Wyclef. Please put the Superman underoos back in the drawer. This is not a good look.
So, now you shifting gears with your toes?
You are not Captain America.
SN: Nice driveway.
I see now why Lauren was so pressed to have him. I would have said that he was my baby daddy too.
SOME ONE PLEASE CALL 9-1-1!!! I FEEL MY BODY GETTING COLD
Damn he just completely disregarded about his lower half. Not only didnt he grease up his legs, he didnt shoot them up with steroids like he did his upper half. He's got a puffed up chest and bird legs.
WTF is this fuckery, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt this nigga fell down and hit his head, this dusty nigga all greased up in fat back thinking he bringing sexy back? this shit looks like his coming out party, this nigga looks like he doing an ad on a gay male porn site such as dudes with iphone, randy blue, gaymaletube.com, bulktube.com. I would like to know in what parallel universe that has yet to be detected, does this fool think he's invoking sexiness? he still looks like one of them raggedy chicken they use in cock fights. nigga you are not captain america in my *Sho'nuff* voice nigga please!!!
@712 ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I've literally throwed up seeing this man half naked. I'm blind now.... Shut snitch warn us!
No. Just - - - - - no.
Man, these comments are funny as hell. Ya'll always show out LMAO
This has to be the most HILARIOUS comment section thus far!!! I am literally crying ova here! "Dusty foot thief" "voodo oil and chicken blood" this is why I love RWS! See, what had happened was...he thought they was gonna snap from the waist up but they took a full body pic lmao. I'm comin back my lunch break just for the comments...
OH MY DAMN! Tell em how you really feel! This shit is funny.
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comments funny as hell! been laughing and clef and yele haiti for an hour now. thanks you everyone
EEeerrrr ....He shinier than the bike...except for his bottom half...The comments have me cracking up
BAFFOON!
the comments here are slaying me softly....but this one:
Anonymous said...
NIGGA PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON! HE LOOKS GREASIER THAN A MISSISSIPPI FISH SANDWICH!
8:50 AM
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FLATLINED....
This nigga look like he got in a kickboxing match with a bottle of baby powder on the way home from a bacon massage.....
This nigga look like one of the extras from that Magic Mike movie.....
This nigga look like he bought them draws at Kids R Us....
This nigga look like he 'bout to ride wheelies through the Gay Pride Parade....
LOOK AT HIS DRY ASS LEG!
Anonymous said...
SOME ONE PLEASE CALL 9-1-1!!! I FEEL MY BODY GETTING COLD
11:27 AM
why his legs ashy though? that yele money must have ran out. This n*gga couldn't even get another bottle of baby oil to finish off. smh lauryn hill, girl you smashed THIS?
8:27 AM
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LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG I AM DYING OVER HERE AT THESE DAMN COMMENTS!!!!
And they wanna call Ms. Hill crazy. No wonder she left his ass, imagine what he was doing when he was 25.
43 years old and posing semi nude on a bike, really? LMAO!
lol @ 7:12am. He looks a hot greasy mess. I don't know who told him that was sexy or even cute. lol
Lauryn sees this,licks her lips and starts playing with her nappy pussy.
Y'all stop frontin',you know you'll fuck Wyclef.
COMMENT HIGHLIGHTS:
DON'T JUST OIL UP YOUR CHEST AND LEAVE YOUR LEGS ALL ASHY AND SHIT.
He looks like he would sweat a lot and cry during sex...
Did those draws come from the little boys section?
He must mean 26 in dog years. This dusty foot thief needs to really get a life.
I would like to know in what parallel universe that has yet to be detected, does this fool think he's invoking sexiness?
he looks like he rank of voodoo oil and slaughtered chicken.
why his legs ashy though?
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You fools have got me laid out and crying! I'll be back later tonight to see any new additions.
This is what you get when you slaughter a bleeting goat, grease him down (halfway) and prepare him for the smoke pit.
DWBCL, Y'all are some damn fools. I am in tears now, I've been laughing so damn hard. bwahahahaha
- Jamrock
LOL!Why do you look and feel 26,Wyclef.The way you are sitting up on that bike half naked and greased up, you should be talking about 18 years old. Those dudes in the industry are straight bonkers. You know this picture is all types of wrong.Really, man?SMDH
That's Captain Haiti right there. Lmao.
I think I've figured out why he didn't oil his legs too. Anyone remember that scene in the movie This Christmas when Regina King poured the baby oil all over the floor and beat her cheating husband?
Clef was just being careful so that he didn't slip off the bike. I wish he would have though, I would pay big bucks to watch his ass slipping and sliding off the bike and all over the floor.
Bwahahahaha
- Jamrock
desperate aging male.
When I look at this pic especially of his legs it reminds of the video Im in love with a stripper the horse in it call rashidy.No Black person could have taken this pic, without letting Wytheft no his legs were dryer than a mofo
with^^^^
@7:12 am - LMAO!!!!! You aint neva lied, lol!
Why is the top half of his body greased up and the lower half ashy?
Died @ 9:26 AM/ Im guessing he getting ready to do time in the Federal prison for Yele he just want to get his spot in the 2013 Prison calender.
NIGGA PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON! HE LOOKS GREASIER THAN A MISSISSIPPI FISH SANDWICH!
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u mean FIS SAMMICH
HE LOOKS GOOD BUT THAT NAKED BIKE POSE EMASCULATES HIM...
Straight men do not do stuff like this he's an advertising fag
After the company that leased him the Ducati saw this photograph, they thought it best to just let him go ahead and keep the bike.
From D Listed:
"The top of Wyclef is greasier than a power top's dick at a butt orgy full of hungry bottoms, but his leg is as dry as my tongue when I look at this picture. We, as a people, can't let this happen. For just 10 cents a day, you can keep ALL of Wyclef's body oiled up."
WOW, the hate I am not a Wyclef fan but damn he is fine! I could never date him but would check out that fine body from the head to feet.
While you all are laughing there are still people living amongst the rubble in Haiti. I am convinced that black people WILL NEVER WIN.
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You are right, 7:43 PM. People in Haiti are still suffering. And sadly enough, there are people starving and dying the world over.
Children are being raped and murdered in this very country, as are women.
Would you suggest that people, specifically BLACK people should never laugh or smile again?
7:43pm, what are YOU doing to alleviate the suffering in Haiti?
Did anyone else start itching immediately after viewing that photo ?
ANOTHER THING BLACK AMERICANS STOP USING THE N WORD. I WATCHED A SERIES OF PICTURES OF LYNCHINGS IN THE MOST GROTESQUE MANNER. MANY PEOPLE INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE LYNCHED BLACK MEN AND WOMEN THESE BLACK AMERICANS WERE CALLED N***** AND YOU ALL USE THE WORD LIKE SOME FRIENDLY THING?
FOR SHAME.
As far as what I am doing I am doing something and when given the opportunity will be DOING MORE.
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Yes.
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That "Yes" was for 8:20PM.
@8:26 PM,
Do you plan never to laugh or smile until there is no more poverty?
I am waiting.
8:26 PM
My Paw-Paw was orphaned at the age of 8 and WORKED from that point on. He had a terrible start in life.
But he did not expect the world to be CONSTANTLY miserable because life dealt him a shitty hand.
He would work and his relatives would take his money and wouldn't let him go to school beyond age 9. He was a slave, for all intents and purposes.
But as I got to know him in his old age, he had a sense of humor and was a joy to be around.
This man who slept by the side of the railroad to jump a train so that he could find work during the depression could find humor in the simplest of things and he loved to laugh and to see people laugh too.
I suggest that you might want to find some joy because if you don't your misery will drive you insane.
OK 8:26PM aka Party Pooper,
Riddle me this.
Do you think that $3.6 BILLION dollars should be enough to help the Haitian people?
That was the dollar amount that has been given since the earthquake.
So, why are there people STILL suffering? Where is the money going?
And what EXACTLY would you recommend that an individual do in order to actually HELP the most vunerable?
And can you PROVE that the help that you are giving is actually helping a specific individual or family (have you visted to see for yourself)?
Did he run out of baby oil? Ash on his legs...
One thang I luvs abt a choco brotha like Wyclef is the nappy dugg out popping in and out my pussy rubbing my clit, just makes mommy real wet!
This kneegrow looks like he was massaging his legs and feet in a box of flour.
Sand-dancing legs and toes!!!
@7:48AM Hide your pocket book and your wallet before you lay it low and spread it wide. LOL LOL
This is for the first 7:48AM from 11:36PM(SMILE)
MAN THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE KILLED IT:
This nigga look like he got in a kickboxing match with a bottle of baby powder on the way home from a bacon massage.....
This nigga look like one of the extras from that Magic Mike movie.....
This nigga look like he bought them draws at Kids R Us....
This nigga look like he 'bout to ride wheelies through the Gay Pride Parade....
1:08 PM
This ashy legged negro looks like he is sitting on a bike with a confederate flag design..LOL
Somebody tell Clef to give MC Hammer his thong back!!! This is not a Bumps and a Hump video!! SMH these dudes are getting more and more suspecious as time goes by!!
Anonymous said...
MAFUCKAS KILL ME JUDGING THIS MAN!! FOR ALL YA KNOW THIS PHOTOSHOOT COULD HAVE BEEN ON HIS BUCKET LIST! HMMMM....ANYBODY THINK ABOUT THAT? HE PROBABLY THINKING "DAMN I'M 43, HALFWAY THRU MY LIFE.I GOT ERTHING A MAN COULD WANT BUT I STILL FEEL EMPTY INSIDE. WHAT CAN FEEL THIS VOID? I GOT IT!!!!"(clap,clap)GEOFFREY!!
BUTLER- YES MASTER CLEF?
WYCLEF- PULL THE DUCATTI TO THE FRONT OF THE DRIVEWAY!
BUTLER-CERTAINLY SIR. SHALL I FETCH YOUR HELMET AND CHAPS SIR?
WYCLEF- NO. GEOFFREY BRING ME MY SPIDERMAN UNDIES FROM MY TOP DRAWER.
BUTLER-(sigh) AS YOU WISH SIR.
WYCLEF-AND BABY OIL GEOFFREY!!!!!
BUTLER- HERE YOU GO MASTER CLEF, ONE SPIDERMAN SPEEDO SIZE XXXS.
WYCLEF-EXCELLENT GEOFFREY!! GEOFFREY WHERE IS THE BABY OIL I ASKED FOR!?
BUTLER-MASTER CLEF THERE ISN'T ANY BABY OIL SIR. HOWEVER THERE IS A LITTLE CRISCO LEFT IN THE KITCHEN SIR.
WYCLEF- DAMN IT GEOFFREY!! FINE JUST..JUST..JUST BRING IT HERE.
BUTLER- AS YOU WISH SIR.
WYCLEF-RUB DOWN PLEASE GEOFFREY. AND GRAB THE CAMERA GEOFFREY!!!
BUTLER-(sighs)AS YOU WISH SIR. SIR THERE IS NOT ENOUGH OIL FOR YOUR LOWER BODY SIR.
WYCLEF-(looking in the mirror) THIS WILL BE FINE GEOFFREY, JUST ZOOM IN AND SHOW MY UPPER PORTION.(humming to himself) im sexy and i know it..ahh look at that body..ahh look at that body...ahh i workout..wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!!
BUTLER-(wicked smirk) AS YOU WISH SIR!!!!!!!
7:58 PM
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